Columbia, this is Eagle, ready to dock, over.
Columbia, this is Eagle, ready to dock, over.
Roger, Eagle. What’s the password? Over.
Columbia, the password is: “Dammit, Mike, if you don’t turn on the frappin’ docking lights this second, I’m gonna kick your butt all the way back to Canaveral.” Over.
(Apollo 11)
Hey, can you grab me a coffee?
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BWHAHAHA SHOOP DA WHOOP, FIRST!
why the password is password,and the activation code is activation code
Fvck all firsts.
UPTEENTH!!!!
I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.
Should have read somthing like:
What do you mean password? We are the only people within 239,000 miles, now turn on the damn lights.
The Apollo program was a NASA spaceflight endeavor that landed the first humans on Earth’s moon. Conceived during the presidency of Dwight D. Eisenhower, Apollo began in earnest after US President John F. Kennedy announced his support for a manned moon landing on May 25, 1961, as part of a special address to a joint session of Congress:
“ … I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth. No single space project in this period will be more impressive to mankind, or more important in the long-range exploration of space; and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish. ”
Kennedy’s goal was accomplished during the Apollo 11 mission on July 20, 1969 with the landing of astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, while Michael Collins orbited above. Five subsequent Apollo missions also landed astronauts on the Moon, the last in December 1972. In these six Apollo spaceflights twelve men walked on the Moon. These are the only times humans have landed on another celestial body.
The Apollo Program ran from 1961 until 1975, and was the US civilian space agency’s third human spaceflight program (following Mercury and Gemini). Apollo used Apollo spacecraft and Saturn launch vehicles, which were later used for the Skylab program and the joint American-Soviet Apollo-Soyuz Test Project. These later programs are thus often considered to be part of the overall Apollo program.
May I ask what Frappin’ means? o_O;
We we’ll provide the answer once you decide who you really want to be.
If you’re going to sock yourself, at least have the decency to change your email so you get a different avatar. Otherwise, none of your personalities will be taken seriously. M’ok, cupcake?
YOU SURE ARE FIRS!! 8D
Idiot!
He said FIRIS!
Hey, kds. Having a conversation with yourself (well, INC with yourself & one of your socks) is a sign of mental illness. They have meds for that.
In 1969 Cape Canaveral was Cape Kennedy, lol…
Ask anyone who lived in Florida at the time and they’ll tell you they continued to call it Cape Canerveral despite what the government wanted. That name has been in existance for a few hundred years and was officially renamed back to Canaveral in the 70’s. However, the NASA facility is still called the John F. Kennedy Space Center.
Considering what Teddy was on the same newspaper front pages as the Apollo 11 mission coverage in that week in July, 1969, I wouldn’t want to have been associated with the Kennedys, either.
If not for Apollo 11 pushing the story down to the bottom of page 1, Edward Kennedy’s political career would have ended that summer, last surviving brother of the family, or no.
I was going to mention the Kennedy thing too, but you beat me to it. Good thing, too. It looks pedantic.
You have no need to ever have to worry about being pedantic.
However, obtuse is a different matter altogether.
Sooo true, Eds. Sooo true.
Oh, and nobody cares what he thinks.
No one cares what you think.
As it’s been stated numerous times, no one cares what you think. Now get the hell off my lawn..
But! But… NASA kills babies, don’t they?!?
So that is how you spell Canaveral. Just looks odd.
Eerily, I’m in the middle of watching “From the Earth To the Moon” on HBO On Demand right now.
Damn you are some sort of psychic. You probably know I was going to say that, eh?
That too, but I didn’t want to be rude…
Collins: Sorry, Neil, that’s not the password.
Armstrong: I swear to god, Mike, turn on the damn lights!
Collins: SAY IT!
Armstrong: *sigh* Space command to Major Tom…
Collins: Okay, Eagle, you are clear for docking.
Armstrong: Jackass…
Ok, THAT was funny.
LOL! You rock!
*sings* This is Major Tom to ground control!
Oddly, I’ve actually had that song stuck in my head for the past week.
Yo! SWOOSH – field goal AND the free throw!!!!
Hahahahaha
made me laugh for ten minutes
win