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Ladies and Gentlemen, Here we have what is called a classic retard. Not even smart enough to know no one will go to a friggen website with the word VIRUS right in the name.
(Conspiracy Theorist)
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But some people go ther anyway. The deserve it I think
I would agree. They definitely deserve it.
Another bitter LOL brought to you by OUR OWN GRIMMIE!!! Yay Grimmie!
Yes, you can almost feel the bitterness in this one. Why is Grimmie so much funnier than me??? *sobs*
He has more time to practice his routine? I dunno the answer, but he’s funnier than me as well so don’t feel alone.
he smells funny, thats true
A cat on fire is more funny than you Eddie!
Your jealousy is showing.. wanna pull your pants back up?
Eddie is Rando’s father.
-2008: scene opens on a pristine manicured lawn-
ENTER EDDIE AND RANDO DUELING WITH WORDS
EDDIE: You cannot defeat the Bush Administration!
RANDO: The democrats are strong. We will take the next election!
EDDIE:Palin is McCain’s running mate! Her sex appeal will sway the voters!
EDDIES WORDS LEAVE HIS MOUTH AND STRIKES RANDO ON THE WRIST SEVERING HIS HAND
EDDIE: Rando! I am your father!
RANDO: NOOO! It’s not true!
EDDIE: Search your feelings Rando! Join me and we can rule the galaxy country as father and son!
RANDO: Noo- Wait. Hold on. You want to rule the country? What? Run for president or something?
EDDIE:Yeah, I really don’t like McCain since he stopped being a maverick and started saying what the voters wanted to hear to get votes. You want to be my running mate? I thought it would make a balanced ticket.
RANDO: Oh. Well. OK, that sounds good.
-black out CREDITS START Music:Star wars theme-
LOL!!!! nice..
bitter troll will audition for part of yoda and princess Leah
I really hope the script doesn’t call for you to wear a metal bikini. *shudder*
Sorry BT, you’re to tall to play Yoda, but you can play Leia if you can fit into this *Holds up metal bikini*.
OK, lets start the auditions. In this scene you’re arguing with the Han Solo character and in order to make him jealous you give Rando a sensual kiss. And remember, you don’t yet know he’s your brother.
Hahahahaha!!! That’s awesome. Galaxy country. That’s great.
Nah, my father is a dirty librul like me.
This site was brought down btw
Hey, that’s the freedom of speech in action.
Which doesn’t actually apply when you’re lying.
You’re saying the first amendment doesn’t apply if the speech in question is untrue? Interesting….
No I think what he meant to say was “If the President does it, it’s not illegal!!!” Oh crapiocca pudding wrong movie.
Is crapiocca pudding anything like yorkshire pudding?
You can’t go around telling lies about people. Libel and slander and all that good stuff.
It depends on how you phrase it, actually. The reason that Penn & Teller’s show on Showtime is called “Bullsh!t!” is because if you go up to someone and call them a liar, you can be sued. But if you go up to that same person and say that what they’re selling is bullshit, or that they’re full of shit, or that they’re shitty, you generally can’t be sued for that.
The First Amendment doesn’t really apply unless you’re speaking ill of the government. I hate it that people think you can say whatever the hell you want to whoever the hell you want and not get in trouble.
Well, you shouldn’t yell “wife” in a crowded brothel.
Can you yell “Theatre!!!!” in a crowded firehouse?
*suddenly has the 80’s tune “Our House” running through his head*
Or “Fire” to the firing squad……….
or COPS!!!!! at a hippie convention
“hippie convention” = Phish concert??
What about yelling “dick” at a Lilith Fair?
*shudders* You would get PMS’d to death.
beaten to death with used tampons
Harshly spoken to and harangued in a condescending tone about your sexist language and attitude.
Or yelling “Immigration” in a crowded laundromat?
Or yelling “audit” in a crowded House floor?
Or “Free Ice Cream” at a weight watcher’s convention….
Herb, I think your shout would cause more of a mass exit than yelling “La Migra!!” at a poultry plant.
People who are stupid enough to go to that site definitely deserve whatever they get.
Still better than mass media…
If the site’s real/running, they’ll get more hits than you think. My cousin-in-law is constantly slapping down engineers who go looking for the virus du jour “to see what it does”.
Yes because we all know the best way to avoid computer viruses is not to go to sites with ‘virus’ in the name.
I’ve known users who actually were dim enough to click on a link named “download a virus now”.
It couldn’t possibly actually send you a virus, could it? That would be silly…oh crap.
Isn’t that how the Swine Flu got started???
No AIDS. It was a monkey and a computer that had sexual relations and created that virus.
That’s more believable than some of the rumors out there…can I borrow it?
Of course your save on all sites that don’t have the word virus in their name, the same goes for files you download btw. And emails to of course.
If you don’t know anything about this stuff then don’t make fun of people you think are stupid.
And btw why would he walk around promoting his “virus” website? Have you ever seen a hacker do that?
Stop it! JUST STOP IT! You’re killing all the funneh! *weeping*
i’m sure the firefox spell check/grammar check was on life support too…
I was refraining from being a grammar/spelling nazi, but yeah, the your/you’re and to/too things drives me batshit. *sigh*
save =/= safe either.
so, how you been? besides changing your name around every few minutes! lol.
Oh! And “should of/could of/would of” makes me crazy too *shudder*.
I’ve been dandy, my little kumquat! The name change was in reference to an idiot who said HelOnWheels was running to me for approval, and had a “daddy” complex.
Looking forward to Oralday tomorrow, you?
Well, he was partially right. I was running to you but it sure wasn’t for approval. I needed a spanking.
careful now… don’t be steppin in on my man.
*purses lips*
*z-snap*
*turns and sashay’s away*
Never, Shorty. Just being facetious. Cause, according to some idiots, for what reasons would I “seek out” Ivan than approval or deviant sexual gratification.
because he’s “teh awsumest evar!!!!1!!!ONE!!!”??
Well, yeah. But not according to some trolls.
but not all of them
There are so many ways I could run with this, that I think I’ll take the high road. But I AM lovin’ it!
there’s something remarkably weird about daddy issues. or people who ask their sig others to call them “daddy”…
i’m looking forward to tomorrow for sure! today is my last day of work until the 30th.
I don’t get the diaper issues either.
You could be a Furry/…..
Nah, no thanks….
i know someone who is a furry. he’s a WEEEEIRD guy.
as for the diaper stuff – that is just fvcked up. you could be my best friend but if you told me you were in to dressing up in a diaper and shitting on yourself and eating from a bottle… i’d tell you it was fvcked up.
I do none of those things, but I do have a breast fixation. Come here, little mama. *nom nom nom*
So can we make fun of you then?
Are we asking permission now? Ppfff. I say make fun first, ask forgiveness later…maybe.
Ooooh, good point.. speaking of points
*points finger at Katherine*
HAHA! Dumbass!
I’m not going to touch that website, but others I’ve seen with 9/11 conspiracy theories were good for a laugh. The amount of time and mental (?) effort that people have put into proving that the government did it, is quite impressive.
Have you ever talked face to face with a 9/11 inside job conspiracy theorist? BATSHIT crazy. There is NO way you can even come close to convincing them otherwise.
Well, no. Almost a religious thing with them, isn’t it? The only similar thing here in UK was the nutters who thought Prince Philip organised Diana’s death. Mind you that one was easier to believe…
I talked with one of those “conspiracy theory” guys once… I was amazed… they really believe their theory. If you talk to them long enough, you start to get sucked down the vortex of loony…
SHOW me the birth certificate!!!!
Please tell me you were just trying to be funny. *weeping more*
**hits Ivan upside the head** Sorry you needed a reboot!!! Of course I was being sarcastic…… num nutz!!
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That’s exactly what I was thinking, ILPB! LOL. Birthers and Truthers are in the same nutty category.
But you know steel can’t melt at 1800 degrees, the maximum temperature of burning jet fuel……
And there was no plane debri in the Pentagon (except for the giant GE engine).
PLANTED! That was planted there!!!
By 5 extra strong midgets, who snuck in at night. I mean they did close 395 for like 12 hours. More than enough time to have one shipped in.
We don’t need no stinkin midgets! We have all that alien technology.
Area 15 or something… right?
And teh flag is belgian!!!
MURDER!!!!!!!!! ELEBENTY!!!!!!!!!!
SOCIALIST MURDERRRRR!!!!11!!!!911!!!
EINSTEIN WAS A BELGIAN SOCIALIST MURDERER WHO HAS SOMETHING RISING!!!!!1!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!HGWUG67493!!!!!!
WITH NO BIRTH PAPERS!!!!
TOOO SOOOOON!!@!#22341146523.14159!!!
So….you’re comparing people who ignore the fact that it would take tens of thousands of people to conspire to knock over 110 story buildings….to people who wonder why ONE person would spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to avoid showing….a piece of paper…to prove what everyone here with a drivers license had to prove to get it…OOOOOOKKK
It’s pretty funny to see a bunch of moon bat liberals who jerk off to Obama calling other people (99.999% who also worship Obama) nuts. Takes one to know one I guess.
*points and laughs at froo* It called you a moon bat! Your obviously a fairy!
*points and laughs at Birthers & Truthers* They’re turning on each other and on us. They don’t know who the enemy is and will devour each other in the process. We should just sit back and enjoy the blood bath.
“Moonbat” *snerk* I’m clearly a wingnut!
Obama showed his birth certificate months ago, idiot.
Sorry, all I could find was a certificate of live birth and everyone knows those are ceompletly different.
I’ve followed some of those websites too… so I must correct you, there are tons of theories, and many do not even have a theory on what happened but simply say “this doesn’t add up”.
The worst kind are the da joooooooos did it. Sigh. Or the no-planers with holograms.
Well, have you ever crashed a hologram going at 175mph into a building? Hmmm? Thoses can do all sorts of damage to um…the er…thing…with..um YEAH! So take that!
I was talking with one once. They’re thought was that a plane would be bigger than any side of the Pentagon. I asked one simple question, “Had you ever been to the Pentagon, and seen how massive it is?”
“No! But this one website gave out the plans for the Pentagon.”
“Really plans of a Secret Facility with TS potential was just posted ont eh website for anyone to see.”
“See exactly an inside job.”
It go worse from there… but in the end I kicked him in the nuts, so I won the arguement!!
Hopefully he won’t be able to reproduce.
Ro Sham Bo for the win!!!
Rochambeau, Miss Accurate Accuratington!
I am from Texas. That’s how we spell stuffs
Oh, well. Carry on.
Hahah yeah funny… Of course its really quite easy to line up how big the side of the Pentagon is with the size of a Boeing.
I tell you something which is even funnier though.
So I was watching an “expert” on TV trying to dismiss how the hole in the Pentagon is clearly much smaller than a large passenger plane, and his explanation was that upon impact, the fuselage of the plane would penetrate the building, but when the wings reached the hole in the wall, they would pivot inwards effectively “folding in”. Man, I was studying mech eng in Uni at the time, sitting there with another mech eng student, and I tell you, once we picked our jaws up from the floor, how we laughed at the stupid prick!! And this guy was from Janes Defence Weekly!! WTF??!! HAHAHA!! Either he’s a complete and utter moron masquarading as an “expert” or he must have known what he was saying was utterly ludicrous hahahahah….
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….Oh wait, sorry were we ridiculing people who belive 911 was NOT an inside job? Oh s**t, my bad….
So your IQ is around 130-140 but you still can’t spell “defense”? Are you sure you didn’t accidentally add a 0 to those numbers?
Some pass me the shamwow. I didn’t have one of MY patented screen protectors on.
ROFL I thought “hang on a sec is that right?!” – and yeah, turns out, defence is the UK spelling, defense is the US spelling…..man, the fails, they just keep on coming for your today, huh??
Oh well, I should let you off for this really, since the US/UK spelling divide is something we are much more aware of than you, but still, I gotta say, the extra portion of irony is quite delicious.
And yet your IQ is so high you can’t figure out the proper reply button to click. Just saying….
Wow, spelling nazi AND ad-hominem attack all in one sentence. Gratz?
(Tad poor though I admit lol, too used to spell-checkers :p)
(Oh and spelling ability doesnt necessary have anything to do with intelligence, I know a number of people who are seriously dyslexic but still very intelligent, so well done double fail for you)
I know of people who are seriously dyslexic but have no trouble spelling. Reading on the other hand can be a bit tough sometimes.
Ahem. That’s how it’s spelled in UK… just sayin’.
If this guy was from the UK I’d excuse him. He’s clearly a Truther from the States, however, who thinks he’s got it all figured out with his giant Stewie brain and has personal knowledge of the kahnspirasays all over the globe. Especially those masterminded by someone he’s admitted he’d rather think of as being less intelligent than a chimp.
So he’s a douche
Much as I hate to say this, I think he IS from the UK.. see further down. *hangs head in shame*
His level of commitment to the conspiracy makes him seem to be from America. But I did see his claim down below, and you guys can have him!
Do we have to?
Yes. Unless he’s one of the tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free we don’t want him.
S’pose he should be an asset, really, what with being the cleverest bloke in the world and all that. Perhaps needs retraining…
You can have a high IQ and still be completely nuts. I think we have a winner.
Oh lol I agree nuttyness and IQ dont necessarily relate
. I was only objecting to your use of the word” retard”. Frankly I think most people at least have a few squirrel sandwiches hidden away somewhere in their minds, but then again most are nowhere near self-aware enough to see this.
Case in point……..*points to MRob*
Nanya nanya boo boo! *snort* Huh? What are we making fun of?
You claim to be “smart” ( I assume that’s what you’re trying to imply at least)…so if a plane didn’t hit it…as you seem to be saying…..why is there video of an airplane hitting it,why were there thousands of people who SAW it and why was there airplane parts all through the building and besides ALL THAT, if the plane didn’t hit the pentagon, WHERE DID IT GO???
So who’s the utter moron?
Midgets did it. We explained all this. {http://punditkitchen.com/2009/11/23/political-pictures-conspiracy-theorist-classic-retard/comment-page-1/#comment-271330}
Oh of course a planes wings wouldn’t get torqued inward when crashing into a building designed to withstand a nuclear detonation…. Jackass. Yes the wings will get bent inward. Basic leverage at work. A Boeing’s wings cannot withstand 500 mph in low altitude air, much less a building.
The same is true of all beliefs, yourself included. Just as they would never convince you it was an inside job, irrelevant of any evidence that may be presented.
Truth is that whether people believe it was or was not an inside job, tends to come more from the pre-disposition held before the fact. The human mind is incredible when it comes to inventing justifications for pre-existing beliefs (BOTH sides of the fence…). This applies to all areas of human endeavor, although religion, politics and (facepalm) science and probably the biggest offendors. Indeed, the fabrication of a cohesive internal narrative is one of the foundations for how the modern human gets through life.
That said, drop your assumptions (haha if you can, unlikely) and examine the evidence for yourself. Something which, unfortunately, “deniers” very rarely do, but “believers” are able to do in abundance. Of course none of you will, least not for more than 5 minutes while fuming about how stupid some people are, because the you already “know” its retarded to even suggest it was an inside job. You knew that before 911 even took place.
p.s. I am an engineer with an IQ around 130-140, so please, drop the “retard” tags kthxbai.
Are you a member of mensa as well?
i have ONE simple yes/no question for you (which may lead to others depending on how you answer):
do you believe george w bush to be more intelligent than 90% of the population, all other recent presidents and hundreds of intelligence agents (american and otherwise)?
Honestly, I dont know, the persona he puts on would imply he’s an utter retard, or at least massively dyslexic (not connected), but I consider it possible that its an elaborate front. My parents met and some time chatting with William Hague, a prominent politician here in the UK, and the latter was his opinion. I personally hate the guy and would prefer to believe he’s a twat moron, but I keep an open mind. I am of course aware of the fake e-mail that circulated that suggested his IQ is very low, but to the best my knowledge no real figures are know for his IQ.
IQ =/= intelligence, douche.
After all, you can but a college degree…..
*buy* Of course you can’t buy a spell checker that can catch that kind of a typo.
I’d like to buy a typo Pat!!!
*ding ding ding* We have a winner.
You can buy one too
So I hear.
No, the two are not a perfect parellel, and it depends on the test – the best ones measure a wide range of different capabilities, of course. But its the best metric we have. Keep up the fails though, you’re doing well.
So glad to have your support.
Perhaps a better question is: intelligence = ?
Actually I.Q. = Intelligence quotient… so yeah it does = Intelligence, it’s in the friggin’ name and it’s a measurement of such.
2 Seconds on Google can tell you that… Douche. lol
And the first thing all the medical/psychological professionals will tell you is that it’s not a real measure of someone’s intelligence. At least when you take an autistic child in for testing. It does give general guidelines, but not a true measurement.
I.Q. measures the ability to learn, not your actual knowledge. Douche.
did you miss the part where this was a yes or no only question?
Yes, yes he did?
I ignored it, because in my opinion it is clearly not a yes/no answer
– go on though, say whatever clever thing you were holding back. I’m interested now.
She’s already said it. Either GWB is the smartest, most intelligent, and most tactically astute man on the planet, or he’s Chimpy McChimperson with the IQ of a shoe. You guys don’t get it both ways.
ah, you beat me to it. thanks.
and i’m pretty sure mrob is in the chimpy mcchimperson camp but STILL thinks bush planned it all. he’s picturing bush behind the big oval office desk building lego towers and crashing them with his airplane equivalent of hot wheels going “dooooooood that was so cooooooooool. lets do that in new york!”
Ok, now I have that vision stuck in my head, and it’s making me giggle. Damn you, Shortright!!!!
“Tacos rule!”
no, chimpy doesn’t eat tacos… he calls for his mom to make him and his friends hot pockets. duuuuuh.
Oh no lol, please, thats obviously false. I tend to think he’s just a stupid puppet, not that my mind is made up, but I certainly dont think Bush II planned 911, although if it was an inside job, he’d have to have known about it.
Well if he is as dumb as he appears to be, I don’t think it would be hard to hide it from him.
Nah I’ll wait for you to dispute my examinations from below. **sits down to read War and Peace**
Or the healthcare bill!
There are laws against cruel and unusual punishment.
I say we abolish those laws just long enough to make every member of Congress read each and every line of the bill and write a 5000 word essay on what it means to them. And we will NOT be grading on a curve…
I think it would be easier to line them up and shoot them. And more merciful.
Why are we being merciful to these clowns?
Just cancel THEIR healthcare plan and make them use whatever plan they pass- along with the rest of us.
Is it cruel and unusual if you’re reading it for your own good?
I believe the word you are looking for is masochist.
How does one keep an open mind when everything from the ebil gubberment is a lie?
Don’t make his head explode with your logic, ILPB. We’ll just have to clean up the mess.
The his mind would be like 7 Eleven, open 24- 7.
Srsly. Farts and lattes are horrible to clean up.
…
I’ve never had to clean up a fart before.
Your wife does all the laundry? Ok, ok. Sorry, had to tease you with that one. You left yourself wide open on that one.
Dude, if you gotta clean up farts in your underwear then you need to start wiping better.
What if you had one that got away from you when you were trying to hide it in a crowded room? Sometimes those little cheek squeakers aren’t just air……
*throws up a little*
I know YOU need to start wiping better. That was the joke…..And like Froo said, some of them are just made that way.
So wait, b/c I deny it’s a conspiracy theory then I can’t “drop my assumptions” and examine the evidence for myself. I’ve examined the “evidence” myself. I’ve examined the fact that hundreds of people saw a plane fly into the pentagon. I’ve examined the fact that thousands of people heard the plane fly overhead (a passenger 727 makes a much spearate noise than a one engine drone). I’ve examined the phone calls from people aboard an airplane highjacked by Muslim terrorists. I saw with my own two eyes a plane fly into a building on TV. I watched on TV the Trade Center fall from the top, and collapse upon itself. (Funny how the explosives weren’t set off from the fires and impact of the airplane). I’ve studied how shock can effect metal and make thermal coverings just crack off exposing bare steel. I saw one engine from the pentagon plane being removed from the wreckage, and it’s serial number matched the number of the flight that flew into the pentagon.
I think that the “believers” have a problem with the facts being shown them and their “assumptions” it’s from the ebil gubberment that it’s a lie.
Ok so you have a “high” IQ, but common sense is lacking, b/c everyone online has huge….. IQ, I was saying IQ.
LOL!
Then fair play to you, you have examined the evidence and come to a reasonable conclusion. Note that I didnt directly say what I thought, I am much more interested in poking at people who dismiss it as impossible based upon pre-existing assumptions, which is at least as common to see as the people who believe it was an inside job for much the same reason.
As for me, I see some big unanswered questions, but I’m not going to say 100% either way, because its frankly well outside the realm of my experience. I certainly see it as a distinct possibility, although I’m not interested in getting into a discussion of the evidence.
And again, I was only objecting to the use of “retard” against people who entertain the idea that it was an inside job. Very unfair.
So who made NORAD stand down? Extremists with box cutters? Osama Bin Laden, from his hospital room in Dubai? Men in a cave? Or could that only be an inside job?
I think I know what you mean. I say it is perfectly logical that passports, which are made of paper, would survive an inferno while a black box, which is made of metal, wouldn’t. I hear you about them conspiracy theorists being nutjobs. I mean so what that the twin towers shouldn’t have collapsed anyway no matter how hot and intense the fire was, and that there were eyewitnesses accounts of hearing explosions prior to the collapse, explosions which occurred long after the planes hit the buildings. Again, I hear you.
No, what’s perfectly logical is that the impact or explosion could blow sheets of paper away while metal boxes would stay more or less in place.
Says who?
Yeah, and if you actually bother to read the eyewitness quotes from their sources rather than from 9/11 Truth, you realize that what the witnesses were talking about was the sound of jumpers hitting the ground, not actual explosions.
Reserve the sarcasm for when you’re actually right.
I think the force of the explosion is the important factor, not the temperature. Things don’t need to melt to break. That said, the way the buildings fell looked very very similar to precision demolition.
The caption would really be funny if it didn’t insult people who have mental retardation. There is a world of difference between having retardation and being stupid. One’s a disability – which you don’t poke fun at. The other is an acquired condition brought on by making one bad decision after another – which you can poke fun at.
Not sure which is worse. calling someone with mental retardation a retard or someone who’s being stupid. I’d go for the former, on balance. I think the word is commonly used of as an insult..
Must learn to proofread.
Like I said below, I think calling someone “mentally retarded” has different connotations than calling someone a “retard.” I think the former has more of a clinical term connotation while the latter has taken on the form of an insult.
Frankly, it doesn’t matter what the clinical terms are, people will always find ways to turn them into insults. Human nature apparently.
I think it’s just like using the term “gay” to express displeasure with something. It’s offensive to a lot of people. Doesn’t matter how it got that way…it’s offensive to use “retarded” or “retard” to refer to something or someone as stupid. I’m not saying I don’t do it…unfortunately both words are still part of my vocabulary, but I have close friend with a child who has Downs Syndrome, and I know it hurts his feelings when I say something’s retarded. So I am trying to change.
Most of the gay people I know call stuff “gay” too. If you don’t think it’s right than don’t say it, but it really hurts the argument that it’s offensive.
A lot of the gay men I know make it their mission in life to declare their gayness repeatedly to every person that is withing shouting distance.
Dude that’s just gay to say that.
Hmmm, not really. I just got tired of the email going off every 30 minutes or so informing me that “wheeeeeeeeee, I’m gay” has posted another “suck my lolipop” post on Facebook.
you know you can block him from your newsfeed/live feed… right?
Oh, NOW you tell me. Actually I didn’t have too. He made a remark how all straight people were evil and out to get gays, and I politely informed him that I could care less about his sexuality. He then got pissy with me, and removed his friendship, which was ok, as he was the one who requested it in the first place.
anytime you want to hide a person or application hover over the upper right corner of that news feed/live feed item. you’ll get a box that says “hide?” and if you click it it’ll block them!
i’ve blocked a lot of people from my newsfeed because they annoy me beyond belief.
Yeah, I figured that out, but thanks!
Yeah, that’s a handy little thing. I’ve gone so far as to make it so only a select group of friends on FB can even see my status because there were some people who repeatedly posted some insensitive comments about a certain sensitive topic (You know what I’m talking about). Ironically, the people posting such insensitive things were pregnant women. And I’ve blocked all people with new babies until the time comes when I can look at their profiles without twitching again. (And I’ll stop now since this isn’t really the forum to discuss such issues.)
*hugs rando*
pregnant women are either emotional sobbing messes or the biggest bitches i’ve ever met. not much middle ground. i fear for people when i get pregnant in the years to come… i’ve never been much to be an emotional sobbing mess, so i see myself being a raging bitch for nigh on 10 months.
Kiss my ass, Shorty
**eeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrr** Right over your head there JAC……. at least Rando got it.
Savor the flavor kid, you wont get another one past me again…..
It’s pretty retarded too.
snerk
Actually it’s wrong to call Gays gay as the homosexual lobby stole the term Gay from what it means – “Happy and Jolly” (You want a good laugh, try playing the song “When the Red Red Robin goes bob bob bobbing along” to a bunch of kids, and wait until you get to the term bright and gay and watch to see them creasing up in laughter.) See Gay should go back to meaning what it used to mean. (In the words of Clive James – “You can’t use the term Gay anymore. I like to think of myself as a pretty Gay kind of a bloke, but I can’t say that anymore”)
Don we now our gay apparel.
Exactly!! You just can’t use terms like that unless you’re talking about a bright pink Hawaiian shirt
Stole? Puh-lease :-\
It was a euphemism / underhanded slur directed at effeminate men suspected of being homosexual . They just took it on as their own, thereby removing its sting.
And now it’s being used as a pejorative again … “that’s so gay”. I don’t like that but I don’t get uptight about people “stealing” the word.
Language and culture are dynamic … get used to it.
Like the etymology of the word fagot. That word has had something like seven different meanings including a burden to carry, a bundle of sticks usually used as kindling, or a slur for old people.
I thought mental retardation was defined as having an I. Q. below a given level? And being stupid is defined as, well, having a low I. Q. (not as specific though). Unless you only mean people with Down syndrome? I’m not making fun or picking on you, I’m curious.
I think they’ve leaned away from many of those “IQ” terms, like idiot, imbecile, moron, etc. because of how they’re being used now. Do they still use retarded? Frankly I hope they’ve found new and better terminology for those who are actually mentally retarded because that word has just been ruined. As much as I try to avoid saying it these days (being a compassionate bleeding heart liberal and all), a childhood where everyone called everyone else retarded (even people in my school with retarded siblings did it) makes it hard to break the habit.
That being said, I think calling someone a retard has totally different connotations than calling someone mentally retarded. It seems to have gotten its own meaning away from the original term.
And finally, congratulations, Grimmiekins on making the front page again! I’ve got to write some damn LOLs, Grimmie is kicking my ass on front page LOLs.
Doh! Didn’t spot that either! Grimmiekins FTW! *mutter mutter s’not fair mutter mutter…*
I have a mentally retarded 13 year old, and the term they try to use to nice it up is “M R.”
She is a very normal, rather intelligent young lady, with the exception that she simply hasn’t progressed passed the skill levels of an average 6-9 year old. Mainly reading and math. Though, like Autism or any such neurological disorder, there is such a wide range of what the problems are. And often there is a set of commonalities, though no distinct set of symptoms.
Most adults recognize her disability, and treat her respectfully. It’s other kids that taunt her with a vengeance. Because she still thinks like a younger child in play behaviors, some have called her a baby, and that hurt her badly. I actually had to send my over sized 14 year old son to visit a few of them, with a word of advice….
I think that was probably an excellent lesson for the young jerks–that those they tease have people who care about them. I am sooo for the anti-bullying campaigns that have popped up in this country. About time!! If for no other reason than that un-redirected bullies tend to grow up to be lousy adults. Not to mention the real harm to the victims…
To have mental retardation requires an IQ below 70. You can have a person of above average intelligence (meaning over 100) who is stupid – as in Sarah Palin.
I’m glad you said this. I was going to make a similar comment. This word used in this way has bothered me for a long time. It was bad enough when it was third-graders saying it, but now that those third-graders are thirty-somethings, they really ought to know better.
Unfortunately, I’ve run into far too many people who are long past any age where “youthful ignorance” is remotely an excuse, who still speak and behave like children, and particularly rude children for that matter. Now that is the sort of thing that I would call stupid.
Hear Here!
Everyone knows that the politically-correct term for mental-retardation is learning disabled! Shame on you people.
As an aside, the politically correct term for me is: “Oversensitive Self-Rightious Douchebag”.
Learning disabled covers a huge spread of disabilities. M R is the term used for the mentally retarded.
Actually, you are not correct. The clinical definition of learning disability requires that the person not have a diagnosis of mental retardation. You can have a highly intelligent person who has learning disabilities. Albert Einstein had issues with dyslexia, the most common learning disability.
The most politically correct terminology for mental retardation is intellectual disability.
SILENCE RETARD!
9/11 was an falseflag operation.
Thermate in the dust
http:// w w w .bentham-open.org/pages/content.php?TOCPJ/2009/00000002/00000001/7TOCPJ.SGM
liquid metal in the rubble
http:// w w w .youtube .com/watch?v=_wVLeKwSkXA
Hey! Way to have an appropriate name! *applause*
I don’t think people really use the word “retard” or “Retarded” to connote someone with Downs Syndrome anymore. It’s more a low IQ thing these days. JMO.
Stupid assholes do it. I’ve heard it. I’ve also heard them refer to autistic people as retards, which just about sends me into a flying rage. My son is on the autism spectrum (not formerly autistic, but on the spectrum), and I mentioned that to the people making fun of autistic people. They STFU real quick.
bitter troll is down with the syndrome
What does a virus do? It spreads, hence “truth virus”. Spread the truth.
Go on then. Spread it.
Oh man, you scared me, I thought you said “Spread ‘em” and I had a bad flashback. But we won’t talk about that anymore.
It’s just what the cop said to the one-legged man.
Does he work at IHOP?
*snerk*
Rhinovirus doesn’t spread rhinos — why should this Troof virus spread the truth?
Time for some Troof antimicrobials, I think…
Remember to wash your hands thoroughly to keep from spreading the truth.
What DOES one wash in to keep from spreading the truth?
Fluoride?
Bile is good..
Ask Glenn Beck…
ROTFL! Spreading rhinos… giggle… There’s an image! Thank you Dhoti for one good laugh today.
Really, anyone dumb enough to think the website is a virus is already too dumb to understand the content the website contains.
If it’s a 9/11 conspiracy theory, then I doubt there’s much to understand.
Bush did it. What else is there to understand?
And he hates black people. That’s why he created the weather machine.
And he wanted all the oil in Iraq for himself and his buds.
Has everyone here forgotten their tinfoil helmets again? Sheesh.
I just added a new antenna to mine, but I can’t describe it here (they’re watching).
My wife added sparkly stuff to mine thinking it would be ‘cute’ to look a like. I was pissed at first, but then realized the sparkly stuff actually adds to the effectiveness of the tin foil.
I had a whole suit made. I think they’re going after my ovaries too. They sense my power and they seek the life essence.
But the sparkly stuff is more visible to the black helicopters! THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW!!!
That’s ok, I’m armed with troof and jubstice and my tin foil sparkly hat can redirect the laser pointers back at them. Not only THAT, but the sparkly stuff makes a multicolored light display that totally confounds their equipment.
not if it’s black sparkles
Why is it always a race thing with you Fairie?
Eddie; Only if it’s the French secret society whatever….
OH NOES!! NOT THE FRENCH!!!!!!11!!ELEBENTY!!!!
Don’t worry, Rando, he only sparkles in the sunlight………..
*dies*
*head asplodes*
i saw the movie this weekend… it was exactly what i expected. cheesy acting, cheesy dialogue… etc.
but, i expected that going into it. hence why it was my yearly douchebag date.
all in all, for what it is (not a great story, not great actors, not great lots of stuff) it was pretty good.
Sounds like the Rambo series.
that’s a pretty good comparison… twilight is to chicks what rambo is to guys.
we can all admit they’re bad movies/stories but we like them anyway.
9/11 was an inside job. Take 2 mins from your morning yuppy latte and google 9/11 inside job, take a look at thousands of websites devoted to the topic.
Perhaps you might find something you didn’t expect to see…. the truth.
As much as I can’t stand the Bush administration, I’m not going for the inside job conspiracies.
Yes, thousands of websites with no factual evidence whatsoever to back up their outlandish claims.
Show me proof, not some guy on YouTube telling me what he THINKS happened, or what some blogger CLAIMS occured. Prove it.
The claims are so wrong on so many levels that it’s rediculous. They are based on peoples PERCEPTION of what they THINK should happen, and not what actually is scientifically possible in those situations.
Everyone knows that if the internet says it, it’s true.
Teh internetz is srs bidness, man!
TomTom, go!
TomTom: And what about all those hundreds of witnesses that actually watched the plane fly into the Pentagon? Where they miled by a drone?
It would be different if so many of the truther web sites didn’t all point to their absolute proof, that is totally contrary to all the information from the other sites. And how many of them were caught with faked pictures and footage.
Good luck with that. The Elitists here are too busy pointing out spelling errors and waiting desperately to use the word “fail” in place of a sentence.
9/11 was an falseflag operation.
Thermate in the dust
http:// w w w .bentham-open.org/pages/content.php?TOCPJ/2009/00000002/00000001/7TOCPJ.SGM
liquid metal in the rubble
http:// w w w .youtube .com/watch?v=_wVLeKwSkXA
Are you kidding? You beleive that crap?
“That LOOKS LIKE melted metal.” So? It’s obviously Aluminum. Look at it, molten steel hardens to dark black. That’s whitish grey at best. Aluminum melts at a little over 1200 degrees F which is not at all an impossible temperature to reach in an intense fire.
Even if you claim jet fuel couldn’t burn that hot, carpeting, office furniture, and anything else in the building would have also been burning. Fires in many buildings that aren’t fueled by tens of thousands of pounds of jet fuel reach the melting point of aluminum.
Other aircraft fires where the jet fuel didn’t even ignite leave the alumium body of the fuselage burned to the ground, evidence that things like seats, carpeting, and other furniture can reach hot enough temperatures to melt aluminum. (Air France 358)
In conclusion, you’re an idiot, and you can’t believe everything you see on YouTube.
Steel doesn’t have to melt in order to collapse under the weight of the building. Ask anyone who has had to use an acetylene torch to cut things up. You have to be careful how you do the cutting, so you don’t have things falling on your head, long before you finish the cut.
The video he links points to dripping “molten metal” falling from the opening in the building.
I bothered to watch it before responding. I’m well aware that steel becomes structurally compromised far before it actually melts.
When *ahem* compressed under thousands of tons, hot metal would also drip. And it quite possibly would be the simpler alloy metals used for studs or other structural items in the building. Sorry if that seemed like it was pointed to you. It was rather to back you up.
lets not take into considerationt he building was filled with items and stuff made of other metals and what not too.
Nothing to do with the ‘Bush admin’ take time from your life to look it up yourself.
Rando, I’m sure you’ve spent an extensive 2 minutes reading up on the subject. Just keep watching the baloon boy on CNN, all is well, all is well.
The first post from “TomTom” had a line break after each sentence (fragment), whereas the second is written in block prose. The first had no misspellings nor abbreviations, but the second uses the abbreviation “admin” and misspells “balloon.”
Conclusion: The 2nd post was written by the government in order to further obscure the truth about 9/11.
enjoy… {link}
Hahah, I love Penn and Teller, and boobies, which makes it a perfect show!
Sexist posturing. It’s actually the a@@holes you like.
Of course it is. I’m not a 14 year old boy anymore, I’m well past watching a show just for frontal nudity. Boobs on TV are eye candy, not entertainment. I need some funny @ssholes like Penn and Teller to make me laugh in between the eye candy.
If enjoying the sight of a pretty naked woman makes me sexist, then I should join the sexist society of sexist sexists.
*hand clipboard over to The Steve*
Sign on the dotted line..
**graps clipboard from Steve** My God this reads like a regulars to Pundit Kitchen…. holy bagilonas Batman, there’s Froo, Diss, Paws, even Viking…. holy spaghetti monster there’s Shorty…..
we were the founding members… duh.
*Quickly signs the form*
There’s nothing more sexist than being attracted to women. How dare you, The Steve!!!!
“Being attracted to” and “Demeaning and objectifying” are not the same thing.
For crying out loud.
clearly your a commie socialst murder from belgien who hates women and loves tacos…cause….TACOS RULE
If you’ve ever worn a push up bra or high heals you’re a HYPOCRITE!
Your tits aren’t that firm, and you’re not that tall. You objectify YOURSELF. And we men thank you for it.
That doesn’t mean I would ever treat a woman as anything less than a princess.
(until they prove otherwise by being a lying cheating b1tch)
no no no women have the right to want to feel sexy, but not looked at like they are sexy…..and its ok for them to lie to men about what they really look like…because clearly men are all pigs
I don’t I’ve put on a pair of heels since High School, and that was a special occasion. Also, I sure as hell don’t need a push up bra thankyouverymuch.
I don’t THINK I’ve put on a pair of heels….
Or I don’t think. Whichever.
Must learn to proofread one of these days.
Oh, yeah, of course. Wearing high heeled shoes is totally exactly the same thing as declaring myself to be a public sex object.
And of course all women are either “Princesses” or “Lying Cheating B1tches”, and that’s not demeaning at all.
pfft like,wha evah
I suspect there’s a good (big) middle ground between “all chicks is good for is fvcking….hey, baby, take yer shirt off! And make me a sammich!!” and “OMG can’t look at boobies must respect womyn for their brains only don’tlookdon’tlookdon’tloooook!!!”
This middle ground would clearly include an appreciation for the visual stimulation provided by an attractive woman for the average hetero guy. A guy saying that he enjoys looking at boobs is not inherently demeaning and objectifying. Get over yourself.
Yay for the middle ground
And of course, there’s appreciation and *appreciation* … one says “What an attractive woman” and the other says “I see only your visual qualities and not your discomfort or fear as I leer, gesture and catcall at you … but it’s okay, ‘cos I’m appreciating you … you know you want it baby”.
Maybe that’s part of Whatever’s perspective on the situation …
Well, I have testicles, so the day I stop enjoying looking at boobies, the testicles will most likely be shriveled up like raisins, and I’ll be farting dust. Ok, even when I can’t DO something about it, I’ll still be enjoying looking at boobies. Just sayin’.
Ivan you’ll be the old man walking the mall with a Hustler in your walker basket.
I don’t have testicles, but I can admire a pair of natural boobies, too. Can I join the sexist club?
most definitely. here’s your membership pin… i’ll tell you how to do the secret “handshake” later. the guys really like it for some reason.
Although saying “honk honk” when some of us do it is pretty tacky.
Oh, goodie!! I’m so excited. I’ve heard it’s done without hands….or is that just a rumour?
Wow, I wanna get in on this club just for the secret handshake!
Not exactly a regular, but may I sign up too please? Thanks. Wait, is this the sexist line? I thought I saw something about 8008135? Please?
This is not funny. 3,000 people were killed on 9-11 and 8 years later we are no closer to people knowing the true events that took place on that day.
Anyone who laughs at the conspiracy theories obviously has never read on the subject themselves.
Who doesn’t have 5 minutes to Google it?
Do you want to know what’s really not funny? Willful ignorance, hatemongering, and anti-Semitism — that’s what the 9/11 conspiracy theories are *really* about.
You, the rest of the loonies, and the 20% of Democrats dumb enough to agree with you can FOAD.
“20% of Democrats dumb enough agree with you”
So did you just pull that statistic out of your @ss?
Liberal =/= conspiracy theorist lunatic fvckweasle.
Link, from a 2007 survey.
My mistake — it’s actually 35% of Democrats, and only 22% of all voters.
QQ
@ whiny steve
Believing the administration knew there was a threat of attack in advance =/= to beleiving that our own government orchestrated such attacks.
If they didn’t know ANYTHING about a potential attack, then what the hell are we spending all this money on intelligence for? The CIA apparently sucks at what they do. (no surprise, they’re gov’t employees)
Even IF they had intel to suggest an attack was planned, it doesn’t mean they could do anything about it. I don’t think they had any knowledge, because I don’t think anyone in our government is really that good at their jobs.
I just don’t think it’s fair to apply the results of that survey in a manner that essentially labels 22% of all voters as conspiracy theorist nut-jobs.
…and the survey says…. steve is whiny!!!
Certain members of classified departments carried out the events of 9.11.01. This was not CIA, FBI, NSA, or others. These were people who do not fall under any acronym you would know.
The former director of NASA is on the road as we speak presenting facts on why he and his team believe the buildings came down under a controlled demolition.
Laugh if you will, but the truth is nothing to laugh about.
First off, if you had a clue, you’d realize that the guy in charge of NASA is known as the Administrator, not the Director. (Again, I don’t expect perfection, but you should at least get the basics right.)
Now that we’ve cleared that up, tell me why Mr. Deets doesn’t appear on this list of NASA administrators, from Wikipedia.
I always love how it’s “Departments of unknown origin” or it’s “The illuminati” or the ever dreaded “THEY”…
How hard is it to understand… it was members of Al Qaeda acting out a plot hatched by KSM and Osama bin Ladin…
Oliver Stone didn’t make a documentary when he made JFK…
I agree, it was ALREADY A LEGIT CONSPIRACY!!
Why do the nuts have to make it a conspiracy that was made to look like conspiracy to cover a conspiracy?
you know what would be hilarious… if a government program used the acronym T.H.E.Y. and the members plotted horrific things and carried out the plans. then you’d be justified when you ranted online with the “THEY DID IT!”.
hmm, maybe all these nutjobs are on to something and there ALREADY IS a government program doing that exact thing!
*gasp*
the horror!
The secret organisation T.HE.Y. was renamed from T.HE.M.A.N. in the mid-seventies…
I thought T.H.E.Y was beat down after it failed in the Chevy comercial?
*gigglesnort*
Well, we Canadian conspiracy nuts know that it was all about Americans trying to trick us canucks……and…..manifest destiny….and stealing our beavers…and….
Anyone want a beer? It’s Canadian.
Sure! Thanks! Would you like some banana bread?
Mmmmm…..warm banana bread…..I’ll take it.
Wait, we took your beavers?
Where did we put them all???
*searches for government stash of Canadian hairless beavers*
The state of Massachusetts would gladly yield 70% of their beaver population to the good country of Canada. Anytime, anyplace! We stopped with the evil leg-hold trapping, and got a population surge as a result.
Who said they were hairless? It’s damn cold up here!
Was it MIB?
Cruiser IS one of your 20% Dhoti.
Maybe my faith in people’s intelligence is unfounded.
My apologies.
People intelligent… now THAT’s an oxymoron if I’ve seen one.
Last time I checked NASA dealt with Space. Even though planes were involved I didn’t see the hubble tele-scope, space shuttles, or even Houston involved in this one. So when a giant asteroid is hurtling towards the earth, I’ll ask NASA and Bruce Willis to save us all from the evil rock/ ice/ termite dusted area.
What about Clint Eastwood, James Garner, Donald Sutherland, and Tommy Lee Jones?
*facepalm*
I’m seriously ashamed of the fact that I could actually name every old dude in Space Cowboys.
Hey, don’t knock it! That was a good movie!!
And TLJ is teh hawtness
QQ more, GOY.
I’m not going quite that far — I did distinguish between the loonies and the morons who just fall for it — but it does suggest pretty widespread stupidity, or at least ignorance. At this point, without crackpottery, there’s no excuse for believing that Bush had advance warning of the attacks — the 9/11 Commission report is long, but it’s not a difficult read, and it’s not difficult to find.
And on the off chance you do find the 9/11 commission report difficult to read, don’t worry, they made a comic book version.
No, really. They did.
I’d be willing to believe that they knew something was coming, but didn’t take it seriously. Now, I don’t think the Bush administration had anything to do with 9/11, but I think they did exploit it for their own agenda.
I agree with you there Rando, but I think part of the lack of action was due to how people would have reacted at the time should the administration spoken up. It would have simply been labeled as a war monger looking for an excuse. See, cause Bill Clinton didn’t find those problems, it’s just the Bush war machine that is looking for an excuse…….
You all are idiots….
*fap fap fap*
Willful ignorance is the belief that truth comes from TV. How about you go Nuke Iran Dhoti and FOAD. Not really sure how anti-semitism got into the mix of things but OK?
Learn to read you mind-controlled sheeple!
Google “911 truth” and read, perhaps you might learn something that has meaning. Something you wont see on Good Morning America you dumb Fing yuppies.
First off, see that “Reply” button in the bottom right hand corner? Use it. (It won’t secretly report you to Dick Cheney and the Mossad, I promise.)
As the first Troofer to use the word “sheeple” on the thread, you win the grand prize — a piece of tempered steel and a blowtorch. Put the two together and see what happens.
They found termite dust in the remnants of the WTS towers… did you know that?
Why is that surprising? The place was filled with wooden furniture, wooden paneling, etc. — one would assume that some termites would eventually make their way in.
And I assume you’re referring to the WTC towers, right? I don’t know where the WTS towers are.
The World Trade Senter. Duh. LOL
It’s the British spelling.
Bah ha… termite dust? Are you kidding? Termites are evidence of a government conspiracy now? If that’s true, then my house was recently treated for government conspiracies, and we had to repair a little government conspiracy damage to the hardwood in the living room. I should call the government and demand restitution.
It was a typo, asshole. He meant “Thermite”
No sh*t, asshole.. I think 99% of the people here got that. We’re just mocking him because he’s a dumbass. Any other words of enlightenment you would like to share?
Ohh – I thought he was saying that the two towers were destroyed by a termite infestation
No, didn’t you see the movies?! The towers weren’t actually destroyed, they were just assaulted and defeated by invading armies/trees/hobbits.
Gypsum wallboard (drywall) decomposes rapidly when heated. It gives off Sulfer Dioxide.
Go look up the chemical reaction that occurs between Sulfer Dioxide and Iron.
Then talk to a blacksmith and ask him about it.
You don’t need magical thermite to bring down a building.
So, someone SLAMS a jet plane with tons of jet fuel on it into a huge building. The building burns for a while and collapses.
And THAT’S their evidence that it was blown up from the inside???
I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, but this is too much for me.
Clearly it was a supremely timed government plot involving everyone from the president on down working together in such a way as has never been seen in government before, and would make a Swiss watchmaker jealous.
the thing that gets me about this BS… the people who are bitching that 9-11 was a conspiracy usually are the same ones saying bush is dumber than my shoe.
figure it out people!
either he’s an evil mastermind who plotted an attack against his own country or he can’t spell his own name. he can’t be both!
What if he’s Rainman????? *quirks eyebrow*
They’re looking behind the wrong bush, so to speak (pun intended). Of course GWB didn’t plot against his own country. Karl Rove & Cheney planned the whole thing.
Actually, Rove & Cheney might be demented enough to do something like that.
I think you’re giving both of those guys a little too much credit.
If evidence ever surfaced pointing to that I can honestly say I would not be the least bit surprised.
I think that if there was evidence of the sort, the type of guys employed by both the Clintons and Obama would have found it. I’m not trying to throw up a partisan shield here, I’m being serious. The Clintons are the world’s best at ferreting out dirt on their opponents, and wouldn’t it have been a major campaign kudo had Hillary been able to whip that little nugget out for the American people to see?
Well, I didn’t say they did it. I just said they’re sleazy enough to do it.
Hel, I don’t get that attitude. If you really believe they were involved, why aren’t you doing anything about it? And if you don’t, why leave the nebulous door open?
I used to have a neighbor who was a full-on Troofer, as in he would stand outside the local Starbucks with his “9/11 Was an Inside Job” t-shirt to try to sway the sheeple. (Really, he was just divorced and horribly bitter and looking for an outlet for his hate, which seems pretty typical of Troofers.) I used to call him a coward whenever I caught him wearing that — as in “if you really believe that’s true, why aren’t you picking up an AK and fighting for your country?”
I was speaking hypothetically, of course, and not trying to be partisan. Just saying that Cheney & Rove setting something like that up is not out of the realm of possibility, at least in my mind.
Still — as much as I hate sleazeballs like Emanuel and Axelrod (probably about as much as the other site hates Cheney and Rove), I don’t seriously think that they’d commission the murder of literally thousands of people just for a political point.
Dhoti, you need to relax and stop reading things I never wrote or implied. I do NOT believe that members of the U.S. government engineered the murder of thousands of their own citizens. However, my opinion as to the sliminess and evil of Cheney & Rove is such that IF there was EVER any evidence that they did such a horrible thing it would not surprise me. I was having a HYPOTHETICAL discussion with Froo.
Chill out, dude. You’ll live longer.
I don’t think very highly of Darth Cheney or Rove at all. Do I think they’re disconnected enough to mastermind something like this for the sake of power? Yes. Do I think they did it? No.
I don’t get the impression that Dhoti was being “uncool” on this one, Hel. I think he was just giving you his opinion of the facts, and his incredulity that people actually believe that someone like that is possible.
Meanwhile, I agree with him that I doubt that anyone is evil enough to do something like that for a political point……
One person, maybe. (Say it turned out that Vince Foster was murdered by a Clintonista — I might not have been all that surprised, but I would have still been shocked, because that’s pretty far into “Murder at 1600″/”24″ territory.)
But 3000+? That’s Joker territory.
“doubt that anyone is evil enough to do something like that for a political point”
And I would have to respectfully disagree with you on that point. We can agree on the fact that we disagree.
then he’d be stuck watching wopner all day or cheating in a casino rather than plotting the downfall of the US.
Counting cards isn’t cheating, it’s just not allowed.
AIUI, after they discovered that people could do it, the casinos changed the rules of Blackjack to outlaw card counting. If it’s against the rules of the game, doing it is cheating.
Whether or not this says more about the casino owners than the few individuals who can do it is another matter.
I’ve always wondered how they enforce that.
Oh, sorry, I don’t know what you said, because I can’t read.
I’ll just be over here with my Literature and Language degree, not buying into your bullcookies.
*something clicks*
We are the mind-controlled sheeple.
The government controls our minds.
Join usssssss…join usssssss…
I read engineering analysis in ‘Science’ magazine, which I trust more than any fly-by-night website. That is not ‘willful ignorance’, it is educated choice of sources.
As for ’sheeple’, I think this is the case of the pot calling the kettle black. STFUGTFOESADITOP(tm).
Thermite, I meant thermite jack ass, also WTC towers. You probably think that you are funny, when you are actually just an ass…. You are certainly not smarter than the former director of NASA.
On October 21st at the University of San Diego, Mr. Dwain Deets, former Director of NASA Aerospace Projects, gave a multimedia presentation on behalf of nearly one thousand architects and engineers who cite evidence of explosive demolition in all three World Trade Center skyscrapers on 9/11 and are calling for a new, independent investigation into their destruction. These architects and engineers are listed on their website at ae911Truth.org.
Okay A: Three?
And B: Are you saying that the towers were laden with dynamite, and that the two big ol’ airplanes were just window dressing?
“Whatever”, do you honestly think that you are smarter than thousands of engineers and architects?
They have found thermite dust in the rubble, look it up. You all have the power of Google… use it.
There you go again…proof by ill-defined authority.
Read this — I’ll be happy to explain anything you’re unclear about, or pass you off to someone who can — then tell me if it causes you to revisit your “theory”.
No, I do not, but I am smart enough not to assume that someone is a expert of any kind just because they say so on the internet. Anyone with a keyboard can type diatribe and quote a thousand engineers and architects that they completely made up.
And also, I can tell the difference between two skyscrapers, and three.
I wouldn’t trust an architect’s opinion on structural engineering issues. I only say that because I am one…
Win
Like it’s real hard to dig up 1000’s of batshit lunatics. I’m sure we could find thousands more who would say, “Nope. It’s pretty simple. Plane flies into building. Building burns. Building collapses.”
…and if WTC 7 is new to you, I suggest you all start googling from there.
That, in NYC, two planes hit two buildings, and resulted in the TOTAL collapse of three buildings, and that WTC 7’s fall is not mentioned at all in the “official” (c)omission report, should be enough to ring some bells that the accepted story is just wrong.
Yeah 2 110 story buildings collapsed spewing dust and debri everywhere, I’m sure there was no collateral damage to the building that was CLOSEST to the falling buildings. Especially since it was only half their size.
Oh, okay, so two were hit by planes, but the third was included in the government conspiracy. My bad. I guess the government thought three planes would be too conspicuous, so they sent the third plane to DC as a sort of obfuscation. I totally get it now!
What about the fourth plane in PA? OH wait they just used the brand new Stealth Crapper to crash that plane. All the people making phone calls to their loved ones were actors. I think they got Rober DiNero to make a few calls.
No, no, no, the were to low on budget to afford the Stealth Crapper at this point. The just made up the fourth plane all together. All the family members claiming calls from loved ones were members of the conspiracy.
Please, please, PLEASE USE THE REPLY BUTTON
*chuckle*
Reply button it is your friend. Of course you are a conspiratist so by jumbling your response with others you confuse the issue and make it easier to try and prove your point.
Why is Mr. Sweet former, I’m thinking he got too dumb for the position.
On October 21st at the University of San Diego, Mr. Dwain Deets, former Director of NASA Aerospace Projects, gave a multimedia presentation on behalf of nearly one thousand architects and engineers who cite evidence of explosive demolition in all three World Trade Center skyscrapers on 9/11 and are calling for a new, independent investigation into their destruction. These architects and engineers are listed on their website at ae911Truth.org.
I still don’t get it. Could you please cut and paste again?
sorry…. was an accident
I don’t expect perfection, dear Cruiser, but when a supposed “expert” can’t be bothered to correctly identify even the most basic concepts, well, it doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence.
And you’re absolutely right, I’m not smarter than the former director of NASA. (At least the one I’ve met personally; I’ll give the others the benefit of the doubt.) I am, however, smarter than many retired NASA engineers, of which Mr. Deets is one. To suggest that he was the “director of NASA” is laughable at best.
But why do our relative intelligences even matter? I have yet to see you even attempt to make the beginnings of a logical argument — instead, you make whiny little insults and fall back on proof by authority (where “authority” is defined as “someone smarter than me who also agrees with me”).
I give up, I officially give up. You win Dhoti. You are too smart, and far superior in every way.
I hope you remember this forum war when you are detained and put into a camp. I hope you find truth in whatever afterlife finds you.
Yuppies living in a surreal world formed from farts and lattes. Enjoy it while it lasts, for your ignorance to the impending global enslavement will be your undoing.
You have such potential for individual, innovative thought… and yet it is so squandered like Shakespeare on roaches.
May God have mercy on your souls. 3,000 fellow Americans and 1+ million Iraqis/Afghanis have died as a result of those ‘attacks’.
You won’t even take time to research the events yourselves. You have the capacity, but lack the will to learn the truth. Shame on you all.
LOL! Okay, that was kind of brilliant, in a Twelve Galaxies sort of way.
No kidding, that was kind of hilariously awesome. I feel a bit bad now, because it’s not like this is actually a funny subject. It’s just so hard not to giggle at the internet crazy.
Yea, I don’t know if brilliant is the word for it, unless it was sarcasm which I kind of doubt. More like sad and scary.
Wow. That just made me sad. Severe mental illness is nothing to laugh at. (And I’m not trying to insult Cruiser cause I honestly believe he might need help)
Public Health Care can solve that!!! (Sorry had to go there!!)
LOL. It might. But it can’t compel Cruiser to take his meds. We need to be dirty COMMUNISTS for that.
You need Stalinists along with it to make it work.
You’re correct, Froo. You need a nice, despotic, bat-shit crazy, megalomaniacal dictator to -really- pull that off well.
NOES!!!! Can’t you see?! That’s the beginning of the global enslavement! Bush & Obama have been working on it for years! The partisan battle is just for show!
This guy is the Stephen Colbert of Truthers
That literally made my jaw drop. Tell you what, Cruiser, if we all end up in global enslavement, I’ll buy you a Coke.
And I’d gladly pay half..
In Concentration Camp Earth, Coke buys you!
Have you learned nothing from “Battlefield Earth”???!!11!!!
Yeah, John Travolta should have stuck with the sequel to Broken Arrow where he comes back as zombie pilot, hijacks a ferry, and terrorizes Corpus Christi.
John Travolta looks aweful in dreads….
“John Travolta looks awful.”
There I fixed that for you.
be careful making blanket statements like that. he was a pretty sexy danny zukko many many many years ago.
“John Travolta has looked awful for the last several years.” Better?
most definitely. he’s not a good looking fat bald man.
However Sean Connery pulls it off.
Sean Connery is a rule unto himself.
I learned not to read anything written by L. Ron Hubbard. After that, the idea of watching the movie just seemed to painful.
Crusier: Give me a list of facts and I’ll refrute every single one of them. Don’t say I didn’t research b/c I don’t believe the drivel coming from the conspiracists.
http:// w w w .bentham-open.org/pages/content.php?TOCPJ/2009/00000002/00000001/7TOCPJ.SGM
please refute this, i can’t seem to wrap my head around how military grade explosives got mixed into the dust.
They didn’t.
The short answer: what JAC said.
A slightly longer one: read this. I double-checked the paper on this — those samples were analyzed *six years* after 9/11, with no documented isolation or chain of custody in the meantime. Even assuming the analysis is accurate, that hardly proves anything.
Also, they didn’t find “military-grade explosives”; they found residue they think is consistent with “nano-thermite”. Unfortunately, knowledge of this nano-thermite only exists within the 9/11 conspiracy community, so it’s impossible to review these claims.
B/C the Ebil Gubberment was “smart” enough to pull off this four pronged attack, hide most of it from the pitiful civilians, but just happened to use Military grade explosives? Isn’t that like using your own driver’s license to rent the U-Haul you’re using to blow $hit up with?
And doing so when the U-haul lot has several trucks with the keys left in them.
Jeezis… Glenn Beck goes by the screen name “Cruiser”?! Who knew????
What a maroon. All these 911 truther theories have been debunked already by the guys at Popular Mechanics. We may as well start talking about Obama’s birth certificate next…
It’s not an OFFICIAL debunking until Mythbusters does a special on it!!!!!!
Or if they put it on the internet! Then it’s REAL!!
But haven’t you heard? Hawaii isn’t a real state!
**walks up to N00b with hand out** Royalties please. I brought back the Bugs Bunny maroon thingy. I’d like my money please.
*writes out check* It’s in the mail!
I sent you extra because I know I’ll use that one again and again.
It bounced!!! Of course I added 6 or 7 zeros to it (lost count). But it bounced. That’s a $35 return check fee, on top of what you owe me.
We get to go to camp!? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! I hope they have lattes there.
And if it is on the TV then it is real?
What? Camps on TV? Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!
Pfft. We “yuppies” hate camping. We’d all better bring our RVs.
(Who the fvck says yuppie anymore???)
Dwain Deets?!?!? LMAO!!
I knew the guy from when I worked at NASA’s DFRC. He was a hell of an engineer, but seriously, he should have stuck with that.
My funny bone is sufficiently tickled by the fact that some idiot troofer on the internet is invoking the name of someone you used to work with, hehehehehe.
It’s a small world after all.
Someone get the mental floss. I now have that earwig stuck in my brain.
Yay! I win!
Noooooo!!!! Notthatsongnotthatsongnotthatsong!!!!!!!!
*curls into a ball, whimpering*
-___- this was a photo taken in Allentown, where i live….
I actually think i know that guy
can you smack him for bitter troll?
I dunno who he is, but I was thinking of running him over on my way to work, it would’ve been funny as hell.
Yeah, good old Allentown.. I thought this looked familiar..
Is Rosie O’Donnel visiting this site now?
no this one is not about cheeseburgers, or cheesecake, or pie, or muffins, or cookies, or cake ooh she loves cake…and jelly beans!
Hmm, maybe she meant to be in the next about McDonalds but landed in here? She was pretty “big” into the 911 conspiracy theories.
it was hamsandwiches that committed 9-11~!~~~~!!~~! they must all be destroyed…BY ROSIE!!!
LOL, Reminds me of some graffiti I saw on the interstate a few months back… “9/11 was an insid job” and yes, that’s EXACTLY how they spelled it! Now the city has put fresh cement on it to cover it up. It’s a comspiracy I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!
LOL! It’s a government conspiracy to cover up alternate spellings!!!
9.11 was an Inside Job!
You mean 9-1-1.
No Windows 9.11!!! It was a travesty.
Hundreds of ways display a date.
9.11 can mean September 11th….
So sorry grammar Nazis!
Here…..*writes on scrip pad* I’m going to give you this prescription for one sense of humor. You go ahead and have that filled any time.
His insurance won’t cover it. Sad, really.
Rando, your insurance makes me jealous!
According to my stalker trolls, it doesn’t sound like my prescription is getting filled either.
But we all know that isn’t true. Mwahahahahaaa!!!!
-stalk stalk stalk-
Why does bitter troll follow me around saying “stalk stalk stalk” all the time?
Trust me, this scrip will be filled by anyone anywhere for free. It’s the bestest!
The Blue Collar Comedy boys are the pharmacists.
If that doesn’t light your fire, your wood’s wet.
You realize, right, that when you pout and say you’re leaving, you actually have to *stay* gone, right? Otherwise you just look like a tool.
Psst, Dhoti, you’re giving him too much credit. He already looks like a tool, he doesn’t care anymore.
I’m baiting him, not legitimizing him — I hope, anyway.
I urge anyone believing in this conspiricy take a lot at what it REALLY means to be skeptical: looking at ALL the evidence, not just the evidence you require to fit your theories.
Because being skeptical is about being ready to be wrong – and it takes a brave believer to question if he/she is wrong. If you believe the government set 9/11 up, you’ll have no problem giving better evidence than what you have.
Trust me, I’ve been there and believed this conspiricy myself. Just please come to recognise that if governments can influence mass audiences and brainwash people, and if religion can influence mass audiences and brainwash people*… that maybe the makers of videos such as Loose Change can ALSO influence mass audiences and brainwash people – you in particular. Please understand – devoting your time to a lie is not worth it.
* I hate the irony of the first Zeitgeist movie.
I also used to believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy. Part of me isn’t 100% convinced that SOMETHING wasn’t going on, but I think it was just turning a blind eye to something they didn’t think was actually gonna happen. Hell, they might have even heard the whole plot and thought it was bullshit. I mean, before 9/11 actually happened, would you have believed something like 9/11 would happen, and happen so effectively?
But the fact of the matter is, there’s not any good proof whatsoever. And instead of dragging out a national tragedy for the sake of conspiracy, it’s best just to let it go. Because sometimes the truth is really just that simple.
I can’t even imagine the amount of intel that the White House has to slog through every day. Even if this was a serious threat before it happened, I wonder how many other just as serious threats went out that day and were prioritized along the same lines as this one? I doubt it was ignored so much as filed away along with all of the other whack job religious chatter that happens all the time.
I believe that 9/11/01 was a conspiracy and am 100% convinced that it was parts of our own government.
Do I believe Bush himself had anything to do with it? No, Do I claim to know who did? No Do I ask myself questions and then answer it on forums? Yes
They make meds for paranoid schizophrenia now.
Nah, nothing so grandiose — like most Troofers, DHT here is just deeply bitter and hateful and managed to hook up with a group of like-minded hatemongers to wallow in it.
Just look at how they start a conversation — every single one of them shows up, guns blazing, screaming about how stupid everyone else is.
So you don’t know who did it, but you think SOMEONE in our government did. And you came to that conclusion how exactly?
Keep on believing your television, all is good.
All is well.
Not as long as you continue to post bullshite it’s not..
Eddie har har har! You so clever!
Thank you, thank you..
-tickles eddie- who’s a clever boy? who ? who ? whos a clever boy?
UNCLE!!!
DUDE Eddie pi$$ed his pants!!! Get that man some depends.
911 – Loose Change
just watch the movie
Just like an inconvenient truth? *snerk*
justa, bitter troll wonders, and its a honest question . not picking a bitter fight now, do you discredit that film ( that bitter troll himself never saw , nor is himself convinced the global heating thingy is all that ) because you dont agree with the evidence or because it is presented by a insane liberal democrate?
Because the OK govt investigated it, and made the ruling that before it could be shown in the schools, the kids had to be told that there were 9 inaccuracies in it. Sort of like the photoshopped image in his latest book. And just for the record, an insane politician is the same, liberal or conservative.
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*UK*
UK government is NOT OK!!!!!
But is it KO?
Almost… regime change imminent….
Tooooooooooo Sooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!! Elebenty!!!!!!
I thought he was talking about the Oklahoma government.
see bitter troll really does not know alot about it, as for insane people…thats just bitter troll’s opinion
I looked into it when it was announced that my kids would be forced to watch it as part of science class.
-nods- unless harder facts can be given, it should not be taught in a science class. as silly as saying a intelligent creator made the universe should be taught as hard science. no real proof of that
It’s almost as bad as a Micheal Moore propaganda fest.
Actually worse. At least Michael Moore’s movies make me laugh..
wait you mean the man who makes so much money off a movie about how evil money is, might be full of s#it?
and for the record, bitter troll still pretty liberal guy, but ..full of s#it is full of s#it
Well said, BT. Well said.
bitter troll remembers when his first movie came out, bitter troll was a lil bitter troll living not far from flint, times was rough, and his movie was pretty decent…tried to show the plight of the poor…was pretty good and fairly fact based..then he made alot of money…then he went insane as so many do.
I have yet to see one of his movies that doesn’t take a degree of literary license. Something you aren’t supposed to do when making a documentary.
it cant be easy to do so, when your making a movie aboot a mix of facts and belief
Movie =/= documentary, and that is the problem with MM.
Well, I’ve heard a few times that he doesn’t claim his films are documentaries, but movies. They’re clearly opinion pieces, but Moore’s problem is that he presents opinion as fact.
Now, that being said, I’ve liked that films I’ve seen of Moore’s because I agree with many of his opinions. But I have heard many, many times that he is a great manipulator of context to fit his agenda, so I know what I’m getting into watching Fahrenheit 9/11 of Bowling for Columbine. Haven’t seen his last couple films.
He called them documentaries until there was enough crap proven wrong that he had to change over to opinion movies.
As much as I believe in the global warming thing, I agree that said movie shouldn’t be required viewing. It’s a movie made by a politician, and technically speaking global warming isn’t hard and fast science.
That being said, there’s nothing wrong with teaching kids to be earth friendly. This just isn’t the way to do it.
Read my post above.
You can watch Loose Change 911 for free on YouTube, check it out!
Nah, especially since you recommended it..
Check it out! NOW! It goes well with the doritos you are eating!
I don’t have time for Doritos.. but I’ll take a pastry.
Do they have Doritos in Australia? Cos that would be a deal breaker for me.
what does the kawala bear really taste like?
Like a cough drop.
Needs moar Van Jones.
Also, needs less YouTube crackpots.
Need less you, more cool people.
You need less epic fail in your replies, and more Seroquel in your diet.
This actually made me laugh.
Me too.
Millions of barrels of crude oil exhausted EVERY DAY…..
Yeah, that has absolutely no impact on our planet…..
Reply button is your friend and has a HUGE impact on your discussion.
Thank you O wise one! You have enlightened my spirits to no end!
Not if you’re just replying to the voices in your head. :[:
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconut. There they are standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head…..
Keithybabes, do you do stand up? If so where and how much are tickets?
I’ve heard he gives the tickets away for free if you admit to being a heckler. He always enjoys ridiculing people in public.
I heckle for no man! I take that back, I would heckle the poop out of Jeff Dunham, that puppet molester has no talent!
Not this fVcker. Shit, there are limits.
Brother bought a coconut he bought it for a dime.
May have an impact, but it turns out that it wasn’t global warming…..
Climate change, say it with me cli-mate-change.
I know people in N/S Carolina are slow, but damn!
When teh temperature increases in one region, it tends to decrease in another. These people we call scientists (NOT ALL GORE) have a good sense of what is going on.
Among scientists there is no debate amongs who is causing the climate change.
The only thing slow on here is you. Nothing happened over the last decade, while the entire time people with agendas were screaming about how much it was.
Keep up with the insults, it only tells me how much the truth hurt you.
Oh, and the lies too. There are just as many scientists who don’t believe in man made global warming as there are. That’s the reason politicians tried to slip in the “consensus” bit.
*pulls JAC away* Leave it bro’, ’tain’t worth arguin’ with a hobo. Just give him a dime and pass on…
Well, some of them are worth throwing the truck in reverse, and squishing.
Linky….
It’s not there. THEY must have surpressed it…
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bitter troll’s only responce to that
-http://www.catsforgold.com/-
*snort*
Oh THAT. As a denier, that leaves me with a warm smuggy. Is that bad? *turns up the furnace*
Have you head about the oh so poorly shopped photo in Gore’s newest book?
The one with all the hurricanes? Day After Tomorrow FTW!
Yes. One of them was even turning in the wrong direction. Ice caps melting from the center.
Anyone who actually reads scientific journals (like those of us who work at universities) knows that the consensus extends to the belief that global warming and climate change exist.
However, the SAME people also know that once you add in that ever-so-important adjective “anthropocentric,” the consensus evaporates.
This is, of course, WHY it’s so important to the people pushing their agenda that that word be left out of any discussion of climate with the layman.
I believe that we had A climate change. But the degree of man’s control over it is where I call bull.
Actually, I have heard that the number of scientists that don’t believe it outnumber those that do.
Almost certainly, but most of us don’t work in the vested interest environ mentalist (UK meaning) lobby.
There is NO DEBATE!! I already said there was no debate, why are you still debating??!! I have spoken!
-gasp- he speaks for the trees….KILL IT WITH FIRE
No! Save the Algoreax! We need the truffula trees!
How else will we make the Thneeds?
they put it there to make sure only people dumb enough to believe their insane conspiracy theory check the website. it conserves bandwidth.
It’s actually truth-v irus…
your actually a re-tard ed
What?!?! Why are you calling me a retard, BT? Why? What did I do to you?
you anally raped bitter in the shower last tuesday…dont you remember? was was bitter troll just another notch in your anal rape belt?
*sniff* me too. And he never calls, never writes…
Damn, it must have been those drugs charro confiscated yesterday. Slipped me a micky she did!
Bah! I don’t believe it! You can’t rape the willing!
It doesn’t look like anyone’s linked to this brilliant xkcd comic yet — pretty much sums the whole thing up.
Flawless Victory! Finish Him!
clearly this stick figures are gay
*snerk*
LOL!!!! Good one!
I can’t believe the number of people that still believe that “terrorists” blew up the towers. I used to think that until I actually looked into it a little bit. There is a lot of solid evidence to prove otherwise.
You mean photoshopped pictures and cg edited videos found on youtube? That evidence?
Yeah, I thought terrorists did it until I looked into a little bit, then I became skeptical. So I looked into it a big bit. Now I’m back to thinking it was the terrorists.
If you’d read all the above comments you would know that it was actually government-trained termites. Everybody knows this. But Bush has now gone, and it’s time to move on.
And the termites responsible have all been exterminated..
The termites were a cover for the cockroaches! The termites were innocent! Genocide!
Simpletons who don’t understand chemistry, metallurgy, physics, or construction principles raving on the internet does not constitute “evidence.”
There’s more evidence that I’m GOD than there is evidence that anybody but crazy people from explody countries brought the towers down.
*applauds*
Pssst. BTW, if you are GOD, is there any chance you could cancel the whole asthma thing?
Travis is the man!
Point by point rebuttal of the conspiracy and “Loose Change” by maddox, with links to other rebuttals. May be offensive to reality deniers.{http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons}
Has no one noticed the pink hair?
STOP LOOKEN AT MAH PUBE!
typical american full of retards
how many retards is he full of?
typical non american retard full of …
*slaps segei with firefox and adds to block list*
but common, most of our retards are in polotics!
I found the perfect example of polotics while playing Killing FLoor
if you want your friend to join you, you need to kick someone. so you talk to the 4 people on teamspeak and they agree to kick someone. screw the other 2 guys, don’t need them 
wtf is segei ????!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
typical american full of fail
Typical socks. *yawn*
Stuff who is who!! What the hell are Polotics??? Is that a Game on horseback played by people with a nervous twitch
Correct, Vila.
Polotics = a physiological condition usually found in the economically higher tiers of society. Its symptoms include involuntary spasms and posh accents. Its main cause is the watching and participation in an equestrian mallet and ball sporting event.
Now that was bad porn…
Google 9/11 Truth. Read for 5 minutes. Pretend that you didn’t spend 8 years listening to bullshit on TV. Popular Mechanics is owned by the Hearst Corporation (a huge media conglomerate).
Spend 3 minutes! 1 minute for each thousand Americans that died that day. Prove to yourself that you know what you are talking about.
You first — spend twelve minutes (that’s one minute for each SAS operative that planted explosives in WTC 7 — you knew that, right?) and corroborate the existence of nano-thermite.
You *are* capable of backing yourself up, right? Go ahead. I dare you.
I know that WTC7, a 52 floor building, fell at free-fall speed with small isolated pockets of fire. It was the 3rd office building in history that collapsed due to fire. The first two were WTC 1 and 2.
Knowledge can be supported and defended; faith can’t. You merely believe it, because you can’t support or defend it.
(Also, they were more like the 17th through 20th. Wrong again.)
What Dhoti? Did I put something in your coffee while you where in the bathroom? You’re talking gibberish.
Firefighters on the scene, in WTC 7 reported small, controllable, isolated pockets of fire. There is still no official explanation for the collapse….
Watch a video of WTC 7 free-falling in on itself…. doesn’t take ‘faith’ to see something wrong.
Really? This fairly massive collection of NIST reports and data looks official to me. There’s even a video page, since you seem to be a visual learner. (I’m confused, though — I can’t trust anything on TV, but I can trust videos on YouTube? How does that work?)
So, again, tell me — without falling back on blind faith — why are these findings incorrect?
“Popular Mechanics is owned by the Hearst Corporation ” — so? What does that mean? I thought it was the US government that was behind 911 according to you. Now it’s a huge media conglomerate? Are they working with the US government?
This is what I find on the site that you linked.
“When did WTC 7 collapse?
On Sept. 11, 2001, WTC 7 endured fires for almost seven hours, from the time of the collapse of the north WTC tower (WTC 1) at 10:28:22 a.m. until 5:20:52 p.m., when WTC 7 collapsed.”
Once again, the first time in history large office buildings have collapsed in on themselves from fire.
Not to mention, the site you linked ends in .gov……
So why do you trust that NASA engineer, my poly-cotton blend friend? Didn’t his email address end in .gov, too?
Since you’re utterly unable to defend yourself logically, I’m forced to conclude that you’re motivated by blind faith. I’m glad we’re finally seeing eye to eye.
I think he’s motivated by the voices in his head.
Eddie you are so funny! What are you 60 years old?
Dhoti, there is nothing you can do to convince me the government had no part in 9/11 and there is nothing I can do to show you the opposite.
Please use your gigantic brain, and all of your wisdom on something more useful than trolling blog comments. Perhaps you can find a cure for cancer, write the next greatest novel, find a solution for global climate change…. anything would be better than wasting your ginormous amount of intelligence on crackpots like me.
Seriously, get a life.
Actually, not quite 60 but I can see it from here.. was there a point you were trying to make?
Ok I’ve had enough Cruiser. For someone with such a high IQ, you can’t even figure out how to hit the “Reply” button to the post you’re replying to (and I know that’s been pointed out before), but a trained Monkey could even accomplish that task. So if you have an IQ of 130- 140, how are you dumber than a trained monkey?
**hands out banana**
ILPB you are big on your reply button….
Eddie, the point I was making is that the ‘voices in your head’ joke was popular back in the 70’s….
the voices in bitter trolls head never joke, they tell bitter troll to do things….baaaaaaad things
But only to Charro, BT, so it’s all good.
-shifty eye and hids his trench coat behind his old van by the high school yard- yeaaah just charro….
Gasp!! Bitter are you doing bad things to people other than Charro!!!
only murdering them…
Oh….well, that’s okay then. Carry on.
As long as you’re not doing bad things to them.
ZOMG! He’s found the cure for cancer! If he murders them they can never get cancer! *gives bitter Nobel Peace Prize for science*
I’m big on that b/c of the simple fact that the reply button is so people know what you’re replying to/ talking about… you know like looking someone in the eye when you talk to them.
So are you now against older people too? Funny how things come full circle. Someday the sh*t you spew today will be laughed at in your future.. Oh wait, you’re already being laughed at.. never mind.
Why so butthurt? You finally formed one completely correct sentence.
Though I have to give credit where it’s due — I nearly spewed coffee out of my nose after receiving the “get a life” speech from a dude whose online presence consists of screaming “WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!ELEVENTYONE!”. Bravo, good sir.
you need to get a life so bad! now excuse me while i go play world of warcraft…oh hope this person im grouping with is really a chick
Moobs are boobs too, you hater.
Everyone commenting here needs to get a life, including me. Excuse me while I don’t respond to anything you ass-clowns write anymore.
Hope you cry like girls when everything you own is taken from you.
I have a Life. I also have a Risk, a Monopoly, a Battleship, a Candyland, and an Apples to Apples.
i can haz shoots and ladders?
I am Hungry Hungry Hippo, I mean have, not am.
But no Stratego — that game’s for sheeple.
….and no Taboo, because it violates my right to free speech.
pfff you people get a CLUE!
This is all just a Trivial Pursuit, can’t you see that?
Bastardo!!!! You beat me to the Punch Out.
bitter troll is Sorry..
Don’t worry, BT, you’re not in Trouble, it’s me he’s yelling at.
well you deserve it, bitter troll told you to Dont Wake Daddy
And you’ll be Sorry!!!
Ok I’m waty behind the times, maybe I need an Operation.
No, you just need to enhance your Concentration
I think I can do that by Pick Up Sticks off the ground.
works better if you can do that…WITH ANTS IN YOUR PANTS!!
Do any of you use what’s in your Cranium?!
Only on Pay Day. Occasionaly back in the day I used it to Go to the Head of the Class.
you have a monopoly on the good puns
These puns Boggle the mind! I’m left to Scrabble for a couple leftover puns.
I don’t think so… why don’t you continue on your Trivial Pursuit.
Hee.
Cruiser has Chutes and Ladders..
“Hope you cry like girls when everything you own is taken from you”
by whom? your babbleing 911 jibberish one moment now someone is going to take everything we own?
is the scary obama man going to take EVERYTHING we own and leave us hobo’s with fingerless gloves and no shoes sitting around a camp fire with box car willie?
Weren’t we supposed to have been rounded up into Halliburton campus already, to eliminate opposition to Bush’s third term?
And if Darth Cheney can’t make it happen, then Present and Smilin’ Joe ain’t got no chance, fool.
darth cheney is happy, he has his hunting camps…takes orphans and places them into large open feilds, breaks their legs so they cant run to fast, then chases them down in a golf cart and shoots them
While on a sex-spree in a Tijuana whorehouse, Dick Cheney used a live cougar as a condom.
The bodycount was fourteen Mexican whores and one cougar.
In Tijuana, they refer to this as “The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man.” Dick Cheney refers to it as “last Thursday.”
Were they African Mexican whores or European mexican whore? These are the things I need to know.
There are so many swallow-related jokes I could go with here that my head literally hurts.
well that depends on the size of their coacoanuts
Hey, if Janet Reno didn’t send the black helicopters to take me to the internment camps, I just don’t see it happening now….
your not a smalll cuban child….
I always figured that, if Janet Reno wanted you in a camp, she’d break the wall down SNL-style and drag you out herself.
*wipes off screen*
Thankfully it’s only water. Between you three (Diss, BT & Dhoti) you’ll need to figure out how you’re going to pay for my new computer.
-suddenly sees robot chicken walt disney- ELIAN!!!!
That’s Cruiser’s own fears coming to light. He’s afraid the government is going to bust in to his home and take his stuff. They’ll have a difficult time navigating in the dark (tinfoil on windows) through the labyrinth of newspaper walls (15 years’ worth, at least).
OH NOES!! the obama thought police are coming to steal your comic book collection RUN RUN BEFORE THEY GET YOUR COPY OF SHE-HULK
Cry like little girls? That’s pretty sexist, you dicksniffer.
Cruiser, I think it’s funny how you think *we’re* the assclowns here, when *you’re* the one who takes the word of a “9/11 Truth” movement as gospel truth.
Just because someone claims to know all about something and can hit you with a barrage of information doesn’t mean it’s right.
You want an idea of just how truthful the 9/11 “Truth” movement is? Next time you’re on one of the 9/11 Truth forums and one of the higher-ranking members quotes somebody (e.g. George W. Bush, John Farmer), look up the quote for yourself. More often than not, they’re taken completely out of context.
@DHT, Cruiser and all thermite people:
You know that Thermite is simply Aluminum + Iron Oxide (rust+aluminum), right? I don’t see how *possibly rusty* support beams, combined with aircraft aluminum wouldn’t turn to thermite…
To cook off, thermite requires a lot of heat, but Jet fuel has enough. If it didn’t, there are a lot of magnesium parts on the plane that could burn and act as a fuse (hint: you can light magnesuim castings in a bonfire. Wicked hard to put out).
And burning magnesium + water = pretty fvcking spectacular.
Oooh, and given the topic and the holiday on Thursday of this week, what a great time to link to this video: Cooking a turkey with thermite.
bitter troll remember’s the early 90’s rap group “public enemy”….wonders if the CD “9-11 is a joke” can be considered offensive now
I was listening to public enemy just the other day.
Still awesome.
THE GAME YOU JUST LOST IT !!
Obviously, the author is an idiot who just bought his first computer and just learned about viruses. Good job, moron !
clearly! lets go to his house and slap his mother, because clearly he is a 12 year old girl too. in a pretty pink dress and buckeled shoes.
Bitter, this makes me look at you in a new light.
AND PIGTAILS!!!! bet he has pigtails too, like cindy brady!
cleary the belgians did it
FAKE THIS SITE DOESN”T EXIST I CHECKED
S’because it got taken down.