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Wait, wait, I’m sorry. Did you say, “The U.N. will take care of it?”
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Now that’s good comedy!!!!
I agree!! Witty, sarcastic with just that hint of truth… Where are we?!
I dunno, but I’m actually agreeing with you on something, so this can’t be anywhere real.
I knew a English kid once. This caption is correct!
are u stupid?
Though I cannot vouch for Shadowbanes intelligence(or wit, or tact) I can assure you that if you feel the need to ask someone if they are stupid you should at least spell out the word ‘you’, otherwise you just come off looking like a twit.
Is that the president of Romania?
Definitely looks like it – Traian Băsescu.
Naw, he’s Belgian.
No, if you hold him sideways, you can clearly see he is German!!
but if you hold him upside down and shake him, eruos fall out, so clearly he is from saturns moon uros
I thought that was Utopia?
no no thats on uraus
I believe you’re confused with uranus. SPEAK, OH TOOTHLESS WONDER!
what happened to the N???? ITS THE HAMBURGLER!!!!!
ladybug ladybug fly away home.
uraus is o fire your childre will bur.
thats just kinda creepy
look who’s talking.
what? how is bitter troll creepy?
he eats his candy in the wrapper. the wrapper made out of …
children!
You used the “n”!!!
NEVER use the “n”!!!
Is there no n in sight?!!
AAGHH!!! You did it again!!
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
Brak. It’s MNIT, not MMIT.
*whispers* He’s trying to avoid using that letter. Don’t tell him he just used it when he typed again
K
I know I did. That’s why I said DAMMIT!
Curse you, foul 14th letter!
That’s promoumced fourteemth, by the by.
If he were a soldier, he’d be Israeli.
But the cat would be Belgian since you can’t turn it on it’s back and make it German.
But can you still attach buttered toast to its back?
The toast always lands on it’s feet.
Sad to disappoint you, but he is my boss. so I know: he is Traian Basescu (aka Base), the President of Romania
*snerks, then chortles, and bursts into full blown Mark Hamill style joker laughter*
boc,tu esti?
yes, he is our president. din pacate
the president of Romania, Traian Basescu
P.S: trust me, i’m Romanian
Are you sure? He doesn’t look Italian to me…
He’s clearly Belgian.
Look, is this important? NO. Now stop arguing and get a life.
Dude…it’s a running joke. *sigh*
ZOMG RUN! It’s a JOOOOOOKEEEE. IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ELEBENTY!!!!
Why yes, good sir, now that you have kindly informed us of the error of our ways, we shall forthwith resolve to have no fun on the interwebs and to conform completely to how you feel that we should act on a daily basis. We thank you for bringing this to our attention and apologize for interrupting your dinner of Hot Pockets and ketchup packets.
Ok, ok, Sorry. I get sick of this “Belgian, german, romainian” stuff.
And I HATE hot pockets and ketchup.
Well, yeah, Hot Pockets are only good with ranch. Ketchup would just be wrong.
No problem; I can see where it would be confusing.
No, I happen to eat them with butterscotch sauce. I also happen to have a screwed up sense of taste. At least, I think anyone who puts butterscotch on hot pockets has a screwed up sense of taste.
reaaaaaaally?
me 2! romanii la putere ;p
and yes, that is him for those who doubt it!
Girl or guy? Romanian chicks are hawt.
For a second while skimming, I thought you said girl on girl Romanian. Imagine my disappointment when I just caught you flirting. I has a sad now.
Now I’M sad too.
You have failed me, The Steve…
*ponders the force choke or Bacon Lube + 2×4 torture for this gross disappointment*
DWN, that reminds me of this, if you haven’t seen it yet.
That link goes nowhere.
Fffffvcking html stupid damn…..try this one. *sigh*
That… Was hilarious…
And I wonder if Pitty will make her move on our Poet Off down there.
Holy sh*t I haven’t laughed like that in a long time!
I was trying my hardest not to laugh too loudly and wake everyone up.
That was HYSTERICAL!
I will Force choke the piss out of you…
L-O-L
You can do a force choke on someone’s bladder? That’s actually pretty gross. I don’t want no sith lord’s mind playing with mah innards.
not all of them:))
Well, the primary role of the UN is to prevent another global hot war, especially by nuclear armed powers, no? Howzabout an “Attaboy!” for the UN!
The UN has no teeth. The reason there hasn’t been another global hot war is because of the nations themselves. I think it’s more of a stalemate than anything. Did you ever see the movie “War Games?” It’s something like the ending of that. There’s just not a good outcome from a nuclear war.
How about a nice game of chess?
Greetings Dr Faulken!
An interesting game, Dr Faulken … when played repeatedly, it causes computers to make superficial political statements.
The UN will fix nothing, but will talk about how they should fix things until they all feel warm and fuzzy.
Nawww…I’m sure they do some good…somewhere.
Nope
No! Romanian!!1!
Bulgarian!!
Vegetarian!
Librarian!!
Ook?
I got the new Terry Pratchett — English version!
Oook!
But it does have all that weird spelling…and sometimes weird punctuation. But my son finished it (because I am just a wonderful mom), so now I am finally reading it!
*steals the banana out of HOW’s gravater and offers it to Danbala the Librarian*
*goes absolutely ape*
*has sad* Now it’s just a carrot hammer. So lonely and pathetic on its own.
Hammer? Oooh, HOW, can I borrow that for a minute? We were going to experiment with pounding bullets into ….um….somebody. Without a gun.
*runs off with carrot hammer*
You guys left me with nothing but a frackin wooden tray!!
Oh, wait…a wooden tray is employed well in hitting someone over the head. *skips away to search to next braining victim*
Was that translated from the original Belgian?
CONAN THE LIBRARIAN!
Conan, what is best in periodicals?
To crush your subscription
To see them recycled before you
And to hear the lamentations of their editors!
*flexes*
nerd raaaage!!!
bwalalarrghhh (TM)
brak – can’t stop laughing, that was awesome
I wasn’t expecting anything nearly as funny. Bravo, Brak!!
*grins as he sharpens his really big sword*
Yea, that was sooo funny.
@Shadow – You’ve proven with all your posts that you wouldn’t know funny if it came and sat on your face. STFU.
Leave the li’l feller alone. I think he’s stalking me. Makes me feel important! Yay me!!
He’s shadowing you! He’s a bane! He has the prominent personality traits of a common yet carcinogenic household cleaning formula!
If you combine him with bleach ,you get poison gas!
And if you combine him with blech, you get, well, more blech.
Episcopalian!
Illegalalian
LOLegalitarian!
Republican! Wait, scratch that, nawt funny
Okay, I smiled a little.
Well, good.
I thought so.
We see so little of you anymore…I mean it’s good to see you and good that you got a smile!
I actually posted a decent bit in the Stress lol but you’re right, I do tend to be scarce. Good to see you too. *bites*
*squeals* and *hugs*
*hugglesqueezehumpbite*
At last we are to
meatmeet him,The famous DeathWyrmNexus.
From climates hot and scalding,
The DeathWyrm has arrived.
Most heartily we’ll
grabgreet him,With plain and fancy panting.
Until he’s hard
of hearing.The DeathWyrm has arrived.
And summoned with loving poems
To a place, one of his homes
He has arrived
To write things possibly contrived
With love and care
He prances about stealing underwear
Hugging and biting into the night
Mostly because he feels it right
Crops pain you;
Stockings get damp;
Tethers restrain you;
And parts are clamped.
Gags aren’t awful;
Collars and gloves;
Thank God it’s lawful;
The dark side of love.
Feeling the shame
Below from above
As part of the game
You know and love
Bound in rope
Subject to whim
And idle grope
Bound to serve her or him
Feel the teeth
Hand on skin
Warmed beneath
Again and again
I’ll see your grope and raise a sigh
Red from scratch and shy from bruise
The kitty’s full.
Again I’ve fallen to your clever plan to make me post more than I intended. Against your lure, it cannot be defended. A shame for how soon it ended.
You seem to always know my weakness for a Poet Dance Off… I think you plan these when you see me.
Is the Poet Dance Off followed by the Poet Strip Tease?
OK you start.
But I’m only wearing a robe right now and haven’t showered yet… I doubt anybody is interested in my manly sweat.
So I agree with PittyPat, you first.
*half-heartedly waves a few dollars in the air while everyone sits around waiting for someone else to start* take it off? anyone?
It’s too cold.
*burrows deeper into sweater and wonders why the heat in her office building smells like burning*
>_>
*takes it off*
Yay! *starts clapping and cheering*
Only if you actually send a friend request.
so join FB and we can ALLLLLLL send you a friend request!
I avoid FaceBook like the plague, I need to leave the internet at some points in my life.
but we would appoint you supreme ruler of our group. you could do evil naughty things there without anyone getting their panties in a bunch. hell, we’d probably all turn over our panties to you if you asked nicely…
*turns over panties to DWM*
What? I never said they were mine.
Or if I just bellowed a command in a sexy growl…
…
No, must resist.
Base!!!! This is Traian Basescu, hopefully the future ex-president of Romania! Cut it out with Belgium, guys…I’m Romanian so I know for sure.
Belgian!
Waaaaaffffles!
*growling stomach*
I just made sachertorte – want some??
Please!
On its way!!!
*wraps yummy sachertorte in cakebox and sends down the interwebs*
*includes as special surprise some of her lemon & white chocolate biscuits*
Enjoy!
*burp* Oh YES. Thank you!
You’re welcome!
Be sure to check your mailbox for that home made BBQ I shipped your way.
Heat it up, nice and hot, and don’t forget the slaw! If you eat it on a bun, try a slice of Muenster or Colby Jack.
JC…if you’re from N.Carolina, may I recommend (if you’re near enough) Gary’s BBQ on Rt. 29 in China Grove. Mrs. Brak’s folks are from there and has gotten me addicted to it’s smokey deliciousness. Go me a passel of it on the way at Christmas time. And if you’re not close by…it’s worth the drive, trust me!
That was some BBQ! Thanks!
dangit! nw I wish I was clse enugh. r even in the same state… srry, the “0″ ka wn’t wrk. dumb cat…(fur)
How do we know that you are Romanian? We need evidence. Maybe you could show us a flag or something.
Or maybe I should curse you in Romanian, would that convince you?
Yes.
trust me, he’s romanian
proof- imaginary flag: blue yellow red
and i, being romanian, could curse you in romanian, but i have better manners than that
more proof you say? yummiest romanian dish?- SARMALE!!
Blue, yellow, red? Wait, that flag is Belgian!!!!!
(please see elsewhere in this LOL for explanation of said joke)
I expect Romanian curses for proof of your Roman heritage!
I guess it’s only fair that we explain the Belgian thing. It’s because of the comments on this lol; if you read down through the comments, you can see that about 7,000 people posted to correct the identification of the flag on the damn hot air balloon.
Deja Moo? (royalties paid)
All over again, hon. Aaaaalll over again.
Yes, it has that special je ne se quack.
Waddle ‘e say??
Bon appetweet!
Heh heh….c’mon pitty…let’s duck the bill!
As always, brak, you’re quite the agent provacachirp.
It’s one of my cardinal rules. But I din’t like to crow about it.
AARRR!!!
DON’T!!
I’m a dirty bird.
You are raven over a minor typo?
Or a mynah one.
So small you’d need a parrot tweezers to get it out.
It’s Romania’s president Traian Basescu
Well I seriously doubt that.
NO!!!! ITS CLEARLY BELGIEN!
Troll, is the candy in your car your brains!? Look online “Train basescu” and that’s one of the images!
Yes – Traian Basescu, the notorious Belgian.
Is it a Belgian image? Because otherwise I’ll have nothing to do with it.
Crap, I’ve been pwnd by FrooFrou th Pwninator again
Let’s make a compromise. Let’s say that he is the Belgian president Traian Basescu. It’s that ok with you all?
NO!!! he is belgin president belgiany Mcbelgien the 3rd from spain…and…A MURDERER!!! will this joke ever get old? bitter troll doubts it
stop saying belgian! belgians don’t really exist. belgium is split in 2(well, more, but that’s too long of a discussion). you have the flemish part and the walloon part. you don’t have belgians. and traian is neither
begium sucks(i should know, i live there). traian doesn’t, he crack me up
You said stop saying Belgian and then you said it five times!!! I only Belgian once (OK twice now but the second time I said Belgian (OK three times) it was necessary in context (ie Belgium.) Bugger, thet’s four times I’ve said Belgium. No, 5. Anyway I like Belgium… (six).
3:- The Flemish part, the Walloon part and Brussel(s).
Well, when we talk about Belgium’s flag, we gotta call it SOMETHING. And we talk about Belgium’s flag a lot around here.
There’s a lot of rage in Belgium. The flag is the problem – all those inflammatory colours. If it were grey, pale blue and white they might chill a bit. Maybe with a kitty in the middle. We do what we can to help.
Belgian!
*runs away, laughing maniacally*
Can I start just saying Walloon a lot then? Because that sounds funnier, anyway.
Was it a Walloon balloon?
wow..the last few weeks of pics just get erased or something?
I have the same problem. Weird.
And now they’re back….server issues?
Ok, did PK just totally freak out and lose a ton of stuff from the last few weeks, or is it just me?
WHO IS EATING MAH FRONT PAGE LOL’s????
It’s Base alright. Bet u didn’t know about his nickname, though: “Muie”. That’s right, everyone calls him Muie Basescu
All your Base are belong to us?
*I couldn’t hold back any longer.
this guy is taking advantage of the fact that people don’t know that ‘M**e’ means ’suck my d*ck’ in Romanian. that’s not even remotely funny imho.
On the other hand, I suppose being able to say “suck my dick” in Romanian could be useful information at some point, at least for the guys. How do you pronounce it?
Ah yes the UN doesn’t work anymore which why America just illegally invades to fight madeup menace.
How many wars has America won since WW2 again ? LOL
If we were allowed to eradicate and destroy all of the Taliban, the war would have been over a long time ago. Probably without one of our soldiers dieing. However, when we’re not fighting an actual nation, but an ideology, there’s no way to win without doing some VERY nasty things that nobody wants.
And, thanks for trolling. I’ve had a boring day. It will be interesting to see the replies to this.
i love cake!
I chew my fingernails!
well…. one man’s fingernails is another man’s cake, I guess.
I love cake, and I chew my fingernails!
i love my wookie!
his name is Crewbacca..he drives a ford
Wookie cookies anyone?
Me please!!!! I’ll give you some of my lemon & white chocolate biscuits in return!
My fingernails are actually made from cake. Really weird genetic disorder.
That’s so…so….*starts munching Rando’s fingernails*
heh. “not fighting an actual nation, but an ideology” … ummmm ….. sorry, but unless you define “ideology” as “a bunch of guys with guns, bombs and knives” …. no.
My definition of ideology doesn’t include the guns, bombs and knives, but the reasons they are using them. You know, the whole there is only one god and he wants us to kill everyone who doesn’t think so, thing.
Yeah, because “killing everyone that lived in a village that had one or two Vietkong in it” worked so well in ‘nam; Oh, wait…
Compared to, say, Zanzibar?
Don’t knock the Zanzibarbarians and their exploding wigs of death.
But how do the put on their wigs
One leg at a time, just like you and me.
How dare you discriminate against bitter troll! He puts his on three legs at a time!
You leggist!
*is abjectly sorry*
Leggist? have you been listning to Cabot chedder commercials? I quote (from the commercial)”You’re a cheesist!”
And sorry this comment make 0% sense
The U.S won WW2?? Woohooo! That is great news! All the Allies can go stick it with their claims of a joint effort! Go USA! USA! USA!
Of all the silly things he said, you picked out the least silly.
Listen, cornhole-cat, your opinion is of no consequence. Mocking one of only two sentences is not picking “the least silly” thing out of “all the silly things”. M’kay? Plus, I may have a reason for mocking only one of the statements. You do not know my intentions so STFU.
Besides, you can’t have a ‘least’ of two items. *and the English nerd appears from amidst the pack*
Hel wins! Chocolate cream pie again!
Well, to properly answer your question Old Bean, I must first ask “how many nations has the US declared war on SINCE WW2?”.
Can you answer that? I bet you can’t.
*jumps up and down waving hand in air* I know! I know!
no no no! pick me! i know! i know! pick me! pick me!
*stares out window and doodles on her notebook, hopes the teacher doesn’t call on her*
bitter troll is from troll kingdom..not suppost to know US history.
how many wars has troll kingdom been in since we fought in WW2: the germans strike back?
elventity….we very cranky kingdom
this is too true lolol
Its less sneaky when you out loud twice.
laugh out loud out loud
Yeah, it doesn’t make much sense.
ohnoz it’s the Failboat captain
Traian Basescu – the pending and the future president of Romania.
BASE E CEL MAI TARE!!!!!!
)
Basi pt prieteni
All your BASE are belong to us!
http://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traian_Băsescu
That is Traian Basescu , the current president of Romania…
a new one will be elected soon..i hope…:D
It does seem like a lot, but I think that the number of people who have said this is <33
I dont get it…
FIRST!
E un cretin.