CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS
… would not look badass in a pince-nez. But Teddy does. Tells you something about Teddy, doesn’t it?
(Theodore Roosevelt)
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Yeah, that Teddy Roosevelt could accomplish things without performing a roundhouse kick. But pince-nez have been out of fashion for a long time. If Chuck ever needed vision correction, he’d just pummel his own eyeballs until they fixed themselves, problem solved.
ROFL!!
More than makes up for the p**s poor caption
-sets up a pitchfork and torch shop-
PITCHFORKS!!
TORCHES!!!
CANT HAVE AN ANGRY MOB WITH OUT
PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!!!!
Clearly you’ve never been present for a declaration of Shenanigans.
I heard this morning on NPR that monocles are coming back into fashion. In England, not the US.
I’ve never understood how wearing an eyepiece that pretty much requires a dead expression would work, especially if you startle easily.
Monocle wearer: Ahrummm.
Surprise: STARTLE!!
Monocle wearer: Egad!
*monocle pops out of eyeball socket and lands in cuppa*
It just seems inefficient, somehow.
otoh, it does give that extra zing to the startling.
You can be classy and startled at the same time. Sounds like a good plan to me.
Exactly!
You have to catch it as it falls without looking. That’s the classy bit.
i think it’s so the wearer can get in an extra leer unseen while fussing with the eyepiece
Ah sh1t don’t tell my husband, who a) wants a monacle and b) wants so very very much to be a Brit. I told him he can’t have a monacle until he admits that the metric system is the ONLY system and that there’s no “dubbya” in plough.
Don’t be silly, we don’t weigh things in pounds, we’re labeling them with how much they would sell for in Britain. If I want a pound of ice cream it means I want however much ice cream I can buy with this *holds up British one pound coin* Incidentally, does anyone know how much ham I can get with one of them plastic aussie 5 dollar notes?
The correct term is ‘bicycle’
Chuck Norris doesn’t need retro style glasses to look bad ass.
Badass doesn’t even look like Chuck Norris
Teddy does not look badass. I doubt he ever looked ‘badass’. And Chuck Norris jokes and references are old and played out.
Also, not funny.
Theodore Roosevelt was the most badass president ever.
Perhaps, but he does look like a disgruntled banker in this picture.
What it has to do with Chuck Norris is beyond me, so I must agree with the “not funny” as well.
You would look disgruntled too if you were the most badass president ever and you had to dress like a banker.
second that.
Statesman, cop, soldier, cowboy, dont-take-no-crap-from-nobody-kinda guy
Okay, I totally get the anti-EDAdams sentiment now. *gag*
He makes so little impact on my psyche that I can’t even get his/her name right – EWAdams *let’s go check* – right EWAdams.
It’s EWA$$hat ©. Rolls of the tongue better.
How is that pronounced? You-ass-hat? or ewwww-ass-hat?
Either seems to work.
Oooooh, how did you do that (C) like that?
Hold down Alt and type 0169, for this and other fun symbols check your local character map for lsitings
Start>Programs>Accesories>System Tools
I’ve gotten it to work with first parenthesis tm second parenthesis…but only if I’m careful about the spacing beforehand.
(tm)
AAAAND that time it didn’t work.
*has a sad*
(tm) ( tm ) I’ve gotten it to work too. I’m trying to figure out how I did it. Test post essentially.
(TM) ( TM ) Test post again.
Crap ™.
Dude, are you serious?! Apparently it has to come after something with {tm} except replacing {} with ().
Dude(tm)?
hmm…
Dude (TM)?
Fukc!(TM)
I give up.
Hmmmmmmmm(tm)
Huh(TM)
Or is it(Tm)
TM (TM)
Hmmm ™.
TM(tm)
Damnit! How did you do that?(TM).
Ok, I really give up.
Ah HAH! You have to put a period after the second bracket. so (proper letters).
That at least will get the superscript effect.
Now trying with the letter (c).
C no workee.
*has a sad*
I did put a period. It didn’t work (TM).
See? ™.
Hmph(tm).
dang it ™.
WIN ™.
I think it requires a space between the tm and the stuff
[words you want trademarked][a space]{tm}.
Yes, it says fashion was different a long time ago.
….and that he’s long dead.
Yes, I don’t get how EWA$$hat sees that wearing pince-nez makes you look “bada$$” or has any impact on how “bada$$” you actually are. Not only is this a crap lolame, it lacks all logic. AND WHERE IS THE FUNNEH!!
Your lolames SVCK, EW!!
Worse, there are good ones to vote on that never make it to the main page.
Like mine! Latest batch didn’t do well I don’t think.
Uh- EWAdams or Rax?
EW. If there is one thing that liberals AND conservatives on this site can agree on, it’s that EWAdams is a worthless tool who desperately needs someone to destroy his computer.
some unemployed twat who lives in his mothers basement and spends all his time on PK when he’s not busy playing DnD and beating it to porn?
whats wrong with playing D&D and watching to much porn?
it tends to lead to a life of virginity…
pfft nerd gamer girls are HAWT
Yes. Yes we are. And on a sad note, I’ll be missing DnD tonight due to illness
awww-hhugs default and gropes-
*picks up BT’s chainsaw and starts it up*. Ahem!
So, it turns out I’m not allowed to miss DnD anymore. I just got a call informing me that I’m the moral compass and without me they torch villages, murder small children and pillage whatever is left over.
But that sounds like fun!
Yes, but it’s the sort of thing that gets people mad at you. The sort of people who have large armies and can afford to put noticably sized bounties on your head. Also there was a Paladin, they’re supposed to be all good and of the light and what not. I’m going to have a big mess to clean up next week.
Armies? Sounds like fun.
Or, it does when you play a Half-Demon who can cast the equivalent of “Tactical Nuke.”
Or the leader of a horde of D&D-ified Kzinti.
Or both.
Yeah, my party isn’t that skilled or high level, we almost died to a small group of Kobolds once.
bitter troll rolled a cheerful bard who dances and sings…thats helpful to the party right?
*looks around at the rest of the party* Yeah, compared to some of them, well, you can cheer us or in an emergency we can always eat you. Or is that only minstrels who are edible?
What’s wrong with rape, pillage and murder? Perfectly valid way to play.
is there such a thing as too much porn?
Simply put, yes.
This surely must be an upload error. This belongs on failblog.org.
QUICK submit the words EWAdams to failblog and see if they post EWAdams FAIL!
EWAdams…WE ALL HATE YOU AND WISH YOU TO BURN IN A IMAGINARY LIKE OF FIRE!!!!
Imaginary?
we bitter troll is to cheap to make a real one
Well, if you can’t get to a volcano, New Jersey is pretty hellish…
E. St. Louis works too.
Rural Iowa for most of year, unless you have some sort of corn fetish.
Well, corn is ribbed.
Especially in winter, when the beaches are not a ‘go’.
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
you guys be nice to my lols
im the micheal bay of lol making
and im smert too, my mommy said so
so you be nice and understand i have to cheat and sock it , so i can feel special. thus robbing others of front page glory they deserve
plus im a child molesting homosexual.
I know good and well you’re not the real EWAdams! That’s because you’re full of win!
-jumps out like a scooby doo villian-
BEWARE…BEWARE…LEAVE THIS HAUNTED WEBSITE BEFORE YOUR TURNED INTO PORN!!!!
Click on his link, good god EW2 is awesome. Like the nickname?
*accidentally clicks on the real EWAdams’s profile*
*seizes violently*
So… much…. stupid….
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!
*texts ambulance* ZOMG we need 500cc’s of humor stat!
Michael Bay? I was thinking more Uwe Boll.
I’d say Ed Wood, but his movies are so bad they’re entertaining. Uwe Boll is an excellent comparison. If EWAdams made a movie, it’d so end up on MST3K.
you would thnk that, but here look at this picture of kittens being saved by some firemen….
…
…
HEROS!!!!
you have forgotten everything!
Everyone knows that the old Chuck Norris jokes are now applied to Sue Sylvester, the cheerleading coach on GLEE (played by Jane Lynch).
We’re going to milf city, here we come, going to milf city, gonna have some fun…
*gets a woody, goes for a drive*
teddy never looked badass he just personified it
I’m ashamed to admit it but this caption amused me.
You should be ashamed. Very very ashamed!
Shun the amusèd one! Shun!
He looks like a fvckin’ bank manager. Plus I can’t help thinking of Terry Gilliam’s Monty Python animations when I see photos like this. Just can’t take it seriously.
The only person inhistory to win a Congressional Medal of Honor and the Nobel peace Prize. Chuck Norris? Zero medals, Zero Oscars, Zero Awards for his TV Show, and zero fans with any idea of what real badass is.
Don’t confuse the Chuck Norris of TV with the Chuck Norris of Karate. While Chuck hasn’t won the awards you mention, the fact remains that in his day, he truly was badass in the same way Bruce Lee was. You don’t have to like it, but the fact still remains.
Yes, he was a War hero, a working cowboy (who actually carried a volume of Shakespeare in his saddle bag) and an active outdoorsman. He is the man who created our National Parks so we can still see those gorgeous wildernesses unchanged. What real thing did Chuck Norris ever do?
http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html
Guess who is number one.
Teddy didn’t need bag guys to kick waaaaay over his head so he wouldn’t have to bend down too far to duck.
On the other hand…
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=224
Wasn’t it Teddy that told his cabinet
“Why ruin the beauty of an idea by bringing up its legality?”
But, yeah – definitely a badass when he needed to be – and the youngest president ever (JFK was only the youngest ELECTED to the job, directly; Teddy was younger, and got the job when the President he was VP under was assassinated)
Now, tell me again about redneck jokes,
While Teddy, who went all backwoods after moving out west, hunting, fishing and hiking, was the one who typified a city guy who embraced his inner redneck -
But it was his cousin Franklin, blue blood aristocrat all the way, that ended up marrying his own cousin….
Rossevelt fake earth landing O_IO)
ROOSEVELT. Go back to school to learn the names of the Presidents.
And may hap learn how to conjugate verbs, like fake, the past tense of which is faked.
Aaaand there’s always the odd proper noun capitalization, and other, various *points* of punctuation.
besides, Chuck Norris would kick Rosevelt’s “progressive” ass! Chuck Norris or President!
Chuck Norris or President!
I choose President!
Besides, Chucks knees are shot. He ain’t kicking too much ass anymore.
Would anyone else not be shocked if this author is found dead of roundhouse kicks to the head?
Come on. Teddy, with one arm tied behind his back, would still make Chuck cry like a little girl.
Some of you don’t seem smart enough to realize that dissing me only encourages me.
If my LOLs suck so badly how come so many of them make it to the top? I ain’t clickfrauding them — got better things to do with my time, like making more LOLs that piss off more reactionary ignoramuses.
An equally pertinent point – how come I’ve never seen an EWAdams LOLame in voting?
REACTIONARY???? WTF EWA, your so-called lols are the DEFINITION of reactionary.
i wasn’t dissing, i think it’s cool. (:
Not badass as such. More like the banking cousin of Sherlock Homes.
Teddy was last great Republican President (Ike didn’t give his “Military-Industrial Complex” speech until he was about out the door) and Chuck Norris is an idiot, a terrible actor with a bad hair piece..
Great photo of TR. Chuck Norris shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath as TR.
BTW, pince-nez are back in style! I wear them all the time and have two pair. Please see my blog, the Pince-Nez Renaissance. It is the only blog devoted to the modern wear of these glasses.
Teddy WASN’T fuzzy… was he?