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TAKING OVER THE WORLD
There’s an app for that.
(Steve Jobs)
He’d have you think there’s an app for everything.
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I am undecided as to whether or not I find this funny. Maybe I need more sleep….
I think it all stems from you actually agreeing with me yesterday, your whole grib on sanity is unraveling.
Breach it, Prother Beanut Putter!
Pite me!!!!!!
With bleasure …
(PTY: PK just ate a note I wrote to you about your grandmother – It’s really so wrong. My 98 year old Nana had cancer surgery and was then able to speak and eat again, for her remaining two years.)
oof – there i am.
I’m ILPB and I’m a PC.
I’m paws4thot, and I’m a PC, but would desperately like to be a Linux system!
I’m MG and I’m friggin tired of unfunny LOL’s… do we have an app for getting better LOL’s on this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????????????
I’m afraid that is the only thing on earth there is not an app for.
That is where brutal force comes in.
Me too
I’m Kn0wledge1ne and I’m an Alien Ware GANGSTA!!!!
Alienware = Overpriced Dell
I wouldn’t be bragging about it imo
I have a PC. I was just playing along with the gag.
I belive you.. This time..
My name is clueless and I have been a Mac addict for 20 years.
Mac is pretty good with cheese!!
Now I’m hungry! *heads into kitchen for grub*
I’m making meatloaf! My meatloaf is teh awesum.
Any leftovers for a nice viking?!! (Ok, OK, I know, nice viking CAN be an oxymoron!)
I’m afraid said viking will have to take my leftovers by force. Uh, that’s probably not a good thing to say.
Getting stupider with age? there’s an app for that!
and apple will sue everyone to get there
*downloads app*
It has begun! MUAHAHAHAAAA!
HEY GUYS, Captn Wow was downloading an app, and crashed in a ditch. Looks like she broke her phone. I wonder why she’s so angry?
I saw a LOL in voting that had her responsible for the horse stuck in the hole picture. I think our captain is getting a cult following on here. Next thing you know, someone will be calling her EWAdams.
It costs $9.99? Ah geez, I’m not sure I want to pay that….Oh, they have a free version!!
…
DAMMIT. The paid version has hordes of soldiers and a tiny dictator to use them. The lite version only has a woman of ill repute and a potato in a naughty shape. What am I supposed to do with this?
Cook the potato… the woman of ill repute will probably run for a Senate seat
…or sleep with a man already ther
There, even.
Is this woman Argentinian????
She’s Appalachian. But Belgian when you lay her on her side.
And if I lay her wheel-barrow style?
Hmmmmm…..my attempts at a homonym pun were apparently too obscure……*notes in small ledger* I shall attempt it again at a later date, but with more flash…
I had to go back and read what you wrote — then I went “Ohhhhh…” and laughed.
A little slow today.
I’m a little slow most days, so I’m making the most of my (apparent) wit the last two days
I had to read it like 3 times before I finally got it. “Oooooh, d!ck tater! And wh0re instead of hoard! That’s a good one.”
Being a Douchebag: No need for an app.
Using a Douchebag: need for an ipad.
“It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding.”
A link, along the lines of the LOL, you may enjoy.
{http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3256317696}
a spareasquare app!
Ok, THAT is an LOL, unlike the one on top.
At 11% of the market share? Not hardly.
…
There is so much Meh in this one. Like they tried to harness the power of farts to make waffles or something else contrived and not funny.
Would that process add flavor to said waffles during the cooking procedure???
Yes, but not really a good flavor…
Google is quietly taking over the world, and they don’t need an app.
*searches for that fact on his Android G-1 phone*
Now I’m afraid to google ‘Google taking over the world’.
Having said which, Sketchup is cool: I use it a lot, and it costs nothing. Apple wouldn’t do that.
I just googled it and I got about half a billion results. They even have their own website.
googleworlddomination.com
How ironic.
It puts the app in the Pod or it gets the hose again.
Silence of the Apps!
Planet of the Apps: Take your stinking paws of me you damned dirty app!
“Now is the time on Shprockets when we dance, using downloaded i-tunes…”
*snerk*
breathing there is an app for it of course you have to pay for it
It’s funny how so many people love Macs and swear by them, yet don’t know Steve Jobs owns a PC.
And you don’t know that either. *facepalm*
Also, I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that Steve Jobs probably has more than one computer. In each room of his house.
I’m going to guess that Jobs has a smart-house, basically a computer that has the people inside.
Of course he does–it would fall under ‘know what your competition is doing’. *sighs*
Plus I’m sure Jobs knows that there are things that PCs do better than Macs and vice versa.
Pity, Chaplin didn’t live long enough to see how prophetic his “Modern Times” was; the machines now definitely run the people.
Or Fritz Lang..
So does that mean we’re in the Matrix or does it mean Skynet is taking over?
I haven’t decided yet.
Let me know what you come up with. I’m dying to know.
Same app we run every night, Pinky
But where can we find rubber pants in our size?
About dang time I say!
ORLY?
New World Order app
steve jobs and bill gates-no matter what- are two of the hottest guys i’ve known(especially gates). if he takes over the world-by god i hope im his queen(but that’s just another unrealistic expectation)