MLK
MLK
He died so you can call your girlfriend a “bitch” and a “hoe”. He’s real proud of you.
(Martin Luther King, Jr.)
Sir, with all due respect about the use of language … 
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Not funny in any way, really. Try again please!
Free speech fail.
Huh? Try making some sense.
Owe me a coke!
Oh man…haven’t heard that is SOOOO long! Brought a wee tear for me youth. Thanks pitty.
How about—Changies!!!!!
*is being part of the problem*
tl;dr dude. Learn to get your point across more succinctly.
Learn.
Learn? Like… learning that this is the internet? And not a college classroom, where we have no choice but to listen and/or read your horribly long winded… whatever that was?
Perhaps you should learn that this is a lol site… and you, unapologetically sealed off our bathroom with your damn wall of text! Now we have to hire a troop of mexicans with backhoes and bulldozers to demolish the wall just so some of us can go Pee! And for Froo to use the fold down table to change her chi’drens! Jay-ee-zus! Before you post something like that… THINK OF THE CHILDREN! WHY DOES NO ONE EVER THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!?!?!
MLK did. He wanted to see a nation “transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers.”
I know you were joking. I just thought it would be fun to use that quote for the lol’s sake.
MLK was EBIL!!! I bet he even slept with White women. I even think he’s the long lost bastard great great great great grandchild of Thomas Jefferson!!!! He even stole his father’s name, MY GOD what a selfish prick!!!!! He was racist too, he never had a march for White People’s rights, can you believe it?!?!?! There was even deep looking into his speeches about how he was actually praising Satan, play his speeches backwards. I dare you. *****NOTE this strictly sarcastic, and being satirical to all those dumb a$$es who jump on pictures of Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington, etc*****
I’m calling cut n paste.
That sounds like possibly the worst cop show ever.
…mmmm….children?
I’m sorry. I thought I came to a site made for funnies. Clearly I’ve reached some other site. Is there a site for funnies that DOESN’T include people who don’t know me lecturing me on the civil rights movement? Because that would be swell.
I believe there is, unfortunately you must put up with LOLspeak in every post and new studies show over exposure to LOLSpeak may lead to brain cancer.
I’d rather spend the rest of my life reading LOLspeak than put up with this douche.
I can haz cheezbrgr?
Oh, I’ve learned. I learned you are a total douche. Thank you good sir, my life is complete.
Sorry, if it’s that long and looks like something you just copied and pasted then tl;dr. It’s possible to convey a point without writing a full essay.
*glares at froo for posting moments before!* Curses!
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! *cough* *gasp* *hack*
*passes froo a Dr. Pepper*
Or maybe we already learned American and don’t need you to lecture us with your particular ‘insights’?
I’m waiting to be convinced.
*convicts Azkyroth for failing to pay the fine for the previous citation*
Yeah, except we don’t give a fvck about you. Fvck off.
Hee hee. I meant American HISTORY. But I still ditto Rando’s response.
Pith. Use it.
Theres missing the point, then there is missing the point as a vehicle for faux eloquence and co opted insight. Gratz Azkyroth, you have achieved Meta-Douche.
Allow me to paraphrase:
He was a primary figure in the civil rights movement, as an organizer of protests and that pissed people off. One lunatic who happened to be pissed of by such protesting shot him dead. Thus, it could be concluded that he died for the cause for which he was a motivator.
Or you could write a bunch of unessescary verbage in an attempt to make yourself sound intellectual and show your superiority over the rest of us mere mortals….douchebag.
“Or you could COPY AND PASTE SOMEBODY ELSE’S unnecessary verbiage…”
I fixed it to reflect what he really did.
tl;dr.
Regarding the caption: “Ho” is colloquial. “Hoe” is a garden tool.
Ho, ho, ho.
*is seasonal*
ROFLMAO
Thanks for posting your social studies homework on a funny website. Please refrain from ever doing something like that again.
Wow, someone takes the time to type(yes, he typed it. You can tell, it has voice.) something informative and insightful, and the only replies he gets are from lazy retards calling him a douche.
Thats just sad.
My condolences, Azkyroth. Some people just seem to have a hard time reading anything longer than two sentences.
It’s a whole bloody essay. If I want to read an essay I’m going to pick a topic on something interesting to me, not something some twit on the internet thinks I need to know (something I may in fact already know). This is supposed to be a humor site, not a college classroom. If s/he want to lecture s/he can get a job as a professor. Now excuse me, I’m going to go read something that actually appeals to my interests.
Changies was what you used to counter whatever the other kid said. If he said,”we’re gonna use this rule” you would say changies and make it different. The wise kid would always preface everything with, “No Changies!” The wiser kid could always counter with Crystal Changies which trumped everything.
Look it thinks it’s smart.
Common sense fail.
Actually there is no such thing as a “Free speech fail” only that you didn’t feel that this particular circumstance didn’t warrant the protection of the individual’s right to be the idiot they obviously are. The freedom of speech is the protection of speech and ideals that aren’t considered acceptable by society as a whole. If speech is acceptable then it doesn’t need protecting.
I vehemently disagree with this moronic and obviously racially tinged image; however, the moron has the right to post it so long as this forum allows them to do so. Yet just because their speech is protected doesn’t make them any less of a bigoted moron who I wouldn’t spit on if they were on fire. They may have the right to spout stupid crap, but I have the same protected right to call them an idiot.
The fact that this moronic image is left on this site is actually a Free speech win. When they take it down because of public pressure then you can call it a free speech fail.
Um…actually the whole First Amendment thing? That’s barring government interference with public speech. It doesn’t have any bearing on what a private entity does.
Um…aka as in the government can’t arrest you (a private person) for saying most things …so yes it does.
See, the whole constitution thing is about what the government CAN’T do even though certain communists seem to think it should be the other way around.
Yes, what does? If a private website, or book publisher, or tv network, chooses not to publish/air your point of view, that’s not a violation of the First Amendment; if the government says that the book publisher can’t publish your point of view, that is. That was my point.
Don’t confuse him with facts, Diss. It’ll just make his head explode, and since Charro quit as mop girl the place has been knee deep in exploded brains for a while.
Okey-doke. I was just trying to figure out what Urineboy was saying, as I couldn’t make heads or tails of it….
*slips in brains*
I see what you mean, though.
Thanks froo. I now have soup on my laptop. And someone stole my shamwow!
Dammit, now we have soup AND brains on the floor. Thanks a lot, VG *throws up hands and goes to get mop*
*works night and day in the laboratory to create the ShamMop*
We can’t do this all day!
You’ll love my nuts.
Throw in some ham… an egg… boom! You’ve got breakfast.
You have nuts for breakfast!?
Max has David Bowie’s nuts for breakfast every morning on set.
Macadamia nuts. Bowie has them brought in every day. Best on the planet.
You damn skippy!
Oh, Macadamia nuts, I was thinking like cashews or walnuts. Those aren’t breakfast nuts. macadamia nuts are however acceptable.
*feels bad for froo*
Ok, ok. I’ll resume duties as mop girl. But I expect nightly punishments from Nao and faerie dust from you, froo.
Absolutely. First sprinkling of faerie dust is winging its way to you now.
Now I shall mop with renewed vigor. Thank you froo.
But what about that whole “Constitution THING”??
You know, it’s this thing…that constitutes…uh…yeah.
It’s how well you resist poison damage. Don’t you people play video games?
So the Communists don’t want us to be resistant to poison? Bastards!!
But our stamina levels are relatively high.
Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
It’s apparently highly misunderstood, judging by the number of people who scream their free speech rights are violated when a website forum deletes or censors a comment (e.g.).
It’s a good thing for them an understanding of how it works isn’t required to use its protections.
And apparently you highly misunderstood my mocking of Urine Boy.
Given how I felt yesterday? Yep, entirely probable
or the day before. I also apparently lost a day? *sigh*
*sigh* That’s why I told you not to dive head first into the empty swimming pool. Gives you terrible headaches, makes you forget things and completely kills your sense of humor, not to mention the impact has a strange effect on hte space time continuum that makes days randomly disappear.
Communists.. What? What are you babbling about?
You are correct that a private entity could indeed choose not to publish something without it being a violation of the first amendment. That is basically voluntary censorship and it is perfectly legal. Does it make it right to quell the speech of that individual? No. Does it matter to those who take it upon themselves to try to quell unaccepted speech? Of course not, so long as they get their way and can dictate what can be said by others whom they don’t agree with. So free speech is quelled either way you look at it, thus you have a “free speech fail”.
It doesn’t really matter in the end, because the person who posted the picture did so to incite anger, and that’s exactly what they got. I still have no right to censor what they say, because I believe in freedom of speech. Without the people being willing to stand up for the rights of others to speak their minds, no matter how backward and wrong we think they are, then none of us deserve any rights at all.
morality fail.
If we don’t let the idiots spout, how will we know who to ignore?
“Better to keep your silence and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”
No, it’s editorial discretion. The fact that Random House chooses not to publish your 3,000 page manifesto that you single-space typed on your manual typewriter and which smells oddly of ham is not censorship.
I don’t see why they wouldn’t publish that. Sounds like winning material to me.
So I’m guessing you’re one of those left wing “Lets change! Hope! We can do it! Our Messiah is here!” kind of people?
Whenever someone says something about those of a certain persuasion, its racist, correct? But those of that certain persuasion can say things back and are protected by a double standard.
Just a guess. Thanks
Wait…what?
Your guess is full of wrong.
Certainly persuasive?
Persuasion? So you think a child is born, and can be “persuaded” to be black? *looks down at the brains on the floor* Um, is this yours? Just a guess. You’re welcome. Fu(kweasel™.
So, uhm, Ivan…Who’s your daddy?!!
*skips away, laughing maniacally*
*Finds a brain on the floor that is remarkably small*
No doubt, this is Hel’s brain. *gives to him*
So I’m guessing you are some white trash piece of crap who thinks that if they are black then they must be after you kind of person, right? Don’t try to assume anything about me, because you will find you are wrong.
Bigoted idiots come in all colors, and all should be treated like the backwards scum they are. We have enough problems, trying to live our lives and make ends meet, and this type of bigotry on both sides of the racial divide isn’t helping.
So you’re…bigoted against bigots? I’m so confused.
Bi-bigotry, there’s an app for that…
so he’s bi-courious bigot?
I’m still waiting for the Pastafarians to update their global temperature vs. number of pirates graph in the wake of ClimateGate ™.
*snerk*
Don’t mess with the Pastafarians… they will end your ass…. with Linguine!!!
What a delightful way to go!!! *messes with the Pastafarians a little more*
Yeah, but they’re all out of shrimp and chicken… so it’ll have to be vegetable linguine!
Dammit!!!
*wanted shrimp scampi tossed with the linguini*
*walks off to pout*
You were warned!
*wiggles his fingers while slowly backing up and making an “OooOOooOO” sound*
*trips over a footstool and falls down the stairs*
Oh bollocks!
Bollocks? They have Mountain Oysters too? *perks up*
Why do I feel like bursting into a refrain of AC/DC’s “Big Balls”?
Hey, you’ve got big balls, SHE’S got big balls, but don’t you ever forget, I’ve got the biggest balls of them all.
. . . what about Ann Coulter???
I just polished off a clam and calamari alfredo — bring it on.
I envy you sir… I envy you most green…i… ly.. yeah..
Say, not bad. I’d eat my own hand if it was in alfredo sauce.
Mmmmm.. pasta..
TL;DR
I dont see how this picture is moronic or racist.
you’re right… no one asked you.
And yet, you seem to think I care…
ditto.
It isn’t supposed to be funny. It’s social commentary, and pretty adroit at that.
Ah, see um…this would be what you call a..whats the word? Oh right! humor site. Which means it Is in fact supposed to be, as you say, funny.
Then it’s not a LOL, since LOL means laugh out loud. And this is a LOL site, so GET IT THE FVCK OFF OF HERE!!!!!!
Oh ffs.
It r ttl bs.
Srsly.
IDK My BFF Jill?
STFU
omg ur ott.
Like omg!
GTFO
ITOP
IMHO
You forgot ESAD.
Deets!
IHOP
PAS??!!
PDQ!
TTFN
OPP!
Yeah you know me!
wOOt
FDIC
L8R G8R!
OICU812
YYURYYUBICURYY4ME
WTF??
Brak, if you can tell me what it says, then you are what it says.
Well, it says…ahem…hmmf..ahhh, well, you know!!
(Two “Y’s” you are, too wise you be. I see you are too….dammit! Stuck!!!
I think the 4 represents the letter A, like in leet speak, but I can’t make heads or tails of the ME at the end.
Not really stuck…I make joke!! HOHOHOHO!!!!!
But you need a hoe to dig a ditch. And when did Harvey Milk die, anyway?
The seventies.
He was 70? He looked so young!
He was 58.
He was 5′8″? Wow, that’s short.
…don’t quit your day job.
And you have a nice day too!
Pitty rules.
The poor schmuck is still trying to figure out what was done to him.
Once again, the unarmed poster loses the battle of wits.
Oh pshaw, lolwut could have been just playing along.
He would have had to be able to realize that it was a game…which does not seem possible, given his posts.
If you mention the game, if you think about the game, you have already lost.
She was being….oh, nevermind. If you have to explain it, the funny is lost.
Oh no
This was done already.
Among many flaws …
not precisely, but close enough to be annoying. The last one I saw as something about ‘he died so you could wear your pants around your knees’ or wtf ever it was.
He died so that you could call your girlfriend whatever you and her are comfortable with and still be considered a human being. Lack of Civil Rights Movement understanding FTL.
Also, not exactly like he died on purpose. I’m fairly sure he didn’t pay James Earl Ray to martyr him or anything.
Yeah. If anything “He died because some racist a$$hole shot him”
Oooh, make that one — I’ll vote for it.
i would too. and then some butthurt (probably racist) tool would flag it as offensive and it’d never see the light of day…
“He died because when metal projectiles propelled by the ignition of gunpowder pass through your body at a high rate of speed they cause significant damage and blood loss, leading to death.”
Even though I know it’ll probably get flagged as offensive and removed, I couldn’t resist.
Ooh, I like the ending. Lolicious.
I LOL’d. Then felt guilty. Then Favorited. Then felt a little more guilty. Then LOL’d some more.
I feel no guilt for favoriting diss mocking the preachy!!
Gave it 5 guilt-free burgers.
Damn cold, Diss. DAMN cold.
Five’d and fav’d diss.
You do realize you’re going to Heck now, right? The one where they speak nothing but politically correct phrases?
Yeah, she’s going to simmer for that!
Not Politicallycorrectatory! Nooooo!
that would be MY version of, ah, Heck…
HE BLINDED ME! WITH SCIENCE!
The guy wasn’t racist, and so far there has been no motive found as to why he killed him. But yes, he was an a$$ hole.
But why, then, does a small percentage of the formerly oppressed tend to act like animals?
Maybe for the same reason that a small percentage of the former oppressors act like animals? We are all humans, and some humans are total jerks.
And some animals. Just sayin..
F*ck you waaaay-ru! And F*ck you dorpheen!
Wow! Disgracing your father’s honor FTW!
I’m real proud of people who haven’t learned how to say “really.”
Really? You are?
O Rly?
It’s pronounced “rilly”.
Often accompanied by a precocious head shake.
I prefer saying it like Frau said it in Austin Powers:
*chin dug into neck* rehleh?
YES. Really.
Oh really fool? Really??
Stop looking at me, swan!
Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair!
Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky, and smooth!
Oh, I see what’s going on here. SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT!!
I think he rather died for MY RIGHT to call whomever I want WHATEVER I want…. and for your right to expose your stupidity to the world with such a not-fun, uncreative “discouraging poster.”
I don’t really think MLK’s whole purpose was to martyr himself for Freedom of Speech.
I think he lived to see equality for all HUMANkind, and would have gladly died to ensure that it would take place.
Sadly, he did die and it didn’t happen.
The most sordid charges about MLK’s sex life, this one included, come from the FBI and can’t necessarily be trusted. But there’s no doubt about what one biographer calls King’s “compulsive sexual athleticism.” King’s attitude toward women was chauvinist and often exploitative. In his 1989 autobiography, And the Walls Came Tumbling Down, King’s close friend and fellow civil rights leader Ralph Abernathy writes that on the night before he died, King gave a rousing speech, had dinner with a woman afterward and remained with her till 1 AM, then came back to his motel to spend the night with a second woman. In the early morning hours a third woman came looking for King and became angry when she found the bed in the room he shared with Abernathy unoccupied. When King reappeared, he argued with woman #3 and wound up knocking her across the bed.
Did he plagiarize most of his writings? He plagiarized a lot of them. An investigation conducted by Boston University, where King got his Ph.D. in theology, determined that he had appropriated roughly a third of his doctoral thesis from a dissertation written three years earlier by another graduate student. Curiously, the same faculty member had been “first reader” of both theses, leading some to wonder whether King’s faculty advisers at BU were incompetent or just guilty white liberals who gave a promising young black leader a pass. King also “borrowed” portions of many other writings and speeches, including the famous “I have a dream” speech he gave at the 1963 civil rights rally in Washington.
Yeah, he was a really great guy…..
Yay, it’s finally getting funny.
…wow…just…wow…
Well, you know….Jesse Jackson’s always been a little jealous of the attention MLK got. Just a thought. *looks suspiciously up-thread*
Even if all of the above was true, which you will have to show me some hardcore citation, it in no way changes the movement that he was part of and the importance of the result. So, great guy or not, he was part of important and great things.
much like muhammed… “great guy or not”, one of his wives was 6 when they married and the ripe old age of 9 when that union was consummated (but it’s all good because God spoke to him and said it was cool to marry a kid), and he’s a holy “prophet” in a major world religion. ya… important and great things… you betcha.
Once again, please send some citation. And you seem to forget that the major world religion is a religion of peace. No matter what the extremists do. And in that religion of peace is an important and great thing, because peace in an important and great thing. Its the -idea- of these two figures that’s important and the idea is what is being attacked above. The man may burn in hell, but the idea was bigger then them when they adopted it, and it was bigger than them when the left.
[Citation needed] here too.
Wait, you want VNV to provide a citation for stating a simple fact about a major religion? I didn’t see any citation for your, how did froo so eloquently put it, ‘giant wall of crap.’
*Cites Azkyroth with excessive demands for citations*
I’m going to need a citation to prove the fact that you need a citation here…
I’m afraid I’ll need a citation for your citation request.
i used to drive a citation back in the day
just look up muhammed on wikipedia. he was a wack-job.
Does the phrase “truthiness” hold any meaning for you?
Classic Appeal To Authority.
Lol…or at least Appeal To Wikipedia.
Sadly in that day and age it was quote normal in most cultures to knock up kids.
quite normal*
hardcore citation?
MLK made a sex tape?
Yeah, with that Prejean chick.
You’re being RILLY inappropriate, Rando.
*shakes head precociously*
I’m no hero. I’m just a guy who makes inappropriate jokes
ITS THE FVCKIN INTERNET YOU MORON!!!! YOU CAN FIND THESE FACTS ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE, MY FVCKIN GOD, ARE YOU THAT LAZY? THE GUYS BEST FRIEND SAID IT IN A FVCKING BOOK FOR CHRIST SAKE. Typical uninformed liberal idiot, you sit there praising someone you know NOTHING about.
Stroke-out in 3…2…
And like a typical racist conservative*, you enjoy bringing down a great civil rights leader. You suck balls, dude. Literally. You’re sucking balls right now, aren’t you? I KNEW IT!
*not saying he’s a typical conservative, and not saying all conservatives are racist. Just saying he’s typical for a racist conservative.
nice cover of your rear there rando!
I figured I’d need a legal team to figure out all the small print for THAT post.
Not to go all grammar police on ya Rando, but wouldn’t it be conservative racist in that case, rather than racist conservative?
Can we get a ruling on this here? Charro, do you do grammar, or just philosophy?
*shows grammar police badge*
Conservative racist probably is more correct since he was emphasizing the racist part.
Uh. I’m not really sure. *brain asplodes*
I do it all, BC.
In all honesty, I think either would be correct. I tend to lean towards what mabs said, but I think they are both correct.
Depends on whether you mean racist to modify conservative or vice versa. It’s confused somewhat by the fact that both words are the same whether being used as a noun or an adjective. A “racist conservative” would be a conservative who is racist (as opposed to a conservative who isn’t) and a “conservative racist” would be a racist who’s conservative…as opposed to a racist who’s in favor of extensive government involvement in, and funding of, social programs.
Based on Rando’s response above, I think he meant either. Or both. So they’re both correct. Whatever.
Actually, I think racist was fine without the modifier!
You are correct. Racist douche at that.
Regardless of party, the racists always seem to be louder than the non-racists. SHOULD WE CHANGE TO ALL CAPS?
Oh god no… cause we don’t listen to the one’s who use all caps! Don’t do it!
Well, maybe we could get the racist ones to switch to all caps so we would know to just skip over their posts? Or get the admins to block them?
*ponders*
I like your idea, mabs. Let them eat cake!
Depends on if you mean a racist of the conservative kind or a conservative of the racist kind.
Or if you mean just conservatively racist?
As opposed to some form of progressive/liberal/radical racism? Hmm, interesting…
Yep that’s what I meant
Oh lord, this is getting out of hand. *headdesk repeatedly*
*sneaks pillow between Rando’s head and the desk*
Careful.
Mine is not the burden on proof.
crazy insane person is acting -gasp- crazy…and INSANE!!!
Crazy insane, or insane crazy?
Yeah, some people will do whatever they want to make a buck.
And this is what gives republicans a bad name.
Nah. They do that extremely well with out the help of the nutjobs.
I know you’re joking, but I don’t think Justa would get the benefit of the doubt even if he had put a wink next to it. Not trying to cause trouble so don’t worry about responding I just want EVERYONE to be able to joke around.
Actually, JAC would get the benefit of the doubt. And he does. He makes jokes like that all the time and we laugh. Nor do I think he needs some one “standing up” for him. Not trying to cause trouble, just pointing things out that actually happen on here.
*tries to cause trouble*
*fails*
Another brilliant Ad Hominem.
i guess he would be proud!
Part of this is from a viral email discussed at:
{http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/mlking.asp}
Interesting. You provided the requested citation, from what most consider to be a reputable source, yet no repsonse at all.
You mean Azkyroth? S/he wanted cites for some other things, not that particularly nasty rant.
Interesting note: I was told that snopes was ‘totally left wing’ on some forum. ROFL since they are the ones who first debunked the viral email list of books Palin wanted banned.
How are you all doing since the cops got that guy? Helping the kiddos deal any better?
You’re very kind. We’re all a little more settled, but my sis-in-law’s hub is with the State Patrol and thus, still hurting.
lol. *former sil, who’s still a very good friend.
[Citation needed]
What, you mean like for your giant wall o’crap that you cut, pasted, and posted earlier?
Classic Ad Hominem.
*blinks*
*ponders stupid question*
*ponders ridicule for asking stupid question*
*blinks*
*asks anyway*
What’s an ad hominem?
*puts on her “dirty librarian” glasses*
Ad Hominem is an informal fallacy (a mistake in logic) that is commonly employed in arguments where people have nothing better to do than attack the person. It means “against the man” and is literally an attack on the person’s character rather than their argument. The attack on there character is used (incorrectly) to dissuade people from believing their argument. The premise being “This is a bad bad person, therefore their argument (position) is not to be believed!”
MLK may not have been a saint, but that does not invalidate the position of wanting equality for all. A noble position can be taken even by a scoundrel.
*removes dirty librarian glasses*
I don’t remember him as dying for anyone’s right to call anyone anything. Civil rights history fail?
And let’s start counting how many times “Civil rights history fail” (or a version of it) will be used in the comments as of …NOW.
I count… OVER 9000!!!!!! (sorry, I couldn’t resist!)
no no he fought for peoples rights NOT to call other people thing….and something about bus’s or something…FLAIL!….no like the midevil weapon
and also something about bubblers, or drinking fountains…or whatever everyone else calls them. In Wisconsin it’s a bubbler.
I will call them bubblers henceforth. That is a far superior term than water fountain.
Now if we could only get the bubblers to dispense bubbly.
We will, dear. It will be the wedding of the century..
I wonder if we can rent out the Bedroom of Doom for the honeymoon? Jane? Max?
Well if by “rent” you mean “Use the space with the chance of the two of us spontaneously showing bursting in during the throes of passion” ….. then… yes.
I find that acceptable.
Might as well start as you mean to go on..
I understand there’s to be a wedding DU! Congrats! Now, can I put together the wedding video interspersed with pictures of you and a certain Bavarian Cat? It will be tastefully done, I promise.
Hey! I bought those pictures AND the negatives for pie!
Well, I kept a few….just for personal use, you understand……
Well, personal use is fine, as long as you promise never to share them. That was a damn sexy belgian cat if I do say so myself.
Okay, I promise.
Um……does anyone know how to remove pictures from the internet?
Oxy-Clean, maybe?
I think it’s sort of racist, to be honest. Not towards MLK, but towards all African-Americans. Like the guy who’s saying this says that MLK’s legacy was to create a negative racial stereotype, and he’s buying into it…
He’s referring to the fact that a percentage of the formerly oppressed take advantage of the double standard racism that plagues America. If I say something bad about an African-American, I’m a racist. If said African-American says something back, its okay.
No, it’s still racist. How about none of us say anything racist towards the other?
I agree it’s racist either way, and shouldn’t be said by anybody, but only one group gets in trouble for it.
I agree, but I think the stigma is there that whitey has it coming to him.
(Which sucks because Whitey Herzog was a great manager.)
But we don’t. I didn’t own slaves therefore I’m not responsible for slavery. STOP BEING RACIST. (Not you personally just…ya know)
*too
This was a much needed revision. I read the first post 3-4 times trying to figure out what that meant and then looked to your second post.
Bah! *throws too pies at Bitter Wino and a cake to!*
It could have gone either way.
And I will take those, thank you (miraculously catches the large number of pies and one cake thrown at him). I know pie is supposedly bi-partisan, but I prefer cake. If anyone wants the plethora of pies I now posses, please partake.
*catches cake*
I love cake and I have never found it to be a lie.
*writes Charro loves Glenn Beck on the cake*
Now, it’s a lie.
*noms cake anyway*
A delicious, delicious lie. The best kind!
The side of my family that was here prior to the Civil War couldn’t have fvcking afforded slaves anyway.
My family lived in Michigan. So no slave owners there. And the other half of my family came from Germany around the turn of the 20th century so no slave owners there.
You know what, I’ve also never had any opportunity whatsoever to hold African Americans down. I have, however, had both white & black managers hold me down, so fvck race, I’m getting screwed over by economic status.
Amen brother! Tell it! *fist bump*
just the thing a (insert what ever race rando is here, but a bad word version of it, and not the polite silly versions but the mean one that start riots in L.A.) like you would say
I prefer “cracker,” but I’m taking it back. I’m changing the spelling to “crackah” and I’m gonna start calling all white people “my crackah.”
Oh, and I might add, since we have the Kevin Smith fans here:
“PORCH MONKEY?!?”
“It’s okay, I’m taking it back!”
You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
YA THINK?!?
I’d never actually heard that phrase until I saw that movie earlier this year.
When he said that in the movie I’m pretty sure I spit my soda across the room, followed by blowing it through my nose laughing so hard. That movie pwns.
I love that scene. Thinking about it just crackers me up.
When Randall goes down his list of known racial slurs I almost fell out of my chair laughing. And the Kinky Kelly scene was sick, but one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.
“Hey, yo, he’s gonna cornhole that ass!!!!!”
I laughed so hard and so loud in the theatre. My friend I went with was like “If I knew you laughed that loud.. I wouldn’t have gone with you.”
I punched him.
It might be a redneck story if it ends with “I punched him.”
Hey now. I’m not a redneck.
I’m white trash and proud.
Did you ever see that Drew Carrey Show where Lewis, Kate, and Oswald dressed up in white trash bags for Halloween and went as White Trash? I always wanted to do that…
Cracker, please…..
No, actually, he died because of racial insensitivity. Kindda like what’s displayed in this hyperbolic LOL.
No, actually, he died because of a gunshot wound. Pay attention!
He was too thin-skinned.
I believe the official cause of death was “projectile deceleration trauma,” right, Quincy?
Talk about hitting the nail on the head. The truth hurts.
Then stop shooting yourself in the head with a staple gun, silly.
No, it was a nail gun.
Oops I screwed that up.
Washer do that for?
Nut funny.
So not funny it was actually gut-wrenching.
God, youre all such tools.
Brilliant re-torque.
hoe = garden equipment
That’s SO sexist!!
Come on, it’s only just a slight dig.
I think he should rake him over the coals for that.
He’s a lightweight. A little shovel send him flying.
We need to cultivator better views on sexism.
That comment spade off.
We should put mulch effort into this.
Even mower than we are now?
Well no one is perforate.
This thread leaves me to mown. Can’t we trim it here?
mmmmmmm trim
This thread is getting lost in the weeds…
Heh…so mulch for lawn order.
Your mom’s a hoe!
On a barely related note from the further tales of dumb things done in Charlotte, NC . . .
A newly completed school on the north side of town that is named after somebody named “Hough” (pronounced huff) is under consideration for renaming because some might mispronounce it as “Ho” High School.
Excuse me, but shouldn’t a school board have been aware of the pronunciation of words like though or dough before they named the school and put signs all over it?
(Sorry Rando) That’s liberals for you……. they have all the answers, and none of them ever work. (ok, that’s my troll statement of the month)
Ah, not exactly a failure unique to liberals. You do remember that the Bush admin’s first name for the current Iraq war was Operation Iraqi Liberation?
You mean Bush isn’t a liberal? That’s news to me!
Last I checked the Iraqi dictator wasn’t in power anymore, and they had a democratically elected government…
but its still really hot over there
They’re working on that. What with making the sea level lower and the ice caps grow back.
God. Get the point. We were talking about people coming up with names that they had to then change. (The acronym was a FAIL.) It was FUNNY. Just as the incident that Chef mentioned was FUNNY. You don’t have to leap immediately to a knee-jerk defense of any Republican mentioned.
Actually Chef changed the subject. …. on a barely related note…..
Froo just gave you factual information. And she did so without malice.
Chill, have some fish tacos (see below).
After dinner, I’ll break out the chocolate chip cookie dough (not pronounced duff) ice cream.
I am cooler than Ice Cream, just giving factual information.
Oh, so you know the school board in Charlotte?
Personally. We have tea every other Saturday.
You just might be surprised.
Not particularly surprised that you didn’t answer the question.
Hang on, you lost me. Why does it matter if Justa knows the school board in Charlotte?
He said he ‘was just giving factual information,’ so I wanted to know how he knew the school board was liberal. It’s a perfectly reasonable question. Given that he apparently lives in the Carolinas (states not islands, I presume
), I wanted to know.
OH! Ok. I think that statement about the factual information was in reference to what I said.
I think.
Makes sense to me anyway.
It was addressing what Froo said. And at BC and I discussed the other night, we both kind of run the same roads surrounding Charlotte NC.
And the CMS school board is known and mocked in both Carolinas. One of the local stations uses the 3 stooges theme song as a lead in for them.
Thank you. I just didn’t see why you couldn’t answer a simple question. I mean jump at me because I don’t put the acronym after a title, then expect other people to know something about a local school board?
I did answer the question. I would think that the words “You might be surprised” imply that I know the people in question.
Well excuse me for my brain not functioning well enough to see the acronym in that
I really didn’t see it, I thought you were being a trad. Sorry!
We’ll forgive you, but only this once! If it happens again it will be DOOM!
This whole thread confused me.
minor point, technically Saddam Hussein was elected, albeit there is clear reason to doubt he was ‘democratically’ elected and there was no doubt he was an oppressive dictator; he did however appear to rule with majority support in spite of his clear violent tendencies toward minorities. Technically prior to the second Iraqi war Iraq was the closest thing the Arabic Middle East had to a democracy.
Also there is some question regarding whether the current structure of Iraqi democracy will take hold like it did in Japan or whether it will simply revert to dictatorship much like Iran did in 1979. Given similarities in culture to Iran, it is not entirely unreasonable to believe the current government of Iraq a short lived anomaly that will dissolve the moment international attention is diverted.
Are you trying to introduce polite Canadian rationality into an American political debate? Good luck!
(Although your facts are correct and your observations reasonable.
)
Canadian rationality? Have you seen who runs this country?
Okay, point taken. But you still win on the politeness part.
If people thought things through, Failblog would cease to exist.
Then what would we have to laugh at???!!!
Yeah? Well, your fathers a spade!
No he died because a bullet hit him!
While visiting Memphis about 10 years ago, I took my sons down the river walk and downtown, checking out all the trolley stops. One of them is the firehouse, where they give tours. My 2 barely out of diapers sons got a toy firetruck and to climb all over the trucks and such.
I was walked to the back of the firehouse, and shown a door, opening to face the hotel balcony where MLK was killed. They told me that a man came in there with a CIA badge, and set up at the back door. After it was over, they were told if they told anyone, they would go to jail. One of the firemen was an older fellow, and claimed to have actually been there when it happened.
Now if that’s true, I don’t know, I just know that’s what they tell.
That’s one I hadn’t heard before. That sounds about on par for the CIA, especially at that time.
wow…..so you actually think the CIA goes or went around showing…..badges…to people….and then proceed to shoot someone….?
and you think now, this guy, that was shown a …..badge……of a….”secret agent”…..and threatened with….jail??..( I think even really stupid assassins tend to go with the death threat) goes around casually telling this story to random strangers …?
and you actually say…”you don’t know if this is true”….like you spent even 2 seconds having to think about it…before coming to the conclusion rational people do…..
wow
(ps: it was the FBI that didn’t like him, not the CIA, there’s a difference)
Ok, brain fart. FBI, CIA. Either way, the firemen claim it was the govt. And yes, I have no doubt that people with badges could do such a thing.
look it was a story told to justa, justa didnt say it happened to him…besides to put the fear in someone the CIA can break out some badges they made in the back room
Badgers? We don’t need no steenking badgers!
BadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerBadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerBadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Mushroom Mushroom…
your honor! hes badgering the witness!
Snaaaaake! Snaaaaake!
It’s his witness.
Also a threat of Jail time while less terrifying than a threat of death would probably be considered to be more realistic by the person they’re trying to convince.
……………..I…………………….think………you………………………………..have
…..a…..problem..with…………………………………………too….many…….
periods………
Isn’t that ALWAYS a problem? Yay, menopause!
*snerk*
It’s…..just…..the……language……of…….the……..deal…….
He’s just…….channelling…….the most…….awesome………..of……all time…….William…….SHATNER.
K…..H……..A……..N
Logic is the beginning of wisdom, but should not be the end of it.
You’re right. Chuck Norris is the end of it.
you green blooded carolinian!
Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor not a Georgian!!!
bitter troll feels a touch of shatner!
Oooo…show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.
SHATNER’S NOT A BAD MAN!! A POX ON YOU AND YOUR DIRTY DIRTY MOUTH!!!
such a dirty mouth
But…but BT said the Shatner touched him?
KHHAAANNNN!!!!!!!
kiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk..with this sword, i stab at thee
(psssst) With hate’s breath, I stab at thee.
SILENCE…troll shakespeare wrote it different and better!!…romeo and julitte in troll kingdom was romeo and steve…
But it really should be done in its original Klingon.
-http://www.khemorex-klinzhai.de/e/Hol/kli/hamlet-
there ya go
You know, I’m not surprised to see that.
MOAR!!!!
-http://www.khemorex-klinzhai.de/e/Hol/-
I don’t know whether that’s amazingly awesome or terribly sad.
It’s both, DU. And it proves that at least something good came out of Star Trek VI.
Ah, Shakespeare. In Klingon. I love being a dork.
I’m sure Shatner went for one of BT’s 6 boobies. He has that reputation.
the shat may touch any of bitter troll’s mishaped boobage
I think some of the women here want to feel the touch of Shatner.
Ewwwwwwwwwww! No….no….no……………………..
But in a very real sense, Shatner touches us all.. (well OK maybe not so real)
bitter troll prefers scotty…nice mustache…wears a kilt…drunk alot..
And put on about 70-80 pounds with each movie.
“I canna reach the control panel!!”
“Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not a physical trainer!”
the tribbles had to be delt with some way! and they was haggis flavored
I always liked tribbles deep fried personally.
Yeah but you have to shave em… and once they’re shaved, they’ itch like crazy!
We could try laser hair removal.
The problem with shaving a tribble before eating it is that once you shave it, there’s nothing left.
Well, I am on a diet! I need to be able to fit into my wedding dress you know.
What?!… Someone birding dogging my superfluous ellipses? That’s just… not… cool.
but the CIA hated the FBI. I smell a set up. LOL
Actually, it was the FDA trying to start a war between the FBI and CIA.
With the DEA running interference.
Well they told you JAC. Did you check if they went to jail?
After 30 years, I don’t think they are worried about it anymore. It would be passed off as just a silly rumor. And it may be just that.
My point was more that the old farts are telling the story.
What is he, Jesus?
well jesus was black
That’s right. Chris Rock told us so.
And a hippie.
and kinda creepy
liked wine a lot too (my wino hero).
Yeah, but he told people to drink his blood. That’s a little weird.
But to drink his blood you drink wine. Can you imagine the guy’s blood/alcohol level?
…
How did that thunderstorm get in my living room?
drink of my blood…eat of my flesh….let me raise the dead….hey he made a zombie!
jesus..worlds first and greatest Necromancer
Jesus died for your right to BURN IN HELL!!!!11!!!!
But Jesus made happy zombies! Hell, HE was a happy zombie, but he was a deity so that doesn’t count. I really, really hope he has a good sense of humor or I’m doomed.
He also always provide munchies with wine – its even good if you dip it in the wine.
and was a huge supporter of give a man a fish he eats for a day, give a village a lot of fish and they will eat for a few days, oh but he can make more fish so no worries
problem is, he only drank red wine. One should be drinking white wine with fish.
But red goes well with body of Christ and some fava beans.
Heheh. I was dragged to Methodist churh when I was a kid and on the rare occasions they had communion they used blackcurrant juice. I mean WTF? That’s a double transubstantiation..
churh? WTF?
Not to break the combo, but do Methodists in your country believe in transubstantiation? Because the ones here don’t.
Maybe even a third, since it is not even made from grapes.
Well no otherwise they’d be catholics… My bad
So BWTWS, was 1972 a good year for blackcurrant juice, in your opinion?
I like 72, but 78 was much better, although I would be uncomfortable making any definitive statements. There really isn’t enough alcohol in black current juice for my rating system to make sense.
How has this got 4.5 out of 5 Lincolns?!
I accidentally my Lincolns.
Trust me, do not ponder the Lincolns. That way madness lies….
You could stick “America is the suxxors and licks ballz and Hitler was teh awesum” up and it’d still get 4.5 Lincolns.
the lincons are LIES
Giving less than 5 is showing disrespect to Lincoln who died for your right to, er, not have slaves and stuff…
But Lincoln’s best friend said he slept around.
Ebil man!!!!!!
M RUDDERRR !!!!11!!1!
Bill Cosby ftw
Err, isn’t this supposed to be ironic? Duh!
dontcha think?
A little too ironic.
We’re going to have to bleed everyone to prevent iron overload disease. OK folks, form the line to the left, and roll up your sleeve!
It’s like a free ride, when you’ve already paid.
Methinks Alanis has confused irony with things that just suck.
But it is ironic that we are sitting around talking about a song called ironic isn’t in fact ironic.
Those crafty canucks.
“Define Irony: Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song, that was made famous by a band, who died in a plane crash.”
Dude. American Pie? Too soon, man, too soon. *slaps Max*
Huh? That was from Con-Air.
You looked like you needed slapping. I was making up a reason.
*decides she doesn’t need a reason*
*slaps Max’s rump again*
But there was this one time… at band camp…
I love that line. I actually kinda like that movie, too.
Corinthian, I reckon.
I was thinking Doric.
Way to column like you see ‘em.
Caryatids then.
Would you care to buttress that argument?
That’s a capital offence.
Don’t think. And don’t call me Doric.
Surely you don’t she was calling you Doric.
Now you’re at it. And don’t call me shirley.
We can’t call you Doric and we can’t call you Shirley, what are we supposed to call you?
Darling? Ducky? Dear heart? Old bean? My love. my sweetheart, my precious? Sir? Daddy? Well, maybe not that…
Well, alright darling, everything except Daddy. I’ll only call you daddy if you buy me a pony and never ever ever even think about having sex with me.
Can I think about having sex with you?
As long as I don’t have to call you daddy.
It’s a good thing you reckoned… cause had you recked-off, we’d have had to jail you like Pee Wee Herman.
Only if he’d done it in public.
Recked-um?
Damn near killed him.
this isn’t really funny, it’s just the truth. and i really like that i’m not the only one that notices this.
And by “notice” to you mean “judge”? Because that sounds pretty racist.
Racist troll is racist.
And doesn’t know how to use the “shift” key to capitalize letters.
bitter troll has discovered something, not everyone believes and loves jesus…but everyone believes and loves tacos…thus tacos rule over jesus
I don’t believe in your tacos.
I believe I’ll have your taco.
I’m atacoist. There is no taco. Nothing happens to you after you eat Mexican food.
Rando, you’ve been mislead. The cake is a lie, the taco is real and will redeem your soul.
Of course, it’ll redeem your soul for tokens at Chuck-E-Cheese, but you can’t win ‘em all.
But you should not have to pay for redemption. I blame the corrupt cult of Taco Bell. Come the taco reformation, they will be free.
Taco Bell offers the black taco, does that make them racist?
ok. this may sound racist, but when I first read your post I thought you said “Taco Bell offers the blacks tacos”. But you didn’t. So… you’re cool.
But the black Tacos taste exactly the same as the yellow ones! They’re trying to teach us a moral lesson. Even though they look different they’re still the same on the inside!
They’re trying to teach us that blacks and asians are equally tasty? Mmmmm cannibalism..
Unfortunately, neither is filled with grilled chicken and cheese, which is how I’d like my tacos if they existed.
You only think that because you never cut open a person before to watch their insi…
Never mind.
People use tacos for all of their agendas. The taco is oppressive! How many people have been killed in the name of tacos? What about the Run For the Border where millions died?? And keithybabes is right. The Church of Taco Bell is so corrupt it only exists for the sake of itself. And what proof do you have that the taco exists? I want HARD PROOF before I believe in tacos!!!
I pray for your soul in the name of Taco, the Gordita, and the Burrito.
May he one day accept the love of Seasoned Beef in his heart, and be baptized in the holy fire sauce.
I had a hard taco the other day, that would have been proof enough, but I ate it in accordance with Chapter 3 Verse 9 of the Taco Bell nutrition information pamphlet.
You know what, Max? I hate it when you tacoists try to force your fairy tale death cult on me! Especially when you show up at my door trying to talk me into joining you people, and do you have tacos? NO. How can I believe in tacos when I don’t see no goddamned tacos?
Well, the Tacos (and we’d appreciate it if you would capitalize Taco, it’s after all a deity, The deity in fact) are very good, and tend to get eaten before we actually make it to the houses of the atacoists. Though you can usually find evidence of Taco sauce around the chin area.
You’re theories about taco sauce can’t be proven. Nobody has ever been able to prove taco sauce ever existed. All we have are some nutritional pamphlets from your Taco Bell bible that prove nothing. And don’t get me started on you religious nutjobs trying to get Cinco de Mayo decorations put up in public places. How offensive!
Nobody expectorates the Spanish indigestion!
And we don’t want our kids getting Taco rammed down their throats at school!! They’re trying to taco-ver if you ask me.
I know! I never salsa a pile of menudo!
LMAO, pitty. I was trying so hard to come up with a Spanish Inquisition joke to put in there, and you nailed it!!!
But does Jesus’ face appear in the tortillas used for these tacos?
One time I saw a taco in a painting of Jesus.
bitter troll was eating some bland waffers and cheap wine..saw the image of tacos within!
So can we change it over to the miracle of fish and tacos?
I like fish tacos. I might even come back from the agnostic side of the fence for fish tacos.
-waves fish tacos at the chef-
Got any Coronas and limes?
The tacos are fish? I do not like fish tacos. *returns to Flying Spaghetti Monster Church — they have spaghetti*
have you been touched by that noodly appendage?
Those aren’t tentacles! They’re genitricles!
As long as he doesn’t call you a “rake” or a “trowel.”
That’s just SICK!!
how ’bout a rake and a bounder?
You, you CAD! *swoons*
Maybe if you didnt act so much like a bitch or ho!
He died because a round from a 30-06 rifle smashed into his right jaw. Just after spending a lovely evening with a woman who was(cough) not his wife. He was a liar, a cheat, and a two-bit phony. He used his position primarily to pick up chicks. I sincerely doubt he would care what black men of today call their girlfriends.
Aw, is the butthurt asshattery getting a little too much to keep inside your little tiny troll brain?
Try harder.
Hee hee hee.
Guns don’t kill people, dangerous minorities do
Well, I think we’re all fortunate that “People with uncontrolled homicidal tendencies” are a minority of the population.
Guns don’t kill people, but they sure help
Yeah, it’s tough to pound those bullets into people by hand.
Have you tried a hammer? That seems to help, though it can be hard to get them to hold still long enough.
You hold EWAdams down and we’ll experiment. I’ve had enough of the preachy LolLames.
Deal! Now we just need to find the bastard.
You know, he’s been awfully quiet lately. I think we might have finally gotten to him.
I saw a few of his lolames in the voting section recently. I did my duty….
Oh, great, all I need is for a body to turn up right after I was talking about pounding bullets into him with a hammer.
But, you were at my house when it happened. We had lasagne. Remember??
REMEMBER????
Oooh, yes, that was GOOD lasagna, too.
Thanks for reminding me.
Make sure to use Maxwell’s silver hammer. It’s been tested over and over for murderous purposes. Has that Craftsman lifetime warranty too.
i read milk at first, am i a racist now?
No, a dairyist.
Dear dairy,
Today I curd not brielieve what Bossy did omg cheese such a loser.
Yogurt to stop Gouda-ing Bossy like that!
FYI – a “hoe” is a gardening tool. I’m pretty sure the word you were looking for is “ho”, which is short for whore. I doubt referring to someone as gardening equipment would really upset the late Dr. King as much as the poor spelling.
I like to think of ma hoes as kitchen utensils.
Shouldn’t it really be “who”?
“Horton Gets A BJ from a Who” the new Dr. Ruth book?
Sounds like Horton’s Willy got sprung prematurely.
Hey, that’s a good reason to vote for Bush!
you guys might not like it, and it may not be PC, but the community voted for it to be here :\ So, whats that saying about your peers?
Mass Psychology of Fascism fail.
Geez…lighten up. This is a FUNNY page, remember. What a bunch of maroons.
I prefer mauve actually.
I was thinking a nice aubergine.
Well that’s the pot calling the kettle an odd, dark shade of red that is usually highly unflattering except on certain vintage cars.
Actually, my school’s mascot is a “maroon”. So you could say that I am, in fact, a maroon
Ah, why bother expressing my opinion at all? Unless it’s liberal, all it will generate is a million comments from liberals telling me I’m a moron.
Can we get a conservative on this one?
Sure….I will boldly step forward and admit that I, too, like pie. Pie is damn good stuff. What this country needs is more motherfvcking PIE.
Why, yes, I am hungry, Default. Why do you ask?
I believe that is a campaign everyone can get behind! *offers Diss a slice of German Chocolate pie*
If you’re handing out pie to everybody does that make it German Democratic Republic Chocolate pie (a.k.a. SOCIALIST!! pie)?
It is, which is much better than Belgian pie, or even Walloon pie. Would you like some?
Yes, please! *holds out several plates*
Don’t worry about utensils; I’ll just stick my face right in there.
*counts eight plates, gives HOW a funny look and just hands her a full pie*
Wut? It’s Socialist pie, I’m going to redistribute.
Uh…..DU, that isn’t MY pie is it?
No, I’ve been needing so many pies lately I’ve just started a pie sweatshop in my kitchen. Don’t worry. I’m paying them all an equal share of the profits! *does the math* Lets see ingredients -$486, revenue from selling pies $0 (maybe I shouldn’t have been giving them away?), split four ways, they each owe me $121.50
Just look at past comments pages, my friend. If a conservative posts an opinion, a dozen liberals immediately jump down their throat and tell them they’re a moron.
And now I shall sit back and wait for someone to say “That didn’t happen,” “That never happens,” or “Who do you think you are?”
So, this is YOUR crap lolame?
Nope.
Well, if you can’t take a little mocking, you should probably stay out of the Kitchen, says one of the conservatives.
I think there’s a concensus in the conservative corner with this comment!
Or off the internet… I don’t think the kitchen has a monopoly on mocking.. that’s for sure.
Sure it happens, but the concept of calling someone a moron only happens when they post a comment ALL IN CAPS CALLING EVERY LIBERAL THAT EVER BREATHED COMPLETE AND TOTAL DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!11!!ELEBENTY!!!
It’s the one’s that can keep it civil that get taken seriously.
And every time a blatantly liberal LOL is posted, a hundred conservatives and conservatrolls go absolutely haywire. To be honest, I think there’s a pretty good liberal/conservative balance here lately.
Which I hate. ‘Twas more fun when us liberals ran the place.
I’m not gonna say what you said doesn’t happen, because it does. But liberal comments don’t get off that easy either. And FTR, most of us here like pie, which is a bipartisan dessert, thank you.
That’s a liberal whitewash as usual. Pie was invented in 1783 by Sir Frederick Pie, a noted Tory and gourmand, as a way of using up displaced peasants from his Scottish estates, and as a useful portable snack for his peasant-hunting trips. For a liberal to even LOOK at a pie is tantamount to treachery to the liberal cause. *noms Rando’s pie whilst he’s petrified with liberal guilt*. Say it ain’t so, sir!
Well, something we liberals specialize in is taking something conservative, and finding a way to turn it into socialism. *splits pie with everyone equally*.
I’m allergic to pie.
Are you allergic to more liberal desserts – like ice cream?
Oh, I’m allergic to pretty much everything! Did I mention that I’m also vegan?
Don’t mind me, I brought my own food. You don’t mind the smell of fermenting grains mixed with kefir, do you? Oh, and while we’re sitting here, can I tell you a little bit about the extent to which you are killing the earth just by breathing? I’m trying to stop breathing. It’s a nasty, nasty habit.
Do you know how much crap is in your..well…crap? Maybe if you stopped eating it would cause you to stop crapping, that would be a boon to mother earth! Besides I’m certain eating just can’t be healthy.
That’s not crap, it’s….organic compost. Yeah.
Which means you’re producing even more green-house gases than normal humans do. Good job killing the planet, ya hippie! BTW, kefir is a dairy-based beverage so how can you be a vegan?
Must be soy kefir.
That’s the ticket.
Diss, I kinda threw up in my mouth.
Its soy ice cream (I was going to hide that form everyone else as I shared it).
Use a better mouthwash, for the sake of the planet!
It’s all in the delivery, and that goes both ways.
That DOES happen, and it also happens when liberals post opinions.
However, it doesn’t happen all the time. Quit playing the victim and say what you have to say.
Or do you really have nothing to say you just want to antagonise people into an argument with you so you can say “See ha ha I was right all along!”?
So when someone expresses an opinon you disagree with, do you actually debate with them or do you just mock them for holding said opinion?
Was that to me? Depends — debate is always an option, though. (I mean, if the opinion is “American Idol is teh awsummest show evah!” I reserve the right to mock unapologetically.)
Of course, first you have to express an opinion. Simply complaining that you can’t express an opinion without getting jumped isn’t going to get you very far.
Hmmm….was I too close to the truth with the American Idol example? Perhaps that’s what he was being so shy about. Oh, well.
That was good pie, by the way!
It all depends on the approach.. Oh, and throwing out “Rush Limbaugh said..” or “Sean Hannity is the hottest” will most assuredly get you ridiculed. You should also qualify your comment as an opinion if that’s what it is. Too often someone will post something as if it’s God’s honest truth but are unable to back it up. Opinions are fine, just make sure you express it as such.
Oooh, but you know what we’ll all mock people for, regardless of our personal political beliefs? Whining about how they can’t express their opinion because they’ll be mocked for it, and never actually expressing an opinion.
Well yeah, there is that.. as if it’s a constitutional right to bitch an snivel without adding anything important to a discussion. But in MY opinion, pie is awesome when it’s conservative pie! I’ve heard that liberal pie has mince meat in it…
Meat is ok in pie if it’s a nice savory pie, like a chicken pot-pie, otherwise I disapprove. Apple is a nice conservative pie, though, with a flaky crust and lots of cinnamon and a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!!
Just like a conservative to pick out that traditional old boring pie. We liberals prefer more progressive pie.
Classics are classic for a reason. Because they are yummy.
Oh, wait. I think I found your liberal pie! (I kid, I kid….)
Now THAT’S a partisan pie, period. Everybody’s drunk some Koolaid at some time or another.
Yeah, it just cracked me up when I found it.
Oddly enough, I think I’ve had it at potlucks before, and it’s not bad made with the lemondade Koolaid.
I think I’m about to puke..
It just tastes like lemon pie. Don’t you guys have lemon pie?
Well these days I’d expect my lemon pie to have been in the same room as a lemon at some point during its production. But sure, I remember eating food mainly made of petroleum byproducts in my childhood…
Mmm. Petroleum byproducts *homer drool*
No, you were right to puke. Koolaid has no place in pie. But I have to admit that I think diss found the ultimate white trash pie.
Personally, I’m sticking with chocolate. (I like apple pie, but what passes for apples in NM just doesn’t cut it for someone raised with the real thing — Washington has the best.)
Screw the apples, I want Washington cherries. You don’t get better than those.
Ooo, yes, but wasted on pie, imo. Fresh pressed cherry cider from one of the roadside farm stands. (Some of those also sell the ‘good’ apple cider, if you know them.
)
Mmmm that sounds nommy!I can get decent cherry-apple cider from Julian, but it’s known for it’s apples, not cherries.
Oh, but fresh. The difference between fresh pressed cider and bottled is like the difference between the salmon you’ve just hauled out of the river and whacked on the head and that stuff they sell in the stores.
I has a sad. Now I’m hungry and miss salmon fishing with my daddy.
Keithy honey! Can we fly the cherry pressers in for the wedding? *snuggles close and makes sad eyes* Please?
Ah, for the wedding you probably want some that’s been a wee bit aged, if you know what I mean.
No reason we can’t have both! I was promised the wedding of the century!
I must have missed that post. But you won’t need to import the presses. They definitely have those in England.
(Okay, I would make a little drunken face, but don’t know how.)
Well I’m only chartering ONE plane.. we can have some lovely Somerset scrumpy cider too: if you remember being at the wedding afterwards, you weren’t there!
I love whipped cream.. But only the real stuff.
That sounds delicious. I’m all for this type of conservativeness!
What about THIS sort?(clicky)
I heartily approve of arresting pie thieves!
Or would that be theifs?
What if rats are stealing the pie? Would that make them pie-rats?
Badoom ch.
If they were un-dead, they would Vam-pie-rats!
And nowadays they would be sparkly vam-pie-rats!
Mop girl! Clean up on aisle 9, exploded fairy brain, lotsa fairy dust.
*eagerly mops up and gathers the faerie dust for later*
Now that I get faerie dust, this mopping thing isn’t so bad. Also, spicing it up with my French Maid’s outfit was a great idea.
*sings mop song again*
Can I interest anybody in a Chav-tastic version of the awful sparkly vampire book?? I couldn’t stop laughing.
HOW: Yes.
Go here:
{http://stoney321.livejournal.com/401849.html}
HOW, that was awesome! I had to post a link on FB….too funny!
I debate until the mocking starts. Then I mock back.
Though, it’s hard to debate with someone who won’t actually SAY something. Sheesh.
Depends. Do they seem worth debating with? Is there any actual debateable substance to said opinion?
Why don’t you try expressing your opinion first, then bitch later?
He never did tell us what his opinion that he was so afraid would be mocked WAS. Must have been something like “Nancy Pelosi is super-hot” or “pasteurized processed imitation cheese food product is WAY better than real cheese!”
First I read that as “Nancy Pelosi is super bot” and I thought, well that is kinda true.
racism WIN
I’m not racist but….lol…I know…now no matter what I say, it is racist, but I am going to say it anyway. Martin Luther King WOULD be dissappointed with the ‘gangsta rap’ culture. He fought to earn African Americans the right to an education on par with that of white people. Now, the schools are desegregated and every African American has the same opportunity as a white student of comparable economic status. (Schools being funded by property tax sucks, but that isn’t a race thing..that is a poor vs. rich thing). However, “gangsta” culture has made education into a thing for white people. Now that they have the opportunity, many African Americans are socialized by this culture not to take advantage of the opportunity they now have. They willfully do poorly in school to avoid being a “wigger”. . . the offensive term intended to refer to a black individual that “wants” to be white. This label is typically applied to any black person that applies themselves in school. Furthermore, “gangsta” culture is retardedly mysoginistic and advocates criminality, violence and the flaunting of personal wealth via “bling.” MLK would have spoken out against all these things just as many members of the African American community do today. But sadly, the culture of gangsta rap continues to have an adverse effect on young people in this country…especially those of African American heritage who identify more closely with the rap personas. I think the captioners makes an excellent point that, while any “gangsta” you ask will tell you MLK was the greatest African American that ever lived, none of them actually espouse or practice any of the his ideals. Instead they seek to make mad money so they can get more bitches and hoes and anybody who gets in their way better represen’ or he is gonna get a cap in his a$$. MLK would not be proud of Tupac or Dr. Dre. Nor would he proud of anyone who emulates their gangster personas. In conclusion, the caption is not racist…it is poignant.
“Wigger”…I’m inclined to quote “You keep using that word….I do not think it means what you think it means.” I’m going to accept Urban Dictionary as a fairly reliable definer of slang terms:
Wigger:
A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through “Bling” fashion and generally accepted “thug life” guiding principles.
I suspect the term he wanted was Oreo. Black on the outside and white on the inside as I’ve heard it defined.
Every time I hear about the radical Muslim Asians from China (Uighurs) I can’t help but think about that, DIss
Lol…yeah.
Yeah, oreo was the first term I thought of, too, but is that still currently used? I did find this useful (?)Racial Slur Database, though. I guess….in case somebody calls you something and you’re not sure if you should be insulted?
How do you do the blockquote thing again?
blockquote in the pointy brackets surrounding your quoted material, with a “/” before the second one, inside the pointy bracket.
{blockquote I guess….in case somebody calls you something and you’re not sure if you should be insulted? /blockquote}
Like that?
No…
What pointy bracket did you mean?
*headdesk*
The ones over the period and comma!
Hmmm ok that’s ALMOST what I wanted.
Did I just use the wrong damn slash?
It’s the one under the questionmark. Look, without using the shift key, it’d be ,blockquote. what you want to quote ,/blockquote.
the greater than less than signs, bottom right of the keyboard nbext to the M, it should come out looking like [blockquote]stuffstuffstfff that’s being quoted, more stuffstuffstuff [/blockquote] replacing the ['s and ]’s the the pointy brackets
It’s like trying to play Taboo….
We need to humbly beg of you to make a page on the PKIR2 that explains how to do a lot of that stuff. Thanks for all you have helped me with.
I don’t really know if it’s still current, the only times I’ve ever heard it used were by friends referring to themselves jokingly. I know it’s supposed to be insulting but I don’t actually know anyone who’s even insulted by it.
Guess I’ll have to go ask the guys playing basketball in the street down the block….
Oh for fukc’s sake
I give up.
It’s not closing your quote right for some reason.
You’re putting the slash inside the bracket in front of the word blockquote, right?
Ooh and make sure you close the bracket around the open blockquote and close blockquote commands. “lessthan”blockquote”greaterthan”stuffyou’requoting”lessthan”/blockquote”greaterthan
This is what I typed using the “pointy brackets” as you called them:
[blockquote] THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO QUOTE [\blockquote]
NOT THIS.
Wrong slash. It’s the forward slash, “/”, not the backslash “\”!
For some reason when you showed me up there I thought you used the “\”.
I don’t know why.
Oh I get it.
NOT THIS.
Ok, now that I have mastered that..
How do you do the HTML line in the box so [for example these words here] would appear as a hyperlink?
Ok…same lessthan/greaterthan brackets, but inside the first set, type a href = “URL inside quotes”close the bracket, text you want to appear, open bracket, /a, close bracket.
Don’t forget the a….
No, YOUR MOM!
Oh, you have to start the address with the thing that starts in “ht”, continues with “tp” and then is a colon and two slashes…
Hee hee hee *snort*
Yeah, I normally just copy/paste it out of another tab.
That might help..
Damnit.
Awesome! Now you’re getting it.
<a href=”linkaddresshere”>What people see here</a>
makes:
What people see here
Testing:
testing
Let me try that:
Nice pies
Is that the dessert menu for the wedding? I’m going to be busy.
*throws confetti*
Yay, Charro!
Yay I can be taught!
<blockquote> THIS IS IT </blockquote> but not this…
*bows down in awe*
HOW did you get it to show that?
lt for “less than” and gt for “greater than” – prefix it with an & and suffix with a ;
(Tests something:)
Okay, the pre-tag didn’t help there. ;p
<:
Yes, but a semi-colon instead.
Damnit!
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I’m not sure what that methid is called, but back in the day had to learn it for some other stuff like auml (ä), aring (å) and ouml (ö). :p
I’m assuming in Sweden your keyboards have all those letters with the things over them, right?
Yes, they do! Unless you happened to prefer the English layout keyboards while studying (because they’re much better for programming and remapping keys properly was nontrivial). ;p
Totally off-topic, but I like your little stick guy. He looks like one of the pictographs we have here.
He has his own Wikipedia page and all.
I’m pretty sure that’s Einstürzende Neubauten’s symbol.
Yes, Hel, you are correct. (I used the link that Danbala just showed us all how to make
). It said the symbol was probably of toltec origin, but it sure looks a lot like the Anasazi petroglyphs.
That bit about its origins is rather iffy. I remember reading someone in the band saying it was a symbl they made up, joining parts from other stone age symbols they had looked at. (But I read over a decade ago, so I have no idea how I could verify that either.)
Shoot. Okay, I tried to make a link (as Danbala showed us) to show you all a picture, but it didn’t work. (I’m sure it’s the fault of the student, not the instructor.
)
*headdesk*
HOW, you’re an Einsturzende Neubauten fan?
Hey! My links showed up. CHeck out the cool rock guy. He’s part of our whole NM is the Alien Mecca conspiracy.
*looks for links*
Whut?
Look up ^^^. I tried to do the hidden links, as Danbala showed us, but it didn’t work so they were moderated for a bit and just showed up.
I don’t see any just the frog one you did.
Hmm. Apparently I’m the only one who can see them.
Trying again:
the petroglyph guy
I see it!
Apparently the # tries to make a successful link = # of college degrees you have.
@ Charro – Yes, have been a Neubauten fan since I was a young whipper-snapper. Why? Is that really surprising?
No no, not surprising. Well, ok maybe a little. But not in a bad way.
-runs in , grabs charro, tickles her into insanity, runs off giggleing-
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I thought an Oreo was a threesome with 2 blacks and 1 white?
No, a white-raised black person is an oreo because they look black on the outside, but are really white on the inside. So I’m told. Some people apply this term to all educated AfAms with a conservative bent.
Whatever. *has some oreos and a glass of milk*
Now, if only they could explain “caucasion” too.
Oh, I misspelled it even more when I first looked for it.
They do define “caucasion”. All is well, but me. ;p
Wow….crossing the line from funny to way racist!
The person who made this up, has totally missed the point of MLK. He died for freedom, also the freedom of speech.
wow. this is unfunny and a bit racist and stereotypical
Thinly veiled racism in this forum is starting to get old.
Absolutely. It should at least have a tarp thrown over it.
Know what we’ve decided is getting even older? Lols that aren’t actually FUNNY. Like this one.
Exactly. If it was funny we’d be more forgiving of the humor being a little “off-color”….badumbum!
What? did he die?
While not trying to promote racism, if you listen to alot of most modern rap it contiunues bad sterotypes, and seems to believe that neither the civil rights nor feminist movements happend. Racial/sexist slurs are never okay, I don’t care if you are whatever race your calling bad names, popualr music shouldn’t condone things we should have moved past long ago like assuming all women are meat for mens pleasure or that horrible names happen to still be okay.
Stereotyping fail. Implying that all black men and only black men call their girlfriends bitches and hoes.
Try getting your observations from RL, not TV shows about crime and music videos.
I call everyone bitch and I’m neither black nor male. Though I never have found good use for the term ‘hoe’ for people.
Actually, it’s not all on TV or in music at all. I live in Georgia, about an hour south of Atlanta, and there are TONS of people in my community that call their girlfriend a hoe and slap them and whatever. We actually had some people get in a fight one time at school and a guy slammed a girl’s head into a lunch table so hard she had a seizure. And yeah, they were black, but it’s not a black thing so much as a cultural thing, because there are a few white people who are exposed to this kind of thing too and it happens just the same with them.
It’s not ALL black people and it’s not ONLY black people, but it does happen a lot with mostly black people.
Not to mention calling all your friends “n****rs”, but that’s not politically correct.
and jesus hated the love of money, what fuels this country…nobody is perfect
You know, I’d have a problem with the racism if it wasn’t pertinent and accurate.
Lol, whoever made this must’ve read my mind XD
congrats this lol now has the most comments! fail..
He didn’t die so that people could call their girlfriend a “bitch” and “hoe.” I bet he thought if given the chance people would have more class than that and appreciate how far they had come and not abuse it. I don’t think it’s right that so many people suffered and died fighting for equal rights and now we have people who are too lazy to speak right and can’t pull their pants up over their asses, but blame everyone else because they can’t get a decent job. That is wrong. So many people suffered to make a better life for others and instead of taking advantage of that and doing something like go to college, some would rather screw up their life and then turn it into everyone else’s fault. If MLK were alive today, he would be so ashamed.
I think that there is enough hate in the world. We should not add to it by making racsist remarks or relying on sterotypes. Your color or nationality should not effect the way you are treated and it should not be the only aspect that deifnes an individual. I beleive that is what MLK stood for. We are all human beings and we ALL deserve a bit of respect.
I thought he died cause of a bullet