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(Nazis and a kitten. WTF, eh?)
Kittens love a man in uniform.
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Tell us about the counter-attack or the kitten gets blowed up!!
(They mean it too. There’s a grenade next to the poor kitten.)
are you sure the grenade belongs to the nazi’s and not the cute adorable, wannabe world qonquering kitten?
I like that version of the story so much better!
We all know about the cats’ evil agenda to conquer the world!
(Our cats have so far only conquered the beds and the couch.)
My cat has been drafting an eviction notice….I found the draft copy on my computer…..something about bringing home a meowing furball (adopted a kitten) without HER permission. Can I come stay with you Mabs?
You’re just after the butt warmers in hubby’s car! (And probably trying to escape the rabid American squabbling on the other lol.)
Maybe *whistles innocently, stops when she realizes she can’t whistle that well*……..dang, you figured me out (on both counts).
Ah, you can come anyway. But you might have a heat stroke — 41F today.
But could you bring some snow? Our winter precipitation is waaaay below normal (which is really low anyway, this being a desert). I may have to water my trees. *watches Canuck’s head explode from concept of watering in winter* Oh, dear. MOP GIRL!
*picks up pieces of skull* Dammit, Mabs, this was a new brain! We have a chinook currently, so our snow is melting.
Sorry! I understand chocolate will repair brain injuries. *digs out Reese’s cleverly hidden from teenager and husband* Here, try some!
Mmmmm….chocolate and peanut butter…Manna from heavan. My brain lives again!
Those bloody helicopters!! Give them half a chance and they’ll start melting snow
OF COURSE!
Cats can’t be bothered with grenades, those are small potatoes. They go straight to ICBMs. It’s much easier to push down on one big, red button than futz around with thousands of stupid little pins: maximum damage with minimum effort.
Your logic is impeccable.
As soon as the cats can get the KatKaretaker robots on line we humans are done for. I don’t have any proof of this YET, however, my cats do disappear for long periods of time and there are A LOT of motor-operated toys of theirs that are missing. What??!!! Do any of YOU have a better explanation??!!
Um, I’ll be right back. I have to go take the laser pointer away from my cat before he decides to repourpose it. *runs home to find toy*
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords and the good they will do for us in the future.
*stocks up on wet cat food and treats*
Since I have spent the last 8 years being ruled by a cat, I too welcome a complete takeover by the felines. I have been treated well, as long as I obey all of her rules.
I’m scared they’ll start culling the herd early. That’s why I’m kissing up to them now. I’d like to be on the “slave labor” roster and not the “food” or “kitty litter” rosters when they do win.
Well, the youngest one uses me as a bed, so I may be safe with her. The older one still hasn’t forgiven me for bringing in the kitten, but I think I amuse her for the most part. I’m hoping I’ll have a good spot in the new world order.
I would like to take this oppertunity to remind my cat that I can’t pet her if I’m dead. Also, I don’t make a very good bed if I’m dead because I will no longer radiate body heat.
*thinks: now then: alive: petting and body heat vs. dead: 100lb of nice juicy meat. I’m gonna have to think about this. Let her live for the time being*
Umi, it’s not really that much meat, think of all the bones and the nasty guts. You don’t really like spleens do you? Besides, who’s going to open the Tuna cans for you? *makes note not to buy the electric can opener she was looking at the other day*
KatKaretaker robots will open the tuna! I’d stick to the warm body vs. dead body scenario.
*wheels in giant canning machine* While we can we can eat what we can, and what we can’t, we can can.
Oh great. I’m done for. I’ve been slacking on litter box detail recently, so I’m sure I’ll be expendable. The old one still likes me, and the dumb one is just dumb, but the little one…he might take me out.
Yeah – people always thought it was the russian winter that stopped the nazis at Stalingrad, but the latest reseach takes a slightly different view.
’twas those commando killer kittehs
Ruckzug! Sie haben eine Katze!
Ah, schoene Kitteh.
Kommen sie heir, Leibschen und wir sind….ach….was……..
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!!11!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!
German fail!
Ja…I mean, yeah, I know.
You’ve heard of the Werewolf Division well this is a member of the Werecat Division.
Kitteh is Kätzchen by the way. And you really wouldn’t address a cat in the formal way, lol.
You will be the first to go when our feline lords rule. Not only do you address them formally, you also add a few titles, for good measure.
I prefer to simply call my cat Gott. It simplifies everything.
Wenn das Kitteh böse genug wäre…
**Adopts Basil Fawlty tone**
Pardon?? Oh sorry!! You’re German. I thought there was something wrong with you
Revisionist historians do like to flout what is considered the standard interpretation.
And cats have very short memories.
Longer than goldfish, anyway.
That’s a libel. Ooh look, a plastic mermaid.
That’s a libel. Ooh look, a plastic mermaid.
That’s a libel. Ooh look, a plastic mermaid.
Ah crap. It’s stuck in a loop again. *sprinkles some fish food flakes into the fish tank to break Goldfish out of his loop*
Aagh! Fish food is fish!!!!!!1111!!!!33204!!!
Ooh lovely fish food! *noms*
Fish are friends, not food!
Tell that to the angelfish I had for 3 years! He (she?) was a real carnivore.
Ugh, fish. Creepy creepy fish. Fish are so fvcking creepy!!!!!!!
Actually Goldfish do not have short memories apparenly. This was in QI. Their memories are pretty much reaching normal levels, except of course that a fish doesn’t really have a lot to remember (gravel, fish food, plastic castle, plastic diver, toy soldiers dumped in the tank by the kids
) and that is the whole of the Fishes world.
Thank you.
(What were we talking about again?)
Buggered if I can remember. Where am I
*holds up map with a little star in the middle next to the words “You are here”. Sadly there doesn’t appear to be any other writing on said map indicating what it may be a map of. It is however always accurate*
So it ISN’T mice trying to take over the world!
Itz da kittehs!!!1!!!
I think the invasion has already started in some places . . .
My house is no longer mine. I just supply the heat, gushy food, kibble, clean litter, water, and keep away the bad foreclosure guys!
Hey! Godwin’s Law!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
Strictly speaking, I believe that applies to threads that didn’t START with Nazis.
No, no, Godwins law, your argument is invalid.
*stomps foot* Well, it shouldn’t apply to threads that start with Nazis, and that’s what important, isn’t it? What I think it should be, not what it actually is. *walks away, muttering* Messing up my intelligent comment with her silly facts.
don’t try to apply logic to this situtation – it’ll only give you a headache, and maybe provide fodder for the non bitter trolls, just accept that logic is warped in this continuum and hope that it doesn’t spread
Woah guys, easy with the l-word. You know how much us anti-intellectuals don’t appreciate that dirty, dirty language.
*whispers* It’s just us intellectuals trying to feel superior.
Fascist
Geez. Get it right. We intellectuals are COMMUNISTS. The politicians are the Fascists! *sends Froo to reeducation camp*
Fascia!
Muscoa!
Oh FUDGE! I can’t spell in my own field?
“Mucosa”!
You’re calling me a dashboard? Now I’m lost. I must be a cheap fascial since I don’t have GPS.
I dont’ know if you want to be referred to as a “cheap facial”, Mabs
FaScial. But perhaps I am just too old to have GPS.
Whoops. Maybe I should put on my reading glasses. I read ‘fascial’ as ‘fascia,’ which is Brit for dash. Never mind. :red:
You go ahead and spell it correctly and see if our frequent homonym abusers know what you’re talking about.
And now I can’t even do the blushing face.
I think I’ll just go and get myself moderated by the admins so I can start over. Apparently my brain needs a GPS to find my fingers.
This thread is fascia-nating!
Fascia in the US is either an anatomical term (connective tissue) or a house-structure term (the flat stuff between the roof and the outside house wall). Funny thing, they are pronounced differently!
And as for the blushy-face. : oops : without the spaces.
Ditto in UK. Fascia also = dashboard: either term is used.
Huh. Didn’t know about the dashboard usage! I was going for the house-structure bit.
Too much HGTV.
Makes me think of fasciitis. Specifically, necrotizing, since that’s the only type of fasciitis that I am aware of
And to continue: Colon-ialist!
Correctum
its the kitteh interigating the germans
ahhh the Nazi just a bunch of cool guys, gotta love them
A soldier is a soldier. They don’t embrace the ideology, they do their job. Ask American soldiers if everyone they’ve killed deserved to die…
Yeah, everybody apart from Hitler was just obeying orders..ever seen footage of Nazi rallies?
Yea, they look a lot like Teabagger rallies
Actually that thing about not taking the excuse of “just following orders”, I think was actually wrong when it was applied to the ordinary Wehrmacht soldier (not the SS as they were completely nuts), as every soldier HAD to follow orders as if they didn’t they’d be shot either by a friendly member of the Gestapo or the SS and so in order to live they had to obey orders that they probably found reprehensible. However I would think that most higher Ranking officers got what they deserved in the end as they did have the power to change things (but didn’t.) I think that nowadays that particular rule should be applied more as now soldiers do not get shot for disobeying a direct order and so have more lattitude when it comes to saying no. The ordinary German soldier didn’t, it was basically a case of Obey or die.
It was an Aryan kitten.
Spam whore returns.
It was a Spam-ian kitten.
kitteh says, with this tiny wepon I will take over teh wurld, And he did, All bow to teh kitteh, and wish teh cheeze guyz a Happi third Birfday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY EBERIBODI.
You are a very strange girl.
kitteh sez ‘u gize killz the jewz, I takez care ov teh mowsez!! We alliez! ‘
That is so wrong in every way and I laughed so hard.
Am I a bad person?
Anybody caught not laughing VILL BE SHOT!
I can’t laugh! If I do it’ll wake up the cat sleeping in my lap and then she’ll kill me in favor of the newfangled human replacement.
This is so not funny! I have it on good authority that that kitten is actually dead today…
I certainly hope so. Can you imagine a 70 year old cat?
TOOOOO SOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!
A shiny internet to all 3 of you for that exchange.
And don’t forget!! The CIA have Hitler’s Brain in a Jar.
Ewww. I’m pretty sure it’s expired at this point. Those things don’t last forever you know.
the cat is a communist!
THE CHRomE IS A BELGIAN COMMUNIST!!!!
It could be the cat who walked between the french trench and the german trench during the first world war.
He have been accused of treason and shot by the french army.
But the german soldier has an ss uniform, so it’s world war 2, doesn’t match…
could have been*
What are you on, dude??
And why aren’t you sharing??!!!
Actually, I think I have heard the same story as Bidouda… World War I was a very strange, strange war.
Even stranger when you consider that the early pilots originally used to salute each other, before some bright spark thought about chucking bricks at the enemy aircraft. Then someone else took a pistol and began shooting the aircraft thus began the airwar. But even in the most heated exchanges in the air war, WWI pilots considered themselves to be something akin to knights, and many pilots would not consider attacking a lone plane if they were in a squadron, unless the lone pilot signalled his consent to start a fight. Also if you were shot down and captured you were usually given a party by the people who shot you down. WWI is considered to be a “light hearted” war initially as the Kaiser was treated as a figure of fun, and his armies were usually treated as buffoons. However Hitler and his armies in WWII were treated differently as Hitler was seen as the personfication of Evil and it was easilly seen that the allies liberty and freedom were on the line.
Part of the reason for the lightheartedness of the early war was the hundred years of relative peace preceding. After all that time people somehow got into there heads that war was some wonderful glamorous fun thing you could do on the weekends and take the kids too. It wasn’t a life or death struggle for your countries freedom, it was a friendly game of horseshoes with your neighbor.
Yeah… People all over wanted a little bit of fun and wargames. And they got WWI. Hah.
All true, and of course, there was the 1914 Christmas Truce, when both sides at platoon level put down their guns, and had a Soccer match in No-Man’s Land. A real pity that the “Red Stripes” refused to let that stick!
You watch waay too much QI
(like myself)
They regarded that cat as more valuable then an entire group of human beings.
No, actually this picture was taken right before they shaved the cat, gave it an id number, and sent it to a work camp to starve.
(And it’s good to remember that although certainly the Jewish population suffered horribly, they were far from the only group targeted for elimination by the Nazis. All those other guys kinda get left out; seems a little unfair.)
S’true! My grandfathers uncle was Catholic and they gassed him anyways. *takes a shot of vodka on honor of her fallen Polish brethren and sistren* Oh crap. Look at the time for work and I’m shnokered!
Maybe I should shtop using the beer shtein as a shot glash.
I forget the joke but your mom’sh a whore.
Not a fan of the ladiesh are ya, Trebek?
Suck it, Trebek!
Trebek, I must inquire about the penis mightier…
“‘ll take “The Rapists” for $1000, Alexsh.
S words for 500 Alexsh.
I’ll take anal bum cover for $400 Alexsh.
I’ll take “Jap anU.S. Relations” for shiks hundred, Alex
LMAO! I shouldn’t laugh at Mr. Fluffybutt’s horrible fate but you made me spew water from my nose because of his name.
I want to know where DU found out my high school nickname!
Nazis, Kittens, Grenade, Flower…this picture is made of win, regardless of the caption!
I keep reading the “recents” as “DeVile” and it makes me want to go check on my dalmations….
Don’t do that. They look much better in spots than check.
Although I suppose you could do a quick spot check..
Dammit, I just spilled spot remover on my dog, and now he’s gone.
Help! I have fauxhito on my keyboard! Cleanup committee? Anyone…?
WTF is a fauxhito???? Sounds vegetarian
Google search is your friend. Make yourself sound smarter in minutes (at least when online where no one can see you looking the words up
). Faux-hito: virgin mojito. Although why VG’s drinking one, I’m not sure. Want to share something here, VG?
On the interwebs nobody can see you search!!!
*music from Alien*
The fauxhito was because I was feeling a bit festive, but had a 3 hour meeting coming up (this past morning, now). So–a few yippees without any risk of not being able to sleep or hangover-itis. I’m a cheap date, and actually it tastes pretty good without the rum!
Uh-huh. *peeks in VG’s trash for preggers test*
The amount of chocolate wrappers in my trash from the last 2 days should convince you on that one!
*sigh*
Maybe it’s just because I have a soft spot in my heart for people who love animals.. I know the Nazis did terrible terrible things and I know that Nazi soldiers got into it and all that.. *sigh*
Maybe these three blokes weren’t some of the worst ones and actually were following orders and didn’t like what they did.
This picture made me smile. Not because it’s funny, but just because I think it’s sweet.
Stupid Nazis having been a terrible blight on humanity..
I agree… Not to mention, “Nazi” or no. They were human. Just like you and me. And look a these boys. They’re JUST KIDS!? Kids with a small animal. The granade is probably next to it because they thought it was cute that this small kitten was just as small as this little army issued weapon. Children will be children. You can’t blame the misguided induvidual for the group’s mistake. When are people going to learn that?? But, it’s still an adorable picture. Anything that shows the humanity of that time… My Oma has old portraits of two long dead uncles that were in the Nazi army with their wives. They didn’t look EVIL. No more evil than my abusive child molesting American Opa who was in the US Army.
I don’t get how anybody knows that these are Nazis. I can’t see any swastikas…
The emblems on their collars. Plus there are a lot of military history geeks who could probably tell just by the uniform hats.
But the biggest hint would be under the caption, where the admins identify the picture and who’s in it.
But if you turn them sideways, they’re French soldiers.
Belgian!
Ted Kennedy did it!! He did it!! MURDER!!1!11!!elebenty!!!
Actually they’re not Nazis, they are German Soldiers. Nazis were active members of the NDSAP, most Germans were members of the NDSAP only because they had to be in order to get any sort of proper work. Most of them did not believe in the aims or beliefs of the NSDAP, but basically just joined the Party because if they didn’t it would have appeared as suspicious and you don’t want “ze Gestapo” knocking at your door in the middle of the night
TBF the one on the left may well be a Nazi, since he’s in the SS.
No, no, no. All Germans were, and are, Nazis. The misconceptions that race and ethnicity mean personal flaws and erroneous thought processes is something that all Germans suffer from (and only Germans).
Yes! And all Americans are fat and ignorant of geography and other such mundane trivia, and all Swedes all tall and blond and beautiful…hey, wait. I see how this is going for you!
And Canadians are polite, beer-drinking, hockey playing peace keepers with gorgeous women who wear fur all the time….and not much else…..
And have great booties, of course!
I’ll be the judge of that! *grabs Canuks butt and spends a few minutes checking it greatness* Yes. A+++. Now to make sure the boobs match.
My favorite part of the description: “WTF, eh?”
Well, the one on the left is wearing an SS collar insignia, and I think an Iron Cross medal ribbon. I’m not sure which division the other 2 are in, but they’re both wearing Wehrmacht WW2 uniforms as well.
Thats ironic, think about it.
Nazis, they are al for killing and hating jews, while they are, happy, about a cute fuzzy aminal like the kitteh.
I don’t understand what you mean is ironic? That Jews are cute and fuzzy animals and Nazis didn’t realise it? That kittehs kill or hate Jews even more than Nazis do? *confoozled*
(Or rather – that kittehs were the most efficient resistance warriors during WWII?)
well. kittehs dont like nobody only if you feed them catnip. and i find it ironic but yes you do have a point and yes jews are cute fuzzy >>aminals<animals< ^ that sounds better…
excuse me i ment.. that jews are cut efuzzy AMINALS not animals i prefer AMINALS
Okay… Then aminals it is. *backs away slowly*
Surprisingly some SS officers turned out to be human beings after all. Just foolish enough to have themselves led into a senseless war. (The rumor goes, that some human beings still tend to have that habit… What’s the weather like in Baghdad today?)
Liberating 28 million people from one of the most evil and murderous dictators in human history is “senseless.” Right, and let me guess, you think slaughtering nearly 50 million babies with beating hearts in their mothers’ wombs is just swell.
No one cares what you think.
Sorry, I didn’t notice who it was. I got caught up in the stupid.
S’okay. I understand. I almost did as well……
He needs to say something really really offensive so Rando, slayer of trolls, can take him out like I did Again. Yeah, I’m feeling like a big shot after that. Wanna make something of it?
No one cares what you think.
no one cares what you think
No one cares what you think!
No one cares what you think.
No one thinks what you care.
these men are part of the 20.Waffen-Grenadier-Division der SS
(Estland Nr. 1) Divisional
Cuff Title:
Regimental
Cuff Titles: Existed non-officials: “Narva“ and “Estland“
Naming History: 10/1942: Etnische SS-Legion – Battalion “Narva“
10/1943: 3.Etnische SS-Freiwilligen-Brigade
01/1944: 20.Etnische SS-Freiwilligen-Division
05.1944: 20.Waffen-Grenadier-Division der SS (Estnische Nr. 1)
Divisional Status: January 1944
Nationality: Estonian
Fought in: Ukraine, Russia, Estonia, Silesia.
RK 5, Alfons Rebane, Harald Nugiseks, Harald Riipalu, Paul Maitla and Franz Augsberger.
Fate: Most surrendered to the Russians in May, 1945. Some fought their way to the American lines but were soon handed over to the Soviet Union.
What about the cat? Don’t you care about the cat?
Now explain why only one of them has SS runes on his collar.
Wasn’t it determined the last time this photo was captioned that these guys were actually actors in costume for a movie or something?
A movie??? Triumph of The Will perhaps or maybe it was the Hitler Follies (Like the Ziegfeld Follies but with more Jackboots
)
like the demotivator poster said:
BLITZKRIEG: When you only stop for kittens.
Actually so the loosed the war. A giant mouse form minsk eat the leaders head
They are not nazis. Those are Russians. You can tell by their insignia.