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Dude, how long have we been at this bus-stop? Like, 15 hours?
Told you using our only van as a car bomb was a piss-poor idea…
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That’s a van bomb, not a car bomb. Geez….
But they carpooled! Doesn’t that make it a carpool van bomb?
Carpool van Bomb. Sounds like a Dutch rock star.
HELLO AMSTERDAM!!!!!
*looks up from bong in coffee shop*
Whut?
I heart Amsterdam coffee shops. We should have those here!
Just as long as they take your keys at the door…
They don’t. But then again, they don’t take your keys away at bars, either…
We should start.
Well, you get on that and let me know how it goes
Interestingly, in the Amsterdam coffee shops they don’t sell booze or food, just non-alcholic drinks and a dazzling variety of marijuana and hash. It was so lovely to pop in and have a cappucino and a joint
I actually was the Keeper of the Keys, back during college party days. I had to Falcon Punch one guy who forcefully insisted he was fine to drive.
He wasn’t.
Reminds me of Say Anything. The Key Master. Epic film!
Nigel Powers is not amused.
If were all going to be here than let us speak “english” english.
I hereby declare this LOL funny! May God bless and increase its creator. Arise Sir Zenonplazmos!
I second that!!
Increase its creator? Are you wishing obesity upon Zenonplazmos?
If we can increase him enough, we can achieve Jaba the Hut size.
“Ah no thanks, I’m bulking up for wrestling season… just ‘The Hut Size me!’”
Hahahahah terrorists are so funny!
It’s hilarious that people are dying every day! So funny!
Let me know when it is appropriate to start making jokes about the Holocaust!
You’re joking right?
those jokes where ok like a decade ago
*whispers* Don’t encourage it..
It was a joke, I was pointing at the fact that it is not funny to me…. not nearly as funny as Sarah Palin is at least
I heard a holocaust joke today. It wasn’t that funny. Anyway, just letting you know it’s OK to make a joke about the Holocaust now.
humor is a good thing. and it’s something that political correctness will never fix, because humor pokes at the insecurities and intimate moments of people’s lives that they don’t want poked at. this is not a nationally broadcast media outlet, and the people who post comments are for the most part anonymous….you will have to learn to get over immature and unsympathetic people if you want to survive online. it’s a fact, trolls will say things for the sole purpose of pissing you off. they are like the terrorists of online forums.
Anyone else having a hankerin’ for Sarah Palin’s new book?
Oh me, I haven’t read a good comic book in ages!!
I hear that there is mostly pictures which is cool! I love pictures and stories and stuff!
Which explains a lot..
Pictures help explain a lot for you Eddie?
No you twit, I was referring to you.. Jeezus you’re slow.
Jesus isn’t slow, he had Nike sandals!!!
I didn’t understand what you were getting at, till I saw 3 of the big 5 ad spots on this site were for her book
Adblock is your friend.
Agreed. I don’t have ads for Palin, Coulter, or anyone else. It’s nice. And it makes the site load a lot faster too.
Is that what’s doing it?
-_- COULTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
It’s ok Scott, Mr I Eat Dogtreats is too smert for us and his humour is a level above ours.
Ripping on Palin… when having your party in charge of the Presidency, both houses of Congress, and Supreme Court still isn’t enough to gloss over the fact that you, personally, are completely inadequate as a human being in every way.
Oh, and for the record, I @#$*ing LOATHE Palin. Goddamn Creationists…
So much for tolerance and diversity ! Oh, you Liberals!!
Slagginham isn’t a liberal. Way to burst in and show arrogance, ignorance, and stupidity in one fell swoop!
Yes Slagging usually makes me look liberal. Maxwell release the hounds, and by hounds I mean the stupid ankle biters…
Mutant retarded children?
Slagginham is one of those things people don’t believe exists. A conservative who isn’t a Christian. He’s the polar opposite of me: a liberal who IS a Christian. In another universe he’s The Amazing Randoham.
Isn’t it possible that we just enjoy making fun of her just for the fun of it? And to rub in how awesome we were for taking over everything?
I would accept that as a possibility, if more of it were actually funny instead of lame.
As for awesomeness… well, you can take the credit when you start accepting the blame as well.
Okay, your first point is fair. There aren’t enough funny Palin jokes, including the dude who brought it up here.
As for your second point, awesome results of awesomeness takes time. And we’ll likely do what both parties do when things go wrong: blame the other guys. That’s politics for ya! D’oh!!
He may have came in a little mean, but he has a point. It’s usually all fun and games but there is a double standard about what constitutes a “joke” from both sides.
NAH, you’re imagining that….
Mean? Well, yeah, I AM mean.
Sometimes, you NEED mean.
Ghidorah is defeated by Godzilla, not by fluffy bunnies.
I think the Stay Puft Marshmellow man could tak Godzilla.
Marshmallow vs Fire Breath? I think not. Maybe a phyrric victory, if in his gooey death throes he liquifies and smothers Godzilla.
Godzilla would make the hugest s’mores mankind has ever seen.
Too bad it’d be radioactive need radioactive suits…. besides where do you get a Graham cracker that big. We’d also have to lure them to Hershey PA for their giant Hershey Bar there…. this is sounding like a lot of work, and to even make it feesable. Remember lazy American’t here.
I don’t think so. I think Godzilla would likely just eat the marshmallow man.
staypuff vs the zilla? bah easy godzilla would totally pwn his newb @55….now staypuff vs the gramcracker and chocolate monster of cananada…good fight
See above gooey smothering….
But those fluffy bunnies could reproduce at an astounding rate and then could simply fill Ghidorah with love and then Ghidorah would give up all his money and pay for universal health care.
is Ghidorah paying for the health care of the whole universe now??? did I hear that right?
“Sarah Palin’s new autobiography doesn’t come out until November, but it is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the website, it says, ‘People who bought this book also bought no other books in their entire life.’” –Jimmy Fallon
Maybe that’s why a failing late night show is what his career has boiled down too.
His Palin jokes are pretty good though!
“Sarah Palin’s 400-page memoir is going to be released on November 17th, and it’s called ‘Going Rogue: An American Life.’ And critics say that it starts out okay, it get’s really exciting and then confusing, and then the last 100 pages are blank.” –Jimmy Fallon
“The book costs $24.99, but it has a $5,000 jacket.” –Jimmy Fallon
As opposed to ” Dreams of my Father”, a father who Obama barely knew, was an alcoholic who died in a car wreck ( which is what Obuyme is doing to the country) and was not even written by Obama but won a literary award?
What? He’s making America an alcoholic?
*buys stock in Jack Daniels and Jim Beam*
Lady Liberty is a tough b1tch, if she becomes an alcoholic, she’ll drink whiskey for sure.
*Looks at shelf stocked with Jack, Jim, SoCo, and the Captain* So Lady Liberty is a Southern broad then? Cause it sounds like she would be drinking like I do…
Lady Liberty is french so she’d probably drink some froo froo wine.
Nobody gets my wine!!!!
Oh wait……..nevermind.
i’m not trying to be mean at all, but just curious….what has your career boiled down to as opposed to Jimmy Fallon’s?
Now that can’t be true. I’m sure they also bought the King James Bible and McCain’s book…and maybe didn’t like the latter?
McCain’s book: too mavericky
Or not enough Mav’rick, or cowbell.
definitely not enough cowbell.
You cn never have enough cowbell.
This lol has too many sads too be funny.
Long captions aren’t short.
So true. So very true.
Geroge Washington was against political parties! It will be the ruin of this country!
It’s so easy to label people as left or right… when in fact they are mostly the same. Name 1 thing that has ‘changed’ under Obama?
It’s kind of scary, how everything you’ve said has already been ridiculed by xkcd…
It’s kind of scary, how every time I comment on this site you follow me and stalk me!
Read the comic, pretty funny stuff actually! I bet you like Calvin and Hobbes, if not you suck rhino dong.
“suck rhino dong?”
Wow, not only are you loony, you’re pathetically immature too.
What’s truly frightening is how you time your appearance in the “Latest Comments” box to coincide with my coffee breaks.
ARE YOU WATCHING ME???? ARE YOU INSIDE THE HOUSE???!?! SHOW YOURSELF!!!
DHOTI! The posts are coming from inside the house! The posts are coming from inside the house!!!!!
Name one way in which your comment has something to do with this LOL?
Or sanity?
Name one way in which you LOL at my comment.
Keithy, I don’t believe anyone was talking to you.
I wasn’t talking to you either. Ner ner fatty.
Kaithybabes if you’re fat there’s no need to further demoralize yourself in public forums…. get help man.
I think most everyone on here would vote that you need the mental help. Just saying….
No U
I see a business opportunity here:
“The Conspiracy Theory Diet”
Eat nothing but Ramen noodles, drink nothing but store-brand soda, and blame the *illusion* of weight gain on the Hearst Corporation!
justacarolinian, I think everyone here would vote that you take that stupid cowboy hat off, because this is nearly 2010 and you are not a cowboy.
Dhoti, I don’t drink pop, I’m not fat and I don’t know why I’m confused as to why I even defend myself against a Mac user.
Can you not find the proper reply button? You aren’t convincing anyone here of your intelligence. That’s for sure.
And you don’t have a clue what that hat represents.
I think you and Cruiser have a lot in common. Do you talk to each other much? You really should…
Yes, but not on here please. I’ll have to check the Fire Marshall’s notice but we might be at capacity for deluded, conceited troll socks.
Interesting that DogHouse responds to insults to Cruiser. I think he have a multi-sock here.
I wouldn’t lol at your comment. But it did make me question your grasp on logic and reality.
HelOnWheels, keep believing everything you see on TV. Television is not owned by corporations, neither is this country.
And everything you see on the internet is the truth? You have got to start sharing your drugs, man.
Cruiser, once again, how is your original comment relevant to this LOL and how you reply relevant as well? Answer: in no way, shape, or form.
Are you saying that “Dr. Who” is NOT an accurate, unbiased documentary of humanity’s past, present and future??!! Cause that’s what I watch on television and I believe in The Doctor!!
I haven’t had a chance to watch the new Dr. Who, except for a few episodes of the first season. Are they good?
Good enough that my teenager bought them all on DVD…with his own money.
They have Doctor Who parties.
(I actually liked them all, but still haven’t watched all of them.)
Hmmmm…..I think I know what to add to my wish list.
much <3 for the Doctor
I think they’ve been doing a really good job with the new series.
Annol’zy!!
And my husband found the Firefly series on DVD for only $20! (I know, I know, spoiled teenager.
)
HOW… you are my favorite person right now. The Doctor is teh awesome.
That’s right!
Cruiser hasn’t quite learned how to use the “Reply” button. You know I think I trained my German Shepard to do it in five minutes. So Cruiser is dumber than a dog? Let’s find out!!
Name one thing that you don’t like about Obama? then we can talk about changes.
One thing that has changed…well, George Bush is no longer president. That’s a big plus.
good lulz never die, they just show up on pk six months later…
This is nothing to make jokes about…….. but I am ROFLMAO !! This is hilarious – thx for a big giggle !
too soon!!!!111!!!
is that a german flag i see there?
its BELIGIAN!!!
Bulbous Bouffant!
all you bus station belong to us now.