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(Anti-Semitic protesters)
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*sigh*
*cry*
*buys*
*highs*
*hic. *burp. *fart.
Hi Rando,……….. Poor Juice what did it do now?
Doncha know? The juice killed Cheez-Its!
Cheez-Its always seem like a good idea until I actually eat one. I’m going to have to side with juice on this one.
But Cheez-Its was just trying to spread a message of peas…
Cheese n’ rice, people! This pun thread is corny.
By the Beard of Oatin! This pun run doth anger Mighty Thor. My hammer shall smite and grind these grainy little jokes to flour! I cans’t barley stand it! Art thou half-baked??? I say thee NAY!!!
You’ve gone off course. We were discussing mono-cheesistic rye-ligions.
be the cheesemakers
guh by which i meant Blessed be the cheesemakers. jeez
Well obviously it’s not meant to taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Nachos killed Juice.
Hi, Angie. The restraining order is still in place you know.
Restraining order?! You can get restraining orders on internet stalker trolls now?
Depends on your state. Mine allows one to do so. Click “Informant” for links to state stalking laws and restraining orders.
oh bugger,
What, this again?
THE Eric? There can be only one?
*breaks into song* I am immortal! I have inside me blood of kings!
Dude, I wish Erics were immortal. That’d be sweet.
*snerk*
-draws out his bitter axe-
there can only be ONE!!!
Only one axe? That can’t be right…
well its a big axe..its heavy…bitter troll dont wanna carry two..
Socking again Rando?
*looks at feet*
Where’d my other sock go?
bitter troll needed a catch rag
Oh.. mai.
thinking of charro will do that to a bitter troll
Yes, and his name is Eric Idle.. pffffffffffft!
breast milk?
Well, breast is best, you know. And breast milk is good for babies too.
BT’s new handle makes me smile. But if I catch you tea bagging my mom I’m going to throw up on you.
only one way to avoid that then captain….open your mouth -bitter grin-
*readies camera*
eeeewwww Rando TMI
reply button….are you allergic?
Just retarded, I think.
Perhaps it’s the terms of the restraining order.
Must remain ten feet from the reply button.
I want to know what’s TMI that I said. Was it that I like boobs or that boob juice is good for babies? ‘Cos I thought both were common knowledge.
I believe it was the implication that breast milk is best. For well, everything. Including adults.
That’s the way I took it.
Stalks anyway, im not a Trool yet, But Soon maybe……… But the poor Juice got killed
you dont deserve to be a troll
Well, she didn’t say “troll” anyway, Bitter, she said “trool”. Entirely different, you know.
Trool is troll drool, i think.
no its troll sperm , after its been spit back out
You’re both wrong.
well what do you think the loch is filled with?
Note to self: Do not go swimming in Scotland.
Why would you want to anyway?
Contact high from the threesome with Charro?
Wow that was a non sequitur. What’s on your mind DU?
It makes total sense. Why would I want to swim in a loch in Scotland? Because I’m high. Why am I high? Contact high from threesome with Charro. ‘Cpet there’s one slight problem. There’s only two of us. We need one more for a threesome.
i wanna b in the threesome!
Seems to be the very definition of a trool, to wit: a person who enters a blog comments conversation with the intent to hijack it or divert it from it’s subject and tone but does so in such a clumsy, clueless manner as to provoke laughter and derision rather than humorless animosity.
Copy/paste editing fail: *its
Stalks back in again and spells Troll, but why cant i be a troll. Want to play im only 46, bahh hahh me cry now. its good fun
cause you have to be BORN a troll woman
I believe the First Lady of PK has the power to grant troll-hood. And one of the fairies might, also?
Funny story. My sister (the bible thumping nut-job) was living in Alaska for awhile. They moved back to Florida, and I picked up my niece and nephew for an outing. They were both in high school at the time. So were in the car, and my lovely niece shows me her star of david necklace and says, “We’re Jews now.” I almost drove off the road laughing. When I could finally breath again, I told her that she may be practicing Judaism, but Jews are born Jews. I looked at my nephew and said “Wait, don’t tell me; you’re a black kid now.”
I understand this argument; however, when my friend’s sister (not a Jew) married an Israeli, she had to convert to Judaism so that she would be considered Jewish by Israeli law and hence their children would be Jewish by Israeli law. (I guess the Israeli law takes the orthodox view that children are only Jewish if their mother is Jewish.) So they did consider her Jewish. And the Reform Synagogue my other friend attends considers him Jewish and he is only Jewish by conversion.
Maybe Max will appear and be more enlightening?
From Judaism 191: Once a person has converted to Judaism, he is not referred to by any special term; he is as much a Jew as anyone born Jewish.
Judaism 101, that is. Click “Informant” for more.
You should change your name to “Informer” so whenever you comment I can sing that song in my head.
I know what that song is. I’m not clicking that link. And there is a special room in hell waiting for you for posting it. IN HELL!!!!!!!
Rando, darling. I own Hell.
What if GOD only rented the universe?
Then he’s got a crappy land..er.. lord.
What if God put a mortgage on the universe? Oh shiiiiiiit….
Oh man now we’re fukced for sure. I hope he sold before the housing bubble burst.
It’s okay, God has awesome credit.
Yeah, it says right on the dollar..
“In God we Trust”…all others must pay cash.
Seems he’s overdue for a second coming. Is that the cosmic equivalent of the old rewind fees? How bad are late fees on a Universe? I bet if you join the rewards program you can get obedient theocracies at half price for the first month.
My tummy hurts from laughing, and it’s all your fault!
Glad to oblige
charro dear, you might have owned hell once upon a time, but there was a revolt and i took over long ago and i still run the place
(just ask my ex – he’s the one who told me to go there in the first place, little did he know…)
Listen woman. The hell I own isn’t even on this planet. Didn’t I already tell you my festival isn’t celebrated here? Well I did and it is and I own hell on my planet. So there.
You’re Mormon?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! No don’t curse me like that!!! *flaps arms* ewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewew
*pokes Charro* Mormon cooties! No give backs!
you know charro, they have meds for that now, i’m sure the loverly men in white jackets standing here nonchalantly whistling into to the distance would be more than glad to help you
Ahem. Having back assage priveleges is not the same as owning, dear.
Passage. Passage. Damn freudian keyboard.
sure, blame the keyboard for your mistakes – how rude!
now get back to work shoveling coal and pedophiles into the fires, we like it warm here, it leads to nekkidness!
Burning pedophiles are what keep the fires roaring? So that explains the statue of Chris Hansen…
what, you thought we’d burn witches?
btw, pedophile priests put out the most heat for some reason…..
Back assage…. interesting.
So the Devil has a Freudian keyboard? Even more interesting!
I believe you’re the one who had the “back passage” privileges with me, sir.
So your sister went from Bible thumping nut job to Jewy McJewerson?
And back again! She’s the amazing religious flip-flopper.
Well that’s just Jewy.
No, THIS is Jewy.
Hah. Click “Informant.”
LULZ. So is this… click.
Damnit! Change your name!
Charro, nothing is preventing you from singing “Informer” in your head whenever you want to.
Janie why do you hate me?!
It’s a tough love I have for you my dear. And might I remind you of the threesome you tried to start WITHOUT ME.
Hatesecks is teh hottest.
I told you! It was a surprise naked party!
surprise naked party! im intregeed
-strips off his troll loin cloth and dances around- NAKED!
Look Janie another surprise naked party! Just for you! Because I love you.
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY can i come 2?
And makes for the best videos. Hold on, I’ve got an HD camera…
-grabs up charro’s boobies, makes them talk like puppets- why hello everyone, how are you today?
y hello charro’s boobs im grand how are u
Make my boobies tell Janie I love her and I do not covet her forced husband.
-wiggles boobies at jane- hello jane and janes boobies, something about husband, now lets wrestle in pudding
charro’s boobies are grand as well ais.
Best puppet show ever. Of all time!
Pudding?! *dives in*
I love Jane pudding. Pudding Jane. Jane in pudding. Love it.
This one is too pitiful to be a troll. If you have to ask if you can be a troll the answer is always NO.
thank you for declining that request, i really don’t want to waste my sparkles on someone who can’t take the heat (my sparklies burn, doncha know
)
Oooo….kinky!
well what other kind of sparklies would a bad fairie have?
now the real question is do they burn hot, cold, or a mixture of both?
Can I have both please?
*spanks DU* You’re a naughty girl.
Poor Juvi.
We have similar tastes.
Want to be a Troll, will sulk and have P.M.S. so dont make me wait, All wemon have this, EVERYDAY, AND BREATH !!!!!!!
bitter troll is sorry, bitter troll does not speak dirty pirate hooker who smells speak
That’s not English. Are you writing in Psychotic?
I now see the reasons for the restraining order.
-crawls into HOW’s lap and snugles up before nodding off asleep-zzzz
*rocks BT to sleep against her bosom*
Rock a bye troll-y
Neath the bridge arch
When the wind blows
The babies will drop
When the night breaks
The babies will fall
Down to BT
To eat one and all.
HOW makes The Mighty Thor miss his Mommy.
*hugs Brak*
There, there. Don’t be thore!
A most worthy hug from a woman with horns on her helmet! Thor is very pleased…and would like to mention that he DOES mate with mortals on occasion. (Is there a Nordic language equivalent of hubba hubba?)
Probably. I’ll have to ask my cousins.
Glad you appreciated the hug! *shimmies*
Now THAT’S a shimmy!
My hammer shines and crackles in appreciation.
Your Mommy wears a leather bikini and drinks Cabernet straight from the bottle?
Bitter Wino, I’m out of Châteauneuf-du-Pape. I need some now if I’m going to keep watching over BT. I can’t do it sober cause he drools something green and glowing in his sleep. NEED. MORE. WINE!!!
My Mommy, well…..she was not known as The Queen of Asgard for nothing. And the bikini was pure chain mail. Picture that on a cold and frosty morning.
And make sure you collect that trool. Very valuable in certain circles.
OW! My nipples are screaming in sympathy!
*whimpers and cuddles chest*
It’s been generally decided, by my friends who make chain mail, that the chain mail bikini should be lined with something soft to prevent the links from pinching tender bits. Rabbit fur is usually the lining of choice. Though if you need someone to rub your nibbles for you VG, to make them feel better, you have but to ask.
Ah, thanks! *sighs*
Red Sonja in the comic books never had a visible lining to her chain mail bikini–which might explain why she was such a fierce warrior?
I tried on a shirt once, years ago, that was a very fine-mesh chain mail; I think that would be small enough that it wouldn’t pinch anything. It felt awesome, had an interesting weight and feel to it. Didn’t buy it because it was very expensive, but maybe I should have. I bet I’d still have it!
I bet I’d take pictures.
zzzzzzzz very very good zzzzzz-fart-
Remember, kids, this is why drugs are BAD when taken in large quantities.
Uh.. So, uh. Haha. *nervous laugh* What you’re saying is, I.. Shouldn’t have eaten.. That entire bag of mushrooms, uh. Haha. The acid AND the ecstasy? Ok, haha. Well, I’ll just eat this handful of Xanax to come down then. Haha.
You’ll be typing like Angie momentarily.
Someone get the stomach pump.
i r trool rando i luvs yu want to stalk you to trool death
Wow, hope that’s not a bad trip or you’ve got a long month ahead of you. Just don’t chase it with nutmeg. It’s like druggie hooch, nothing good can come of it.
When I was in my youthful prime, a friend rolled a joint and dared us to smoke it. It was double sized consisting of a heapin’ helpin’ of Thai stick, a crushed up gram or so of black Moroccan hash and a large cap of mescaline sprinkled on top for flavor. We smoked it, the three of us. I’m pretty sure I liked it. I don’t remember much. Except the two train engineers who pulled their trains up to the crossing while we were waiting, got out of their trains, had a fight, got back in their trains and drove them off in opposite directions.
Yep.
I’ve enjoyed drugs. Sadly, never did mescaline. Though, we did spend many fruitless hours trolling the desert looking for peyote cacti.
Of course, we were usually stoned or tripping so we probably wouldn’t have known one if we fell on it. Wasted youth.
Ok you are forgiven , Smells? is that wot happened to poor Juice , snerk
Mooooooooo!
ok this is going to sound really stupid but does he mean jews by juice?
we really hope so…we pray he is a stupid racist and not anti- tropicana
o kk lol how could anyone be anti tropicana :O (or a racist….)
be suprised the stupid things people choose to believe in because they dotn know no etter
*shakes head sadly and wonders why there is such badness in the world*
Cos God said so.
it makes jesus laugh!
We all knew he had a dark sense of humor.
Which one??
I’ll smite him with Wind and lightning!!!
But hurry up…my Thunder God day is almost over. Gotta move quick here.
Um, well, all of them.
it was freya!!!!
Excuse me, but does everyone get a turn being Thunder God? I mean, since you’re only it for today.
I wasted my day trying to nail Sean Hannity with lightning bolts, but apparently he was already reanimated fecal matter so all I did was make him hyper.
if i ever get a day i’d spend it frightening anyone who says but thats impossible! its not impossible just highly improbable how could it be impossible WHEN ITS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF U!!! sry got a bit angry there
every time i see someone referring to themselves as a thunder god, i think it’s because they’ve got extreme gas. would you really like to be the god of f@rts?
Shoot. Now I need a new god to try. *goes to research gods*
Well, part of Thor’s province is wind too. It’s fun being Thunder God! Definitely gonna try it again
Did ais just ask how someone could be racist? *blinks* I don’t know whether to be impressed or sad.
be sadpressed!
lol im sry i always thought of ppl where all just ppl nothing less nothing more and i get a bit surprised when i remember other ppl don’t think like that (it may help that i come from a very modern irish town)
I come from a very modern American town… Wait. I think I see what’s wrong here..
Ais…I might as well try this…I have been trying to locate two places in Ireland from which my family immigrated in approx 1780 or so. They are Callhame and Cabraugh. Would you know anything about them?
ok this may not be of any help but im from mayo (its in the west) and thoses surnames are very unsual here but there is a town called callhame in donegal but the problem is most irish records don’t go back to the 17 – 18 hundreds (england still ruled us and we only became a republic in 1949) and thoses surnames are very unusal im sry i couldn’t help more
Sorry if I wasn’t more clear. The two names were of places, not surnames. I have letters from the late 1700s written from those places and THANK YOU for the location of Callhame! The family surnames at that time were McMaster and Nickel. A clue, at last! Thanks again!
I understand a fire in the 1920s in a church burned up most of the existing records.
problem theres a few cabraghs (or rather an cabraghs) in ireland it means bad or rought lands and well we are in the habbit of using our place names a few time because i mean back then people didn’t travel far and they didn’t realise that having lets say a ballycastle in donegal and one in mayo and dublin would mean confusing in the future!
It also doesn’t help that so many of the names are descriptors of the geography or local landmarks; a custom common throughout the British Isles. At least they didn’t do it quite the same as the Welsh very often though. Two-leagues-south-of-Tara-over-the-bridge-and-left-at-forest in Gaelic would have been a pain to pronounce.
hmm, why is nesting failing again… did someone get booted?
Not that I’m aware of. I didn’t see anything out of the ordinary.
Oh what the hell. Epic nesting fails!!!
Let’s face the ugly fact of reality Rando. You are so far out of the ordinary you risk becoming ordinary. Or something. I’ll go with the something. Welcome back from wherever you are going.
What?
What what?
in da butt
lol right u are!
Yeah, but it would sound pretty. The landmark happy trend comes from the old pagan traditions where the lands, especially water sources, were given protective spirits. One could do worse than naming a town off of a local deity. It happened all over Europe, too. Note the river names Danube, Dniester, Don, etc. throughout Europe. Once upon a time it confused travellers around the black sea as much as place names in Ireland. Imagine if all US rivers were called Mississippi.
If nothing else the Catholics could be counted on to keep records of funerals, baptisms, and marriages. Great for tracking down family history. Providing the records haven’t been destroyed by fire/flood/book worms/other natural disasters.
And friggin Inquisitions.
Why do these Islamic fundamentalists all look totally crazed, uneducated, unwashed, idiotic, moronic and spaced-out? Is it because they are crazed, uneducated, idiotic, unwashed, moronic and spaced-out?
Devastatingly bad acid reflux?
lol could b!
All your juice are belong to us.
poor juice
Anti-Semitism was never a particularly smart movement, now this guys fails even as a failure.
Lol I don’t know why but that made my day right there!
Anti-Semitic protesters ? Even when they’re protesting Zionist policies towards the Palestinians ? I think not.
its a re but dont mind the JUICE did it
I feel his pain. Juice sucks! Especially Orange Juice… I hate that bastard.