Why is it always MY job
Why is it always MY job to go down the manhole?
‘Cos you’re not in the Union, Eddie.
(A horse stuck in a well)
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Phail?
Phial.
Phil?
That’s “Mr. Ed”, tyvm.
His close friends call him Eddie.
His *close* friends don’t send him down a well!
Hahaha! I like this one!
It’s bringin the funneh back!
I do, too! (Ironically, the dreaded EWAdams had a caption for this photo that actually cracked me up completely. Go figure!) It’s the second one if you click “View all captions”.
And congrats to Keithybabes!
Maybe he’s (EWAdams) starting to listen to the people!!
Nah. Everybody gets lucky every once in a while.
The one for this photo about flushing unwanted ponies made me giggle.
I only went through the first page, but I thought they were all pretty good. I stopped when I saw there were about 9,426 captions, though.
(Oh, and to Mr. Keef, please take that as a compliment – sorry if that wasn’t clear.)
He? has submitted some good Engrishes.
How did THAT happen?
Ah, well done! You have rightfully made the front page again!
It’s what I live for. Sad, isn’t it? Anyway, get on with your homework.
Heh, homework? I’ve been doing exams; all I’ve been getting today are results
Not sure this is one of your funniest…
*puts wallet back in pocket*
Sorry, but qualified toadying is not what I asked for. Anyway, good results?
I fail to see the toadying. Would you care to point it out? But qualified, yes…kind of…
If it wasn’t toadying, how could it be qualified, even kind of? Think, boy!
That’s got to be your son, right?
Perceptive Diss!
Ah, my point was that though I wasn’t toadying (though money would of course be nice), I am now qualified…’cept I’m not really, as they aren’t real exams…and that’s probably just as well…
Wow, in my day I had to do actual chores for my allowance. Now kids today just have to suck up on the internet for some cash. So not fair….
You got an allowance?? *in awe*
I didn’t. I sometimes got leftover change, and often did the ‘can I have some money to…’ begging routine.
But I saved like crazy, and then would charge my parents interest if they needed to borrow some money!
Dayum, viking, that’s such a good idea…unfortunately, saving like crazy isn’t really an option for me…
And girls are always good at hoarding money. :;):
Well I did tell you that trying to run TWO helicopters was going to be a mistake.
Congrats to Keithybabes for bringin’ the funny!
Yes, bravo Keithy.
I’ll agree with that.
Way to go Keithy! It’s nice to see something funny on here.
keithybabes made a funny, dont have any home work cause im 46, eddie went down there cause some ass lost their car keys, and it was for a citroen, jeezzz what a waste of time, ……. im sorry was bored!!!!!
And Eddie isn’t in the union because they suck!
Amen, brother.
Hallelujah!
What!! Unions suck!! Sorry can’t agree with that!! Right Brothers and Sisters Everybody out!! (Anyone for a rendition of the Red Flag or the Internationale
)
**The entire population of PK leave, leaving Eddie, Froofrou and JAC all alone**
Anyone know if they got the horse out all right?
I dunno. I do know that if a horse is head first down a well it’s a bit easier to get them out, since a horse’s tail is one of the strongest parts on its body, and can be used like a handle.
It scares me that I know that.
I think someone lied to you about horse ‘facts.’ No one picks up a thousand plus pounds of horse by its tail. A cat, yes. A horse, no.
Clearly you’ve never been around horses. Yes, you can use the tail as a handle. It’s not recommended, but it’s possible. You can also use it as a twitch, but that’s a little more cruel.
Holy cow that is cruel! I have only twitched the upper lip and only in an emergency situation. I also know a tug on the tail is good test for EPM if you think a horse has it. Other than that…I would not mess with the tail. That would be akin to a bad chiro working, I would think?
You’d be surprised. It’s not as cruel as twisting an ear, and it’s effective if your horse is being a total turd. It’s roughly the same level of twitch (and pain for the horse) as twitching the upper lip. I prefer rubbing the upper gum under the lip, personally. It takes a little longer, but it’s painless and works the same way if you’ve got a horse being a little turd as opposed to a big one.
It’s not pulling the tail, btw. It’s actually taking the tail and bending it back over its rump. Kind of like taking a person’s arm and holding it in a submission hold behind their back. It’s only painful if you force the arm (or tail) into an abnormal position, and doesn’t hurt as long as the person (or horse) being held remains still.
My shetland had his ear twitched I think. He has a fit over one ear being touched. Vet said the ear is fine so I think he went through some abuse. He was a stud at one point and I think that was how they gained control. SAD! I have gotten him over a lot of his fear with patience and rewards. Also my saddlebred does not have a set tail. I hate tail sets! And he is every bit as lovely to see as the set tailed ones. The crap some people do to their animals…just pisses me off. We are supposed to be the caretakers!
Thank you! Also, if you’re a equine vet, you better dang well know how to twitch a horse (in all possible ways), because otherwise you’re getting kicked, and hard.
Also…that is a draft horse. I’m totally not envying the people who had to figure out how to get that guy out.
The horse seems to think it’s a fly swatter. Or possibly a human swatter.
On a side note, bunnies are to be picked up by the scruff of their neck and then held tucked under your arm like a football. Picking up a bunny by it’s ears should get you shot. Actually picking up most animals by their ears should get you shot.
I am amused that Dawn seems to think you don’t know about horses.
Dawn still thinks you do not try to pull a horse out of a deep hole by its tail.
If it’s the only way to save its life, damn skippy you do. Horses can, and do, function tailless.
Who the hell picks a cat up by its tail??? Cat tails break extremely easily!
Not to mention the skin strips easily from the bone. We had a cat get his tail caught in a door once….the door didn’t actually shut, but the cat went the rest of his life with a little nasty section of bone sticking out where the skin stripped off his tail.
And you’re extremely likely to get clawed to within an inch of your life if you pick up a cat by its tail.
Sorry, sorry, why the fvck would you even pick up a cat?
And picking something up by the tail has a suh-vere ick factor. Gross.
Want a good time? Go get your rabies shots then pick an opossum up by it’s tail. Your night will be booked solid… 5 minutes of fun with the ‘possum, and 12 hours in the ER… good times.
That sounds like one of those bits of advice learned the hard way.
I recall a news clip on this and yes they got that big boy out. He looks like a Belgian. (yes REALLY…lol). As in the draft breed.
No, German, I think *ducks*
*quack*
But only if you turn it on its side.
Unions suck… oh wait nesting fail.. no I meant that here, no wait they’re Ukrainian… with great legs.
That’s not your urge to join the Israeli IDF totally photoshopped and they never will!
Uh, socialist?
Oh! Rando! Look what I found in the ’see all captions’! This one made me laugh my ass off.
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I’m pretty sure that is guest’s user name. It’s been something like two months, and the little troll is still so butthurt about getting moderated that it’s still making lols about you! It’s so adorable!
Pooooooooor baby. Got moderated for being an a$$ and can’t get over it.
Wow. That’s just pitiful. But Rando can add yet another stalker to his roster.
shopped. totally
Doubt it…it looks like it’s in the US, anyway…strange stuff happens there, so I’ve heard…
*nods*
Yep. This year we decided to divert the jet stream to Greenland and provide the UK with Arctic conditions. You guys enjoying the skiing?
Well, we were…but then those reds Back in the USSR gave us a big lump of warm air, so it’s all over…for now…
Ah, so it’s imaginary warm air since the USSR hasn’t existed in almost a decade. Y’all having mass hallucinations in the UK now?
this would work well on picture is unrelated.
so fake.
This is NOT funny. I can’t stand when you take horrible situations and satirize them. It’s disgusting. Grow up.
Um, you may be on the wrong web page then.
Only “…you may on…”?
T could be here for humor rehabilitation which it obviously needs….
You forgot the PE and A in your name…… Oh and the people who give a dman about your thoughts line starts right there… yeah where the overhang ends… one step further.. there you go.