The sacrifice is chosen…
The sacrifice is chosen, ensuring that McCain will live on for another 300 years.
(John McCain)
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The sacrifice is chosen, ensuring that McCain will live on for another 300 years.
(John McCain)
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No, seriously. How does Barack work these things?
(John McCain)
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I am not just a trophy wife I am also a sugar mamma
(John McCain, Cindy McCain)
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McCain facepaint: a safer alternative to carving your opponents initials onto your cheek
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LONGEVITY
Because praying for the sweet release of death only gets you so far when there’s a goddamn Zombie Master behind you.
(John McCain, Cindy McCain)
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WE PUT THE “ICK” IN MAVERICK!
(John McCain, Cindy McCain)
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GOOGLE
The best place to find a running mate
(John McCain)
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