Always keep
Always keep a Trojan on hand.
(Hillary Clinton and Nicolas Sarkozy)
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I think I must be missing something, because I don’t get it.
Sorry to hear you’re not getting it. You really are missing something, hope you start getting some soon, but DON’T forget the Trojan!
Trojans are a brand of condom.
And the Trojan Horse is the extra large one.
It took me a minute too, DU. Look at the guard standing behind them….he’s wearing a trojan helmet.
Nevermind….I need coffee *walks away muttering to self about not making stupid comments before coffee*
But the helmet is New Orlean’s Zombie protection from Canadian Belgian flag twirlers out for Socialist gians by using teleprompters b/c Bush is dumb and Palin pics baits trolls!!! Elebenty… Chicken Fvckers… BaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhKKKKKK!!!!
Oh dear, PB, you have some froth on your chin. Here, let me wipe that off.
No Froth… just repeating a line from Super Troopers….
Oh…..well, forgive me. I was stoned when I saw that movie.
I have very little memory of it.
Oh Farva tries to be funny and calls people “Chicken Fvckers and bawks”.
[produces large Irish coffee]
Here you go Nucky; have this one.
Oh, thank god! *takes the coffee and gulps it down* You are my favorite, paws, I owe you big time.
[waits for whiskey to kick in]
Does anyone else find it warm in here? *starts taking off clothes*
If this is Trojan Man, where is the horse? *Waits for jokes about either Hill or Sarko looking like horses*
Actually, the Trojan is not very useful when kept on the hand.
Well the explains my first two kids.
I always find it amusing that a contraceptive was named after the side that LOST the war.
I think we established yesterday that Trojans are ineffective nearly 20% of the time in some cases.
Especially when they are left in the briefcase/suitcase…
they named it after the side that lost while they were “busy”
apt name i think.
Well, I think the whole point is that the Greeks put their invading men inside the Trojan Horse. So…your “little men” wind up in a Trojan condom.
That kinda makes sense….except for the part where they SNEAK OUT!
Not generally what you want the “little men” doing, you know?
Yes, that is where my explanation falters. I was going to go with the whole “the Trojan Horse is a gift from the gods” route but it was very anti-male.
HEY my Trojan Horse is for ALL the ladies…
I’m sure Mrs. PB will have something to say about THAT.
No really, I have a little wooden horse that I give to women…
Or it could just be anti-sperm?
I’m sure Hillary’s tallywhacker is big enough for the Magnum…
*snicker* You said “tallywhacker”.
*giggle* Charro, they said “tallywhacker”.
I think he’s saying, “Dude…smell my hand!”
Apparently shaking hands with either Hilary or Sarkozy can get you pregnant. Wonder which it is.
*yawn*
Eddie! Good to see you again, we’ve missed your biting quips keeping the trolls off the lawn.
I wouldn’t touch her without a full body condom with filtered air supply, using someone elses body. That is a scary woman.
The trojan is a dude.
I feel the same about Sarkozy, so I’ll forgive you!
Yeah, I’ve wondered if Carla has to be constantly drunk to make it through her “wifely duties”.
But …This…Is…..SPARTA!!!!!
A Trojan with that kind of helmet? The Greeks (and western Turks) never used metal straps or metal plumes. And Almost all their helmet designs also covered the lower half of their heads, for obvious reasons.
Well, then he must be an Israeli soldier.
Is that a Belgian flag he’s standing next to?
No. The Belgian flag is light brown and has little squares all over it. Wait… I might be thinking of something else.
Einstein’s pajamas?
Waffles FTW!!!
Precisely. That’s a post-gunpowder helmet design, originally used with cavalry and later (i.e. at the time of this photo) adapted to ceremonial use. Therefore, to those of us with a cursory (or better) knowledge of the history of armor, the joke falls utterly flat. God I hate jokes that require the recipient to not know something about the real world in order to be funny.
Not to mention the fact that if the guy were a real Trojan he would be at least 3000 years old, and he can’t be more than, what, 25? These kind of historical inaccuraces ruin the joke for me. I had to go and lie down and cry. Of course I know fvck all about helmets, so I missed that one.
I think it’s the hat of a cuirassier (cavalry) if I am not mistaken.
So, you really think the caption maker should cater to people who have a pedantic knowledge of various helmets and lack the ability to see past accuracy details for a laugh?
I mean, I prefer accurate jokes, but to HATE those that take some liberties to aim for humour seems … Worrying.
also a midget burgundy
Tempted as I am to make a Trojan joke…
The dude in the helmet is pretty handsome ;D
well if you dont get it first of all french ppl have the reputation to be some pervert …also nicolas sarkozi is with a top model and if you check the guard behind him he has a trojan helm …i hope it make a bit more sense for you.