Take ten paces
Take ten paces, turn and fire…
(Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton)
Aww, come on now kids. Stop fighting!!
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Actually, it kinda looks like he’s checking out her rear. The camera angle is probably deceiving, but that’s what it looks like to me.
He bumped into her and became instantly frozen to the Ice Queen’s back…
… starting to wonder if Barry take a picture in the vicinity of female buttocks without being caught in mid-gawk…
The only other example I’m aware of was shown to be the result of a misleading camera angle. The same scene was also captured by a second camera, and you could tell Obama was being a gentleman. Sarkozy, on the other hand…
The flag is Belgian!!!!
Misleading camera angle my ass. Obama’s just good at looking at the goods without getting caught.
Agreed. He is a heterosexual male, and therefore window shopping is a biological imperative!
And completely forgivable so long as he follows the rules:
1. Never make noise while looking
2. Don’t get caught by the person you are ogling
3. Look, don’t touch
Agreed. Touching may result in bobbitizing.
can bitter troll touch?
Does bitter want to be bobbitized?
*takes notes for future reference*
Rumor has it that when Barry’s checkin out a girlbutt, he hums to himself “Mmm mm mm … Barack Hussain Obama … mmm mm mm.”
*snerk*
Is he really a heterosexual male, he is checking out a chick with balls a$$ out?
There were two examples at the same UN function. (In one case, the video was ambiguous. It’s not at all clear that it was “camera angle”.)
So who’ll win?
The empty suit or the bag full of hot air?
Can you kill either one?
Now it’s not that hard. Just wait for them to line up in the same office…
but what about all the bodyguards? that duell could turn into a small war.
live on TV!!
I think no matter who loses….Biden wins!
Either he doesn’t have to deal with Hillary anymore, or he gets to be president. Lucky Joe!
In the second scenario, the American public loses big. President Joe Biden? God save us all.
Relax, they’re Democrats: they’d probably shoot the cameraman, or their own feet off.
Hey! I can aim just fine. Now if I could just learn to shoot through the interwebs….
I’m gonna need a few extra screen protectors…
Oh definitely – Republicans are so much better shots!
NOT!
keithyabes says:
December 1, 2009 at 10:32 am
Relax, they’re Democrats: they’d probably shoot the cameraman, or their own feet off.
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Oh definitely – Republicans are so much better shots!
NOT!
woops sorry for the double post, it didn’t show first time. I was laughing so hard about anyone saying something about Democrats being a bad shot – glass houses and all that…
I’m not a Republican. I just like to stir sh!t.
Yes. I believe we can all see that.
He’s British DipSh!t. And the fact that he likes to stir sh!t keeps us on our toes and it usually makes the comments funnier than the LOLs.
Hee hee. I upset her on another lol, now she’s following me round with a wagging finger.. bless.
You have a stalker? Is this your first one? It’s so cute! Who’s a cute widdle stalker?
So you’re saying that Hillary as president would somehow be a “win” for the American people…?
*shudders*
We could have a duel-off…
Obama
Biden
Pelosi
Byrd
Clinton
Geithner
and Gates.
Then we could have betting pools, and matchups, and all sorts of fun.
My money is on Gates. He’s the only one on the list likely to ever have actually fired a weapon. (Okay, maybe Byrd in his “sheets” days, but that was long ago and he’s old as hell. Probably shakes, too.)
I just realized we need someone else to avoid anyone getting a bye. How about Rahm Emanuel?
see above
Battle Royale anybody?
Ya know, this one actually made me laugh…
What the…is Obama checking Hillary’s booty?! O.o
That was my first thought too!
Hey, former birthday girl. Did you have a nice day off? The chocolate cream pie is done. (The secret is making it late enough so that it’s not ready to eat before the teenager goes to bed.)
LOL, I wish I had a day off yesterday. I was at work, but it was a nice day anyway, thanks! I had dreams of chocolate cream pie last night. It was heavenly. I’ll have to remember that little secret if/when I have kids. I think it will probably come in handy!
Hmmm…I distinctly remember talk of beer drinking…. *gives Mina the stern mother look*
No, no, no, that was after work. *Hides from mabsba* Not the look!!!
-eats some pie- this is very entertaining
Just thought I’d start a sh!tstorm by saying Hillary doesn’t look too bad in profile. Bit like the Queen on postage stamps. Whereas the Prez – well you never see his profile, he seems to have an instinctive feel for where the camera’s at..
That is what it takes to be president.
Totally.
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The large man behind Bush has my vote in 2012!
No kidding. I’ll probably be banned for mentioning country music, but Waylon Jennings did a song called “Too dumb for New York, too ugly for LA.” He was on Jay Leno talking about how he and Willie Nelson could never make it in the music industry now because they aren’t pretty enough.
SO much MORE true in politics.
And second on the bill: Cheney vs Palin – rifles at 100 paces.
from a helicopter
looking at Russia.
with rabid badgers
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Mushroommushroom……
snaaaaaaaaaaake!
it’s a snake! lookout itsasnake!
No, no, no snake. It’s just the mushrooms. We told you to avoid the blue ones.
*headdesk*
Reference fail BROWN.
blue? I can smell the blue! And it tastes like fuzzy!
on a plane?
That would be an Oedipus complex snake on an Oedipus complex ‘plane, wouldn’t it?
It would still take way less time and money.
I would place my money on Palin. Cheney was aiming at a bird and hit his friend in the face.
I’d prefer to see Rahm vs Biden- hope they both make fatal hits on each other.
Just for that, we’re sending you out hunting with Cheney.
I’m not a lawyer- Cheney was trying to rid the US of one of those overbred lawyers. They’ll overbreed and then starve so we need to thin out the herd.
The lawyer in question was well past his optimal breeding age, so I really don’t think it would have any effect on the lawyer breeding pool.
That’s what he wants you to think.
It’s not a fair fight! Ole Hill would simply use that nag voice while turning, and BO would instinctively cover his ears! Bang, no more muslin sheets in the white house. They would all have to be Belgian!
what are they dueling with? banjos? chainsaws? flintlocks? pillows…the type of weapon would make all the difference on how long obama lived before hillary ripped his face off with her teeth and ate his nummy flesh
I think they’re battling with copies of each other’s Health Care Plan….
Hillary can take it ! After all, she’s been shot at by snipers before! (wink wink)
HEY! invisable snipers..with SUPER silent guns..who come from imagination land!
like fvcking ninjas?!?
that’s awesome!!
fvcking ninjas? do they take their masks off?
Only for the kill. If you see a ninja…you’ve already been dead for five minutes.
No, I’ve seen that porn. Masks stay ON. Fvcking Ninjas 7 is pretty good…lol.
Fvcking Ninjas 7: crouching scrotum, hidden dildo.
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I’ll get my coat.
Neither one is strong enough to pick up a copy of the health care plan.
Mrs. Obama is doing the heavy lifting for that one.
THAT’s how she got those biceps?!
Hulk pick up health care plan!
*strains*
ARGH!!! Hulk hurt back!
Hulk not have health insurance!! Hulk hate irony!!!!!
Lift from your knees Hulk!
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Check out this video… it’s hilarious!
Hey! Eyes forward, Barry!
now we have change….Obama is cheating!!!
he wants to bang her god save us all
I don’t know who I’d root for . . . in fact, I really hope we have some good choices in 2012 . . . (for a change)