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…and if you call in the next 20 minutes we’ll double your order. that’s right! You’ll get Two PETN laced pair of underwear.
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Ordinal me, please.
William Darrell “Billy” Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009)[3] was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and impassioned sales pitches made him a recognized television presence in the United States and Canada.[4][5]
Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania, and began his career as salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He traveled across the United States for 12 years, selling various items before he was hired to sell OxiClean and other products on the Home Shopping Network. His success as a TV pitchman led him to found Mays Promotions, Inc. On April 15, 2009, the Discovery Channel began airing PitchMen, a documentary series that featured Mays. On the morning of June 28, 2009, Mays’ wife found him dead in his home.
Awesome relevance!
I’m sorry. I laughed. Is that okay?
I voted Win on this one… I have to admit it.
Me too, ILPB – I voted win as well
That caption was just asking to be written!!
If we do not laugh, the terrorists win!
Oh, good. Another day of defeating the terrorists! I rock.
10 minutes worth of defeating terrorists, because you know we can’t do this all day. You followin’ me, camera guy?
Between Froo and this photo, I feel we can end the war with the pure terrorist-busting glory of our laughter.
Damn it! That was the trick to catching them all along! Just order their product.. find which cave the return address is to.. then catch bin ladin!
DAMN THEM! It’s a PO Box in Burbank!
Hahaha he does kind of look like an Arab version of the ShamWow guy.
You’re gonna love my nuts
Abdulmuttab meets Achmed:
“So, Abdulmattab, where are your nuts?”
“Over there, over there, and up there…”
PETN laced underwear. I think I got that one time in High School.
Psst…I think the “medical” term for that is jock itch.
I don’t know his name, but I saw him on a National Geographic Channel documentary about Guantanamo Bay. He was released after several years in Gitmo, and afterwords became a spokesman for a terrorist group, but I don’t think it was Al Quaeda.
We honestly don’t CARE who he is. We just like making fun of him and his terrorist buddies.
Two good ones in a row today #_#
Silly al Qaeda barker, terrorists can’t afford underwear.
HELLO FOLKS! AS YOU CAN SEE, EVEN DEATH HASN’T STOPPED ME!
I’M A LTTLE WORRIED ABOUT SOME OF THE TRAINEES I’M FRANCHISING OUT PARTS OF MY OPERATION TO THOUGH; THEIR DELIVERY SEEMS A LITTLE QUIET!
But we love their nuts..