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At the age of 31



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At the age of 31, after a lifetime of buckling down, following the herd and doing what he was told, Chester finally indulged in his first public act of rebellion.
Seconds later, he was trampled to death.

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  1. paws4thot says:

    RIGHT TURN!!

    YOUR OTHER RIGHT PYLE, YOU ‘ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!!

  2. zephyr says:

    He’s actually doing it properly, all the other guys are wrong.

  3. Screech says:

    In Soviet Russia, sentence reverses you! Literally!

  4. *yawn* I logged on before work for this?

  5. 5th!! says:

    lol pwned!

    • keithybabes says:

      PWNED!!!??? You think it’s FUNNY that a poor brave young soldier, selflessly serving his country so that you can sleep safely in your bed at night, was TRAMPLED TO DEATH???? How do you think his poor parents, his crippled five year old daughter and his grieving wife and his faithful old dog Buster will feel when they read that comment? Eh? EH?

      • Default User says:

        Typical American. You people need to learn to solve your problems without resorting to murder and killing and death and guns and violence and bombs! The guy was a murdering capitalist and deserved what he got! If he truly cared about peace he would have owned a cat named mittens not a dog named buster!

        • keithybabes says:

          That soldier saved your nazi Belgian moule-eating socialist a$$ in the battle of Blenheim and well you know it. Don’t try to wriggle out of your debt of gratitude. If it weren’t for him you’d be having to eat your cats.

          • justacanuck says:

            Mmmmmm….kitty ribs with barbeque sauce……

          • Default User says:

            We would never have had the trouble with Blenheim if it hadn’t been for your terrible economic policies! Remember what your policies caused in Moldovia? Hmm? And you people then went off and did it again! When will you get it through your fat American heads? You aren’t the police of the world! And we’d never eat cat! That’s wrong and disgusting, I would cut off my own arm to feed my cat and children before I would hurt an innocent creature like that!

      • Zachhile says:

        He probably did not get killed. You just gotta be a downer

  6. Band Geek says:

    For all we know, he could be similar to a drum major. Or back marching………or just made a wrong turn. I hate when I make a wrong turn. o.O

    • Especially into oncoming traffic.. that really sucks!

      • Band Geek says:

        The worst that has happened to me while marching was the drum majors thought it would be funny to have us do our little spin move while going down a steep hill. Half of the band almost fell over. The worst time to make a wrong turn though is during marching band auditions.

  7. VictoryNotVengeance says:

    Along time ago, back when I was in my High School NJROTC I was part of the armed exhibition drill team. We did so many “faces” that it was not uncommon for all of us to stop and one of us be staring at the person who is supposed to be behind us, just like in the photo. Luckily enough, since even when we were being still we were all marching in place, so it was easy to correct, and most people never noticed. And for the record, catching a lead filled rifle after tossing into the air can be tricky, especially if someone is throwing it backwards and over a squad. I have taken a couple of rifle butts to the back of the head.

    • keithybabes says:

      Better than a couple of heads in the butt.

    • froofrou: Now 5 times more accurate! says:

      You being in the ROTC explains so much about you, LOL :-)

      • VictoryNotVengeance says:

        In what way?

        • You seriously need to ask?!?! *snerk*

        • I Like Peanut Butter says:

          1. Problem with authority
          2. Down with capitalistic Pigs
          3. Problem with authority
          4. Tendacy to repeat yourself
          5. Problem with authority
          6. Tendacy to repeat yourself
          7. The shiney buttons on your shoes
          8. The over grown facial hair
          9. Problem with authority
          10. Tendacy to repeat yourself

          • shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated says:

            ILPB you have a “tendacy” to misspell tendency… :-P

          • VictoryNotVengeance says:

            I don’t think ROTC had to do with my problem with authority. I was in charge most of the time. So… I was the guy with authority. Besides, that was back when I was young and didn’t know the world as I know it now.

            • mabsba says:

              What ‘problem with authority’? Did you tell off the cop who pulled you over for texting to PK while driving? ;)

            • froofrou who is indulging you until killing stupid people becomes legal says:

              Being in authority in a military organization would still explain your problems with authority. And refer to ILPB’s list of reasons why it explains your personality. He was much more succinct and on point than I :-)

  8. Aayin says:

    Considering he has the sword, it looks like he’s the head of one group of people. There is another group of people ahead of him. I’m sure he has it right.

  9. Dawg says:

    He is the Platoon Leader. Officers carry swords. Enlisted men generally do not unless they are in the United States Marine Corps, where Corporals and above are allowed to carry swords. The ribbon on his hat indicates that he is a company grade officer. He is liking faced towards his platoon to give a command. I don’t know what country he is from, but it looks like England, and most military groups follow the same drill and ceremony throughout the world.

    • MacFraggin says:

      I’m not 100% sure, but it looks French to me. The képi shape at least, don’t know about the plume.
      Oh and to Jame: the kepi strap is supposed to be like that. Teaches you to keep a stiff upper lip if all else fails.

      • keithybabes says:

        They’re rehearsing a complex military drill manoevre called a kepi-uppi. If they do it right, they can clean an entire ceiling with those dusters in less than two minutes, providing it’s not more than 7 ft high. The British Grenadier Guards have a similar one but can reach up to 8′6″ due to their uniquely high hats.

    • Siegfried says:

      It’s extremely uncommon, but enlisted men, in the Army at least, are allowed to carry sabers. While the Uniform regulations (AR 670-1) don’t mention anything about it, Field Manual FM 3-21.5, which outlines Drill and Ceremony procedures mentions it’s wear an usage by NCOs.

      “The saber is worn by officers while participating in ceremonies with troops under arms, or as directed. It is carried on the left side of the body attached to the belt by the scabbard chain with the guard of the saber to the rear. The sword is worn by all platoon sergeants and first sergeants while participating in ceremonies with troops under arms, or as directed. It is carried in the same manner as the officer’s saber.”

    • Don Gato says:

      The guy is an officer of the Spanish Royal Guards, and effectively, he is giving a command, probably in a changing of the Guard ceremony in the Royal Palace of Madrid.

  10. Jame says:

    I’m more concerned about the helmet strap

  11. Failed Completely says:

    He’s the leader of that group, look at his soldier decorations….
    The caption sucks as well.


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