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A Bouncers Worst Nightmare

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Those gals are hot!

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  1. Alex says:

    First? wow

    • I Like Peanut Butter says:

      A hijab is a type of head dressing traditionally worn by Muslim women, however can also refer to the modest dress of Muslim women. Similar head coverings (Wimple or Wimpel) are also worn by traditional orthodox Christian and Jewish women throughout the world. The Arabic word literally means curtain or cover, based on the root حجب meaning “to cover, to veil, to shelter”. According to Islamic scholarship, hijab is given the wider meaning of modesty, privacy, and morality; for which the veil has come to represent. The word for a headscarf or veil used in the Koran is khimār and not hijab. Western Culture has long misinterpretted the hijab.

      Bouncer is an informal word for Security Guard employed at venues such as nightclubs, bars, and/or concerts. Under heavy scrutiny for use of physical force when not needed, Bouncer use is under investigation for it’s need in a civilized world. Many “experts” believe that the reason for such violoence is that the Bouncer is supposed to be a masculine manly man (redundant much), who’s first instinct is to react with force wehn threatened. That or they all have small penii.

      • ay dios mio says:

        Bouncer’s are necessary. They may be a certain type of man, but there size is necessary. There’s always that d-bag in a bar who is always large and just can’t control himself when he’s drunk.

      • Farik says:

        Correct. Except you forget to mention that under Islam in many places, they remove their Hijabs only if they truly wish to get a severe beating.

      • Mossad says:

        I’ve been to Israel, I know many Jews; I don’t know any Jewish women who wear what is dipicted in the above photos. At most a shawl type covering, typically worn by older women or religious women. It covers the hair, never the face

        As for a bouncer. I was a bouncer – we were forbidden from closed fist punches, or even striking. I am sure if our lives were in danger we could do whatever we wanted to stay safe – but in my time of bouncing that never was needed. We were instructed to first disarm the situation with words, so people could go back to partying, then to escort people out, and then to restrain those who felt they needed to fight. I never needed to punch anyone, though putting people on the ground was common. Yea you hear about the thugs who pound the crap out of people (check out “Behind the Velvet rope”) – but then again, you hear of cops who take bribes, politicians who sell out their constituents for a $5000 donation, pregnant women who smoke, and intarweb blog posters who try to procreate.

        Bouncers are necessary – nobody thinks they are until a fight breaks out. What stops the fight from becomming an all out brawl is the people who are there intended on preventing/stopping a fight, not escalating it. A friend of mine owned a bar, felt he didn’t need bouncers because he had “higher-end

        • I Like Peanut Butter says:

          FAIL!

        • Huntinbull says:

          I to have spent many years as a bouncer or event security professional. Many people do not consider the basic idea. There are sheep (thee patrons there to enjoy) there are wolves (the people there to cause trouble) and there are watchdogs (those willing to put themselves between the sheep and the wolves). I am a watchdog. I have worked with the type of bouncer who just wants to tangle with someone.

          I have seen everything from minor disagreements to customers intent on causing mayhem. I have had knives pulled on me, been threatened with guns, hit with objects ranging from pool cues to bar stools. 99% of difficulties can be handled with diplomacy. I have only had to strike a patron with a fist on two occassions. I have applied more “compliance” holds than I can remember. The way I see it, I do not get paid enough to use physical force on every problem. I take the easy way out every time I can. Been doing this job 19 years and hope to get another ten or so out of it.

    • alex says:

      I am so ashamed to have the name Alex now. Some wee bugger has taken my name and defiled it with this trollish insult to humanity!

      • Churj says:

        I was so distraught that I felt it necessary to make an account to protect myself from future identity theft! Nyuk nyuk nyuk

  2. Alex says:

    You know, didn’t even wait for it or anything…

  3. I Like Peanut Butter says:

    Hey I think I dated the third broad in…. I’d recognize that smile anywhere.

  4. n00bs says:

    Man hands!! Man hands!!

    • mabsba says:

      Actually…and I didn’t notice this until your comment…isn’t it kind of weird that they’re all wearing the traditional hijab AND nail polish? Seriously, isn’t it? *confused*

      • n00bs says:

        Yea, it just looks wrong!

      • I Like Peanut Butter says:

        Actually that’s not a contrast. Muslim women can and will wear make-up and jewlery. They must look nice for their man, and only their man. In their home without male visitors, women do not have to be dressed in the Hijab. Depending on your view of the Koran.

        • Default User says:

          In some of the countries make-up is banned. There are actually secret beauty shops were women can go and have make up put on. They then put their burka back on and go outside, they look good to themselves only, but it gives them confidance and makes them feel good. Many of them even have to wash it off without even showing it to their husbands.

  5. Anne Onymous says:

    Looks like a queue of dirty ghosts waiting to get into the laundrette.

  6. Thebarrelroll says:

    Pacman’s worst nightmare.

  7. Akmed says:

    ummm those aren’t hijabs you tool.
    A burqa (Arabic pronunciation: [ˈbʊrqa]; also transliterated burkha, burka or burqua from Arabic: برقع‎ burqu‘ ) is an enveloping outer garment worn by women in some Islamic traditions for the purpose of cloaking the entire body. It is worn over the usual daily clothing (often a long dress or a shalwar kameez) and removed when the woman returns to the sanctuary of the household (see purdah).

    If you’re going to copy and paste, at least know wtf you’re talking about.

    Remind me again why it would be a bad thing to nuke these people?

  8. Akmed says:

    but can also refer to modest Muslim styles of dress in general.
    You’ll notice it doesn’t say that it’s another word for BURQA, now does it?

  9. So does typing in caps really get your point across, or does it make you look like a butthurt tool? I’m thinking butthurt tool..

  10. wouldnt a bouncers worst nightmare be a bunch of clowns in makeup holding dead boywhores and knives?

    isnt that everyone’s worst nightmare?

  11. The Steve says:

    How’s he supposed to turn away the fugly chicks?

    • I Like Peanut Butter says:

      Dude they’re all hot, can’t you tell. GOD you’re Chickdar is SOOO broken Steve.

      • The Steve says:

        Damn.

        *applies for warranty replacement*
        *mutters*

        They said this thing was good for inappropriately checking out at least 500,000 chicks. I sure hope I haven’t gone over the limit already…I just got this a month ago! To think I might have wasted my last one on that butterfly in the bubble…double damn.

  12. joe says:

    this picture is fail.
    they are muslim women
    it is against islam to drink alcohol
    therefore there are no bars
    so there is no need to id

  13. keithybabes says:

    The problem with the hiburkajab (hedging my bets here) is that it causes perception problems for Muslim men…(clicky)

  14. My name is suicide_blonde and I don’t give a crap if it’s a burqa or a hijab!

  15. Wes Hammond says:

    what kind of clubs do they have in Saudi Arabia?

  16. silentx says:

    First of all, most of you are completely ignorant.

    These women are not wearing HIJAB. Hijab is a scarf, it only covers your hair. Much like how jewish women sometimes wear wigs.

    This is NIQAB which is the “FULL VEIL” usually only very pious muslim women choose to wear it, in this case Afgahnistan women HAVE to wear it. It’s part of their traditional dress and it is ENFORCED (very wrongly) in their country.

    So if you were wondering why they’re all wearing varnish it’s probably because theyre not very devout. They’re caged.

    • froofrou: Now 5 times more accurate! says:

      Is it a Belgian hijab?

      • bitter troll the MURDERER!!1!!7!!!!!m!!!! says:

        OMG BITTER TROLL IS SO IGNORANT OF A CULTURE A ZILLION BILLION AND HALF MILES FROM TROLL KINGDOM!!!!!THAT REALLY HASNT CHANGED IN 3000 YEARS!!! AND BITTER TROLL HAS HAD LITTLE TO NO EXPOSURE TO CEPT WHEN BITTER TROLL GOES TO THE CORNER STORE!!! AHH AHHHH SO IGNORANT!!!! DONT KNOW WHAT A PARKA HIJAB HAJIE AND BERKA DERKA JERKA IS!! AAAH THE SHAME IT BURNS US IT FREEZES US!!!

  17. jinxed says:

    I bet cross-dresser’s get away with it in Israel…

  18. lowly grunt says:

    With apologies (sort of) to the badger:

    burqa burqa burqa burqa
    ha-JIB ha-JIB
    burqa burqa burqa burqa
    ha-JIB ha-JIB

    snaaaaaake!!!!

    Is the hazing of the new guy done yet?
    You will be assimilated Akmed, like many before you.

  19. Cruiser says:

    Hahahahah, let’s laugh at other people’s culture!! They are so funny because they are different!

    • bitter troll the MURDERER!!1!!7!!!!!m!!!! says:

      now lets go laugh at the retarded kids…really lets go bitter troll enjoys that..

  20. GYhas says:

    Amazing 3 is US Special Forces Undercover =]

  21. pittypat says:

    Now I can’t read this page without hearing it in Shatner’s beat poet voice.

  22. Mina the personal Stalker Troll of HOW says:

    I F’in quit this LOL. It’s too confusing now. :(

  23. Default User says:

    There doesn’t even seem to be any order to the way these loose posts are being listed, it’s not by date/time and I can’t fathom them being in some order related to who they’re supposed to be replied to.

  24. jawal says:

    Damn, 4 Caspers the ghost ?

  25. Default User says:

    I think it was guests autism comment too. I went through my inbox for recent comments and when I clicked on guests comment it just brought me to the top of the page.

  26. keithybabes says:

    Damn, that’s the problem of being in the wrong time zone, you miss all the fun.

  27. membrain says:

    MultiPass!

  28. Ban the Burqa says:

    The thing is, these things are nothing more than a way to circumvent security measures and ID checks. You can’t even tell if that’s a woman or man under there – and in fact, terrorists have donned burqas in order to stage attacks or evade capture.

    And they want to allow this sort of crap here. This is a public safety/security issue, not a “diversity” issue. A person’s religion or culture should NEVER trump public safety or security.

    If someone thinks it’s so important to hide their face, fine, let them stay in the Sharia hellhole of their choice. When in a Western country, however, SHOW YOUR FACE like an honest person. If they don’t want to show their faces, well, no one is making them stay.

    The politically correct multiculturalists who want to see women be allowed to wear burqas, niqabs, or anything that hides the face have more regard for feeling all fuzzy-wuzzy and “tolerant” than they do for their fellow countrymen’s lives.

    It’s high time we stop tolerating the intolerable in the name of “diversity”.

    And that’s even apart from the issue of such imposed dress being a symbol of female subjugation, of the idea that women are nothing more than evil temptresses, and men shouldn’t be forced to practice self-control when confronted with a bit of exposed female flesh.

  29. I Like Peanut Butter says:

    So that’s why this Lol looks weird now. Too bad we can’t stricken all dumb a$$ comments from the record. Akmed… you’re NEXT!!

  30. Maybe he’ll take wowyousuck with him!

  31. For what it’s worth, I took a look at the lols for jking_54a and he’s whinging because he’s being censored. My suggestion is quit being an offensive douche and maybe you won’t be censored.

  32. Default User says:

    We can only hope.

  33. justacanuck who needs a new name says:

    Don’t count on it……guest posted a little bit further up under a new e-mail. I smell stinky troll sock.

  34. wowyousuck says:

    Never give up! Never surrender!

  35. Default User says:

    We could call you The Canukian from Canadia!

  36. justacanuck who needs a new name says:

    Hmmmm….maybe I was wrong…maybe I don’t need a new name. LOL. But thanks for the suggestion DU.

  37. OMG I saw his profile. What a whiner!!! Dude, jking/guest, get over yourself.

  38. HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard says:

    Guest/jking should be permanently banned for what he wrote and what he intended/promised to do related to his autism comment. What, he thinks he’s been “censored” unfairly?? HA!

  39. Dude, seriously, he says he was censored because he’s conservative and expressed his conservative views and was censored by us liberals. OMG!

  40. wowyousuck says:

    Whatever! Bitter troll so just said “let’s go snd laugh at the retarded kids.” Whether it was a joke or not, it’s still offensive. And if you guys can’t take a dose of your own medicine, then that’s just sad.

  41. mabsba says:

    Yes, I personally think it was those liberals ADM and Eds who censored him. *nods head vigorously*

  42. Well, I did tell him to get the hell off my lawn.. I guess I showed him, eh?

  43. wow you really proved a strong point, an internet troll said something wrong…now everyone else should fell bad.

  44. You know what, yousuck? They don’t yank posts all willy-nilly. You gotta fvck up pretty bad to get your entire posts pulled and your e-mail banned. And I think the admins know that bitter troll is playing around. I get the impression that guest/jking’s posts weren’t particularly joking. I still kinda wish I knew what he said.

  45. lowly grunt says:

    No you don’t. Trust me.

  46. HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard says:

    Exactly.


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