Vladurday: Your attempt to caption this photo has been noted.
Your attempt to caption this photo has been noted. A sanitization team will shortly be dispatched to place you under government protection and eliminate all evidence of your existence.
(Vladimir Putin)
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Not bad. Give it a 7.
(Ooh, was that an ordinal number?!?)
Not unless you have really bad eyesight, PM!!!
Happy Vladurday everyone!!
The Rosetta Stone has become an instantly recognizable icon of script and decipherment and is one of the most famous Egyptian antiquities in the world. Discovered by Napopeon’s troops at the village of Rosetta in the western Delta in 1799, the granitoid slab is a fragment of a stela inscribed with a priestly decree in honour of Ptolemy V. The main significance of the text lies not in its content, however, but in the fact that it is written in three scripts – hieroglyphic, dermotic and ancient Greek.
*searches for glasses she wears because of her really bad eyesight*
put yur hands behind your head and slowly back away from the Solitchnaya
*drinks the stoli*
wait whut?
It’s murder getting the polonium-210 out of the carpet.
He leaves that in the carpet.
Tsk. Polonium is easily masked by depleted uranium air freshener. Didn’t the unusually masculine cleaning lady back in the DDR teach us that?
If that doesn’t work a little RAD 131 will fix you up good.
RAI = radio active iodine RAD = Reactive Attachment Disorder “I am on pain medications that causes me to say things I would not ordinarily say.”
*uses cluelesses pain medications to clean the plutonium out of the carpet* Dammit, why isn’t it working?
*noms moderated medication* Yum.
“all evidence of your existence” – wow I’ve heard of that happening at PK admin.
Yikes you don’t suppose he is the power behind the PK admin. Think about it.
Yay, yay its Vladerday! Happy Vladerday everybody. What about some yummy mochas with whip for everybody? I am going to go out to get one.
привет
Why thank you! Extra whip for me, please.
*cracks whip* That will not be a problem.
*tents fingers*
Excellent.
Oh, I finally got back with the mocha’s. I see somebody has been entertaining Charro. Here’s your mocha with extra whip cream.
Looks around. Where is everybody?
Talking about Mitt and the homos.
You have got to be kidding me.
Scrolls down to count number of posts under Mitt: Oh for pity sake!
No, I haven’t seen pitty around yet.
I guess. This is the quietest Vladerday I’ve seen like forever.
Looks out window to see if the world disappeared while I was napping.
I would expect to see at least some of his staff posting about how wonderful and manly he is.
Come on, let’s all say it together:
“In Soviet Russia, photo captions YOU!”
or is that “captures” you, in this case?
Excellent, “captions you” is correct IMHO. I am not sure on the PC ness of saying ‘Soviet Russia’ especially with Vlad looking on.
Ah well, in for a penny, in for a pound, er, ruble. He’s prolly gonna get me anyway.
Oh crap, I’ve gotten Vladurday twice. I’m really screwed.
So you’re dunno source!
Pfft. Dunno source wishes he was me. That’s how awesome I am.
Umm, if you’re so awesome Rando, how did you miss Vladurday TWICE?!? Just kidding, haha! *ducks and runs…into a brick wall…because Rando’s awesomeness is blinding*
Damn straight it is. Rando is so awesome, even Chuck Norris takes notice.
How awesome am I? Well, Chuck Norris doesn’t wish he was me, but if he was me, he wouldn’t be upset by it.
Pfft. If I have to explain it, then you clearly don’t understand the awesomeness.
Rando’s awesomeness is so vast as to be incomprehensible to human minds only capable of thinking in three dimensions.
My awesomeness alone occupies the 12th, 13th, and 14th dimensions.
Oh no, the Chuck Norris reference has sent Rando over the edge. There’s no coming back from where he’s at now. Next thing you know Rando will think his roundhouse kick can be seen from outer space.
Wat to go
Way to go
*get* not *miss* my idiot fingers…
I uh.
Er, what?
Yup.
^ way back up there when I commented on Rando’s awesomeness…he said he got Vladurday twice…I said he missed it twice. See? I have idiot fingers.
It is not you. PK is playing games with us and switching letters and words around. Blame it on Vlad.
We dare you.
I’ve Got a Good Backing Mr. Putin Your Threat is noted and would be reported to the RSPCA, who’ll try to do the needful!
привет correction: That is Mr. Putin SIR
I’ve seen Vlad so many too times that now, my Inner Being starts shaking when I see yet another of Him. His strange powers must be infecting the weaker of the administrations here. I call for a necktie party to git rid of all administrations everywhere, thus leaving me in control of everyone, including Rando the Inarticulate and NotAwesome.
*balks* Bad Smurf! *bashes Smurf over the head with a cast-iron skillet*
Charro, frankly, I’m tired of your upside down and backward. AND I had no idea you harbored such violent sexual fantasies about Smurf the Control Freak. Consider yourself reported to … oh, I’m in control now. Right, you are now getting deported, just as soon as I can have your papers burnt.
Smurf, frankly, I don’t give a damn. AND I had no idea you were so delusional. Good luck getting my papers burned, I keep them in my moat.
Charro, frankly, I give a damn. Uh, I don’t have a moat. Who is delusional? You are henceforthwith being deported to Alaska. Eh, what?
frankly cranky pedro lives at the dam, you betcha, henceforthly bloody pinche wanker loaf holigan deported in your knickers ablazen paper moat
whaa???
Smurf, frankly, I still don’t give a damn. You must be suffering from 297.1.
Ooooooh wicked burn!
*high fives Rando*
OH YEAH!
The flaw in your logic is that once you became in control of everyone, you would be the administration and need to have all evidence of your existence eliminated.
Clueless, is it any wonder… For your information, this site has f**k all to do with logic. Rando is the prime ordinate example of this.
Does anyone have any of those screen cleaner thingys? You made me laugh.
Due to an unmistakable abuse of power, I hereby remove all Smurf’s internet privileges and denounce thee to the parliamentary doldrums to work out his inner struggle with logic and the lack there of.
Wickets, you play too much cricket. That game is one of the reasons why the English are bizarre and eccentric. Are you bizarre and eccentric? If not, play more cricket.
picket all the wickets, and i’ll show you a pricket you can licket
Logic? LOGIC?? Everything I say is a lie. *waits for Smurf’s head to asplode*
Okay, Smurf, I get that you want me, but I’m not having sex with you. Ever.
Oh, Shi…
Damn , Valdy is so hot!
OH MY GOD BIG BROTHER
Anyone notice he kinda looks like the home alone kid in this picture? O.o