Obama signs contract
Breaking News – Obama signs contract for new wallpaper. Staff thrilled.
(Barack and Michelle Obama)
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Yes… Otoh, that wallpaper is probably classifiable as terrorism in some way or other. At least it should be.
Agreed about both. That wallpaper/painting combination is a weapon of mass headache!
Whoever chose that fabric should be tried for treason.
*snort*
I concur. The closest thing to a LoL I can manage is apathy.
Apathy sounds about right. I guess it’s good that no one could be offended by this? (Or am I underestimating people’s ability to be offended?)
But then what should we create a flame war about? Abortion? Gun control? Homosexuals? Atheism? Muslims? Fabric choices? 0.999…=1? Too many choices…
In the midst of a tragedy I thank God for you people on PK for putting a smile on my face.
You see, you see!! This is the kind of wallpaper the government will chose for you when we all go socialist! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Actually, this picture is a perfect example of right-wing bias. Have you noticed that every single person in this picture is showing the right side of their face to the camera? Every single one. (Well, maybe not the two ladies at the very end. But the guy in the painting, Van Gogh, I presume, cancels them out.) A coincidence? I think not!
OMG, how can you blame the wallpaper and fabric choices of the previous, war-crime-committing administration on the current President??!!! He inherited that decor!!
You can not overestimate people’s ability to be offended.
(Paraphrasing some smart person.)
overestimate? or underestimate?
or was that sarcasm when you mentioned the ‘paraphrasing some smart person’
No, overestimate is correct. It’s very easy to underestimate peoples ability to get offended.
Can’t I just ask a question and be left alone in peace? I mean the nerve of some people to actually point out the correct meaning.
I’m sorry, I’m a terrible person. It wont happen again. *hangs head in shame and goes to sit in a corner in time out*
Thank you for helping other people understand the English language.
Perhaps I should have said ‘misoverestimate’?
*licks Default Users head* hmmmmmm braaaaaaains
I think I’ve just been molested by a zombie, but I’m not entirely certain.
I don’t think stun guns work on zombies. Do you need to borrow the shotgun? Or do you like the zombie?
I’m not entirely certain. I don’t even know if it is a zombie, or if it’s just a person that has a brain licking fetish.
Can you be an atheist Muslim?
Sure. They don’t believe in God. They only believe in some fella named Allah.
Oh, and Mohamed. He looks kinda like this: O|-<
Odd… That’s what Jesus looks like too. Only with a beard. Come to think of it, you never see them in the same place at the same time.
I did. They were eating a Sbarro’s at a mall in Chicago together.
Sbarro’s? Chicago? Now I know you’re fibbing…
What is no one going to pronounce jihad on me for depicting Mohamed?
Hahaha! We are not so easily offended, my friend.
*pulls out notebook* So, where do you live, so we can send you some lovely, er, gifts?
1495 N. Ocean Blvd
Palm Beach, Florida
(Bonus points to the person who can figure out whose address this really is…)
The Golden Girls?
So, you try to deceive me eh? Your name isn’t Nebton at all, it’s R*sh L***augh! Nevermind, just be in when the, er, presents arrive!
Wow! How’d you do that? I Googled his “Rush Limbaugh address” to find it, but I can’t imagine how you’d work backwards. (Unless you guessed I might say that, Googled it, and found your guess to be right…)
Hehehe. No, I just googled the address and the second entry came up with the name. Damn clever, what?
Amazing!
Get off my computer, infidel!!
A bear! Oh FFS!
I do think a guy with a bear and a funny accent would scare me more than a guy with a beard and a funny accent…
The bear is an infidel! GET HIM!
Keithy! I’ve told you I don’t want that bear in the house. He always claws up the furniture, and why are you wearing a towel on your head? No, I don’t think your accent is funny, I think British accents are sexy….
I read an article just the other day where the writer talked about various forms of muslims, including atheist muslims. I suppose that it makes sense if you regard the main religion of the culture you come from. It’s probably fair to say I am more of a Christian stheist than a Shintoist one, simply because I haven’t been raised in Japan, but in a country where Christian symbols, sayings and the like are all over the place.
No, the wallpaper is MUSLIN!
The wainscoting is Blegian!
It looks Greman if you turn it on its side, though…
It looks Grumman? There’s defense contractors involved? I bet it’s no bid, too.
No, Greman. It’s Blegian, turned on its side…
I think they’re boeing too far with this.
I think it EADS more, actually.
I think y’all are Alion here. I don’t trust anyone on PK, b/c you’re General Dynamics throw me off.
These puns will BAe the death of me!
Hughes kiddin’ me, right?
Thales puns are threats to national defense.
Isn’t that the White House’s Embarrassing Room?
The portraits are of guys like Charles Nelson Reilly and Rip Torn, too.
What is he doing in the portrait anyway? Weird.
They should’ve restored it back to woodpulp.
The offspring of the trees that died for that wallpaper are embarrassed and won’t go in to the family decorating business.
The offspring? Think about the parents! Those trees raised them up from little seedlings only to have them turn out like that! I heard they actually sued for custody of their grandseedlings just to keep them from turning out like that.
I had no idea the 19th century sucked that bad. Go future time!
19th century isn’t exactly remembered for its fantastic designs. They shoulda restored it to something 17th-18th century instead.
I get that americans are often devoid of historical, political, and geographic knowledge of the rest of the world, and sadly sometimes their own country, but I think expecting us to be able to identify the reception rooms of foreign palaces is perhaps pushing it a bit? Aside from Norway, does anyone in Europe know what the Royal Palace in Oslo’s reception room looks like? How many people in Europe even know what the Royal Palace in Oslo looks like? I imagine very few.
That at that’s a rather unflattering look at Harald V. Even if I had known what Harald V looked like (I’d seen pictures, but I don’t commit them all to memory, sorry), I wouldn’t have been able to say that was him from the shot.
It’s not him, it’s Thorvald Stoltenberg (I think). Anyways, I’m Norwegian and I live in Oslo. I’ve been outside the Norwegian palace plenty of times.
Didn’t know it looked like that on the inside, don’t know who the guy cuddling the blue ball in the picture is either. Makes no sense at all.
I don’t know who it is either, but I don’t think he should be playing with his blue balls while posing for a painting.
Actually the picture was not taken in the castle, but rather in the reception office in the Nobel Peace Price commite’s own building.. Right down the street from the castle.. well infact. Everything is right down the street from the castle in oslo.
And yes, the wallpaper is terrefying. X(
It should be a criminal offence to be caught in possession of that wallpaper
Picture with no funny elements.
Caption with no funny elements.
Where has the funny gone?!?
The comments!
*peeks up from her stash of funneh*
Wait… whut?
*texts Capt Wow*
ZOMG!! I knew you stole the funneh! Bring it back right now, Wow!
*runs away dropping a few funnehs*
You’re not supposed to eat it! You’re supposed to SMOKE the funneh!
OMG he is Left Handed! That’s so HOT!!! (end comical fan-girl sarcasm)
Actually, now that you mention it, being left-handed IS hot.
Isn’t it sinister?
Sinister is sexy….mwhahahahahahaha…or something like that
No it means your possessed, get with your neo con Christian belief system. So Obama is a Witch.. burn her.. I mean umm him…
How do you know he is a witch?
He turned me into a newt!
[looks dubiously at very obviously human peasant speaking]
I got better…
Left-handed; get with it.
The ugly wall paper is actually at the Nobel Peace Prize Institute in Oslo, Norway. Second president-picture from Norway in a week.
Why does the NPP Institute have a pattern of soft ice on their wall..?
That actually made an unfunny LOL even unfunnier. Stop it.
Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood?
Norwegian wallpaper, not so much.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman would approve.
*waits for any English majors to laugh*
LOL! But….it’s not yellow?
(Maybe not being an English major I missed some symbolism or something….I never could get the hang of symbolism!)
I think it’s that the character needed change, and this is definitely a change from the yellow!
If you didn’t ‘get the hang of symbolism,” I would say you had poor English teachers as you seem reasonably intelligent.
*throws “The Scarlet Letter” at Diss’s English instructors and runs away laughing*
Lol…I’m tragically prosaic and not terribly creative, so I can see that stuff when it’s pointed out but I have a terrible time getting beyond the surface of a story.
Also might I say, that Oscar Wilde is clapping in his grave…
I’m a little bit in love with you right now, Max.
*bows*
I du haf sum smurts!
*gives HOW squinty eyes*
Forms done in triplicate on my desk in the morning before you ride my Max. Or you have to show me your tits.
If HOW’s up for it we could schedule a trial by fire run later in the bedroom of doom with the two of us…. yes….
*runs home to fill out all forms*
Be back tomorrow!!! Don’t start without me!!!11!!!
Eeeeeeeeeexcellent.
It’s… it’s… it’s a yellowish green, ok? And it looks kinda victorian. I hope Michelle doesn’t go crazy after spending some time in that room.
(The wallpaper in the story DOES have a really revolting pattern..)
The protagonist only THOUGHT the wallpaper was yellow, which goes to show how poorly she was doing!
I really dont think Thorbjørn Jagland is part of Obamas Staff.
Are you sure? He’s could one of the eleventy million czars everybody says Obama’s appointed. There’s so many who can keep track.
He’s the czar of “Funny Norwegian Names with a J in the Middle of Them For No Reason”!
Or, since he’s both a “Thor” and “Bjorn”, he could be the czar of “Two Funny Norwegian Names for the Price of One”. Who says the Democrats are not cost-conscience??!!
Neo-cons… and trolls.
And here I was hoping the god Thor started a second job at Baby Bjorn.
He’s the first black president get new wall paper, and the first to brush his teeth, and tie his shoes…
He’s more man than most.
This comment was meant for Mitt’s pic. How it got here I’ll never know but in noway do I think it would apply for Obama.
In Norway, you mean..
That too
Well, that pretty much takes the cake for his presidency
UNPRECEDENTED!!1!
First time I’ve heard of an issue that doesn’t have to go through gridlock for two years to get anything done on it.