You never want to be
You never want to be the first one to stop smiling.
(Kim Jong-Il)
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Fist!
Fistula!
Donkey-punch
“That guy’s being awfully forward with that donkey. “
“And if you pay enough, you can sleep with Kelly also.”
Neigh means neigh!
I’m shocked and disgusted…. and I can look away.
Not as good as the first, but had it’s moments.
heiiiighhhh…..
Well I got it, ducky!
We need an ordinal post rule on aisle three. That’s an ordinal post rule on aisle three, please…..oh, and a mop.
PS This was supposed to be in reply to the “fist”er up top, but apparently I don’t know how to use the reply button.
It’s ok, canuck, I got it! Here’s a mop. *swab* *swab*
Thanks, Luv
Is that one of those ShamWow mops?
I think it is, diss. It picked up the “fist”er’s drool and my brains. It’s FAB-U-LOUS and available two for the price of one if you call in the next twenty minutes.
*pops out of the laboratory* You mean someone else invented it first? Crap. Days of work for nothing!
I heard your competitor put a bug in your lab, stole your work and had monkeys mass-produce the product. You might want to think about suing, Rando.
“Wha, oop … all right, just stay calm, Frinkie. These babies will be in the stores while he’s still grappling with the pickle matrix! Gyvinblayvin!”
Ya know, for a bugsh#t crazy despot, he wears great leisure suites. I bet he’s got white patent leather loafers on, too.
His suit is nice, too. … and now, the London Symphony Orchestra performing Jong-Il’s Leisure Suite …
Is that the so-called classical 12-tone scale stuff?
He is pretty stylin’. You can’t see it, but he’s got a matching white belt to go with those loafers.
Is it me or does that batsh#t crazy despot look pregnant? Thinking he’s growing a little demon in there, or is it kind of like Aliens?
Pregnant? That’s a scary thought! Craziness is hereditary, right? That’s what my schizophrenic friend says…but that might just be what the voices tell her.
This isnt a fiting place to start a rant but………….. RUSSIA IS NOT EVIL WE HAVE A DEMOCRATIC SOCITY NO I CAN NOT SPELL IN ENGLISH any who.. the vodka sterotype is correct . :p
Oooh, you’ve got vodka? You can come sit quietly next to me and share.
Oh, and that’s North Korea in the picture, not Russia. It’ll be ok.
Really must remember to change my email back so I don’t look like I’m socking myself.
Depending on the defenition of “socking” that might be kinda hot.
Especially if you have a foot fetish or live in northern Minnesota.
Quit socking yourself quit socking yourself!
If you two don’t stop so help me I will turn this thread around and ground you both!
But mom, he’s breathing MY air!!!
She’s touching me!
*pokes at mabsba without actually making contact*
I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!
are we there yet??
*looks up from laptop*
What? Huh?
Ooops. Passed it half an hour ago. Hang on!
I’m sorry about the evil thing, can I have some vodka, too?
Russia? A democracy? Now THAT is a lol.
Also, you guys have Vladturday.
SHHHHHHhhhh!!!
Putin could have left that comment. He is greatly flattered by Vladurday and was offering to share vodka with you if you were willing to pretend that Russia was a real democracy.
Is it Vladurday, not Vladturday? I’m leaning towards yours, now that I see them next to each other.
Yeah, I’m not such a big fan of playing with Poot-Poot. (To the point where I’ve seriously considered writing “U.S. ARMY” on my schwing-schwong and dropping trou in Eastern Europe. You know, missile shield.)
You’d have to write pretty small to get it all on there, and then hope the folks walking by will have a magnifying glass handy.
ZING!
Ok, but SOMEbody would have said it!
Yeah, I would write it on your a$$ if I were you. At least it’s probably big enough to be the missile shield! DOUBLE ZING!!! PACHOW!!!! No, I’ve never seen your butt.
and therefore can’t judge it’s size and missile absorption capabilities.
Hey buddy, I haven’t started wearing relaxed fit jeans yet. *scowl*
I can vouch for Ivan’s hotness.
Although I’ve never seen the butt…hinthinthint…
Really? I’m hot? KEWL! Should I shave the beard?
Ok diss. I posted a pic of my ass on FB. In jeans, no less…
I like beards!
mmkay, just gonna say this once:
step. the. fvck. up. off. my. ivan.
got it?
I loves me some shortright!
*snuggles ivan*
Get a room…
I thought it was Vladurday, but I am too lazy to look at pictures from prior Vladurdays to confirm this.
I do like some good vodka and in my experience Russians do make some good vodka.
@Ivan – be nice, its cold outside.
SHRIIIIIIIIIIIINKAAAAAAAGE!!!!! *shakes fist*
honestly i like vladurday!!! vodka 4 all
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Scary.
If the guys stopped smiling, their hats would slide over their ears.
Correction: you do not want Kim Jong-Il to be the first one to stop smiling.
that actually a wax figure the poor guy are too scared to figured it out.