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First? wow
A hijab is a type of head dressing traditionally worn by Muslim women, however can also refer to the modest dress of Muslim women. Similar head coverings (Wimple or Wimpel) are also worn by traditional orthodox Christian and Jewish women throughout the world. The Arabic word literally means curtain or cover, based on the root حجب meaning “to cover, to veil, to shelter”. According to Islamic scholarship, hijab is given the wider meaning of modesty, privacy, and morality; for which the veil has come to represent. The word for a headscarf or veil used in the Koran is khimār and not hijab. Western Culture has long misinterpretted the hijab.
Bouncer is an informal word for Security Guard employed at venues such as nightclubs, bars, and/or concerts. Under heavy scrutiny for use of physical force when not needed, Bouncer use is under investigation for it’s need in a civilized world. Many “experts” believe that the reason for such violoence is that the Bouncer is supposed to be a masculine manly man (redundant much), who’s first instinct is to react with force wehn threatened. That or they all have small penii.
Bouncer’s are necessary. They may be a certain type of man, but there size is necessary. There’s always that d-bag in a bar who is always large and just can’t control himself when he’s drunk.
More than likely it’s the bouncer..
But not till his shift is over. At which point the new bouncer has to throw him out.
Correct. Except you forget to mention that under Islam in many places, they remove their Hijabs only if they truly wish to get a severe beating.
I’ve been to Israel, I know many Jews; I don’t know any Jewish women who wear what is dipicted in the above photos. At most a shawl type covering, typically worn by older women or religious women. It covers the hair, never the face
As for a bouncer. I was a bouncer – we were forbidden from closed fist punches, or even striking. I am sure if our lives were in danger we could do whatever we wanted to stay safe – but in my time of bouncing that never was needed. We were instructed to first disarm the situation with words, so people could go back to partying, then to escort people out, and then to restrain those who felt they needed to fight. I never needed to punch anyone, though putting people on the ground was common. Yea you hear about the thugs who pound the crap out of people (check out “Behind the Velvet rope”) – but then again, you hear of cops who take bribes, politicians who sell out their constituents for a $5000 donation, pregnant women who smoke, and intarweb blog posters who try to procreate.
Bouncers are necessary – nobody thinks they are until a fight breaks out. What stops the fight from becomming an all out brawl is the people who are there intended on preventing/stopping a fight, not escalating it. A friend of mine owned a bar, felt he didn’t need bouncers because he had “higher-end
FAIL!
I to have spent many years as a bouncer or event security professional. Many people do not consider the basic idea. There are sheep (thee patrons there to enjoy) there are wolves (the people there to cause trouble) and there are watchdogs (those willing to put themselves between the sheep and the wolves). I am a watchdog. I have worked with the type of bouncer who just wants to tangle with someone.
I have seen everything from minor disagreements to customers intent on causing mayhem. I have had knives pulled on me, been threatened with guns, hit with objects ranging from pool cues to bar stools. 99% of difficulties can be handled with diplomacy. I have only had to strike a patron with a fist on two occassions. I have applied more “compliance” holds than I can remember. The way I see it, I do not get paid enough to use physical force on every problem. I take the easy way out every time I can. Been doing this job 19 years and hope to get another ten or so out of it.
I am so ashamed to have the name Alex now. Some wee bugger has taken my name and defiled it with this trollish insult to humanity!
I was so distraught that I felt it necessary to make an account to protect myself from future identity theft! Nyuk nyuk nyuk
You know, didn’t even wait for it or anything…
“Hoooooooooold………Hoooooooooold……………….Hoooooooolllllllddddd………….NOW!!!!111 FIRST!!!11 ALRIGHT!!!111!”
I’m a late and somewhat random-comer to these threads, so I ask you, what is with all the elebenty!!!!!111 stuff about?
h4×0rs! Only the l33t do it, man!
If you are doing multiple !!!’s, and your finger slips off of the shift key, you end up with !!11!!!1!!!. Which has been extended into !!!!11!!!!1!!!elebenty!!!1!!! Because elebenty seems more fun than ‘eleventy’ or, heaven forbid, ‘eleven’!
Hmpf.
Eleven.
Common.
Not like twelveteen. That’s a unique number!
Oh, it’s been years since I’ve seen a good Twelveteen.
goodness me! whoever let the riff raff in? i can’t bear to have my eyes assaulted by such … lower class numbers *sniff*
Honestly I’m not sure. I simply conformed to be accepted.
LOL. *golf claps*
TOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!11!!ELEBENTYBAZILLION!!!!!01010110!!!
You will be assimilated. Yuppers.
Resistance is useless. Fer Sher.
You fail at life.
but life is hard!
I thought bitter troll was har.. ummm I mean… err…
caught you looking!
Well maybe if you walked around with some pants on, people wouldn’t notice.
kilts are traditional troll garb, plus charro thinks its sexy.
But you have to actually wear it with the kilt down, and not tucked into your shirt.
But…if kilt is tucked into shirt…what is shirt tucked into?!?
*boggles*
Rolls?!?!?!?!
shirt? why would bitter troll wear a shirt? lets not be silly now
BT dresses in Mobius Clothing.
Hey I think I dated the third broad in…. I’d recognize that smile anywhere.
Man hands!! Man hands!!
Actually…and I didn’t notice this until your comment…isn’t it kind of weird that they’re all wearing the traditional hijab AND nail polish? Seriously, isn’t it? *confused*
Yea, it just looks wrong!
Actually that’s not a contrast. Muslim women can and will wear make-up and jewlery. They must look nice for their man, and only their man. In their home without male visitors, women do not have to be dressed in the Hijab. Depending on your view of the Koran.
In some of the countries make-up is banned. There are actually secret beauty shops were women can go and have make up put on. They then put their burka back on and go outside, they look good to themselves only, but it gives them confidance and makes them feel good. Many of them even have to wash it off without even showing it to their husbands.
Minor details.
Looks like a queue of dirty ghosts waiting to get into the laundrette.
Pac-Man whooped them up pretty good this time.
Thank you for knowing the word ‘queue’ and using it properly.
Thank you knowing the word “queue” and spelling it and using it correctly.
So are you ebenezer due to working retail in the holiday season?
mmmmm tastey humbugs
For starters.
Pacman’s worst nightmare.
I wanted to acknowledge the funny in this comment which totally made my day or at least hour.
Dammit. Should’ve read further. You win, barrelroll. Has Star Fox done you lately?
ummm those aren’t hijabs you tool.
A burqa (Arabic pronunciation: [ˈbʊrqa]; also transliterated burkha, burka or burqua from Arabic: برقع burqu‘ ) is an enveloping outer garment worn by women in some Islamic traditions for the purpose of cloaking the entire body. It is worn over the usual daily clothing (often a long dress or a shalwar kameez) and removed when the woman returns to the sanctuary of the household (see purdah).
If you’re going to copy and paste, at least know wtf you’re talking about.
Remind me again why it would be a bad thing to nuke these people?
Thanks for the explanation. As to your question, the fallout would be a bitch..
Win to Eds
Ed should we even get into the “How to use reply button?” I trained a monkey to hit Reply.
Nah, why give him the chance to make is train of thought (which by the way has left the station) have any semblance of order?
My train of thought just derailed and killed 20 people.
Proof that thinking is dangerous and should only be attempted with caution by trained professionals.
Hey, Green Beard, where on the mighty Bow are you?
You really shouldn’t use Amtrak for your train of thought. I use Thomas the Tank Engine, which is great, but I can’t seem to get rid of Ringo Starr or Alec Baldwin.
If you want to get rid of Alec Baldwin just tell him Bush got re-elected.. oh wait, that didn’t work the frist time..
MATT DAMON
I just use the little wooden train I got when was a very small child. It rarely de-rails even if it can’t go very fast and only goes in circles.
I trained my cat to do it. That’s even harder. And what’s most impressive is he’ll do it on command so I don’t have to. Good kitteh.
Ahem… and I do believe that is the correct way to describe what the last woman in line is wearing, which is NOT a burqa. Win to HOW as well as Eds.
HOW, you’re my hero!!
No, YOU are MY hero!!
And the wind beneath my wings.
…
Where the hell did I get wings?
IT’S A DUCK!!!
No I’m not… why is Cheney pointing that gun at me… oh crap
You quack me up, Eddie!
THE THINGS BEING WORN IN THAT PICTURE ARE SPECIFICALLY BURQAS, PERIOD END OF STORY. The things that THEY call hijabs are HEAD COVERINGS, and they are 2 completely different things.
I realize you’re a liberal puke and think you know everything but arguing that a picture of a cat can also be called a picture of a lion shows that you’re an idiot but since 99% of what you say already does that, why don’t you just stfu?
The conservative vote is in and……………………….. ew a landslide for not claiming this whack job as a conservative. A lot of people thought he ran a horrible race, and deserves ridicule. Back to HOW.
lol, you losers whine about conservatives (aka Christians) while saying how wonderful Muslims are. How about we replace all those evil anti abortion Christians with some nice hardcore Muslims since they’re soooo much more tolerant of all the things you think are important, right? I mean…if a white Christian is bad for being anti abortion…why don’t you have the same bitter hatred for Muslims? Have you heard…yet… that many of them would like to see you dead and they really don’t care if you celebrate diversity.
Liberalism IS a mental disorder and the people on this site prove it every 5 minutes.
Hee hee hee. ADM is a liberal!
I love me some baby murdering
*FROTHS due to having a liberal mental disorder*
ADM YOU did not just go there!!! What’s next tearing up the crosses in Arlington?!?!?! Or throwing blood on 80 year old women wearing Fur!!!!
Let’s all make Baby Jesus cry!!
NO NO NO!!! See ILPB, this is why you can’t be a durty librul. We throw blood on models wearing fur. 80 year old women get the death panels. Geez.
well like she is hardly doing anything to contribute to america!!! she just wants to sit around and do nothing all day??? complain about her health care and take some dirty pills. MY GOD ALL OLD PEOPLE ARE DIRTY LIBERALS!!!!
OH MY GOD! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!11!!
-runs around with his arms flailing- THE OLD PEOPLE WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE!!!! LIBERALS!!! THEY WANT TO KILL JESUS!!!AGAIN!!!THEY WILL MAKE SCHOOL FREE TOO!!!CHILDREN SHOULD WORK IN COAL MINES TO AFFORD SCHOOLING!!!BITTER TROLL WANTS A WAFFLE!!!!
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE A WAFFLE IF IT’S BELGIAN!!
The only thing that has been proven is that you’re a butthurt troll.
And that you guys owe me a durty liberal card.
Even though I’m not one of them thar ebil libruls, can I get an honorary card? I’d hate to think that I’m going to miss out on all the fun and frivolity because of a silly little card.
You can’t be a liberal if you own property (the lawn). You know us liberals are all hippies that beleive the land belongs to everyone…even those too lazy or stupid to work for it.
Maybe if you let me pass the peace pipe around your lawn without having me arrested you can have a card…
but if he was a good rightous and devine conservative, he would of shot you dead for stepping on his property
Yeah, I figure he shoots me dead. At least I will die blazed and happy.
and with you dead, the rest of us can be happy too!
Seriously, get off my lawn. *link*
Sorry, you don’t get one until you proclaim your allegiance to SATAN, a.k.a. SOCIALISM!! We all had to do it.
I was married to Satan’s spawn, does that count?
Either satan has 2 spawns, or we were both married to the same woman.
Can’t Satan have many spawns? All the Greek gods got to (get to?)! Christianity is soooooo limiting.
No, I’m no longer married to that evil b*tch! Perhaps you married her after me?
The morphing spawn of satan. That would explain a lot.
Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!
I dated a girl in high school that literally had the nickname satan. Does that count?
Nope, sorry ADM & Ed, but you must LOVE Social-latté and wear your organic cotton t-shirts with the Greenpeace symbol and “You make me Liberal Puke” logos.
Damn, missed out again.. *sigh*
That’s ok. I’ll give you and ADM my Slightly Tainted Liberal card, which I haven’t used once I got my Durty Liberal card. You can share it.
It’s not the one that Again drooled all over, is it? Because if it is, I’ll pass.
I get weekends so that I can hit on the hot misguided liberal gurls.
*remembers annoying comercial for..um..a product*
ADM: Do you want to go to my apartment?
Misguided Liberal Girl:What?
ADM: To blog about our ideals, I thought you were a believer.
Misguided Liberal Girl: Oh! I love blogging!
Damnit, I hate it when I mistype my e-mail ><
Wasn’t that a Twix commercial? Need a moment sort of thing?
Something like that, I remember it made me want ramen for some reason. Commercials don’t seem to work on me very well.
I pledge allegiance to the Bama,
Of the Socialist network of America,
And to the sharing of dough,
For which it stands,
One nation
Under FSM (flying Speghetti Monster)
Unattainable,
With taxes and health care for all.
*looks at ILPB suspiciously* I don’t know if I believe your sincerity. I’m going to have to hold on to this card for now.
**drives up in Prius with soy chai tea latte in biodegradable cup** I’ve changed me ebil conservative ways. Down with captialism!!! Tax the rich, they haven’t earned it!!! **hands out pamphlets to next Michael Moore film**
Hmmmm…I don’t see an NPR license plate frame and the obligatory Obama 2008 sticker/magnet on that Prius. YOU THINK YOU’RE SO CLEVER ILPB!!! WE’RE ON TO YOU!!!!
**Scoffs at ILPB**
Michael Moore was so 2006. Is that soy chai tea latte organic? Is the biodegradable cup made from recycled, local materials?
And where’s your rainbow decal?
lets see if he knows the secret handshake!
“Rainbow decal”? You all are behind the times down there, Eds. A “=” decal is what’s needed now.
PS I’m not sure I recommend any of these. My friend’s back window, which had several such items, was just busted out.
cause they wanted to jack his care bear collection in the window
And you need at least one MoveOn bumper sticker. The Obama one works fine. A “coexist” bumper sticker is also acceptable.
Huh, and to think I actually saw a car with a Clinton/Gore bumper sticker! To say we’re behind is an understatement.
**looks down at feet** But I have burkenstocks with wool socks on…… and I can show you my carbon footprint. FREE NELSON MANDELLA!!!! Keep Row vs Waves!!!
SAVE THE WHALES
for dinner
AH HA!!! If you can show us your carbon footprint, that means you’re leaving one! YOU’RE NO LIBRUL!!! Why don’t you just go home and come back when you’ve started your own wind farm.
*sniff*
Actually they’re wearing elebenty Belgian cats.
I thought they were German. You can tell by the colours.
Walloon! They are Walloon!!
Nice try, ADM, but we all know this whack job is just like every other conservative out there. *sips latte at independent coffee house* Am I right, comrades?
I haz a sad, because I’m afraid you guys might actually believe that.
I admit that after seeing some of these so-called Christians here (and elsewhere), I have to call one of my Christian friends to confirm that they are not all nut jobs. (My brother says in his church they call themselves “Followers of Christ” to distance themselves from said nutjobs.)
Disclaimer: I’m not actually assuming anything about “you” personally.
If Christians judged all atheists by their most vocal group than there would never be much dialogue and compassion either. It’s unfortunate that on either side (of anything in life) it’s simply the most vocal that get heard.
The whackos are always the loudest in any group. My youngest brother calls it the 5% asshole theory: in any given group, at least 5% are guaranteed to be assholes, so when the group gets big enough, the assholes become annoyingly comon.
As another not-frothy not-fundie Christian, I can assure you that not all Christians are like that. Some of us are even open-minded to other religions!
While I doubt you meant it that way I must add that one must not assume that only Christians that lean to the left are the only compassionate Christians either.
In fact let me just say that whatever current politics has told you isn’t something you should actually assume. EVAR. ABOUT ANYONE.
FWIW I believe in the rational right, I just wish they would get their act together and speak up more. It makes it hard to have a rational dialog when the other side isn’t saying anything.
The problem with the rational right is they tend to speak in a calm rational voice, it’s hard to hear them over Rush’s screaming and Becks crying.
No, I didn’t mean it that way at all. In fact, I’d say most Christians are pretty “compassionate” and “normal” overall. LOL It’s these nutjobs that get all the attention, though.
Well, I think you (ADM) seem like a compassionate Christian. What I find perplexing is that I would think, from my reading of the New Testament, that that phrase *should* be redundant, yes?
It seems to me that the people who are loudest about their Christianity are the least Christian in their behavior. I has a sad for my REAL Christian friends.
sad when nutjobs have mad christains have to call themselves something different. christ was a really nice guy
I know, right? It would make Jesus very sad to see the anger and hatred people spew trying to say it’s what he wants.
JESUS OUR LORD WOULD SLAP YOU SILLY FOR NOT AGREEING WITH ME!!!
I think Gandhi said it best, “I like your Christ, I do not like your ‘Christians’. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
Emphasis mine
I was raised Christian, however I am not one myself. My father was a true Christian and I have been lucky enough to know many who live their faith. The ones that scream profanity in the name of Christ and call it ‘Divine Guidance’ make the world a dangerous place to be known as a Christian.
Christ lived (by all records) a humble life, marked by compassion to believers and non-believers alike. He taught to those who sought him, not by forcing his beliefs on others. Only when the secular threatened the sacred was he moved to righteous rage.
I love those who follow Christ, I can’t stand ‘Christians’.
I love that quote.
No, I don’t believe that. Sadly, I know IRL conservatives who ARE like that. But I don’t believe they’re all like that. I can get along fine with many conservatives as long as we don’t talk politics. LOL
Well Ackmed told me earlier today that I’m actually a durty liberal. So we cool?
*Holds out for the fist bump*
Apparently to Ackmed, if you’re not a total asshole to people on PK, then you’re automatically a durty librul.
*fist bumps ADM*
NOOOOOO ACKMED IS RUGHT!! YOUR ALL FILTHY LIBTAARDS TRYING TO DESTROY MYAH COUNTRY YOU SHOULD GET OUT!!! OBAMA WILL CAUSE THIS NATION TO FALL AND CRUMBLE< ITS IN THE BIBLE!!
Oh, somebody is butthurt. Do you need a hug? You fail at logic and are a pathetic little troll for resorting to an ad hominem attack. I’m not saying that a picture of a cat can be called a picture of a lion. Why don’t you try using your brain? If you read AND comprehend correctly, I’m saying that the picture of the cat and the picture of the lion are both photos of felines.
Try reading some of your 175689 posts on this site, notice that you pretty much say the same damn thing over and over and over?
What part of “THE COSTUMES THOSE WOMEN ARE WEARING ARE SPECIFICALLY CALLED BURQAS and NOT HIJABS” don’t you understand? As a mater of fact, I bet that UNDER their burqas, they are ALSO wearing hijabs. A picture of a dress and a hat are both pictures of clothing but that doesn’t change the fact that a hat is not a dress and a dress is not a hat.
Your own fvcking paste said HEAD COVERING like 10 times so who’s the one lacking logic?
Well, since you started frothing and carrying on like a 3 year old, I’m going to take a SWAG (Scientific Wild Assed Guess) and say you.
Look! I have another admirer, Eds. He went and counted ALL of my posts. But still managed to misread and misquote me. I need somebody more attentive (and not as insane). “Why don’t I ever have normal fans?”
You should subscribe to Mina’s stalking service. I’m sure she only provides high quality stalking.
Yeah, but the difference is Mina is nice to look at. Akmed on the other hand looks like the south end of a north bound horse.
Roy? Is that you Roy?
Aw, thanks Eds!
ya nice bouncers
I think you’re thinking of the bouncers in Baywatch!!!
there are other kinda bouncers?
Floppy bouncers ! But not too floppy.
I know you guys like it, but for us bigger women, the bouncing can be painful.
Very true. Trampolines are no longer fun.
Bouncing doesn’t do much for me. But I can think of a couple hundred inappropriate things I could mention as far as those go that DO work.
I vote you list them all!
So high quality that HOW doesn’t realize I’ve been stalking her for weeks.
*Goes back into corner and continues to quietly stalk HOW*
OMG! You have??? I feel so special! Have you seen my new Aubade lingerie? They’re red, for the winter holidays. *flashes Mina*
*Nods* I approve. Here, I also have some Polaroids from last weekend that would make an interesting Christmas (or Holiday) card.
-pokes his head in- bitter troll smells flashing..did bitter troll miss flashing?
You can smell flashing? Troll senses are impressive.
Watch out when he says his troll senses are tingling. Nothing good can come of that.
trolls have heightened senses
You think that’s impressive? He can hear soup.
but only when E! channel is on, and certain times of day
Troll senses are indeed special… when you speak, BT can actually hear how late your utility payment is!
Mina is an outstanding stalker and I recommend her highly!
Hey…what was that…in the tree…….hmm.
I haven’t forgotten about you Brak. Don’t you worry. I’ve just been stalking from a distance for a little while.
RE: “Why don’t I ever have normal fans?”
SPENCER REID FTW!!!! *drools over my geek crush*
I’m so with you on that one Froo! *sits next to Froo and drools as well*
*joins the droolfest*
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
I found this on a Islamic website:
The most visible form of hijab is the head covering that many Muslim women wear. Hijab however goes beyond the head scarf. In one popular school of Islamic thought, hijab refers to the complete covering of everything except the hands, face and feet in long, loose and non see-through garments. A woman who wears hijab is called Muhaajaba.
Now, please shut up.
I think I finally found a Canadian I love!! (just kidding, I only detest the French variety)
Aw, thanks Eds. I’m a western Canuck. We hate the french too.
I’m an Ontarian – I love the French. Seriously. I love living within driving distance to Montreal, a really fantastic city.
you come from planet Ontaria?
Yes. We’re large breasted and polite and are taking over your entertainment industry.
WHOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
This is the best news I’ve heard all day!
Please!! Do!!!
Just like that I figured out how to build a spaceship capable of interstellar travel. Anyone want to help build a ship to go to Ontaria?
bring more shatner!
Montreal is beautiful….too bad about all those French….heehee, just kidding.
At least they haven’t won the cup in 16 years. Heh.
(Which is also the last time Canada won the Stanley Cup. Ouch.)
<3 bitter troll loves his detriot red wings
I can’t talk to you anymore, bitter troll. *has a sad*
Politeness rears its lovely head with the return of the Canuck. Yay!
Hi, Mabs!!
Burquas are covered under the general banner of hijab, so calling the attire in the picture hijabs is as correct as calling them burquas. You fecking tool.
I feel so GOOD. Everybody’s standing up for lil ole me. **HUGS entire group and dances around the room singing** “I love the hijab, it is a hijab and not a burqua. Hijab, hijab hijaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab!”
“…It was like a sarong…or a sari…in fact, I think they’re the same thing, if not, I’m so wrong and sorry.” – Ellen Degeneres
You win this one Ellen, but we’ll be back!
ANGRY NOISES ANGRY NOISES
But a Hijab is, as one of its meanings, considered the cloth covering the head and a part of the outfit which overall is called a a Burqa.
It would be like saying a Lion is a Cat, it is correct, while perhaps not specific enough.
liberal puke. really.
*headdesk* And you don’t comprehend either. I was saying that a lion and a cat are both felines; a burqa and a khimar (headscrarf) are both hijab (Muslim modest dress).
But a house cat is a member of the small cats, and a lion is a member of the big cats (one criterion being whether they purr or growl)…oh, but they are still both felines, aren’t they? Shoot. *wanders off to set up her new logic machine*
I found out that the large cats purr as well, which I thought was supremely cool!!
I don’t know. It’s what the San Diego Zoo people told us. I think maybe they have a very specific definition of purr and growl? Maybe my info is just old? *mutters, going off to look up cats*
That was quick. (Wonders of google.)
Let me try that link thing Danbala taught us:
purring?
I watched a program about the tiger “sactuary” in Australia’s Gold Coast and their tigers purr. I’ve held lion cubs that purred.
From what I read on-line (and we all know how accurate that is), it’s apparently a semantics argument among the cat experts about what qualifies as ‘purring.’
I watched something a while back on a documentary, and it said that the difference between most cats is simply size. They had some experiment on a huge farm, where common male cats behave just like wild lions. Where the females hunt, and the males basically do a whole lot of nothing other than mate and guard territory.
There is much that felines can teach us. Watches in reverence.
You think you can hack 50 times a day?
It would be rough but if I could get the girl to run to walmart and cook the food, without complaining I think I could learn. I’m just going to stop here with this though.
*snerk*
I’m with JAC, I’ve watched my cats hork up hairballs.. that really doesn’t work for me, ya know?
Oh my Eds. We were not talking about hairballs. ADM has said that he shaves his. Something about making it look bigger.
JAC It’s a lie. Shaving a cat only makes it look cleaner, and causes less hairballs while licking.
tigers purr
and they have retractable claws and a burqa is not a hijab and a hijab is not a burqa and tigers don’t eat tender vittles unless the vittles are wearing burqas.
Uh oh, he’s broken.
I would like to think I do indeed comprehend, although we are taking different approaches to arguing with the insanity that is Akmed. One of the definitions of a Hijab is the clothing worn about the head, and a part of the Burqa. There are, however a few different meanings of Hijab, so I’d say we’re both right. As for the Lion and Cat analogy, I am saying that a Lion is in the cat family, no referring to the household feline.
btw, does anyone know how to add your profile pic to go next to your name, I am logged in, but I’m new at this.
Oh, sorry, I completely misread your comment.
If you go to gravatar you should be able to set up your avatar there.
quite alright!
and thanks!
Oooooooooooooh, nice avatar!
thanks
In addition to the burqa (or burka), and the niqab, there are the abaya and jilbab. These two pieces of Islamic clothing are used interchangeably but technically the abaya is worn over other clothes and usually comes only in black, while the jilbab is an outfit in and of itself and comes in other colors. Both garments cover the woman from head to toe with holes for the eyes.
Now continue to argue like idiots that a picture of someone wearing a burqa is actually a picture of someone wearing something completely different. It shows how really really smart and intellectual you are.
Are you still on my lawn? I thought I told you specifically to get the hell off of it?
Look, froth boy, go to Wiki and search “list of types of sartorial hijab” (I would post a link, but I haven’t learned that yet.) Obviously, there are different definitions for this type of clothing depending upon where they are worn. Now STFU.
Eddie, can I have a beer?
*tosses a Victoria Bitter*
Cheers!
Thanks, Eds! Dealing with these froth spewing trolls is hard work.
fyi:
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makes:
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Crap. Can’t figure out how Danbala showed it without making it do it.
LESSTHANa href=”linkaddresshere”GREATERTHANWhat people see hereLESSTHAN/aGREATERTHAN
makes:
What people see here
when appropriate symbolic substitution is done (stick in the ).
I think my brain is frozen from the windchill up here. I’m not quite following your instructions……I’m sure it’s totally my fault.
Okay. The thing I typed:
LESSTHANa href=”linkaddresshere”GREATERTHANWhat people see hereLESSTHAN/aGREATERTHAN
You replace LESSTHAN and GREATERTHAN with the sideways carrot symbols above the comma and the period. (The site keeps eating those whenever I type them.) Otherwise you put everything RXACTLY the same, but substitute your actual link address for the same words, of course.
PS It took me three tries. I have postulated that the # of necessary tries = # of college degrees plus some unknown variable.
FIRST LINE:A hijab is a type of head dressing traditionally worn by Muslim women.
Since that’s NOT what’s in the picture, the comment is retarded from the first line.
Now here is what it should have said:The burqa is a piece of clothing that covers a woman from head to foot.
That is what’s in the picture, period, the end, you can sit here arguing forever but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s a picture of woman wearing burqas.
and wow!!! he managed to “type” exactly what’s on this page:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijab
amazing!!!
Reply is your friend, froth boy. To which comment are you referring?
Hmmm…Let’s see, since “the word for a headscarf or veil used in the Koran is khimār (خمار) and not hijab” your point is moot, trolly. In your insanity you read only what you want to see. You don’t seem to comprehend that we are NOT disagreeing that those are burqas. Maybe if you weren’t too busy insulting everybody and trying to prove, mistakenly, that you’re smarter than all of us you’d see that.
I’ll refer to him from now on as Akmed the dumb a$$ terrorist.
Um….HOW….that was directed at froth boy, right? Just checking.
Nucky (may I call you that?), that was directed at froth boy. I should have done an “@”. I like YOUR hockey-lovin behind. Let’s try this again:
@ Akmed:
Hmmm…Let’s see, since “the word for a headscarf or veil used in the Koran is khimār (خمار) and not hijab” your point is moot, trolly. In your insanity you read only what you want to see. You don’t seem to comprehend that we are NOT disagreeing that those are burqas. Maybe if you weren’t too busy insulting everybody and trying to prove, mistakenly, that you’re smarter than all of us you’d see that.
Thank’s HOW. You may call me anything you like.
I was sure it wasn’t at me, but we Canucks like to make sure we haven’t offended anyone.
And froth-boy, having “discovered” some of us pasting from another website, you should admit to the same thing yourself – “The burqa is a piece of clothing that covers a woman from head to foot”:
{http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-burqa.htm}
Did I really just see a couple hundred posts devoted to whatever the fvck they’re wearing? Is it really worth arguing this much about, ass master???
I’m wondering if they’re wearing thongs.
leather thongs, with kitties sewn into them
cept the one at the end..wonder woman underroos!
NOW the real question is ladies of PK, what kinda underwear are YOU all wearing?
*scuffs toes in dirt* Wasn’t really a couple HUNDRED. Wasn’t…quite that many….
‘Kay, sad, but mostly true. But in our defense he WAS really whacko.
A$$ master?!? Is it too late to change my comment board name?
How about “Master A$$blaster”?
I don’t think anyone is really arguing that those terms don’t apply, but that the term hijab can also apply given its multiple meanings. Where are these ‘facts’ you speak of? If you are so obviously correct, just give us one source we can go to to verify what you are saying.
Why do you continue to make character attacks when it is clear you know nothing about the individuals on this site?
I repeat my earlier question: why are you so angry?
Butthurt Akmed is butthurt..
First line:A hijab is a type of head dressing traditionally worn by Muslim women
That certainly implies that the people in the picture he is commenting on are wearing what most people refer to as hijabs aka head scarfs and they AREN’T, seriously…do you argue when someone says the sky is blue just for the sake of arguing or what?
Had he said hijab means Muslim modest dress and that includes the burqas in the picture, he would have been right and I wouldn’t have said anything.
To me it looks like the clothing on their head is a separate piece of cloth from the rest of their clothing. I guess it depends on what type of cloth/style is considered a hijab and what isn’t.
To google search!
I’ll try to post this again, yay crappy internet service.
Upon further review of the play, some places on the internet show a hijab to only be a headscarf covering the hair and neck, and in that case I apologize, I was wrong. Other places define hijabs as any general cloth garment covering the head, in which case I am correct.
go figure.
Hey Akmed,
IM A STARK RAVING MAD LUNATIC WHO HATES THE FVCKING LIB’RULLS AND THEY’RE BIAS TO REALITY!!!!!
Now I’m calm and collective, explaining my positions and why I disagree with them.
NOW I’M SOOO SUPER MAD IM ABOUT SH*T MYSELF!! NUKE THE MUZLEMS!!! MORONS!! TOOLS!! STFU!!! AHHH!!!
Now I’m a having a civil discussion with people I disagree with on domestic & economic polices.
NOW I WANT ALL MY CONSIRVADIVES TO DESTROY & SUBJEGATE THE LIB’RULL PHILOSOPHY AND HAVE THE GUV’MENT RULE THE CONTREE WITH A STRICT VIEW OF THE BYEBULL, COMPLETY CONTRADICTING MY SMALL GOVERNMENT PHILOSOPHY!!!!
Now I’m….well you get the idea. LOL
Calm down dude. Seriously. This is a LOL site for Christs sake. The comments are SUPPOSED to be off topic and not make any sense.
In the words of rapper T.I – “It ain’t that deep bruh!”
The interwebz is srs bizness!
LMFAO! Do you need an Rx for that Bipolar disorder there? I think I might have some extras…
PSST: If the tool bag had actually read what I typed (NOT PASTED) he would have seen that I said “The word for a headscarf or veil used in the Koran is khimār and not hijab. Western Culture has long misinterpretted the hijab.” But since this man obvioulsy likes to lick billy goat peni and has some stuck in his ear, it’s all ok.
Oh, shoot. ILPB, I did not notice that I posted the EXACT same thing that you had in your ordinal post reply. Sorry. But, yes, all the frothytroll noticed was that somebody called him out.
It’s all good, if the monkey ball licker had hit the reply button you would have known. Since he’s an utter maroon who can’t find a blue highlighted portion of the screen, then we’ll just let him be Gunea Pig up the Poop Shoot.
But really, who care what it is called or how it is “defined”, in America it is a woman in a sack that covers her entire body and I dare some bearded nutcase to make me try to wear one.
what if santa claus asked?
Only if he delivered me as a gift to Clive Owen!!
ummm I think that constitutes breaking and entering… with a hint of stalking.
Stalking is perfectly legal, and entertaining. If you’re really good at it, it can also be a profitable career.
Actually you could call it breaking and entertaining.Stalk GOOD!!
You say that like it’s bad.
Ha! That reminds me of a clip about sex education from an old British TV show (clicky)…
I must say, I always wondered why chocolates seemed to taste so different when eaten while naked. This explains much.
but can also refer to modest Muslim styles of dress in general.
You’ll notice it doesn’t say that it’s another word for BURQA, now does it?
I think you missed the emphasis on “can”. The Hijab is a word with different meanings, but one definition is the cloth covering the head, as often worn as part of a Burqa.
I think you missed the emphasis on IN GENERAL
But the point is still on your head..
punpunpunpunpun
those liberals at merriam-webster agree with me, but who can trust those people?
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hijab
Um..Akmed…I think what everyone is trying to say is, um…blow me.
Well, I’m certainly not. But that’s just a personal girly “ew” reaction. I would like him to get the f* off our lol site unless he finds a sense of humor.
Was basically just picking something with the maximum of contempt.
Nothin’ too good for our Akmed, eh?
So does typing in caps really get your point across, or does it make you look like a butthurt tool? I’m thinking butthurt tool..
Does saying the same damn thing 78943568945689745696 times on this site get your point across or just show that you’re a mindless idiot who repeats himself because you feel the need to argue regardless of the facts?
Well that is the second or third time you’ve posted a random number. So you tell us.
That’s me, I like to argue.. now get the f*ck off my lawn..
What facts are you talking about? Are you not the one that started off with the libel? Why again would you want to nuke these people? For all you know, these are lovely individuals (maybe even passionate conservatives against murdering babies and the like).
Why are you so angry?
He’s butthurt that someone called him to task on his lame assed comment.
I would have completely ignored his comment and not felt the need to call him out had he not been a frothy troll. Oh, nor posted that “nuke ‘em” question.
And how many have YOU submitted? I notice you give nothing for us to reference, so I suggest you practice what you preach.
@guest – Stop stalking me, you a$$wipe!! I told you I am not interested in your misguided romantic overtures!!
Jeebus, some people can’t take “no” for an answer.
I can’t. I love you.
Bella?
WIN
Froo, coffee just came out of my nose. That was a riot. Thanks. Want to read a Chav-tastic version of the first book of Sparkle?
FYI, he’s under jking_54a. And he has plenty. Hell, I have more than she does.
And we’re supposed to know that is guest by what, your say-so? Bwaaaahaaaa!
Yeah, I’m the only friend he has. : )
Plus, you can tell by his uber-conservative viewpoints in his lols. Trust me… or don’t.
And I see HOW took his advice and made another lol; smart move.
That’s gotta suck (no pun intended) having you as the only friend.
Yeah, who was it that said ‘Guests are like fish: they begin to stink after three days’?
Franklin. Twain had a variant of Franklin’s quote in one of his books. I’m not sure if he was paraphrasing Franklin or if it was just a case of great minds thinking alike.
See, English geeks can be useful!
Ha! Wiki said the same thing but I didn’t trust it!
Just because you make a lot of LOLs doesn’t mean they’re worth anything. guest/jking’s LOLs are a perfect example of this.
That’s why several have been on the homepage. Because they aren’t worth anything. You’re precious. : )
Someone left the sock drawer open again. Dammit, people, when will you learn!!?
no no, see we call each other that stuff all the time. you cant stand the heat? get out of the pundit kitchen
But no one makes comments about someone’s KIDS. I’m sorry that you are unaware that even in cyberspace where you cannot see the other person, some people still recognize that there are limits you DO NOT CROSS.
To mabsba: So if I had a child that had gotten into a horrible accident and was now mentally handicapped, you don’t think that these folks would hesitate to stab a knife in my heart by making an LOL about my retarded child? I think they would take every opportunity in the world. That’s the issue here, not that he made an incredibly offensive LOL (which he deleted, BTW) but that everyone else wouldn’t do the same if they were in his shoes. It’s not any different than calling someone an offensive name, an insult is an insult. I’m just sayin’.
@wowyousuck. No, folks here do NOT abuse each other’s children, especially children with difficulties. And if someone did, and it had not gotten flagged in the voting, a mountain of hurt would be descending upon the person at fault. By the way, nice self-describing nickname you chose.
no see YOU would take every chance to make a LOL about someone else’s kid. WE would take every chance to make fun of each other.
if you dont see the difference you have alot of growing up to do.
No, WYS, they wouldn’t.. not one of them, because it then becomes a personal attack on someone defenseless. If you honestly think that any of the regulars here take any amount of satisfaction in someone elses heartache, then all I can say is you should spend more time hanging around and actually getting to know the people. I may insult you, but that is me to you. On the other hand if you said you were handicapped in any way and I started insulting you for it, that’s entirely different and I would expect to be called up on it. There’s a huge difference in insulting someone because of their viewpoint compared to something physical that they have no control over. Now do you get it?
he’s not the first person who crossed that line into the personal life stabs and went bye bye. -sighs- i remember random..i hope he dies of ass herpes
Yeah, given to him by Blueballs the Ass Pirate!
Fecking he11! Another stalker! Another sucky stalker! Listen, USuck & friend, when I say I’m not interested, it does NOT mean I want you to keep pursuing me. Aren’t you embarrassed by your desperation? I’m embarrassed for you.
HOW: If I dispatch the stalker can I see the “good” photos of you..
ILPB – Mina has all the “good” photos. She’s my officially sanctioned and vetted stalker. I’ve seen the Polaroids and I approve.
YES! I love my job! ILPB, I’ll have a couple of copies made. But the best ones stay here. My wall o’ HOW now spans three rooms. I’m hoping to fill the whol apartment by New Year’s.
*cries because she feels so special*
Mina, look down the thread a bit for some special Sparkly satire. You will love it.
Nobody wants to hear you speak.
Then it’s a good thing I’m typing and not speaking.
IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS DOES THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SHOUT?
lol. Nope. They make meds for that “issue”.
By the way, I would like that version of the sparkly travesty if you still have it handy
Here you go. I laughed so much I started crying. Diss has read it and loved it. Keithy and Mina and VG need to read it too.
{http://stoney321.livejournal.com/401849.html}
Read it! It’s well wicked! Except I’ve deliberately tried to ignore all the sparkly vampire crap all this time.
Pbbbbt! “or summat”
You might like this one, if you like chavspeak..
“This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions. ” How does it know what country I’m in? I could be using a proxy server routed through China via Somalia.
We know where you live! MWAHAHAHAHA!
teh interwebs is stalking me! *covers web cam lens and hides in the closet*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Really? Did you take a vote? I ask because I don’t remember receiving my ballot. You on the other hand can f*ck in the direction of off.
BILLY MAZE!!!! stop possessing froofrou!
Why so angry?
I honestly don’t know, but sometimes people just cause it to happen.. like you for example. There’s just something about you that just pisses me right off. Oh I know, it’s a complete unknown telling someone here to shut up.. yeah, that was probably it.
Don’t call me a sock or troll, and I won’t tell you to shut up.
Well hell, buddy, that’s exactly what you’re acting like. We just call ‘em as we see ‘em.
did the mighty PK gods make someone else vanish???
I think someone broke the internet.
THE BELGIANS DID IT!
Yeah, whoa. I thought it was just my ISP being weird again.
Reply Button! *shakes fist at the interwebs!*
Man. My only solution is at school….
*stupid migraine drugs* …so I guess I’ll go make cookies to bribe him when he gets home.
Find Al Gore, quick! (for me, it never gets old)
Al Gore is busy saving a sperm whale from global warming!
Yeah, I guess if you can’t beat them you just have them censored.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
BT – Looks like it. There was a post about a PK Irregular’s children that’s now gone that may be responsible for the vanishing.
Yes, someone made a nasty comment about autism that should have generated a complaint. HOW the Sherlock Holmes of PK!
Really? What happened? Someone message me and tell me what happened!!!! I hate when I miss the interesting stuff!!!
It was just some rude comment that I guess got deleted and killed all the nesting below it. I don’t remember who said it or whom it was directed at, sorry.
Bah! That’s what I get for going to work!
It was our favorite guest who made the comment. I remember because it was nasty in a personal way and because now all of his comments on this lol are gone.
well good, we can call each other nasty things all day long…but THAT line you should not cross
Uh, why did the nesting go haywire?
Oh fvck off, guest. Nobody likes you, and we want you to leave. HOW is awesome, and you suck. What a pathetic waste of skin.
By your definition, Guest, I must be a troll as well since I haven’t created a singe LOL since I set up an account.
-snaps the whip- get to LOL making Mina..
**snags whip from BT** Excuse me, but I believe it’s Shorty who does most of the whipping in these parts.
Yeah, wanna see the scars!
FINE!!!-gets his bitter axe- mina best get moving
I ain’t a-scared of you!
*runs & hides*
Now that the nesting is fixed I finally understand what Eddie has scars from! *feels enlightened*
Um, a whip? That’s not much of a punishment… More like a reward…
wouldnt a bouncers worst nightmare be a bunch of clowns in makeup holding dead boywhores and knives?
isnt that everyone’s worst nightmare?
no more sugar before bed little Troll.
Day after BT’s worst nightmare. (click)
cannot find page
How’s he supposed to turn away the fugly chicks?
Dude they’re all hot, can’t you tell. GOD you’re Chickdar is SOOO broken Steve.
Damn.
*applies for warranty replacement*
*mutters*
They said this thing was good for inappropriately checking out at least 500,000 chicks. I sure hope I haven’t gone over the limit already…I just got this a month ago! To think I might have wasted my last one on that butterfly in the bubble…double damn.
Remember if it’s broken for more than 15 chicks, you lose your man card.
this picture is fail.
they are muslim women
it is against islam to drink alcohol
therefore there are no bars
so there is no need to id
joe, we are pitching in and getting you a sense of humor for holiday
**drops quarter in bucket** BT where’s the bell ringing?
Well then why are they standing in line to get in and drink!!??? Hmmmm???!! Hmmm??!!! Looks like they are pretty excited about it too, they even did their nails.
Maybe (death to all) juice bars???
I’m going to pretend you’re being sarcastic and score one FTW.
*Prances off into perfect land*
The problem with the hiburkajab (hedging my bets here) is that it causes perception problems for Muslim men…(clicky)
OMG!! If looks could kill, or stone you maybe…
My name is suicide_blonde and I don’t give a crap if it’s a burqa or a hijab!
burqa burqa burqa Mohammed Jihad!!!
Ahhh!!! Burqa burqa burqa!
Jim Henson presents the Muslim Chef.
shhh they speaking team america:world police
Haven’t seen it, and I thought my joke was funny anyway.
Halal Meatballs anyone?
MATT
DAMON
As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it’s our own opinion.
im so wonewy
You are worfless Alec Baldwin, you are worfless!
You know what we need to get you into shape, a montage!!!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS, AIDS!!
what kind of clubs do they have in Saudi Arabia?
Very effective ones. *bah dum ching*
First of all, most of you are completely ignorant.
These women are not wearing HIJAB. Hijab is a scarf, it only covers your hair. Much like how jewish women sometimes wear wigs.
This is NIQAB which is the “FULL VEIL” usually only very pious muslim women choose to wear it, in this case Afgahnistan women HAVE to wear it. It’s part of their traditional dress and it is ENFORCED (very wrongly) in their country.
So if you were wondering why they’re all wearing varnish it’s probably because theyre not very devout. They’re caged.
Is it a Belgian hijab?
OMG BITTER TROLL IS SO IGNORANT OF A CULTURE A ZILLION BILLION AND HALF MILES FROM TROLL KINGDOM!!!!!THAT REALLY HASNT CHANGED IN 3000 YEARS!!! AND BITTER TROLL HAS HAD LITTLE TO NO EXPOSURE TO CEPT WHEN BITTER TROLL GOES TO THE CORNER STORE!!! AHH AHHHH SO IGNORANT!!!! DONT KNOW WHAT A PARKA HIJAB HAJIE AND BERKA DERKA JERKA IS!! AAAH THE SHAME IT BURNS US IT FREEZES US!!!
I bet cross-dresser’s get away with it in Israel…
With apologies (sort of) to the badger:
burqa burqa burqa burqa
ha-JIB ha-JIB
burqa burqa burqa burqa
ha-JIB ha-JIB
snaaaaaake!!!!
Is the hazing of the new guy done yet?
You will be assimilated Akmed, like many before you.
No, please, no. Akmed would give the entire hive indigestion.
Hahahahah, let’s laugh at other people’s culture!! They are so funny because they are different!
now lets go laugh at the retarded kids…really lets go bitter troll enjoys that..
Amazing 3 is US Special Forces Undercover =]
Now I can’t read this page without hearing it in Shatner’s beat poet voice.
I F’in quit this LOL. It’s too confusing now.
There doesn’t even seem to be any order to the way these loose posts are being listed, it’s not by date/time and I can’t fathom them being in some order related to who they’re supposed to be replied to.
Damn, 4 Caspers the ghost ?
I think it was guests autism comment too. I went through my inbox for recent comments and when I clicked on guests comment it just brought me to the top of the page.
Damn, that’s the problem of being in the wrong time zone, you miss all the fun.
Wait, that was supposed to go at the bottom. This is a seriously fVcked up thread.
MultiPass!
The thing is, these things are nothing more than a way to circumvent security measures and ID checks. You can’t even tell if that’s a woman or man under there – and in fact, terrorists have donned burqas in order to stage attacks or evade capture.
And they want to allow this sort of crap here. This is a public safety/security issue, not a “diversity” issue. A person’s religion or culture should NEVER trump public safety or security.
If someone thinks it’s so important to hide their face, fine, let them stay in the Sharia hellhole of their choice. When in a Western country, however, SHOW YOUR FACE like an honest person. If they don’t want to show their faces, well, no one is making them stay.
The politically correct multiculturalists who want to see women be allowed to wear burqas, niqabs, or anything that hides the face have more regard for feeling all fuzzy-wuzzy and “tolerant” than they do for their fellow countrymen’s lives.
It’s high time we stop tolerating the intolerable in the name of “diversity”.
And that’s even apart from the issue of such imposed dress being a symbol of female subjugation, of the idea that women are nothing more than evil temptresses, and men shouldn’t be forced to practice self-control when confronted with a bit of exposed female flesh.
So that’s why this Lol looks weird now. Too bad we can’t stricken all dumb a$$ comments from the record. Akmed… you’re NEXT!!
Maybe he’ll take wowyousuck with him!
For what it’s worth, I took a look at the lols for jking_54a and he’s whinging because he’s being censored. My suggestion is quit being an offensive douche and maybe you won’t be censored.
We can only hope.
Don’t count on it……guest posted a little bit further up under a new e-mail. I smell stinky troll sock.
Never give up! Never surrender!
We could call you The Canukian from Canadia!
Hmmmm….maybe I was wrong…maybe I don’t need a new name. LOL. But thanks for the suggestion DU.
Kung Fu Cananadian!
OMG I saw his profile. What a whiner!!! Dude, jking/guest, get over yourself.
Guest/jking should be permanently banned for what he wrote and what he intended/promised to do related to his autism comment. What, he thinks he’s been “censored” unfairly?? HA!
Dude, seriously, he says he was censored because he’s conservative and expressed his conservative views and was censored by us liberals. OMG!
Whatever! Bitter troll so just said “let’s go snd laugh at the retarded kids.” Whether it was a joke or not, it’s still offensive. And if you guys can’t take a dose of your own medicine, then that’s just sad.
Yes, I personally think it was those liberals ADM and Eds who censored him. *nods head vigorously*
Well, I did tell him to get the hell off my lawn.. I guess I showed him, eh?
wow you really proved a strong point, an internet troll said something wrong…now everyone else should fell bad.
You know what, yousuck? They don’t yank posts all willy-nilly. You gotta fvck up pretty bad to get your entire posts pulled and your e-mail banned. And I think the admins know that bitter troll is playing around. I get the impression that guest/jking’s posts weren’t particularly joking. I still kinda wish I knew what he said.
No you don’t. Trust me.
Exactly.