The longer you stare
The longer you stare the funnier it gets.
(Al Roker)
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
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A hot dog (also known as a frankfurter, frank, wiener, or weenie) is a moist sausage of soft, even texture and flavor, often made from advanced meat recovery or meat slurry. Most types are fully cooked, cured or smoked. When served, it is usually hot, and is placed in a special purpose soft, sliced hot dog bun, although it is possible for them to be eaten alone. It may be garnished with mustard, ketchup, onion, mayonnaise, relish, cheese, chili or sauerkraut. The flavor can be similar to a range of meat products from bland bologna to spicy German bockwurst varieties. Hot dogs made from a range of meats are on the market, but Kosher or Halal hot dogs must be made from beef, chicken or turkey. Vegetarian hot dogs made from meat analogue are available.
Wait…what’s meat analogue? Can I get my meat in digital?
Faux meat, as in, “In this picture, Al is faux meat at the mouth.”
He is smiling at the faux tographer as well.
It’s all just faux show.
faux-shizzle
Shirley you beau geste.
Don’t call me Shirley.
What would you like me to call you?
I can call you Betty and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al…
Sounds downright fecal. Well, until you get to the condiments.
Have you tried Ball-Park Angus Beef hot dogs? Yum!
Hey! One more thing we agree on. But even better than that? Go upstate NY and get some of the real kosher natural skin hot dogs from a deli.
*Wach yoooo talking bout Willis* Oh my, the smell when you grill natural hot dogs!
Do the words ‘natural’ and ‘hot dog’ belong in the same sentence?
They do when their from the right place. Made with all natural ingredients, not the stuff that fell on the floor at the slaughter house. All lean beef, and whatever they use to season them.
*they’re*
first
*epic raspberry*
Hee hee.
Win! *awards a shiny internets to The Captain*
*accepts the shiny internets*
I’ll hug it and squeeze it and call it Ted!
Epic Failure
1.When someone completely fails at life.
2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
The point where you can’t do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
Not to be confused with failtacular (a fail so epic it’s almost a win).
Definitely not to be confused with that.
Thank you for reinforcing my suicidal tendancies.
Perk up. The funny will return eventually.
Sixty-second!
Well, no, not really.
I’m with diss. Strike three again, PK.
How about “the more times I see this photo of Al Roker eating a hotdog with stupid, unoriginal captions, the LESS funny it gets?”
At least this one isn’t one of the 150 that say “I has a hot dog.”
Or the always popular “Ha ha I luves wehnerz”.
Yeah, but you know, at some level, ANY picture of Al Roker is always funny.
Hey, at least this time it’s by that “dunno source” guy.
And it’s a hotdog with dunno sauce.
I call shenanigans on your caption, Mr. Source. For shame sir, for shame!
At least it isn’t something by IG this time….
‘Laugh, you bastards, laugh! If you don’t find it funny, you just haven’t been staring at it for long enough.’ The amazing thing is that there is no way of disproving this theory. After all, you might stare at it and feel increasing ennui and disgust, and stop looking at it, but if you’d just held on for a second longer the funny might have come shining through. Maybe. I’m not 100% convinced.
Like trying to conceive of God by trying to conceive of something larger than you can conceive of … oh bother.
It’s takes a degree of faith to believe, Al + Hot Dog = funny eventually.
But I read this lol as stating a constantly increasing funniness (monotonically increasing). So, if it you find it less funny at any point you have dis-proven the theory?
Then again one could apply a mathematical formulation from quantum mechanics to explain a less than gradaded increment using a wavefunction of time and space providing information about the valence and momentum of the elicited response as dictated by the constraints imposed by the uncertainty principle.
What she said.
What she said?
That’s what she said.
*echo* HELLO!
That sounds more appropriate. We will call that the the Pittypat’s mementum theory of Al Roker = f(pmtAR)
<3<3<4!!1@!
Shamwow, please?! Green tea on the screen!
*ahem* You know, I have this deal with Billy Mays. He’s supposed to be hawking my patented peel off screen protectors.
Sales in the afterlife are off the chart, you know. Both God and Satan have put in huge orders.
How about ceiling cat and basement cat? Cats DO spit, sometimes!
Hmmm, but what if I just get increasingly more creeped out?
That is the increasing feeling I’m having. Creepage, not humor.
But shouldn’t it have been funny in the first place, to get ‘funnier’?
There’s a lab animal for you, demanding that dratted logic!
I started a reply along the lines of ‘it’s entirely theoretically possible for something completely unfunny to get funnier, but statistically improbable’ but it made my brain hurt.
Well, the longer I stare at it, the more depressed I become. So much for your theory, dunno source! *shakes fist*
It’s a schadenfreude thing. The longer you stare, the sadder you get; the sadder you get, the more amused the lolmaker is.
haha! it DOES!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh.
Wut
Is his head really big, or is that wiener really small?
WTF up is with his tie? It looks all flat-like….
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drugs and drinking.
This is really funny and I don’t know why.
XD It’s true…it wasn’t funny until I stared at it for a little while, and now I can’t look at it without giggling O,o
Hey…. It’s true!
i didnt laugh!!
I WON TEH INTERWEBZ!!