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Wanna walk into a bar just to mess with people?
(Pope Benedict XVI and Rabbi Riccardo Di Segni)
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Absolutely! Ordinal me?
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This thing took 20 minutes to get a first comment??? What are we, fighting or something?
That would be virtually unheard of around here.
*giggle*
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And by “bar” I am sure he meant “playground” and by “people”, I’ll be he meant “little boys.”
*gigglesnort*
Idiot.
Fvckhead.
I concur…..
And by having “VictoryNotVengeance” as a name, he means he kills kittens and makes people cry because he smells.
*headdesk*
*facepalm*
*points and laughs*
They need to find a nun, a vicar or a lawyer first.
Lawyer I could understand…better to drag the Dalai Lama along though.
A pope and a Rabbi walks into the bar.
So the Bartender asks.
What this some sort of caption on punditkitchen?
+1 internets
Like.
I laughed at this. When did i leave Pundit Kitchen?
It’s not slamming religion, Obama , conservatives or tea party protestors and it’s actually kinda funny— what the f$#@ is this doing on PK ????
… Yeah… That is odd…
You’ve gotta find a pastor first….
I past her about five minutes ago.
pastor? damn near killed her!
Finally! Here’s a clever one – maybe they can recruit Billy Grahm.
I giggled. It is mid week and we have a lol that is not offensive or incomprehensible. Perhaps we can celebrate. Yes celebrate , I just had surgery and am confined to liquids through a straw. Do you have suggestions?
Uh, what can the foaming conservatives and frustrated liberals find to argue about in this one? I admit that question was half the giggle accompanied by the usual post surgery medications.
Ouch. Feel better.
Personally, I would use this opportunity to gorge on milkshakes and cream of chicken soup! Get well soon!
I second the milkshakes.
I third the milkshakes (or frappes, as they call them in the Northeast). Followed by a frozen drink of your choice, if your meds allow alcohol!
Get well soon!
Hmmmmm, do they have bacon cheeseburger in liquid form?
Oh please yes! Last night my house mates had a yummy smelling Italian dish. I was allowed to watch them eat their perfectly done garlic french bread as they exclaimed how good the pasta sauce was. My jello was excellent but….
I feel your pain. *insert Clinton voice*
My son had to do a project as part of a book report, where the whole class had to cook a recipe from the story “All of the above.” He made the sweet & smokey BBQ. I will dedicate in honor to you the BBQ sandwich I’m about to eat. Hold on for a few more days, then let your inner carnivore rage. And remember, distance makes the heart grow fonder!
I’m sure your revenge will be sweet! When you are well, your house mates can watch you eat this . . .
*sends clueless fresh-baked biscuits, pies, cake, ice-cream and pudding*
I feel (some) of your pain. Two days after my surgery last year some of my friends made me laugh so hard I wanted to cry because it hurt so much. I still couldn’t stop laughing.
“Anything but red wine, bartender.”
Oooh, irony alert! When I went to post this on facebook, the capcha was ‘Mohammed’!
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar….
That would be the well known pub, the Ayatollah and Firkin, in Tehran.
Whilst the Islamic prohibition on drinking alcohol is well-known, there is no similar prohibition on visiting a drinking establishment (source being pretty much all my Muslim mates).
shisha bars, right? With the coffee/shisha?
LOL! Okay, this one is just clever…maybe that’s what’s been missing from this site lately. Snark for the sake of snarkiness just isn’t all that funny…
I am back, my comrades!
Komrades?
Da! Comrade! I’ve missed you!
We’re all fighting on the “to the battle” LOL, rather appropriate..
I might not be posting often, but look for me whenever you are in need of arguments-at the forums at np6.nfshost.com and its successor
This is a clever, inventive LOL. Kudos.
Was that a sock of EWAdams too?
Unlike yours.
Win.
*snerk* Too true.
*highfives Charro*
You, madam, win.
Second that!
Woo!
I lol’d. Like, for reals. Good one.
So anyway, the Pope says ‘Wouldn’t you just love a bacon sammich? Ha! Why don’t you want a lovely bacon sammich? What would it take to get you to eat a bacon sammich?
And the rabbi says ‘Tell you what, I’ll eat one at your wedding reception.’
Now I’m wondering if Baco’s are kosher…
I’m not sure they’re even FOOD, so they might well be.
according to betty crocker they are….better question might be if they’re even edible or not
Good one
The priest asks the rabbi: “Have you ever actually tried pork?”
The rabbi replies, “You know, when I was a young man, I have to admit, I ate a BLT. It was excellent. Let me ask you something: Did you ever try, you know, carnal relations with a woman?”
(Blushes) “Well, yes, when I was still in seminary, there was a young lady…”
“Beats the hell out of a BLT, doesn’t it?”
Win!
*LMAO* Bravo! Big win, PM!
Epic win!
A Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were discussing sin, and the Methodist asked, “Tell me, guys, have you ever sinned and broken the laws of your religion?”
“I must admit,” responded the Rabbi, “I was always very very curious about how pork tastes, so once, just once, I stopped at a bar-be-que restaurant when I was on a vacation and ate a pork sandwich. In fact, it was so delicious, I ate four of them, knowing I’d never have the nerve to sin again like that.”
The Catholic joined in, “Well, I had the same curiosity about sex, and that being forbidden, I didn’t know which sex would appeal to me more, so I once, while in seminary, had a sixteen-year-old girl and her brother at the same time. I was so overcome with feelings of guilt that I’ve never done anything like that again. Well, what about you, Pastor Bob?”
The Methodist said, “My besetting sin is GOSSIP, and I just can’t wait to tell everybody in town what you guys have said!”
Credit goes to lifeisajoke.com
See, this kind of picture makes everyone at PK feel happy. Whereas political slams tend to cause obscene riots on the comments. I hope to see more of these. But is our children learning from this?
IC what you did there!
They is learning in all 57 states!
Yay! A funny!
Wait…I haven’t been warped into some alternate universe, have I?
*hears Twilight Zone theme*
*hears red alert blaats from Star Trek, original series* Hmm, maybe I have an ear infection?
Then the Pope would have a beard.
its so funny!
The duck is missing. My favorite version of this joke opens with “A priest, a rabbi & a duck walked into a bar…”
..mitzvah, and the usher said ‘Rabbi, welcome. Pope? OK, not a bad yarmulke for a goy, sit down already. Duck – outa here, I told you before about coming in here vidout a hat. OY!
Not that one?
FFS don’t leave us in suspense!
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “No this is a bar, we don’t serve grapes” Duck leaves.
Next day
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “Like I told you yesterday, we don’t serve grapes here, this is a bar” Duck leaves.
Next day
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “How many times do I have to tell you?! We don’t serve grapes” Duck leaves.
Next day
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “If you come in here one more time asking for grapes I’m gonna nail your feet to the floor!” Duck leaves.
Next day
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any nails?”
Bartender says “No, why?” Duck says “Got any grapes?”
My friend used to tell that one every year at my summer camp’s talent show. Glad to see someone else knows it. But I’m also very sorry for you
Nice.
that would be awesome xD
btw what pope is wearing looks like a kippah :O!!
Can’t.. breathe.. laughing so hard… Call 911.. *falls down passed out*
the pope is scaring me ive always been scare by the pope idk why