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My computer is homosexual??!! Well, I’m not gonna allow it to sit on MY lap anymore.
(A gay rights protest with an ironic sense of humor – Boston, Massachusetts)
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LOL!! It just shows the stupidity of many of those Anti-Everything but God Bible Bashers. If it wasn’t for Alan Turing who broke the Enigma code, she wouldn’t have been able to stand in the street protesting. She’d have a visit from her Local Gestapo who would have thrown her in Jail or in a Concentration Camp.
Sarcasm: Going over the heads of people since the beggining of time.
*hangs head in shame*
It’s usually lost and no one gets it.
It’s an art that unfortunately the Internet has killed.
Judging from the expression on her face, she spent a large part of the rally dealing with people who didn’t get her sense of humor either.
R.I.P Sarcasm
10,000 B.C – 2003 A.D (around the time LOL & gangsta talk became popular)
I can has a sarcasm?
BTW, I would add l33tsp34k to the list, too. ¬¬
1337 5p34k 15 4 73h 1337!!!!11111!
Hmm… was my 1337 speak correct? All I really know is 1337. Teehee.
I’m not sure, but what alarms me is that I could read what you wrote and it made sense.
That’s not good. Not good at all. 0.o
I know! I think I might need a CAT scan. Or a drink.
Go for both: have that drink via IV WHILE you’re getting the CAT scan. No need to choose.
Elitespeak is for the elite? If I got that right (I’ve never seen this stuff before) it was the “teh” and my extensive training in LOLspeak that clued me in. Which is a bit ironic in itself….
Feel free to join me for the CAT scan and alcohol IV.
Almost. It’s LEET. Not Elite. It can also be called gamer speak, or hacker speak. Something that is said to be leet is considered(by the speaker anyways) to be cool, awesome, amazing. and often technologically advanced or innovative. Unfortunately it is usually used by 12 year old’s who think they are cool when in reality, they are mostly just annoying.
I take it you’ve met my (12 year old) son, DU?
L33T speak is a whole cloth wannabe writing format. It was adopted by geeks, but mostly because they thought it was funny, not out of any actual belief it made them cool. The only ones who actually think it makes them cool are probably, like DU says, 12 or under.
#include gripe.cpp
No self respecting hacker would use L33T except as a mockery, really. At one point they did have their own lingo, called jargon. Ultimately it was used mostly by computer programmers, which makes sense because that’s essentially what hackers are. It was more like the rules and jargon of comptuer programming applied to English.
Aside from using nonstandard symbols like != in writing or straight computer jargon (ie ANSI standard pizza = sausage and mushroom), they apply computer logic to written syntax. Putting the punctuation outside of parenthesis or quotes, proper use of double negatives in boolean choices, use of single quotes to mark something versus universal double quotes.
Some conventions everyone here is already familiar with. Consistantly misspelling common typo’s (ie bork=broke, !!!!11!!11, etc.), caps lock as shouting, and uncommon brackets to denote emphasis or action (ie *dies*, *sprays coffee on keyboard*, etc).
Other examples: using non-printed characters (“this jerk ^H^H^H^H guy thinks he’s so smart” = “This jerk, er, guy thinks he’s so smart”), using code in writing (me==awesome++), and multiple nested parenthesis (I do that a lot (like this)).
end rant;
ya but you cant see the whole flag she might have drawn a swastika on it for all we know
This picture is solid proof of Bunker’s Law:
“It is impossible to tell the difference between radical fundamentalism and good satire.”
I say this because it got me too, right up until I saw the rainbow flag…
Nailed it.
SJC = Supreme Judicial Court, in Massachusetts. Not being from Massachusetts, when I first saw this photo a while back I saw the sticker and thought “Hmmm….” and googled it to see what was up.
That’s why knee jerk reactions = stupidity……
I’m pretty sure Diss isn’t either, and she knew what both of those are (as did I). You can actually know these things and still be straight.
BTW, ctrl + is the friend of all who should be wearing their reading glasses (such as myself).
wow I never knew ctrl + thanks!
Credit goes to VG for telling me. It’s all that studying we geeks do to feel superior — ruins our eyes.
And I just learned from a friend that if you forget how far up you went on ctrl +, you can use ctrl 0 to recenter the image size. (that’s the zero, not a letter o).
Control [mouse scroll] also works to make it bigger/smaller, depending on the direction you scroll.
Does anyone remember when there were no monitors and what you typed was printed on green and white striped paper? Probably not. *sigh*
I just thought of that because it did make proper zeroes; i.e., with lines through them. So much better.
I remember the gold letters on black background, and that was on a Vic-20 (tape recorder plus a television). I still have NO clue how it worked, but I could program in basic!!
I also remember doing my dissertation on a dual-floppy drive laptop (no hard drive). But I am SOOO glad computers were invented pre-dissertation!!!
Me, too! My husband had to have his type-set and printed, only two years before mine. But his had really nasty math and lots of it!
God!! The Vic20, that takes me way, way back!! I used to have a ZX Spectrum (that was the first computer I have had way back in 1982, a 48K one complete with Rubber Keyboard.) BTW For anyone wanting to get back to the way things used to be, try the link provided. It has thousands of old Speccy games, magazines and other stuff of a Speccy Nature. (Hmm…. I’ve been using a computer nearly every day for the past 28 years, no wonder my eyesight is shot
)
Yeah – I still have a dot-matrix printer. It’s attached to the DOS computer. Some of my customers still design PC boards in DOS!!! How 80’s!! They are going away in a month. I will celebrate by e-cycling the whole shebang!
Geez, I’m like almost as old as dirt and even I know what a pride flag is. You mean to tell me you have never seen cars running around with a rainbow sticker and wasn’t just a little bit curious?
Wait, I thought that was for Apple computers!
*makes note to remove stickers from car*
No, no, not the rainbow apple sticker, you can keep that one..
(shhhhh, nobody tell Nebs that it actually means he’s secretly in love with Steve Jobs.)
And you get one of the many “Missing The Point” trophies we’ll be handing out ALL day.
Oh and granny hasn’t had coffee yet…
The rainbow flag hiding behind the caption is a clue that ‘mikebrow’ missed (or ignored).
Nevermind, someone beat me to it below…
yes, but, she said its was a devil machine assuming that she actually believes in the devil then she must be christian and thats how this get worse
I…..just….
Oh, fvck it.
I was going to reply, too, and then had the same thought. How do you do the eye-rolly thing? I think I’m going to just start posting that….
colonrollcolon
Oh, I like that one. And this
How do you do that devil face?? I’ve been trying to figure that out for a while now!
colonevilcolon for this one
and colontwistedcolon for this one 
!
colontwistedcolon but put the actual colons in (NOT semi-colons)
BTW, I keep wondering if your university applications sound like your posts.
*grrr* Diss ninja’ed me!
If you see something new, you can also right click on it, scroll down to ‘properties’, and it will spell out how to type up the smilie.
Testing now
Thanks VG et al.!
Testing with HTML codes:
:roll:
Is your name Rick? Cuz if it is, that’s not cool, dude.
LOL. *golf claps all around for froofrou*
Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.
Sorry, just wanted to try that out.
hmmm…. what a suprise…. bias trumps reading skills. again.
…Have you been having sex with your computer again?
Better practice safe sex or you’ll get a virus!
I can’t tell if the burning sensation is from the gonorrhea or the fire wall.
Win.
Ahem, although I agree with you sentiments, It was not particularly Alan Turing that cracked the Enigma code. It was always crackable, just that the permutations for doing so went into millions, cryptologists hard work was the basis of cracking it, mountains of it on paper. Turing was actually responsible for initiating the process that led to the building of the Collosii (there was more than 1), It was Tommy Flowers that built them though, his part in it should not be forgotten. In addition to this fact, it wasn’t the Enigma code that helped us win the war, it was that Station X cracked the Lorenz cipher, a completely different animal.
Dont ya think its funny how that was all typed up on a computer?
Yes I do, I was about to post that XD
NO, because she’s trying to make a positive point about the GLBT community’s contributions to humanity by humorously presenting it in an over-the-top negative way.
I have a feeling I’m going to be using the eyerolling smilie a lot today.
Sarcasm is a subtle mistress….
But my god is she good in bed.
Ha! It says “I like peanut butter on my computer” on recent comments!
Hopefully no LOLs start with Penis or Boobies….. or we’re all in for some bad bad jokes. At least people will be happy to see me post.
Well they haven’t read your posts yet. *snerk*
It doesn’t matter I still bring in readers….. I stand by that.
I’m like Howard Stern without the lesbians.
Well, that’s no fun. Why don’t you have any lesbians?
Yeah, I get that but…lesbians, yo.
You don’t like peanut butter on boobies? Damn, someone hand me a washcloth.
Why don’t you just add some chocolate…everyone loves Reeses peanut butter cups.
“Fun Size” takes on a whole new meaning!
I’m fun size.
I bet you are!
Okay, one pair of Reese peanut butter DD cups coming up……
Omigoodness. I may need to call for backup!
Um…could you hurry? Everything’s starting to melt and drizzle all over me…..
Wait, is that a bad thing?
On second thought…I think I can handle this myself.
*noms*
More reeses! Mmmm *Helps Steve out*
Yay for King Size! (Or maybe Queen Size in this case)
…do they make bigger than King Size? My interest is piqued.
Supersize Me Kingsize. For when hungry man just isn’t enough.
The California King Size?
Canadian King Size……
Nah!!! There won’t be any of those. Boobie jokes have gone tits up
**sorry**
‘Oh, ILPB, what a BIG one you’ve got!’
‘The better to stir your butter with…….’
*facepalm*
hahaha typical american
If by typical American you mean clever and witty…. thanks.
Please read the description below the picture before you start throwing insults.
In Soviet Russia, typical American laughs at YOU!
Typical communist answer…..
Da, Comrade. Da.
damn, that made me spray my coffee all over my desk again. :-p
My work here is done.
But… you still have no soup.
I know. It’s so very, very sad.
MWAHAHAHAHA! I just got back from the supermarket with all the soup. Laying in supplies for the next blizzard!
I…I just want one can. *sobs*
*sneaks Rando one can*
*gives Rando a jar of homemade soup*
Fresh from my freezer–beef barley.
*gives Rando homemade soup too*
Fresh off the stove – Portuguese sausage and kale soup.
NO SOUP FOR YOU. OR YOU. OR YOU.
*cries* I just wanted the lobster bisque!
*sends Rando some fresh-baked bread to go with his soup*
Thanks, guys. I wish the Interwebs were real. *sigh* I really do want some soup right now. LOL
*sends Rando big bowl of Scotch broth, more just-baked bread and a slice of Grasmere gingerbread & some Cumberland rum butter*
Oooh! I’ll trade you for some homemade Kansas City Steak Stew! My mom makes this stuff in gallons.
This person must be american, do they not even realise it was Charles Babbage who actually invented the computer
Actually he kind of invented it. He only got it partially built before he died. But apparently from tests it would have worked brilliantly. However the Americans had their own “computer”, although it was more of a Calculating Machine in the late 1800s (someone who is a real expert on American History should be able to give the date) it was used to come up with the results of the 18-whatsit census and managed to bring down the time required from months to a week or so. BTW On the subject of Babbage. His friend Ada Lovelace who highlighted his invention to the world (he was one of these people who wouldn’t boast about his own achievements) was the person who they named the Computer Language ADA after.
Babbage’s computer could NOT have worked. The tolerances were not only far beyond the capabilities of the technology (even today), the slightest change in temperature or humidity would have scrambled the results.
Whaddya mean? A fully working Difference Engine was made by the Science Museum in London, using technology and tolerances achievable by the Victorians. It works perfectly and is still on display there. Another one is in private ownership.
They actually built one? Oh, that sounds pretty. From what I understand of the design, it’s a steam punks fantasy come true. *puts London Museum of Science on ‘must see’ places to visit list*
I believe they made it out of meccano? Babbage is a hero of mine, he baked himself in an oven to see what temperatures the human body would withstand
Had to google Meccano. Apparently the Erector set I had as a child is incredibly similar. As in from the pictures they look exactly the same. I think I may still have it somewhere at my dads house…
It’s time to build me a computer!
DU, I think it’s a traveling exhibit right now, in the US. I could be wrong but I heard a radio story about Babbage and the Difference Engine that they built.
Like I said, there are two. One may be travelling round the US but the other is in London on permanent display in the Science Museum.
you are only half-right. babbages work was great, inspiring and important for software-mechanics. but in fact, the inventor konrad zuse build the first functional computer worldwide.
YOU ALL LIE!!! It was the ancient Chinese who invented the computer, like gun powder, the wheel, NAMBLA, all the things that make America Great…. **in keeping with missed things in this LOL, Nambla = sarcasm**
The North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association? Invented by the Chinese?
It’s a small group in China but they were the first.
That’s like the old joke. American Jew goes to China and as it’s Saturday tries to look for a Synagogue. After a lot of searching finally finds one and goes into it. After the Service the Chinese Rabbi says to him “You know it’s funny. You don’t look Jewish”
Funny, she doesn’t look druish.
The question is more about where you draw the line for ‘computer’ than anything. Is an automated clock a computer? It’s not digital, but it uses artificial, automated processes to calculate and answer, in this case the time. Was the odometer credited to Archimedes a calculator? It was able to calculate distances using mechanical processes accurate to an error of as little as .4%. The same precision wasn’t found again in Europe until the 15th century, but does that mean Archimedes wasn’t the original inventor?
How about Astrolabes? Or Al-Jazari’s clock tower, that was programmable. How about Schickard’s calculating clock circa 1623?
Most inventions don’t have a defined enough starting point to make the ‘yer so dumb you didn’t know X invented it’ statements. This is expecially true of catergories of things like the computer.
Or the abacus, for that matter.
Or counting on your fingers and toes. Wait, what are we talking about again?
‘All children learn to count to ten on their fingers. Or twelve if they’re from Norfolk’ (UK, I mean)
Did I really spell it expecially? Did I really commit an English teacher’s nightmare scenario?
*commits Seppuku*
You could hope that most people won’t read to the end?
I offer you forgiveness on behalf of all English geeks.
Addendum to your post: Darwin even waited as long as he did to publish his evolution work because his wife was upset about it. Silly women holding back scientific progress…*ouch* Retract that…Madame Curie’s ghost just whacked me on the head.
No, no, it’s an honor thing. Even when samurai are doing the right thing, like rebelling against a tyrannical lord, they still commit Seppukku. Besides, my guts are already out, it’s a little late for semantics.
*dies*
Well, I can completely understand that. Hmmm. *looks down at the guts* MOP GIRL! I have whiskey for the mop girl!
Oooh, science in action! Can we dissect Aremis a little bit before we mop him up?
I really wish he’d taken off the Artemis costume I had lent him first. Blood and spleen are so hard to get out of fabric.
Yeah, the dry-cleaning bill would be murder. Or suicide anyway. I can buy you a new one.
I is o.k. by the way. It’s the whole Wheel of Samsara bit. You know, Shinto in life, Buddhist in death and all. I’ve got some attachment issues so I’m not looking to dump my suffering anytime soon. While that’s no good for the karma, it’s a nice free pass on the reincarnation coaster.
Ew. I don’t do that nasty medical science stuff! *goes off to read nice, clean math book*
Math is never clean, mabsba, no matter what anyone says. I’m speaking as a survivor of the bloodbath called “Freshman Algebra 101″ filled with non-science majors.
Hah! That’s nothing compared to calculus at a large state university. Average passing rate is usually less than 50%. Kind of a pain to teach, too.
I loved my Chem prof at ETBU. It was a 101 level course, and the first day he walked in, looked at us, and said “Ok, who here is a Chemistry major?” One person raised his hand.
“Ok,” my Chem prof says, “I’m going to assume that the rest of you are in here because you have to be.” And then he spent the rest of the semester teaching us just enough to say we’d been in Chem and pass lab, and telling stories about how he used to blow stuff up as a young adult studying for his various engineering, chem, and business degrees.
I loved him
I bet you learned more chemistry than you think you did–teachers can be sneaky like that!
*looks innocent* Us teachers? Sneaky?
Of course! I’m so devious that my agenda is hidden in plain sight! *wrings hands* Mwahahahah!
I can guarantee you that I actually learned in that class. I tried to take Chem twice at SFA and dropped both times so fast that I got money back. If the teacher acts like they’re dead, how am I supposed to learn??? Dr. Williams showed us how to make bombs, and scare the Chem labs by dropping chemicals in the sinks to make popping noises when it contacts water, and told us how he caught a frat stealing the alcohol they used for experiements by spiking it to make them pee red……he is teh awsum. What made it even better is that he’s the Dean of the Business school, and they asked him to teach Chem because they were short a prof and he just happened to have an advanced degree.
Oh, and he taught us how to make pepper spray by pressurizing jalapeno peppers. He said the first time he and a buddy did that, it “somehow” got into the air conditioning system of the building they were in, and they had to evacuate
You aren’t really a chemist if you haven’t 1) started a lab fire, 2) evacuated a building, or 3) become an amazing cook!
My son loved his 9th grade chem teacher. Every day he would tell me what they had set on fire and what color it burned. (She had just returned from being an Einstein Fellow AND receiving the Presidential Science Teacher Award.)
Unfortunately, at large universities, often teaching first year classes is a punishment bestowed upon out of favor professors or non-tenured staff, the former usually resentful and the latter usually spending most of their time desperately trying to publish. That was my experience at least.
But, of course, math and science are the easiest classes, anyway.
This was at a private Baptist university, so I don’t know if the same professor punishment rules apply, lol.
Science is easy if you’re blowing stuffs up, and math is only easy if I can take off my shoes. I’m just fine not knowing what X is. I’m not a pirate, after all!
No, no. Pirates have to know where X is.
Math is only really interesting once you get to the parts that don’t have numbers. Until then it’s all arithmetic.
Lol…Mabsba, when I took calculus, our professor came in with our graded midterms and stood there for the longest time just looking at the class. Then he shook his head and said “I am SO glad that none of you are math majors….” and passed them back.
Once I was the TA for the “Math for Liberal Arts Majors,” the easiest math course we had (one math course was required for graduation). A nice young woman, a senior, was in tears because she was so terrified of taking a math course (but couldn’t graduate without it) because she ‘learned in HS that I can’t do math.’ She got an A. I often wanted to go beat the sh*t out of some Texas HS math teachers.
Hard part was teaching probability to Southern Baptist kids who’d never seen a deck of cards. lol.
wow u teach calculus at a state university? you must be brilliant!
Mabsba, my wife had a teacher in high school tell her the same sort of thing when she asked the teacher a question. Something like ’some people just aren’t going to understand this.’ My wife’s not one for tears. She got her Physics degree instead.
She did the same thing when her Piano prof told her that she didn’t think she should be in the program and that she wanted her to drop her music degree because she was never formally trained and did some truly bizarre things from a technique standpoint. Again, instead she met and exceeded every ridiculously difficult and sometimes humiliating task the prof threw at her. She graduated with the piano degree at the same time as her physics degree.
Some people refuse to be held back by the flaws of their mentors.
Major respect for your wife! I’ve met a couple women who changed major (chem to bio, physics to bio) because they were told ‘women don’t do this’, and one who stuck it out in spite of that sort of comment. Some people shouldn’t be allowed the privilege of teaching, I think!
No kidding! The particular student I was remembering was a straight A art history major — have you ever LOOKED at what they learn? It’s insanely difficult. I remember my sister talking about how to date religious pictures by the cherubs and the halos. I just said, “Uh huh.” This woman could do that and not do math? Please….
Very few women in physics when we were in grad school; it’s a little better now. I think.
Sadly, the percent of women in physics and engineering fields has remained largely the same over the last few decades. My wife was one of maybe a dozen women pursuing a BS in Physics in the whole university when she graduated. The guys outnumbered them around 10:1.
well…does she make good pie?
*oblivious*Yes, as a matter of fact. Why do you ask?*/oblivious*
well if she didnt, she would of had to drop her classes and learn how to make good pie is all, but as long as she has her woman stuff first and that science stuff second. its ok
Psst. Aremis, that kind of goes back to a lol a while back. A bit like ‘the flag is Belgian.’
I think 10 to 1 is better in physics than it was (it was being 20+ years ago
).
Sorry, I was on a faerie dust binge.
Mop mop mop, all day long. Mop mop mop while I sing that song. Gonna wax that floor, gonna make it shine, gonna take off the spraypaint with turpentine.
Actually, I think you drank all the turpentine earlier this week.
No no, a fresh supply came in last night. I have direct deposit.
Irony.
She’s doin it rite. Yer all gettin it rong.
Satire, not irony.
You spelled you’re wrong. You also spelled right wrong. As well as doing, wrong, getting. You spelled four words right in a nine word post (Only counting it once).They weren’t even hard words!
I think it was a lame attempt at lolspeak. I don’t think this dope even did that right.
Well, they still spelled ur wrong then. ‘gettin’ should also be doin’. If you’re going to type wrong, you can at least do it right.
Definition fail. Irony =/= sarcasm.
Wait…looking at lesbian porn makes my computer a homosexual?!?!
No, it makes you lesbian. You learn this stuff!
Well I’ve always known that -I- was a lesbian, I love boobies!
I’m a lesbain trapped in a man’s body. However it still doesn’t allow me to pick up lesbians. DAMN penis!
True story: Back in the day, I was a ballroom dance instructor. (What can I say? It helped pay the way through college.) Perhaps not surprisingly, about half of my colleagues were homosexual. (Most of the guys, and a few of the gals.) Anyways, after work one night, the owner of the dance studio rented a limo and took us all to a lesbian bar. While there, I witnessed a man dressed in drag trying to pick up lesbians.
Well….points for effort, I guess?
I think that only works if a turkey baster is involved?
Well, except for my college roommate who decided to become a woman, then started dating a girl. It’s a little hard to put a finger on that one. It got more complicated when they tried once to have ‘normal’ sex since he was pre-op and he managed to get her pregnant. Wouldn’t have been that weird if he hadn’t been on an obscene amount of female hormones and had grown a pair of boobs.
God my life is like a bad episode of Springer. Or maybe a good one? hard to tell.
Is there such a thing as a good episode of Springer?
Yes, the “Christmas with the Klan” one is HILARIOUS!!
Well, see, GID (Gender Identity Disorder) =/= sexual orientation. People with GID identify as the other gender. The lines just get really blurred though when you try to incorporate GID and sexual orientation. See, I’m a female. A female who is attracted to a male is heterosexual. Now, if I identify myself as male, biologically (all my chromosomes and junk) I am still female so I should still like males if I am heterosexual. See how confusing it is? Gender reassignment is not chromosome reassignment, you’ll still be the sex of your birth biologically. But you’ll be more comfortable with the physical body.
I’m rambling. It’s just so hard to apply “normal” sexual orientation to people with GID.
Well, nice to see that right below this you guys got into all that..
A guy who likes girls and a lesbian in a male body are very different ideas.
Attraction and gender identity are so completely different, most people using that joke would never DREAM of the hell that is misused pronouns, bathroom incidents, SRS, and general body issues.
So you know. You might wanna show a little respect.
(or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines…)
Yup, my aforementioned college roommate was gender dysphoric (Ha, I borked spell-check again). It was a lotta not fun for her (formerly him). It wasn’t fun for me either. The way I put it is imagine someone who has never had a period in their life getting their first one. Now dial that up by a factor of 8 or so to counteract the Testosterone. THe first month was bad, but after things levelled off she was back to something approaching normal. Some pretty big personality changes, though.
She had to con a small-town DMV worker to change her gender, though technically she wasn’t supposed to without having the actual operation.
My other friend is GD but not actively pursuing it (lots of people decide not to move forward due to money, family complications, etc). That’s a real problem for pronouns. He (male, formerly female) just asks people to pick one and stick to it.
Did I mention I know at least three other transgendered people? I got the ‘T’ covered, anyone have the ‘GLBs’ to throw in?
Oh, and by the way, I’m as straight as an arrow with a wife and two kids. I’m totally open-minded, but even I am a bit lost as to how I know so many transgendered folk. I mention it because when I bring up the high rate of transgendered friends, people start to make assumptions about me which can only lead to embarrassment down the line.
That’s very common. A lot of transvestites are hetero (for example: Eddie Izzard).
Yeah, my F to M friend was very adamant that he wasn’t a lesbian to the point that there was an uncomfortable bar conversation with a lesbian Religious Studies prof at one point.
I haven’t met any straight transvestites, though (I am, however, a fan of the Action Transvestite mentioned below). I used to shave my legs (and my eyebrows once) because I liked the feel. That stopped when I got married, though my wife never actually asked me to stop. I guess the difference between me and the true transvestite crowd is my desire to shave was 100% for the feel of it. Purely, and bizarrely practical. I guess I just have a healthy lack of respect for social norms.
I think that most hetero transvetites keep themselves hidden because of the stigma, but (if I recall correctly) research indicates they are more common than homosexual transvestites. Drag Queens are just more “out there”.
you know transgendered people? good for you! you’re so open-minded!
Hang on??? A Lesbian is a Homosexual by dint of the meaning of the word – Homo – Same, Sexual – Guess
(BTW I’m a member of the National Pedants Association although we like to call it the National Society for Pedants 
) BTW Lesbianism apparently is again a Greek invention. Created on the Isle of Lesbos (where do you think they got the name from 
) when all their men went off to war (Possibly against Persia) they had all this pent up sexual energy so they had to release it amongst themselves using the ancient Greek version of a Strap-On 
You know, I heard on the History channel the other night that historically, what the women of Lesbos were famous for (at the time) were being, um, on the slutty side. And very, very good at blowjobs. The more you know, huh?
Bisexual sluts, huh? *fervently works on time machine*
Oh, come on, just go out to the average bar populated with drunk college chicks. No time machine needed. Skeezy is skeezy, no matter the century.
Slutty college chicks sleep with hot man-whore type college guys…
Rando – keep working on that time machine. Dibs on shotgun.
*hands Rando Flux Capicitor*
That should help. I call window seat.
don’t you nee a hadron accelerator to make a time machine, i know where you can pick up one cheap. (i also have a sonic screwdriver in my pocket, or is that just because of the thought of going to lesbos?)
The third time I read that I finally stopped reading it as “hardon accelerator”. I wondered what that had to do with time travel.
*sigh*
I’m glad to hear you say that. I thought it was just me.
Ha! I only had to read it twice to figure it out.
If we’re going to the island of Bisexual Sluts I don’t think I’m gonna need a hardon accelerator.
Telefil
You ain’t never lie. I’ve been to some of those “Craziest Bars in America” they showed on Girls Gone Wild. Good times. But no one parties like HBCUs ;D
Average bar with drunk girls with low self-esteem making out with chicks for a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt…or an island of sluts who will apparently do anyone of either gender. Go time machine!
The thing about the GGW stuff that really makes me headdesk is that these girls are stupid enough to let somebody else make money from showing their tits to people. If somebody’s going to make money off your tits, get a cut of it, if not all of it. Demand residuals, stupid giggly flashy girls!
“I’m gonna make several millions off your drunkenness…but here’s a t-shirt.”
Exactly. I told all my daughters I better NEVER see any of them in a GGW commercial, and that if anyone was ever going to make money from the showing off of their body it had better be them.
I wonder if people would pay for a guys gone wild? I could be rich!
aww why are all the great ideas already taken?
Yeah, but the GGW guy has been caught in a few lawsuits in the past year or so (underage girls), so maybe there is a less…fraught way to make money?
oh that’s crap. That should be the bar’s fault. Unless he took them to a hotel or something.
I don’t think they’re all filmed in bars. Besides, he’s guilty of filming a minor; if they did go to a bar, they’re guilty of serving a minor. So BOTH are guilty of crimes.
The underage gals were either in a street party or on a beach, I forget which. The filmer might have switched to bars after the first suit?
He also lost a huge law suit because he featured a woman on the cover of a DVD who never actually took her top off. She was just walking down the beach in a bikini and ended up on the cover of GGW.
So taking a picture of someone in public is a crime now? Does that mean if I end up on the jumbo-tron at the game I can sue?
Well, using an identifiable picture of some stranger in public for commercial purposes and making money off their image without their consent, especially implying that they’re going to be flashing their boobies at strangers…..a little different.
@Diss – If that’s illegal why can’t Michelle Obama sue PETA for using a photo of her without her consent in their most recent ad campaign?
Hel, I heard about that (Michelle Obama’s pic). I haven’t looked at the story yet (just heard a radio spot last night on my way home from work), but doesn’t it depend on how they labeled her? I mean, if they said “Michelle Obama says this!”, that’ using without her consent, but if they said “Even the First Lady says this!”, isn’t that just using a public figure for advertising?
I’m not sure of the particulars, I’ll research it when I get to work later. Personally, I think using her picture without her consent is just stupid, especially considering how willing they (she and Barack) are to pose for publicity (I swear that’s not a slam! Merely a comment on the number of magazine covers they’ve done
)
This isn’t US-specific, but it does give a good general explanation of the different privacy interests, etc.
So PETA was clearly in the wrong here. They capitalized on Michelle Obama’s reputation for commercial purposes without her express consent.
Or something.
OOPS. I just read that. I think I might have defamed the Pope (among many other public figures) on this site. Only joking, your Holiness!!
To be fair, the allegations of underage performers in ggw is, at best, unproven. He may be a scumbucket, but there’s no proof, yet, that he’s an *illegal* scumbucket. Similarly, the story reported by The Steve seems to be slightly in error; though her case was settled, she had indeed been flashing her boobies around.
I Wiki’ed to find most of this out. I just couldn’t believe that a pornographer could use underage actresses and not go to jail for a very long time.
This is one of the cases where I think you should be required to prove that each and everyone of your naked film starts are over the age of 18, and retain proof. As I understand most professional porn makes will photocopy your Drivers Liscense to keep as proof. Getting a close up shot on film of each of these girls IDs for age verification purposes only should be mandatory.
You’ve got to admit though the GGW creator was a freaking genius though.
A total sleazeball, but yes, a genius too.
Ancient Greek sluts FTW!!
They were also remarkably good poets and writers. But then the Greeks couldn’t keep it in their pants long enough to read poetry. Part of the reputation came from the fact that one of the finest Lesbian (in the location sense) poets, Sappho, wrote some rather racy works (in the modern sense, to the Greeks it was tame) that occasionally involved admiration for other women. Frankly, she was likely bi-curious if anything, though line-in-the-sand sexuality wasn’t much of a concept then.
And there was this one VERY famous lesbian, named Sappho. She wrote a lot of pretty words, you know. If she and Homer ever got together (whoever Homer actually was, not going into that debate right now) Oh, what poetry could have been!
(Diverts laptop away from softer bits and takes it away from HOW) Hey! I read them! I’m just not as quick on the typing as others, because, let’s see, I actually re-read my own posts to try to avoid typos etc. that get people in trouble with the grammar-trolls. So there!
An hour and 52 minutes of proofreading? I’m actually impressed, but….that might be a little OCD.
No. I don’t jump on each and every LOL as soon as it’s posted.
THAT would be OCD, in my book. I get to them whenever I get to them, sometimes days later, who cares? This is all for entertainment, after all.
No, no, teh internet is SRS BIZNS!
That’s right! Why do you think I beat you, Flutterbee! Be more serious, gosh darn it!!
Whispers to Flutter* I think Diss meant almost two hours between the Sappho post immediately above yours, and your post.
No, no, no. Flutterbee is in a different time zone and therefore, actually spent -8 minutes on proofreading…..and, yeah, sorry, FB, I tried to help you, but Diss is right.
I think she may have missed that the original point of HelonWheels’ comment was that she was repeating more or less what the poster above her said…. it’s not a huge-ass big deal, though.
Of course it is! Remember, I’m the booty wench, it’s my job to know huge asses are a big deal.
Now are we talking huge a$$es as in fat a$$es that look like Cottage Cheese, or huge firm a$$es that Sir Mix A-Lot sang about?
I would like to say both but I’m not the Booty Wench. Please say “both”, Nucky!!
Both, HOW, assess (and boobies) should be loved no matter what.
But much like the Walmart boobies from a previous lol, the cottage cheese asses should NOT be paraded out in public in a thong. However, that is just MHO.
I would agree entirely!
Asses (and many other body parts) are much more interesting when only hinted at in public, and fully revealed to the truly deserving!
No, DIss is wrong. I only logged onto FB 15 minutes ago; 10 minutes of reading, 5 of proofreading. Now there’s a new picture up. I don’t spend ALL DAY waiting for these LOLS to pop up on this site, you know. There’s this thing called Real Life which I have, and actually prefer to wading through all the flame-wars posted by idiots. The pun-runs, however, leave me giggling, so I look especially for those.
Okay, we’ll let it slide….THIS time
I like the pun runs too, but I can’t keep up with PittyPat, she’s the queen of the punny.
The empress of rhyming!
I guess if she got together with Homer, that would make her a Homer-sexual. *cymbal crash*
Nice one! *drums* Ba dum KSHHHH!
That reminds me of that bit in The Simpsons where Homer and Lisa go to a community project which is building houses for the poor. Homer paints something on the wall, Lisa looks at it aghast and says “Dad, you can’t put that.” Homer says “Why not. If Bart can have El Barto, then I should be able to have.” At this point the camera pulls back to reveal “EL HOMO”.
I have always wanted to be a lesbian.
A few years of therapy, a year of hormones and $90,000 worth of surgery and that dream, my friend, can be a reality.
Actually a sharp axe and a knife could probably do the same job for a thousandth of that price
**In bad Jewish accent** I am also a qualified Moyl already!!
Actually, The Steve, I think it was looking at the women on the PeopleofWalmart.com site that turned your computer.
How did you know I clicked on that!?!
I told my computer not to tell anyone!!
Well, your computer is kinda of a mouthy slut and can’t keep your secrets. I’d fit it with a discretion chip if I were you.
Is that like a ball gag for a computer? Kinky.
Either that or HellOnWheels is into DS.
What Nintendos. How to turn your Games System into a Sex Aid in 5 easy lessons
They had a strip poker game for the original NES. Hard to say what benefit you’d get from 8-bit graphics, but interesting nontheless.
You think that’s bad??? That’s nothing!! I can remember they had a Strip Poker game for the ZX Spectrum (for all of you youngsters out there. It was an extremely popular computer during the 80s, but only had 8 colours (16 if you buggered about a little. Actually make that 32, as the flash attribute was also counted as a colour!!) Can you imagine what that would look like???
( ∙ Y ∙ )? Just a guess.
ZOMG MY COMPUTER IS ZEE GHEY!!11!
*eyeroll*
I can’t WAIT to see how many idiots do not understand this picture.
ummmm wtf
if you are against something dont remember good stuff about it like it won WWII
xD i call it an EPIC FAIL
*sigh* It’s gonna be a long snow day.
I think I broke it!
New high score?!? What’s that mean? Did I break it?
Is there a word for a day on her where you spend all of your time going ‘ZOMG etc, why oh why don’t people engage brain just a frink before posting’? If not one should be coined.
I’m sorry; a day on HER? Lolz that would be nice as well, but what my early morning brain meant to say was *a day on ‘here’ – meaning this here Lol site. *snarf*
We call it “all the days that end in Y”, generally.
When will it stop, it hurts me…. I swear, maybe it’s because I’m a hoe-moe but the first thing I saw was the pride flag. And the wording on the sign… oh look I give up, I’m preaching to teh choir. None of my target audience read beyond the first five lines of anything.
Hoe-moe? Is that the new word for lesbian? Cool! If so I vote everyone uses it. Cos I know the straight inhabitants of Lesbos really want their name back.
Something to do with the lesbian version of the three stooges, I think….
You’re right. They probably stopped at “hoe-moe.”
You had me at “Hoe-moe”….
everyone’s favorite yellow bartender right? A hoe-moe?
Avalable at Christmas time as a Hoe Hoe Hoe Moe!
That’s a Flaming Hoe Moe/
I had no idea Moe was a hoe.
Actually, he is a ho. You can usually find him on the corner after the bar closes, turning tricks.
Turning tricks?? What he plays Bridge???
she probably still has a rotary dial phone…
Are you a member of PFLAGC?
Nobody cares what you think.
Congrats, you just summed up life in one sentance!
Nice one — I’ll even forgive the sign writer for ignoring Marian Rejewski, Jerzy Rozycki and Henryk Zygalski.
Wow, you just beat the world Scrabble points record.
LIES! Names are not worth any points.
House rules. Let’s see. Triple word score…triple letter score on Z…that’s about eleventy hundred points.
Any fule kno that Rejewski, Rozycki and Zygalski are different kinds of Polish dumplings. Go ask any deli owner in NY (he lied)….
No thanks. I just got back from NY for new years. You can have the points I’ll just stay home.
‘cept I’m pretty sure in the Slavic variants of Scrabble ‘z’ and ‘y’ are kinda like ‘e’ and ‘t’ in the English versions.
Well, technically yes. But we couldn’t find one and had to use the standard American scrabble board so the z and y and still high scoring letters.
Hehe, this is like the suit one a couple of days ago..
Lol! It is, isn’t it?
I love this game.
Me too!
Still fun.
Mine keep being just a few letters too long.
I wanna be I wanna be like ILPB!!!!
Can I play, too?
No, just …openminded.
This one is actually true. My last one was a bit of a fail though.
I just noticed my usual name up there says “Rando has no soup on My Computer.” That’s probably a good thing.
How did she make the sign?? Looks pretty well printed to me…that or she has incredible printing skills. lol.
And yet another person to miss the point. *sigh*
the flag is belgian?
but if you look at it sideways, it looks German.
And socialist.
And communist.
The evil east germans had also a sideway beligian flag
No one cares what you think.
I care what you think.
But only about rather I should I wear boots or shoes today?
No. Nobody cares what cgray thinks. About anything. Ever. No exceptions.
well fine but that doesn’t solve my footwear dilemma.
Boots.
Well there you go. Thanks dis… er giving fashion advice
You’re welcome!
No!! Shoes!!
Sarcasm… used not only in pics anymore.
See once someone noticed ILPB On stuff NOW EVERYONE’S changing there names to make funny sayings. **sigh** the burden of setting trends.
You do realize that being a trend setter, by definition, makes you a liberal, don’t you? I just thought you should know…
Umm no Mr. Amborse Burnside (Tried and true conservative) started the Side Burns trend during the Civil War. Thank you.
“The exception that proves the rule.” /sarcasm
(Figured given today’s trend, I’d better add that.
)
Hey there are more. Jessica Simpson set many trends… like being an air head….. calling tuna a chicken….. ummmm wait I’m not helping my fellow conservatives here…. DAMN IT!! Durty liburalls are gettin in me hed.
*in ILPB’s head*
Eeewwww, it’s all mushy and slimy in here. Why is the majority of the floor space in here behind the door labeled “Pron”?
Ah, c’mon! A name like “Ambrose”, and you don’t think he was a liberal‽‽‽
Those are Ukranian Stewardesses…… with GREAT legs.
Is that Clay Aiken?
No.
I’m pretty sure it’s a woman…so maybe.
That’s just a cover up. Your computer is trying to lure you into a false sense of security. Next thing you know you’ll be drinking wine with the lights dim over a Adam Lambert video on youtube. Just be sure to use protection though you wouldn’t want a computer virus.
Um, Not? Those aren’t all ….technically….”ladies”.
And even if they are your computer is obviously a lesbian!
My computer is a man! who cares if it has a bunch of slots to plug things in.
SSEEEEXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT!!!11!!!
Well, men do have a few slots you can stick things in, generally. Just one less than women.
You’d be surprised. (clicky). Or then again maybe not…
I’ve been catheterized before and can’t personally imagine sticking anything there for fun, but….it’s a big old world, isn’t it?
We’re still one slot ahead of you.
Dude no. Sounding is just…just no.
Keithy, I love you, you know I love you, but there’s just some things I’m not going to do for you. That would one of the big ones right there.
Oy vey. I never said I was into THAT! I has a shrivel just thinking about it!
i have a friend who used to work in a sex shop… they sold glass sounding sticks.
now imagine it breaking. sounding was bad enough, right? introducing glass is just a BAD idea.
I hate not understanding the conversation, so I had to go look up what sounding sticks are.
I hate you guys (and gals) for that.
we still love you though nebbie! just forget about sounding… and stop reading RIGHT NOW.
this same friend also sold a guy a sounding stick over a 1/2″ in diameter. he was stretching it to a point where his boyfriend and he could have sex that way. now THAT is something to make all you boys out there curl up and cry.
Shortright, that made ME cringe.
You knew I wouldn’t be able stop reading. Bastard.
i couldn’t help but wonder what sort of infection he could be introducing to his body by having a GAPING HOLE there 24/7…
as a proud owner of a vagina… do you (you meaning the PK menfolk) think that would even be pleasurable? or is it just really REALLY weird and something he’ll regret in a handful of years when he’s got a gaping urethra and they found out that having sex through/in the penis isn’t so much fun…?
Considering that the most sensitive spot is on the outside, I can’t imagine how it’d be pleasurable. Of course, some people apparently getting it up the butt, so…
But yeah, gaping urethra sounds like a recipe for infection. Either that, or a punk rock band’s name. Or both. Definitely both.
Different strokes for different folks..
The haircut alone screams friend ‘o Sappho.
Your computer has hair?
He can go ahead and use that Rogaine on himself now that he has proof that the stuff works.
In addition to the “it’s sarcasm” notes up above, I’d like to note that there is absolutely zero requirement that LOL’s need to stay true to the picture. The point is to be funny in whatever way it can be accomplished.
Tell that to EWAAdams
Ah, see, that’s useless. Because EWA$$hat has itself stated that it is NOT on here to be funny. Imagine being funny on an LOL site?! Ludicrous!!
No WAY!!! Look at the CNN post a while back. YOU MUST LOL to the exact facts of the picture. What’s these sarcasm, satire, LOL stuff you speak of.
Well, I think we can call the myth that all lesbians are good with computers officially busted.
They are? Now I can tell my lesbian friend who always needs computer help that she is supposed to be able to do it herself.
BTW, I believe this demonstrates more a failing in English literacy rather than computers. As I always tell my students, a computer can NOT magically make you articulate.
I don’t know; I just made that up!
I’m guessing she was intending to reply to somebody’s post higher up, though.
Hee hee. Well, I have to go to work. Have a good day repeating the definition of sarcasm for everyone!
BTW, I thought this was one of the funniest ones in a long time!
uhm, how did she manage to make that sign? on the computer with a printer maybe?
*shoots you in the foot for A) Not Getting It and B) Not Reading Earlier Comments*
*proceeds to beat the sh!t out of jenfire*
Tag Team Diss!
Cat Fight Cat fight… who brought the chocolate syrup and sprinkles…..
You can use the chocolate sauce but I’m keeping the sprinkles.
I want sprinkles!
*shakes sprinkles on Diss* There you go!
i’d go for something other than the foot. like a liver… even if you miss the liver you’ll hit something important inside. and if we’re lucky s/he’ll bleed to death.
That’d end the fun far too quickly.
Yeah…I’m gonna make him/her DANCE!
then go for an elbow… almost as hard to put back together as a kneecap but it doesn’t impair dancing as taking out a foot or kneecap would. i’m voting for irish jig or a slow tango… k?
cgray
Seriously homeboy. Kill ya’self. You’re probably the most partisan and worst poster I’ve seen on this site and I’ve only been here since Oct of last year. Not only is your ranting unnecessarily preachy, they make no sense at all, they’re stereotypical, and they flat out suck balls.
Do the thoughtful Conservativs on this site a favor and STFU.
…
….
What?
Are you channeling Llllll?
Oooh! I’d love to, but I think I’d fail. Llllll’s post carry a certain quality of genuine insanity that I cannot even dream of emulating.
Postss. Llllll never posts in singularis. :p
Posssstttesssses…..the nasssssty hobbitsses stole my posssttttesssesss…..
Now why would a Hobbit steal your Post Toasties? They prefer fish!
Or some nice taters
Schwarzenegger want you clothes
It’s not nice to make fun of the mentally ill.
No, srsly, it isn’t.
Pfffbbb. We’re going to make fun of you anyway.
*makes fun of Marya and stops abruptly because it isn’t nice*
Sh!t… you’re right.
*texts Capt Wow*
ZOMG! You really ARE the Ambassador of Awesome!!!11!!
*texts HOW* Don’t text Captain when she’s doing something, she’ll-*CRASH*….too late.
I love how they are clearly mocking the Westboro Baptist hypocrites. I am a Christian but those guys are doing the exact opposite of what they should and in turn giving all Christians a bad name. I would just like to speak for the rest of the Christians out there when I say that those nutjobs DO NOT REPRESENT US!
As a member of the National Federation of Sign & Banner Makers I’d just like to say that we do not want to be associated in any way with signs that give people a bad name, and which give respectable sign & banner makers a bad name. We hold the National Association of Sign & Banner Makers responsible for all those rogue and misleading signs and banners.
The irony of this is the picture simply ending up on a computer.
It’s SATIRE, not irony…Forget it…
We’ll have to place that comment on the Irony Board
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
It means neatly pressed and still warm, right? “My shirt is all irony.”
Or stiff and heavy and prone to rust.
Hey!! If you’re in the gutter come across and join everyone else. We’re all having a party at the storm drain a few metres down
“I think it’d be ironic if we were all made of iron.”
But is it ironic if you had ten thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife?
But hard to get an MRI done then!
*clang*TURNITOFF TURNITOFFFFFF!!!
Yeah….that’d be bad.
INCONCEIVABLE!
Inconcievable?? Doesn’t that happen when you use a condom
i do not think that word means what you think it means…
Has anyone else recognized the fact that the sign was typed up and printed from a computer?
ZOMG! Really??!!!
No, really she probably had to go to Kinko’s or something, unless she has a much better printer than most people.
*shoots heyitsryan and throws him in the trunk of the car with jenfire*
*Buys cargo truck for Diss*
You’re running out of room in the trunk.
Why, thank you!
*Neatly stacks annoying oblivious people in cargo area and covers them with movers’ quilts so they don’t get damaged*
I got the refrigerated cargo hold option AND did you see the pimpin’ rims, the pro sound system, and the hood-mounted rifle?!!
Ooooh! And there’s neon all along the running boards! Nifty!
And are these…..heated seats?
*hugs HelOnWheels*
*lingers in hug*
Keeping the gene pool clean is hard work and we should do it in style.
They see us killin, they be hatin’
*blows whistle* All right, you two, break it up. You’ve been hugging for over an hour now. Move along, move along.
Jealousy is ugly, Nucky. You’re not the only one with some authority around here. Two can play the “My Whistle Is Louder” game, missy.
*blows whistle…while holding it up to a megaphone*
Ouch! Sigh, okay, I admit it, it was jealousy…I just want some hugging too, is that so bad? :sniff:
Awwww. You can come ride in my hubby’s car with me. It has heated seats. (Kind of silly here, but probably a big attraction there!) Not much trunk room, though.
We call them ‘butt warmers.’
Oooooo, butt warmers……Mabs, I am yours for life.
Nucky, if you want to snuggle you should just join in.
*grabs Nucky in extreme snuggling embrace and gets herself two handfuls of luscious Canuck booty*
Niiiiccceeeee!!
*snuggles closer to HOW and gropes booty* Mmm…thanks, you too!
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, so I think I’ll laugh, but with tears rolling down my cheeks..
*hands keithy a kleenex*
At least you’re not neatly packed in my new cargo truck.
I gotta get away from this lol. If I see another repetition of that comment my head will explode.
ZOMG she totally used her computer to make that sign!
*boomsplat*
That’s usually my bit, but you can borrow it.
Do you know how to read? Never mind
*rolls down the street*
-finds target nearby
-hangs out window
-drive by booty smack!
**smack-smack-smack-smack-smack!!!**
*speeds away leaving victims on the ground*
Da GANGSTA has struck…
Hey, come back here. Why’d you stop?
*sends homies to kidnap Canuck*
Yo PK userz,
Im hollin justacanuck az a hostage. If ya’ll ni66az eva wanna c her again, u mus pay a ransom ov eleventy-jillion $$. If not, imma take anotha hostage until all ov ya’llz iz kidnapped!!
Mwahahahahaha!!1!!!
-Kn0wledge1nd da GANGSTA
Izzat US or Canadian dollars?
PK dollaz
>:)
Can you prove you’ve got her? How about you send us some booty in the post?
Yeah, we’re gonna need some pics of some booty to confirm this.
OK, just pics would be fine. Video would be better..
Would these be enough?
youtube.com/watch?v=oB_NKDoZdNM
youtube.com/watch?v=P7rSf0sWAVg&feature=related
I don’t know how to create links from words.
Hot dayum you gots teh boo-tay!! OK, so eleveny million Canadian Dollars, that’s about £2.50, right? I’d better start a whip round.
Holy crap, I’ve been kidnapped! All I wanted was a few more booty smacks! You can’t kidnap a canuck! We’re the peace guys!
*facepalms herself so hard she falls backwards of her swivelly-chair*
*OFF her swivelly-chair. My goodness, teh spell fairy is ignoring me today.
Just like those “tolerant” hetero’s who use quotation marks to emphasise their narrow minded lil worldview. Ps: No one cares what you think.
Let’s correct this: Turing DIDN’T CRACKED any enigma code during the war, prior to it or past it. Enigma code WAS CRACKED by team of three Polish mathematicians in late 1930’s. Marian Rejewski, Henryk Zygalski and Jerzy Rozycki were their names. Get the facts.
A sense of humor. Please buy one.
I HAVE the facts. While Turing didn’t crack the Enigma I, he did crack the Naval Enigma, which was more complex. I won’t argue against your assertion that your polish boys played the bigger part there, but the Naval side was left a mystery by their solutions. Turing filled that critical hole. Without it, German U-boats could have continued unhindered.
I would love some of whatever that man/woman/it/Pat was smoking to be that delusional when putting together that sign!
Buh???
For the love of all that’s holy. READING…it’s what’s for dinner.
Oh FFS!
*beats Sofa King with a pipe*
He’s Sofa King retarded….
*rimshot*
I tried to send my comp to a straight camp and it came back with naked priest pics on the hard drive.
Yep.. So computers are REALLY bad aye
That’s why her sign is a giant printout that came from a computer..
Way to go lady!
You made my day.
It’s amazing that you’re the first one to point that out!
*Removes Corey from gene pool, with extreme prejudice*
Hey, Diss, I need you to bring the truck over here.
*beeeepbeeeepbeeep*
Ooops. I think I backed over Corey.
I have no problem with polygamy.
The problem occurs when it is coercive to those involved, as Mormon polygyny is. When girls as young as 12 are being married off, sometimes to blood relatives. When sons are routinely killed or thrown out of the house. When at-home wives are forced onto welfare because one man cannot provide for all of them. Then it is a problem.
My sexual ethics are “honor prior commitments” and “enthusiastic consent.” Conservative Mormon polygyny violates the latter.
This is why I firmly believe that people should be psychoanalyzed to determine whether they should be allowed to reproduce.
You mean all the comments that don’t get the satire? Yeah, I feel the same.
Has she considered that that sign was made on a computer in the first place?
Guess I better pull the truck over here. We got another one.
*blows whistle*
YOU, Matt! OUT OF THE POOL, IMMEDIATELY!!
Psst, Diss…Kill it slowly.
That sign was printed with a computer… talk about irony!
Er, Diss, got any more room in the truck?
**looks at truck** Ahh I see what your problem is here… you have idiot stuck in the Grill. It gets all up under your hood and gunks up the engine and intakes. Let me install an idiot guard on your grill, and may I suggest just use the tire, not the entire truck.
Well, now that the question of our computer’s sexuality is all cleared up, all I’m left to wonder is it’s gender.
LOL, notice how they used computer-made font to make those signs?
PLEASE say you’re joking. Please?
It’s ok. I got a bigger truck….and I rented us a ministorage. Refrigerated, too!
This is getting ridiculous. How many are we up to? Is anyone keeping track?
Did you already EAT all that soup you received? Greedy, greedy. Best get to the other lol for confession.
It was only virtual soup. It didn’t really fill me up.
i just went through and counted… there were 13 that clearly made the idiotic statement. there was PM and DU down a ways mocking them though, so if you count them that’d be 15.
Although the fonts were designed by a computer, the sign itself was, amazingly enough, drawn entirely by hand. She got an A+ in penmanship in elementary school.
I had a feeling there was some serious sarcasm going on in the photo..but my first thought was “I bet that sign was not hand-lettered, you nitwit.”
It has been my observation that your average holy-roller God-hates-everything protester is grasping his/her magic marker with a hand with no opposing thumbs. (That’s what you get for not believing in evolution..SNICK!)
No one cares what you think.
Hey guys! I just noticed that the sign was ACTUALLY PRINTED ON A — hey, Diss, what are you doing with that gun? Did you know the trunk on your car isn’t closed all the way?
Haha! This is so ironic, she used a com-*bang*OMG Diss! Why did you shoot PM!? Hey! Don’t point that at me…I…I won’t tell anyone you just shot-*bang* Gah! My spleen!
WOW these anti homosexual people are losing more intelligence by the second rofl
Roll, roll, roll, you eyes, gently down the stream!
Actually, I have no issue with polygamy. While I’m not a LDS by any stretch, I think it’s rather atrocious what we forced on the at gunpoint back in the 80’s. I’m also a bit disappointed with Brigham Young for augmenting his prophecy on the orders of the US government. But you can’t change history.
And before you bring up zoophilia, necrophilia, or pedophilia, none of those things are examples of consenting adults. I draw the line there, as do most people. That’s the funny thing about not being a member of a revelatory faith: I’m not beholden to the long-dead for my moral compass.
I have no objections to zoophilia if you can prove the animal is consenting. The horse, for the record, never consents. Neigh mean neigh!
I also don’t object to necrophilia if you can find someone who put in their will that they don’t object to people having sex with their corpse.
That reminds me, I need to make sure that my will says I want to be cremated ASAP following my death.
That reminds me of the man who was convicted of sadism, necrophilia and bestiality: he was flogging a dead horse.
who cares if we won world war II… um the japanese
hmmm…. what a suprise…. bias trumps reading skills. again.
Yes. Yes it does.
Come on, didn’t anyone else notice the website on the picket sign??? What a maroon!
This from a man whose observation skills are sorely lacking..
You thought Johnathan Swift actually wanted to stew Irish Catholic babies, didn’t you?
I know his is teh internets an all, but seriously, do people pause at all before revealing their bone-headedness?
Remember the first rule of internet threads is “Read the @*#&$% thread”
The second rule of internet threads is “Read the @*#&$% thread”
I know, I know, it’s long. I haven’t read the whole thing either. But we’ve brutally gutted at least a dozen people so far who had grasp of subtlety fails on this LOL. Spare yourself the grief next time and just read the thread before you post.
Mmmm.. Irish Catholic Baby Stew? Where can I get some?
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance
in London, that you may acquire them from the landlords in Ireland who have title to them, having already devoured the parents.
Yum.
I thought the first rule was “Don’t talk about internet threads?”
I’m seeing alot of new faces around here, which means people have been violating the first rule of internet thread club!
Do you think a lot of people made a New Year’s resolution to make themselves look really stupid online? It’s the only explanation I thought of. (Oops, there goes my New Year’s resolution not to end sentences with prepositions.
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Why does the word ‘preposition,’ which refers to a part of speech, when pronounced phonetically sound like preparing for some sort of sexual activity? Maybe that’s why the grammar Nazis always sound so excited?
Come here so I can adverb verb your adjective noun!
*fans self* Oh my!
Lol, how stupid is that, if we didn’t have computers she wouldn’t be able to print that sign XD
*shoots Callum in the face*
Let that be a lesson to all the other morons who think they are clever by saying things like this.
Is there any point making lols about Iris Robinson now the vile homophobic hypocritial cow is getting her comeuppance or is she not well known enough on the national stage to bother?
How come the ones who most attack others for their immorality always seem to expose themselves in this way?
Fine, except it’s not Iris Robinson.
I hope she doesn’t do any exposing herself.
Sorry, was just musing if *I* should make any Iris Robinson lols or if people wouldn’t get it.
No one cares what you think.
Such a pity the Computer (though not as we know it now) was invented by Charles Babbage.
read the other comments first–it helps one to avoid looking like an idjit.
would be worse when he put a link on his sign XD
*sigh* This is like watching a busy road junction when it’s really icy. They just keep piling in and crashing.
I know! Isn’t it fun? Diss! Bring the semi over! We got another one!
*passes Keithy some popcorn*
thats unfair, i watch tons of straight porn with my computer. hope hitler rapes her in hell
Um… are there seriously idiots in the world who can’t identify the sign as satire?
*hears the sound of another shotgun firing and Diss yelling ‘Bring the truck over here, I’ve got another one.’* There were. But it’s been taken care of.
But… but… the computer was invented by Charles Babbage!
great site. Great information. helped me alot thank you very much
Its probably been pointed out but… she looks like a butch lesbian o.o
This is a tragedy somehow?
In that case, I’m more comfortable with it on my lap.
There is a website at the bottom of the sign.
Fail.
Failure to read explanation under captioned photo, and also failure to read other comments. Double fail.
I wonder, if not with the help of a computer, how she made the poster…Whether she made it or took it to Kinko’s or something, there was definitely a computer involved somewhere.
*sigh* For someone with such a cool literary name, you seem to have not read any of the posts or even the identifying note underneath? The sign is satire.
‘Course you’re not exactly the first person to make the mistake (nor the 15th, I believe).
Maybe it’s not strictly speaking, a literary name. It could be a Disney movie name. That is, a name taken from a Disney movie, not a name taken from the name of a Disney movie.
I think it was an accident.
I’m curious how this poster was printed if they’re against computers.
I wonder how this was printed…
LOL, just thought I’d bring the number of idiots who pointed that out and missed the satire up to 33,888.
Ignore me, I’m just trying the rolling eye thing
Ignore me, I’m just playing
Please please please PLEASE for the love of what little remaining respect for humanity I have left, PLEASE tell me this is supposed to be a satirical protestor, PLEASE!!!
*whispers* If you look under the caption you can see she is holding a rainbow flag, also, there is a website on the poster….