And I said to the bear
And I said to the bear “What big eyes you have”, right before I shot him in the face. It was awesome!
(Sarah Palin)
Have you seen her hunting permit?
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This one actually made me giggle.
Shold have been captioned ” They see me rollin’, they be hatin”" also
If every picture on this site had that caption, this would be a much better place to lurk.
Lurking on these comments, and I swear, you’re the first one I’ve ever agreed with. o_O
she looks kinda crazed in that pic, like he is ready to eat the still beating heart of the poor bear
Can we get her to eat the liver instead?
Oops sorry! Bad viking girl, bad–back in your cage!
Why, is that bad?
Vitamin A overdose, big-time. Bear liver is as toxic as shark liver.
Oh wow. You learn something knew all the time. And considering all the hunting type people I know, I would have figured to know something like that. Uncle George says that bear meat is sweet, and a bit stringy.
Just don’t eat the liver, and you should be fine!
The last time I saw a bear close enough to shoot one, I was unarmed, and in a big hurry to get my children in the house. Seems one wandered from the Battleground (a nature preserve) into town, because of the drought. Cops and dogs were chasing the thing up and down the streets of our little town. Funny and frightening at the same time.
And facing down a barking squirrel isn’t quite the same. Especially when you don’t have the kind of gun it takes to down a bear.
And you should apparently not eat anything apart from Rabbit as rabbit has practically no nutritional value (i.e. no vitamins, etc) That was a snippet from QI
Aren’t dogs’ livers toxic as well? Some odd story floating in my head about a guy in the northern wilderness forced to eat his sled dogs……
Might be–livers do tend to store both vitamins and un-processed toxins (like DDT). It just happens that chickens and cows don’t store toxic amounts of vitamins compared to our bodies, I guess!
So, human livers would be out too? Even with a nice chianti?
I think it’s carnivores (or mostly carnivores — bears are omnivores) that have the toxic livers. Something about the mostly meat diet? So I guess a human who’s been on Atkins?
Seriously, I think it’s more about the body chemistry of meat eaters.
That’s what I seem to be remembering. Something about how carnivores process Vitamin A, or store it, or…..yeah, this was years and years ago.
I found the sled dog story online, but I couldn’t get to a decent site that talked about WHY certain livers were toxic. I kept finding lots on liver diseases in animals.
Really? You found that story? Cool, that means I’m not really insane and having flashbacks to things that never happened.
Blowfish, too. You’ve heard about the fancifull Japanese resteraunts that serve them, no? Eat the liver, you’re dead, but your family gets paid a large sum of money!
It’s because of vitamin A overdose. Dog livers aren’t as high in Vit. A as polar bear livers, but it doesn’t take long to overdose.
It was an overdose of Vitamin A that was toxic too him. He ate nothing but the livers for several days.
Maybe she wants the gall bladder for Todd?
Blerg. She could have had my gall bladder, if she wanted!
Shouldn’t that be “wolf”?
Moose, it should be moose
I vote for wolf (Little Red Riding Hood).
Not a bad lol. Wait. Does that mean we’ve actually had three fairly funny — and non-preachy — ones in one day? We’re definitely going to need the mop girl!
no no she was riding the moose when she shot the bear, she is QUEEN of the alaskan wilderness…untill she quit. because you cant be a failure if you quit midway through your first term
Also Connecticut, Colorado, and North Dakota.
Werewolf?!
there! There wolf!
Bitter! You beat me to it.
Why are you talking like that?
thought you wanted me to
I don’t want to talk like that.
There wolf.
bitter troll ninja’d you. Not bad though. Two “there wolfs” in less than 2 minutes! I’m proud of you guys!
bitter troll takes offense to the term ninja’d, since bitter troll is pirate, bitter troll pirated her!
Bitter troll is a booty pirate who pirated some fine canukian booty?
It’s my duty to please that booty!
Nair wolf?
(that would probably be as weird as those fur-less cats. Nevermind, post redacted!)
Bare wolf?
Cher wolf?
Wolf spider?
Wolf Blitzer?
Spider Man?
Dammit! Now I have the old theme song stuck in my head!
Spider monkey!
Spider pig!
manbearpig?
Beardog!
Pigdog!
But beardog is real. Well, extinct, but it was real!
Oh…sorry, I got carried away…um….
Bearclaw! mmmmmmm, bearclaws……
The right to bear arms. Gimme gimme! I want my bear arms!
No, it’s the right to Bare arms. You may expose your arms.
I will beat your bare arms with my bear hands.
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Well, nighty night. ICA must get some sleep.
Oh lord I am sick of the sight of that woman’s face…
bitter troll would like to get sick of her breasts
It’s not Sarah’s breasts I want to get sick of.
then whos; breasts???? WHOS?????
I have a list here.
*list unrolls…rolls off the table, out the front door, across the street…*
oh come on, like you would refuse a turn to tumble dry with her? might get her to shut up for a few minutes, and you can give her your own “death pannel”
I’d rather go for Bristol to be honest.
“You can always identify Bristols. They come in pairs” – Carry On England
It’s like Ron White said “If you’ve seen one set of titties……you want to see them all”
That’s not entirely true. I don’t want to see the lady from diss’ link’s boobies.
I kind of do, it’s like a train wreck or something you just can’t look away!
YES, you can look away. *barfs*
I didn’t say I’d like it, it’s just so weird looking. Of course I’m not a guy so it’s just an oddity to me.
Look out, Rando…I think she’s going to flash her titties at you. She’s pulling her pants down….
No, she wants to show off this …. {http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/}
*hangs head in shame*
It’s….blusher for your hoo-hah? I swear I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out if this was some kind of parody or gag gift (like for bachelorette parties or something) and….well. Wow. Just. Wow.
I know. How vain do you have to be to do this?
Vain? I was thinking more “How unbelievably insecure and self-conscious do you have to be to do this?” Seriously, are there a lot of women out there holding a hand mirror up to their crotch and thinking “Darn it, my labia just aren’t as pink as they oughta be! How ….embarassing…”?
I’ve heard that some women go for plastic surgery to adjust their genitals. Puh-leaze. Appearance before functionality? I like how the equipment works, and would rather keep it that way!
Plastic surgery for….their…what…how…why…brain….hurt…
I guess maybe if you’re in the porn industry maybe? You need to look good…I guess….um….yeah…
Or for women brainwashed by the porn industry…
Maybe for those plastic surgery addicts?
They should do one in green for Halloween. That would be a shocker.
If you’ve gone green down there I don’t think you’ll be getting laid anytime soon.
It’s OK, it comes off if you rub it.
Read the testimonials!! How bizarre!!
Dear Sirs: I am 63, 400 lb, with halitosis, warts, varicose veins, false teeth and a wig. I just wasn’t getting dates until I painted my labia pink. Now I’m beating them off with sticks.
Hey guys! Don’t feel left out:
Q. “Can you use this solution on other body parts”?
A. Yes, this can be used on the nipples and men’s genitals.
I can paint my own testimonials!
Oh good. I hate when I’m with someone and his balls are all pale. It’s like they’re albino or something. So icky!
I also have to wonder…how does it taste…I mean…does it taste like makeup? Do guys LIKE the taste of makeup? Does it increase friction? Are you going to need more lube if you use this stuff? Or is this product solely designed for looks? These are important questions!
Could be an interesting research project.
I’d personally rather research different type of lubes…they have flavored types, and types that tingle, and type that heat up..or cool down…and his/her lubes…but I suppose we could add that in too.
Luurve is the best lube.
What brand is that? Do they sell it in stores or do I need to order it online?
Just come here, baby, and I’ll give you some!
*flies out to England for some hot Luurve-ing* Mmyeah.
*curls into a ball and cries*
True statement.
Here’s one for you then (clicky)
I think you may have just cured my insomnia.
Its a scary day when the chipmunks start killing the bears…
Uggg. Now I can hear “You betcha” in the chipmunk voice. You dirty rotten scoundrel!
Paaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiin!!!!! /david seville
Soviet Battlebears want stand against palin units
Wooo FP!! I did this like a week ago too.
And yes as it’s little red riding hood technically it should be wolf.
But there are no technicalities where Ms Palin is involved, if there was then technically she should be in a mental home.
If only she had come up against Iorek Byrnison. HDT FTW!
*claps* I’d pay to see that slaught- er fight…yeah..it would be a fair fight,
Not fair but delightfully messy. I can see it now, “oooh look, that lil’ bear is wearing clothes! how swee-aaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!”.
*Cut to Iorek Byrnison picking a pair of badly mangle spectacles from between his teeth*
Too bad the bear isn’t a liberal democrat. Oh wait, wasn’t the bear the national symbol of Soviet Russia? And what’s the difference between a Soviet communist and a liberal Democrat? NONE!
Shoot, Sarah, and keep on shooting!
Look, if you’re going to post here, the least you can do is have the common decency to respond to what people say to you.
Also, isn’t murder forbidden by the ten commandments? Or did I misread that bit of the bible?
I believe the traditional interpretation of that part of Teh Gud Book is “thou shalt not kill (except when it benefits the church/gets rid of pesky non-believers)”
That is quite true that!! Take the case (again seen in QI) of some Anglo Saxon King who tried to convert the Pagan Population of the Isle of Wight (The last area of England (and I’m using England in its literal sense here) to be unconverted.) He got fed up and killed the entire population. Well you know what they say – If you can’t join them, Beat them
Phblttt.
Soooooo, to recap, you come on here claiming some sort of weird Christian values, yet you’re encouraging Sarah Palin to shoot people? Hypocrite much?
Oh, and nobody cares what you think.
Just a tiny guess, but I think Ioannes was being sarcastic. (Just a guess, please don’t flame me!)
Kill it! Kill it! *chases clever with pitchforks and torches*
No, Ioaness will come on, post something inflammatory and run off before we can beat him to death. He mostly like to preach at us about how were all going to hell and are evil sinners etc etc…. He rarely, if ever responds and is just an all around prick.
I just saw his Facebook. Who on earth posts to PK with his own real name? How stupid is that?
Do it! Do it!!!
*flicks her Zippo* Naw, it’d be nice if it was just sarcasm. Here’s hoping. Have some candy instead. Or a meat sammich. Triple pig on rye with just a soupcon of mayo, lol.
It got a giggle, although I’ll be glad when it all finally dies down, the controversy.
I’d like to shoot HER in the face. With my cum.
Meh…
Bearz, the single greatest threat to our nation as brought to our attention by the Colbert Report…
Sarah Palin is HOT!!
And I’d vote for her.
Sorry, but we voted for “Change” instead.
Let me know when he starts working on that…
There is a big change. The rest of the world doesn’t hate you Americans so much any more.
Wait, there’s a “rest of the world”?! [/American]
If only Grandpa and Mooseburgers was in charge everything would be swell.