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I hope you realize that by making me wear this clown suit you have totally destroyed my reputation.
Trust me, the clown suit is the least of your problems.
(Jiang Zemin and George W. Bush)
Picture by: Rob Marriott Caption by: EWAdams via Advanced Lol Builder
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FIRST !!!1!
Good for you! =)
I’d mock First Boy, but I’m too busy being nostalgic. Who knew we’d get someone that would make ole Bush look like a foreign relations genius?
I’m a bit surprised he was bright enough to figure out how to make the text bold still managed to squeeze a one in between his exclamation marks.
I…don’t know what this is. I do know however that her parents should take her video camera away.
Jaysus, now we’re being rickrolled on PK! I have a feeling if it hasn’t happened already, her parents will soon be disowning this one.
This was done right before they took her to the asylum.
Ummm, why is this here?
Dang! I need to refresh more often…
I’m going with “because some effing moron figured out how to embed video clips.” I say we ignore it.
haha. nice video, i like it.
The Canadian Ministry of Health has determined that this video is the leading cause of brain damage. Al Gore will be doing his own movie to back those claims up.
You’re her mom, right?
Ravenous is a synthpop band from Germany. Formed in 1995, it is the first of many projects by Gerrit Thomas, who is more well known for his industrial band Funker Vogt. The music is very different from Funker Vogt, however, relying more on synthpop and clean vocals, although it is not meant to be pure synthpop like Thomas’s other project Fictional.
Generally, Piratians are traditionalist worshipers, most notably the First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
While the Flying Spaghetti Monster is somewhat tolerant of most dress, He shows a distinct preference to full pirate regalia, except among the Labluegirlists. Hooks (ribbons among the Labluegirlists) are definitely a plus. Being touched by His noodly, but small, appendage is guaranteed with a parrot on one’s shoulder (or, in the case of Labluegirlists, a “revealing” look).
Within the Orthodox Monsterist Church one must at all times have on-hand at least one of the sacred garments of the Pirate, although members need not wear said garb, they must have it ready should the Flying Spaghetti Monster call upon them to fulfill His divine will.
At Church services, they often call upon their deity, reciting the most holy creed that Captain Mosey taught them:
Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy against us
And lead us not into Kraft parmessan
But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves
For ever and ever.
R’Amen
Oftentimes, these worshipers will claim that all other groups secretly worship the false, but competing gods of Macaroni and Cheese, and believe, in fact, that Moominism is a ridiculous liberal myth.
When passing on the lore of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is imperative to abide by this dress code, lest he unleash the terrors of George Bush upon this Earth. To appease him, a saucrifice must be performed by saucrificing a virgin tomato.
[edit] Femme Ess Eminists
Femme Ess Eminists are closely related to the Piratian sect with one main difference. They believe the FSM to be of a feminine gender, with her large and buxom meatballs representing the equally large and buxom busom sported by the costume of her chosen people, wenches. [Do recall that females, too, have noodly appendages in the form of arms and legs, though I would rather refrain from explaining what her red sauce represents.]
Far from the pirate-hating stereotype that may come to mind, Femme Ess Eminists are pirate lovers and wench lovers asame.
The basis of Femme Ess Eminism was decreed by the prophetess Wench Pip when FemmeSM extended her shapely figure from the skies and ordered her to set the record straight. When Wench Pip asked how, FemmeSM pointed her noodly appendage not in the direction of the entertaining, but incorrect, Gospel, but the sacred and saucy Uncyclopedia.
Admittedly, the name of our noodley goddess does have the ring of lesbian sado-masochism about it, but this is an act relished and recommended by FemmeSM. Most Pastafarians would be inclined to agree.
Oh Bravo bitter troll! Bravo.
By the way you’re all invited to FSMas at my place if you can make it to Aus
I’m on it.. when and where?
Duh, eds, my Pirate ship!
megletania
Wait, isn’t that the sister ship of the Failtanic?
it is the second cousin ship of the Failtanic, but hopefully less prone to misfortune
c’mon! there’ll be wenches…
Arrrrrrrr!! Chop off me leg and call me Smee!
what if its just the head
but they could use the stump as a love toy inside charro
That’s even creepier!
Also, as someone with neither arms or legs I’m highly offended Charro!!2111!!!131!!!!!1!!1066!11!!!!!
your just bad cause bitter troll chopped your arms and legs off
I just wanted some whipped cream…is it my fault that the only available whipped cream was all over Charro?
Hey! Stop being mean to charro! There, there… *pats Charro and gives her ice cream*
…
I’m creeped out by fish. All fish.
And balloons popping. Scares me so bad I almost pass out.
Uh, how about a toe?
Ok, I’ll just plunk the toe in the middle of the table and use it as a conversation piece..
Fine! There’s beer in the cooler.. and here I thought you liked weirdness. Guess I was wrong, eh?
Ewww. Quit making me google weird things!
I looked up that book on amazon, that book looks awesome! And Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Kwanza/generic winter holiday is comming up hint hint.
At least you weren’t asked to Google Kevin Rudd.
I’m not sure my mom would know what to do with a book like that. Certainly not buy it for me. Eddie: Should I be grateful I don’t know what a Kevin Rudd is?
God yes, what a nerd!!!
I had a girlfriend once who only had three toes on one foot. I tried not to mind, but it eventually got to me so badly I had to ditch her.
Turned out I was lack-toes intolerant…
Of all the toesless jokes …
Let’s all be prepared for the troll-fest, people. Pitchforks and torches are over there. Rocks and slings are over here. Let’s stay orderly now…the Bush defenders will be here soon!
Those still exist?
*films himself crying under a sheet while wearing heavy mascara*
Leave Bush alone!
Sorry I’m late! Any pitchforks left? I prefer to be armed with a shotgun and a sniper rifle, but pitchfork will do.
You can borrow one of my shotguns, but I forgot the combo to the ammo box, so you’ll have to provide your own!
-lifts a pitch fork and torch- RAWR KILL THE TROLLS…wait what?
Let’s kill the ogres instead before they can make any more Shrek movies. (That’s not nice. I like Shrek movies.)
bitter troll will kill the ogre and take his donkey..then kill it for the crimes of pluto nash!
Although he tried to be funny, it really isn’t. Nice try though, EWAdams. Bush jokes are sooooooooo last year.
You’d think EWAdams has been verbally castrated enough to GTFO. Guess stupidity will ALWAYS triumph!
YAY!! there’s nothing quite like being a year out of date!!!
It’s been a little while since he’s been on here. Probably a couple weeks. At least he tried this time.
I just reread and would to point out that I’m not actually defending EWAdams. Just trying to look on the bright side.
You had me worried Rando.
I had myself worried.
Its missing the last part of the Caption:
…least of your problems, soon you’ll be replaced by a nitwit who thinks you have 57 states, can’t talk without a teleprompter, and drives unemployment above 10%. You’ll look good in anything after that guy.
Fixed it for you.
But that’s not funny. Like, at all.
But… Bush couldn’t talk -with- a teleprompter. So I don’t think that’s fair. As as far as intelligence, Obama could run circles around the Bush family. And unemployment has nothing to do with Obama, it has to do with the closing of factories and the shipping of jobs overseas, many of which were a direct result of the 8 Bush years, but it was still an overarching theme for corporations to do this in the past 2 decades. The president has no direct control over the profit making decisions of a company, but they should in some cases. That would ease unemployment.
To be fair, public speaking ability =/= intelligence. Didn’t you ever see “Broadcast News”?
Or Anchorman, the Legend of Ron Burgundy.
Stay classy Bush haters.
I try
Barbara and George HW Bush are not dummies. I don’t always agree with them, but each has a sufficient IQ.
This is true. Were they too closely related?
I blame it on the crack in collage. That stuff does horrible stuff to your brain.
Hence why I prefer more organic intoxicants.
What? Broken art projects cause brain damage? Weird.
Behinds in multi-media…
bitter troll didnt agree with alot G H bush did, but wont call him stoopid, or a wossy, they dont let wossies be in charge of the CIA for a spell.
and ms barbara bush was always classy and polite, bitter troll is a liberal stooge but dont wanna hear no smack talk bout no ms barbara bush!
Bitter troll always did love a pearl necklace, after all.
and a stiff martini.
I think it took GHWB’s son to make us appreciate GHWB more. Suddenly it was like, well compared to Junior, he wasn’t really that bad.
Since when is caption a proper noun?
It’s a capital caption?
Does that mean we can use capital punishment?
Any objections to that?
Anyone? No?
not if they are lower case…for the children
Obama drove unemployment over 10%? How’d he do that? “Obama was elected!! Quick, lay off another few million for the hell of it!”
Silly Rando. Didn’t you realize that Obama has the ability to fire everyone in America from their jobs with no reason? I hear that when he does it you get a lovely voicemail from him, so that kind of makes up for it.
It’s magic! See democrats are evil therefore they include the witches who can do magic so that makes them satanists which makes Obama the anti-christ! *flashing and smoke erupts*
Oops. I just blew up my logic machine.
pffft if obama was really the anti-christ, he would introduce himself to america via heavy metal music…besides call bitter troll racist if you want but bitter troll dont think america is ready for a black anti-christ
Well, there is Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton.. So your point is invalid.
annoying =/= anti-christ.
besides jesse jackson got some hostages released abit back ago didnt he? thats got to redeem him some
I have a new logic machine for you! *hands over shiny new logic machine*
Interestingly enough, while the caption suggests the Chinese premier dressed Bush in the outfit, it is actually a Vietnamese national costume.
It’s actually a Belgian outfit
I thought it was Walloon….
I thought it was the Spanish Inquisition…
I wasn’t expecting that.
At least it was merciful.
If not a bit drawn out..
GET ON WITH IT!
*gets on with it*
Sheesh you didn’t have to yell. I’m standing right here.
*mercifully strangles and burns peasants*
*Tortures out Confessions*
I think this LOL may constitute cruel and inhumane
Then I guess I should limit it. Only torture cruelly and inhumanely on Wednesdays and Fridays. There, it’s all better.
This has been a major step forward in human rights. Let us celebrate it forever more.
Do the torturers get fish on Fridays?
bah, no one cares about troll rights!
Trolls also have the right to be burned and strangled mercifully, they are also free from tortures on days that aren’t Wednesday or Friday. What more rights could they want?
And everyone gets fish on Friday. Don’t forget that rabbits less than 12 hours (I think that’s the limit) are considered fish and can be eaten on Friday.
What? Rabbit is fish if it’s less than 12 hours old? Wouldn’t that be really tiny rabbits?
Sorry, it was two weeks (had to call the friend who told me about this to ask him) also, iguana’s are fish because they stare at the river longingly.
Well, there are marine iguanas….
No no, it’s okay, it was merciful.
everyone knows waterboarding is not torture…its like surfing…only your strapped upside down to a board and dick cheney pours water down your nose…look atleast dick cheney is not shooting you in the face…
Should we be prosecuting surfers for torture then?
no, just shoot them in the face…its how mom did it..how america does it..and its worked out pretty well so far
And what the hell is wrong with me today that when I read dick cheney shooting you in the face I did not immediately think of shotgun pellets.
I think it’s the fact that the word “dick” is in there repeatedly, Jane.
the water for the waterboarding is awfully goey mr cheney
*vomits*
That at least should be banned by the Geneva Convention.
Hah!! No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I kind of expected it.
Still waiting for more wacked out far-righters…
Seriously guys just sit bac and enjoy the jokes, get over it. If you don’t like Obama then vote him out next election, in the mean time sit down and shut up.
I love the hypocrisy of the left, it used to be dissent is patriotic, now its sit down and shut up. Nothing like the left’s true fascist nature showing through to make my Sunday.
Dissent is ok. Obama will send you to Bush’s free speech zones.
You mean the AM radio?
RAAAACIST
You need some exclamation points and elebentys in there if you want it to have the right (er.. CORRECT) effect there, Dhoti.
RAAAAAAAASCIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111elebenty!!!!!!!!1
Impact! It’s all about impact!!!!!!11!!haxor!
Also, if you misspell racist, it has much more impact..
I’ve personally been enjoying sticking random numbers into my elebentys. I think it was a more profound effect. LIKE THIS!!!!!21!!2!!!!311!!!91!!!11!!!!76!!11!!!!! When I can I like to insert numbers of relevance, like pie, or important years, or my ATM Pin number.
*makes mental note to look for four-digit elebentys*
One could always yell SEVEN-ELEBENTIES!!!111!!!!!! Then start passing out doritos…
*shudders*
That brings flashbacks to this 7-eleven survivor.
“can I help you? Marlboro light or regular?”
Bleeeeah!
Wait! You have a random number generator? Ooooooooooooo….
*math geek happiness*
At one point I even knew how to write computer programs with RNG’s
But were they real or just pseudo?
Well, if it’s being done in software, it can’t be anything but pseudo…
Um…isn’t that a ‘duh’ remark?
Just checking — some people think deterministic machines really can be random…
Yeah, but I am one of the math geeks. That’s probably why I <3 random numbers.
LIKE THIS??!111!!!!69!!!69!?
Yeah! Now you’re getting it.
Um…I don’t think those are exactly random.
Just because the odds against them happening are extremely low doesn’t mean they aren’t random
Well, I was factoring in the source and the environment.
*glares* That sounds awfully sciencey and logicish
I warned you before — math geek!
).
We’re very into the sciencey and logicish (especially into the sciencey as my husband is a physicist
*kicks Default User’s ass for the improperly used “Pin number”*
I thought about using an Atm machine too, but opted against it for some reason
Hate to break it to you, Me (that looks weird) but the exact same hypocrisy exists on the right. Earlier this decade protesting the war was unamerican. If you didn’t like Bush or his war, then you should get the f out of the country and move to Canada, or Russia, or California or something. Now, the right is protesting taxes, and that’s okay. So don’t act all innocent, yo.
but MSNBC said protesting bush was like totally american!
Fox news said protesting obama was totally american
your not saying-gasp- a major news studio would be twisting the truth for its own agenda..whats next..the church not being 100% in our best interests?
The Inquisition WAS good for you…just totally unexpected.
and merciful.
bah bitter troll saw them comeing a mile away
Which is why bitter troll is still around.
they was strange men in long red dresses, showed up under bitter troll’s bridge and waved a man nailed to a stick towards bitter troll…very confuseing
“Worship the man on the stick!”
“Worship him? Why? They nailed him to a stick! How great can a guy nailed to a stick in his underwear be?”
You last question may be directed at the ladies on this forum.
Well he was hung like this! *holds arms out* Get it? Huh huh? Sorry…*goes to hang head in shame and stands in corner*
maybe if he was smileing a bit more while nailed to the stick, but that would just encourage children to nail each other to sticks
I’m not naive enough to suggest that the Democrats haven’t done the same thing the Republicans have as far as protests go. I just agree with them more.
Still waiting for more left-wing people to throw up more warning so they can STILL play the victim.
I like playing the victim in the Fortress of Doom.
Me too. *sigh*
Where the hell is Max?
*throws up*
Oops. Forget to warn you.
Still waiting for bipartisan chocolate pie. – I even brought out the best seasonal wines I have in preparation.
I love pie. I can haz pie?
Mmmmmmm, delicious pie. Bust out the goods, Wino my good sir.
*Slices up chocolate pie.*
Anyone have whipped cream?
I usually don’t use this for food, but I suppose you this pie is special.
Pie is always special. Chocolate pie is the specialist of all.
I only have the whipped cream left on my.. Well you know. From the party last night. Can I still have pie?
I’ve just made a lemon & white chocolate pie – anybody want to share???
Oh, I’ll have a slice, it is breakfast time after all. Thank you.
I’ll swap some for a slice of this raspberry pie!
And here *scoops off of one shoulder* want some whipped cream?
It depends on if you plan on sharing your whipped cream.
Of course I’ll share!! (you got me on a good day – enjoy it while it lasts!!)
*sends pie & cream to Bitter wino & Default*
enjoy!
bitter troll will bring some bitter ice cream for everyone!
shareing is fun!
I’m out of the lemon & chocolate pie, but I have a marbled chocolate pie with fruit & cream on the side – will I bring that along???
I’ll share my whipped cream. But I’m not responsible for any deaths cause by BT.
-polishs his bitter axe-
*flirts with danger and Charro by enjoying the whipped cream*
Do I get strawberries with you and the whipped cream?
Wine with chocolate pie?
Democrats and Republicans, libertarians and communists, American League and National League…I think there’s a sentiment we can all get behind:
EWADAMS, SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!
Seconds.
Thirds, for the love of god.
Pi. For the love of mathematics!
Win. For the love of charro
*blush* Thanks ADM.. *hugs*
google-plexes. for the love of humor.
*googles google-plex*
Damnit! Rando just found a way besides dividing by zero! *universe implodes*
-offers charro some milk-
really, its milk, came from my bitter breasts
Do you get sour cream from bitter breasts?
Now there’s a sentiment I can agree with! The only bright side is that at least it wasn’t preachy.
There is an evil so great that the right and the left will join forces to battle. We have a common enemy. Only together can we defeat this foe.
one does not simply walk into pundit kitchen…there is a evil there that does not sleep…and its not really that funny…and smells of toast…
ZOMG I love toast!
French, i mean Belgian toast?
French toast. Belgian waffle. Both are awesome.
The Belgian toast is a lie!!!!!!!314!!!!15!!!!!
Mmmm Belgian ROFLs….
Covered in whipped cream..
either!
Yeah, you do. You totally do.
*deliberately misses the point*
That’s nonsense, Dhoti. You don’t WALK into PK. It’s a website. You punch in the address and you’re there. Sheesh.
Where’s the Obama LOL’s ?
I know, right?
go make some funny ones , all bitter troll ever sees are boreing stupid ones, or ones like ” i can haz banana and watermelon?”
really you think someone will vote for ” I AM DESTROYING AMERICA HA HA HA ” …on top of that think it will sink into the ocean when a democrate takes office? everyone get in the boat, we have a democrate!!!! please…didnt sink any of the other times it happened.
Just like we didnt end in nuk’leer war every time a republican takes office
I’m not funny enough to make funny ones. *cries*
-hugs charro- bitter troll didnt mean charro…..besides charro is to busy being sexy to be that kinda funny…and is funny on the forums…makes bitter troll and others LOL
charro come back! bitter troll loves his charro
See? This is why you have to tie her down, if you don’t she wanders off and gets lost!
bitter troll uses shackles often..and the ball gag or her screams disturb people useing the bridge
Rumor has it she’s on the prowl for roofies. Since I don’t stock those on the porch, she goes on a walkabout.
There may or may not have been roofies in the wine accompanying bipartisan pie earlier.
*winks at Charro
I keep a close watch on the porch (and the lawn), even though I trust you women completely!
How does a mermaid go on a walkabout? Is this some sort of aussie term I’m not familiar with?
Do sheilas have gams?
But in Australia, are they called gams?
No, seriously, I was wondering if gams was just an Americah term? I’m just being an English geek (the degree, not the country
).
I don’t think it’s used that much down here, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard my father-in-law say it.
THanks. English geek will not have to spend all night googling etymology on the internet.
Did Charro just say they don’t have cigarettes in Australia?
works like the movie splash, but charro much hotter then the hot daryle hanna
Much more, plus she’s smart!!
A walkabout is exactly as it sounds.. you just say stuff it and go walking until you find what it is you’re looking for.
I was just wondering about the mermaid part, if there was something that made it possible for mermaids to walk on land using only aussie slang
As BT said, refer to Splash.. that explains all. I for one have witnessed charro roaming the lawn hunting for wayward trolls in the hopes of thumping them on the head. So I fully support the concept of Splashism..
FYI:
“EWwwAdams has been favorited:
By 2991 Users
For 669 Lolz
EWwwAdams has:
45 Friends
34 Pics
1333 Lolz
278 Favorites”
The numbers don’t add up. I mean, almost 3,000 people favorited him? Smells like a dirty sock trick to me. (I have a feeling this discussion happened a few weeks ago and I missed it, so sorry if it’s redundant).
Charro so has the funny!
whats the number crunch for bitter troll? at work so cant check himself. wont log bitter troll in
By 2670 Users
For 445 Lolz
Grimmiekins has:
103 Friends
4 Pics
1564 Lolz
294 Favorites
HA bitter troll has WAY more friends the EWAdams bitter troll is prom king of the interwebs
Yah well he’s actually funny.
bitter troll has question…look at grimmie’s friends list. why is it mostly jailbait with myspace pics?
FYI grimmie is asked normally to be friends with them and hits accept to most anyone, has ignored a few with names that give grimmie the creeps
jailbait loves being bitten by the bittersweet troll.
Wasn’t it previously established that this grimmie person is actually a 12 year old girl with pigtails? That would explain all the underaged friends
pigtails and a pretty pink princess dress!
I think I have favorited him before. With 669 LOLs they can’t all suck. A few times he’s gotten lucky. Probably stole a funny one from someone else.
As for Rando:
” You’ve been favorited:
See who favorited you
By 1263 Users
For 253 Lolz ”
That’s not bad for only 253 LOLs, right?
And quality is better than quantity! (That’s what I tell people when they ask why we only have one child.
)
Yeah, but when you only have one, you have to play with him/her more and you can’t say “Go play with your brother/sister.” And you’ve only got one kid to do your chores for you when he/she gets old enough.
I always just told mine to go play by himself. I don’t believe kids need to be (or should be) ‘entertained.’ Now the labor part I can agree with.
However, looking at college costs, I am very glad now for only one.
College costs…
Yeah, my kids are gonna need scholarships.
Rando, my oldest is in a program where he takes college classes and high school at the same time, and in 5 years earns a 2 year degree and a diploma. And this is at the local community college, not just some half way classes in the local school. Something to look into.
Ours is an immersion type learning environment. They do soooooo many projects with hands on things for almost everything they can. What they learn, they really learn.
He surpassed my math abilities early on in the year. And I took algebra in school, so I’m not exactly stupid. But the stuff he talks about is way over my head.
I’ve still got a ways to go before I have to worry about their college classes, but unless my wife and I get awesome jobs in the near future, there ain’t gonna be a college fund.
Mine is a junior. He and his friends are just starting to discuss colleges. I can’t believe there are so MANY. And how much tuition has gone up since I went to school.
Gee, mine must really suck then.. I only have 99 lols favorited..
I loves your lols Eds, but I don’t actually have a profile in the ICHC network and so have never favorited a lol ever.
Awwww, thanks Jane!
jane go make a profile so we can all like totally friend you, then add some naked pictures of yourself in the photo area
A ton of yours never make it to the voting page though, which I don’t get because yours are funny.
Well, the few that I have seen that make it that far get soundly voted down. I think that ebil EWAdams and his army of socks is responsible.
*hugs pitty*
I can honestly say I lurv charro’s funny!! EWAdams? Not so much..
bitter troll wasnt saying anything bad about the charro funnies!!!!!
weknowweknowweknowweknow<3<3<3<3
I know, my reply was to pitty..
we love the mighty charro!
Did you say lurv? No no no! I have friend commitment issues!
charro has to earn her bitter living talking to the Evil Wooden Tent Dwellers.
tent dwellers made of wood?
Tent dwellers made of evil wood?
Evil maids in tent dresses made of wool!
Tent dresses don’t need anyone in them to make them evil, but it helps, I suppose.
do they weight the same as a duck?
No, but they have got warts.
Streetfighter Ryu & Ken old man Skin
-looks around- hey…no bush lovers crying photoshopped yet? bitter troll is stunned
Well, I think the photo is cute if not out dated, the caption is crap though…
when ever bitter troll hears GWBUSH in bitter trolls troll head, bitter troll hears the speaking with a OUTRAGOUS texas accent, every sentance ending in YEEEEEHAW!!1
I kinda like the voice they use in the jibjab videos, those are so funny. I think he does actually yell out YEEEHAAW in one of them…
I found it… it’s old but still funny.
*trots away quickly*
W looks very bird like in profile.
*link*
oops this goes under bw the ws.
I love penguins.
puffins! get your arctic sea birds straight!!
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! i see a communist!
NO HE SEES YOU!!!!!
in soviat russia, communists see palins house from russia!
* two jokes beaten to death in one!
*points to Charro’s arm where LSD is nomming awayy* LSD is nomming you. That’s a sure sign.
Nice. Now how about one making fun of when Obama worse the same thing?
When Obama did what?
when he worse it…cause no matter what if its obama its worse…cause he’s an ebil liberal
OMIGOD Bush is wearing FORRIN clothes! And he’s greeting FORRINS! He must be showing that the US is sub-servant to the forrins and be part of a serkit forrin plot to destroy America!
At least he wasn’t bowing at the waist. /sarcasm
Or kissing a ring. /sarcasm
You’ll get no complaints from me on that one.
I see the brainwashed extreme left d-bags still can’t get over bush. Meanwhile the country is collapsing around YOUR guy.
Because of stuff that happened in the 3 previous terms, the last 2 of which were your guy.
I know, right? Like the country was in pristine condition under Bush and in 11 short months Obama completely ruined a perfect nation. Yeah, this country was already screwed, and people are jumping all over Obama because he doesn’t have the whole place put back together in less than a year. Good lord.
but things are improveing..but only cause of the stuff bush did
things are improving… THAT’S right the amount of people being laid off a month is decreasing!!!!!! You mean this false security due to the federal reserve not uping interest rates and driving the American dollar down ever further to the point OPEC will use the Euro. You think gas got high after Katrina, just wait $6 a gallon.
are you saying obama controls gas prices?
Nope, but he doesn’t have too exactly… He CAN work on controlling the federal budget and paying down the deficit, that would help.
Yeah, why hasn’t he paid off that $10 trillion deficit he inherited yet? Sheesh.
Yeah but Rando, just b/c you inherit a clunker doesn’t mean you run it 8000 miles between oil changes and continue to drive it into the ground.
Actually that’s exactly what I do.
I don’t think that example really works because if you fix a car, the improvements are immediate. The country will take longer to recover. Trust me, I know good and well that things aren’t better yet. I work at an almost empty mall at a Sears store that makes the least amount of money in our district. I have several family members still looking for jobs. I don’t doubt that Obama hasn’t fixed everything, and only time will tell if things go in the right direction. I think they will, but I’m not so in love with Obama that I’m not skeptical too.
absolutely brilliant!
You guys are just a bunch of anal orifices. Obama is by far the most evil, wicked, idolatrous reprobate of a man to yet occupy the Oval Office, and Bush was a God-fearing man. Yet you still go out of your way to ridicule Bush. Obama believes in murdering unborn babies and thinks that sodomy is a human right. What the heck is wrong with you people? Have you lost your minds that you no longer know good from bad? This country is going to suffer because of your idolatry, and it will suffer mightily. I can only hope and pray that you repent before it’s too late.
This country will suffer because of the hatred and bile that you and those like you spew at everybody that doesn’t think exactly like you do. Your god thinks that YOU are the anal orifice.
When God farts, it comes out in the form of Paul W./Ioannes’ words.
Yaweh just called to say he is insulted that you think his farts are so foul.
Well, I don’t specifically idolize Obama, I’m just taking a wait and see attitude. After all, Bush was only in office a few short months before 9/11 and we all know how that turned out. Up to this point Obama really hasn’t done anything worth ridiculing. And I think that is the nub of your problem. Because he hasn’t done anything that we can point and say “OMG! What the f*ck was he thinking?” you’re just a bit butthurt over. As for murdering babies and sodomy, we live in a secular society and until those laws are changed, you’re just going to have to accept that they are in place, and have been before Obama took office.
If you don’t like the way things are, do something about it instead of venting your spleen on a lol site.
So before you start calling people here anal orifices, maybe you should pull your head and take a look around you. This site is not the end all of American politics, just a very small cross-section.
Just adding to the info, but I read an article this morning where they had to remove Obama themed school supplies from a handful of schools.
Did you see the Obama shaped E-pills? And Obama crack wrapping paper?
What? *blinks* What? Was this an internet article or a local paper article. I wanna see it now! There must be a logical explanation in it somewhere!
It was in Yahoo news. Try going there and doing a search.
EPIC FAIL You Have!
Know not of good versus bad you do.
Worship false Idol you do.
Bad.
WORSHIP THE MAN ON THE STICK OR ELSE!!!!
Jalapeno…… on a stick?
No, no, you’re pronouncing it wrong. It’s “steeeck”
Hey, canuck. I am just pausing between jobs, but did you find the link explanation I posted for you? It’s on the bouncer lol page, if not. The person who knows how to do everything is Danbala (weird little stick man avatar).
I’ll go look. Thanks, Mabs!
in a diaper?
Eat my idolatry, Bush sniffer.
Sodomy is a human right, damnit.
well now i just have to sodomize charro….commer you!
no no thats a great idea, you go pray and see what good it does you…sit in the corner and pray all day long. next time your robbed pray for the police too, see if they hurry right along
If fundie freak thinks praying is going to help, then he should pray for abortion to end…
wait for it…
not ending…
Interesting. God did nothing. Maybe God doesn’t give a crap what fundie freak thinks.
Fundie ” you fool, i will pray for you!”
Logical person” You Goomba, i will think logically for you”
I don’t think Obama is evil… just misguided. However you my freind are a complete and utter idiot and should STFU so as to allow us more literate and sane conservatives argue the points that Obama is not good for this country. You my friend need to be silent.
insane conserative has the same rights to speak as a insane liberal or sane conserative or sane liberal
besides its alot more fun when the crazies show up
Yeah but only left crazies…. he’s only feeding you libratards!!
-sips his kool-aid-
bitter troll wonders about the kool aid comments…Jim Jones was not a very liberal guy..why do we get stuck with that statement?
Hey give me that **grabs cup out Trolls hand and gulps it** You siad Kool-Aid, I never knew Kool-Aid was made with rum… *hic-cup* Dang! Troll u luk perty in dis lite………
what else you make kool-aid with? rum and kool-aid mix..oh and suger…and bitter troll looks good in any lite
Ahem. It’s libtards, thank you. I am NOT a libra.
You are going to suffer too, infidel.
bring it on hammy ^_^