Nah, she just saw Camilla bend over

ELIZABETH II
Reaction to McDonald’s
(Queen Elizabeth II)
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ELIZABETH II
Reaction to McDonald’s
(Queen Elizabeth II)
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Dieguux via Poster Builder
FIIIRST!!!
Oh the British aren’t going to like this….
Nah. Bring it on,we love it! Strewth, we fought two world wars for the right to take the p!ss out of the Queen.
“Strewth”
… hmm….. Aussie slang?
No, actually it’s Brit slang, short for “god’s truth”, an exclamation. It’s rather oldish, and not in much usage these days. I think keithy has been reading old romance novels…
No, I’m just rather oldish.
SRSLY, it is still used quite a lot..
Maybe only among rather oldish Australians… I was reading Shakespeare this morning (for a class, I’m not making this up!) and I didn’t even realize what you meant.
IT’S NOT AUSTRALIAN! Jebus Chrispies!!
But fair dinkum is!!
No, dinkum is UNFAIR! The Masses must rise up and PROTEST!!
Stop giving Glenn Beck show ideas!
Speaking of Glenn Beck:
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Crikey! Put another shrimp on the barbey! That’s English right?? (sarcasm)
I don’t think the Mattel corp would appreciate your crude innuendo.
I am familiar with it from Monty Python’s Flying Circus where they “now have a man with three buttocks” and show Graham Chapman on the back seat of a tandem bicycle looking down at the derriere in front of him. He looks up at the camera and says, “Strewth!”
Love me some MPFS. And guess what they’re not? FU(KING AUSTRALIAN!
Or ARE they? (clicky)
Ah HA! Now I know why the shark in Finding Nemo was named Bruce!!
Sharks are okay … but NO POOFTERS!
What about Jets?
Why not? It’s hysterical!
Not to be an over the top d-bag but what is with all the crappy captions? This isn’t funny and it grinds my gears when people use demotivational posters for no reason….
lol, you’d know about funny, mr. Family guy.
family guy blows, what’s your point?
You aren’t one of those people that still thinks the Simpsons is well written are you?
No.
Proceed
We’ve had a LOT of really not funny captions lately. You haven’t missed a whole lot in your absence.
Thanks, because I was starting to feel obliged to go through the archives. Now maybe I won’t.
Well, if you did it would just be a cheaper way of getting a lobotomy.. just sayin’
Don’t do it. It’s an EWAdams crapfest. You’re better off starting from here.
Really? I actually enjoyed it a little. At least it was an attempt at funny, and not a “yay army” or “feel-good-for-the-firemens” post.
Especially the added caption by PK made me chuckle.
I think the added caption by the admins just points out the lameness of the original. I’ve noticed this happening rather a lot, lately, especially on the sister sites.
bad caption, awesome picture!
True.
concur
“OH, I just pooped a little”
Looks more like her reaction AFTER McDonalds. Pass the tums please…
The British shouldn’t talk to anyone about bad food.
“Have you ever eaten British cooking? Oh, you have. Have you ever TASTED British cooking? I thought not.”
Vegetables cooked to a tasteless, grey pulp; overcooked and tough meat; the complete absence of any seasonings except salt and pepper, particularly the former. And then such delights as bubble-and-squeak, toad-in-the-hole, black pudding, and haggis. Smoked herring for breakfast?
There’s a joke that in European heaven you have English policemen, French chefs, German mechanics, Italian lovers, and Swiss administrators. In European hell you have German policemen, French mechanics, English chefs, Swiss lovers, and the place is administered by the Italians.
Are you implying that American food is better? SRSLY? Nobody goes to Britain OR America for the food!
Explain this to me Keith. What the hell is spotted dick (the food not the physical ailment)?
Stop it, you’re making me hungry. It’s a spongy suety pudding with currants (sometimes raisins), served with custard. Very filling and nice on a cold day. Haven’t had it since school..
Thanks Keithy, I’ve always wondered about that.
Mmmm… It’s actually quite tasty.
And what, exactly, is wrong with Haggis?
(not too mention the 2 best drinks in the world, Guinness and scotch from essentially any distillery, both come from the British Isles)
No kidding! My uncle loved Guinness so much… he named his dog that.
“’twas the drink what killed him.”
“Oh, he was an alcoholic?”
“No, he was run over by a Guinness truck.”
That’s a funny name for a dog.
“Sit, That. Roll over, That.”
Stop That at once!
That’s a good boy.
Puddings in a British school . . . yeeuurrrgh!! scarred for life!
You can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.
If you don’t eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?
Now get in!
Stand Still Laddy!
If you go to a country strictly for their food (unless, of course, you’re literally starving), you have way too much money and probably don’t understand the way the world works.
And have you ever had a cheeseburger with bacon, onion, and fresh lettuce?
After three months in captivity I’d like an American Cheeseburger and…..a press conference. Cheeseburger first.
A real cheeseburger. NOT the McDonald’s variety, please! And can I add in a fresh summer tomato?
Speaking of McDonald’s, has anyone seen the film Food, Inc.? I think it’s put me off of McDonald’s for good. Worth watching if you wonder where your food comes from…
I was put off of McDonald’s when I got to look at the ingredients for their “fries.” As I’m gluten free, I always double check these things, and well, I’ve not been back since. My kid liked to go there for a once in a great while outing…. never again. The sheer amount of chemicals I can’t pronounce is disturbing. The lack of potato is as well. They also add in beef flavor. o.O Which surprised the manager. Heh.
The beef flavor is probably to compensate for the fact that they can’t fry them in the old hamburger grease the way they used to. A lot of people didn’t like it when they changed to vegetarian safe grease for frying, I’m guessing this is what they did to appease them.
Vegetarian safe grease for frying meat?
Er…for frying the french fries. Which may or may not contain more meat than the hamburgers.
i’ve never seen it, but ‘SuperSize Me’ is supposed to have the same effect. I get heartburn after I eat McDonalds (everytime). no other establishment does this to me. so i don’t eat there anyway. but sometimes it’s so convenient i’ll take the pain for a quick chicken sandwich. sad but true. it hurts me and i still eat it every once in awhile.
I actually saw Super Size Me and still continued to eat McDonald’s (granted not very often), but what was more disturbing than the unhealthy food is the control that McDonald’s has over the beef and corn industries in America.
Food Inc. is not really about McDonald’s, per se – it’s about finding out where your food comes from and how it’s produced, so you can use the knowledge when you shop for food. I think it’s definitely worth the hour and a half.
i used to steal a lot of movies (bitorrent) . because i would never watch them anyway, if i had to pay for them. no revenue lost on me is what i’m trying to say. I got busted trying to download Al Gore’s environmental movie….go figure, nobody cares if i illegally download transformers, but if it’s an educational movie about the environment…i get my internet shut down… Anyway, I probably will not be watching Food Inc. anytime soon, unless they broadcast it on a regular cable network. sounds disturbing anyway, that stuff really gross’s me out. slaughter houses’s and what not.
See, there’s your problem. You tried to steal Al Gore’s movie on the internet that he invented!
Al’s watching you….
Ever had proper fish & chips? Sorry I’m not going to get into a discussion about your first sentence.
Yes and yeech!
So that’s a no to the mushy peas then? Tripe? Jellied eels? This is not helping, is it?
I’ll take some haggis or maybe bangers and mash, but I’m just going to have to pass on the jellied eel and tripe.
There are times I’ll go to an Irish pub here in the US just for a proper bangers and mash. Yum!
hmm. so you’re cutting back on improper banging?
I personally prefer to always bang with my pinky finger out.
Absolutely not! Strewth!
No.
I actually have a can of mushy peas on a shelf in my kitchen ….just because it cracks me up so much that anyone would actually NAME a food product that. Seems like trying to sell something called “tough, stringy beef” or “squishy snack cakes”, you know?
Just.Don’t.Open…
I’d have to be really, really hungry. I’d probably go for the other amusingly labeled can underneath it first. (“Irregular Peaches”)
Nom Nom. Don’t forget to add condensed milk for an authentic 1960’s experience.
Please tell me the condensed milk goes in with the peaches, not the peas. Please.
It would make the peas barf pretty interestingly.
It has to be the peaches, or did you IGNORE my instruction not to open the peas? Jolly well serve you right.
man, mushy peas rule, you haven’t lived, get the mushy peas and mint sauce out!! heaven!! *nom nom nom*
It’s basically the huge “marrowfat” peas, boiled until they start collapsing. Do not open, ever, never mind trying to eat the contents.
France; Italy.
Spain too. But you might as well not bother trying to convince some dingleberry that starts off judging EVERYBODY that travels to experience a country’s culture, much of which is food, as not “understanding how the world works”.
When something like 3 billion people don’t have access to clean water and 1 in 7 or 8 Americans doesn’t have enough to eat, you can really justify traveling all over to get a good pasta or sushi or something? I’m saying in a globalized society, it’s possible to get authentic food without boarding a plane. Guess that makes me a dingleberry.
Give over whining, this is a LOL site. *passes igloomccoy some crispy panda ears, specially flown in on a private jet* try these, they’ll cheer you up.
Oooh, you mean like the entitled bitch on the American Express commercial from a few years back who took her husband out for dinner…to Italy?
I would imagine most people who travel internationally are going for more than JUST food; but I’m inclined to agree that good food makes travel more enjoyable.
We already have a care troll. Be a different kind of troll please.
Igloo’s not a troll, she’s cool….she just hasn’t been around much lately.
Please point out the 1 in 7 Americans who don’t have enough to eat ? Every study I’ve seen, the kids here are enormously overweight! The only fat people I saw recently in the UK were all Americans, I’m ashamed to say.
Actually there was an article on the news about a year ago regarding a mother in the UK who’s five year old was being taken away from her because the child weighed if I remember correctly over 150 lbs. They deemed the woman an unfit mother because when your five the main person in charge of your food supply is your parents and if you let your child eat That much you’re doing something seriously wrong.
… cuz it’s available in their own country, via American chain shops. Burgers, fried chicken, pizza, chop suey …
No need to travel.
Have you tried the Freedom Fries? Now made with 50% more retard!
well *someone* sure hates taters.
At least that’s what I gather… the only other alternative would be that someone is still upset about a Chirac-era joke. And that couldn’t be… right?
I wasn’t upset about it even in the Chirac-era
FCUK YOU, POTATOES!
Troll is troll-like today.
English lovers aren’t so bad
*looks bashful* One does one’s best.. *lies back and thinks of England*
LOL
I’ll be lying back and thinking of England a little later…
Ahh your ignorance amuses me. Seriously why do Americans still see Britain being as it was about a hundred years ago?
Excuse me, we invented the chicken tikka masala! Fish and chips! Steak and kidney pie!
I craved british food for three years when I was living abroad!
No, you didn’t.
“The dish originated in Lucknow, India.”
Don’t believe everything you read on wikipedia. It was invented in Glasgow, cos that’s what they do. Deep fried battered mars bar anyone?
Anyone who would actually eat kidneys. . . . . .ewww!
Hey, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
I have. Eeuuch!
I love chicken livers fried in bacon, mmmm.
Drool!! It is delish! Might have to make that for dinner now. Thanks for nothin, n00bs!
Pig’s liver is more juicy and tender….*drools*
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Hmm. I’d recommend a bit shorter cooking time…
The Empire was built on steak & kidney pie. Course it began to smell a bit after a while..
I think the reason that you folks established so much of your Empire in tropical and subtropical areas was that you wanted to get warm and dry.
LOL. Or to die from more interesting diseases..
“I’ve got Dengue Fever. What you in for?”
“Cholera.”
“You can get Cholera back home! What kind of imperialist are you??!!”
You need more cowbell!
Suppose maybe he was a bit homesick?
Alternate Caption: ARE NOT AMUSED (stolen from E.D.)
Better : “WE DO NOT WANT”
(Lolroyal Plural)
Better: “Naff orf, one’s not eating thet!”
One wants ones BBC!!
Awesome pic. Not so sure about the caption.
Long live Queen Liz!
(Keep Charles off the throne.)
Hear hear.