Who is that homeless dude?
have to protect wallet…
(Nicolas Sarkozy and Muammar Al-Gaddafi)
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Second!
fail
A turkey is either of two living species of large birds in the genus Meleagris. One species, Meleagris gallopavo, commonly known as the Wild Turkey, is native to the forests of North America. The other species, Meleagris ocellata, known as the Ocellated Turkey, is native to the forests of the Yucatán Peninsula.
The domestic turkey is a descendant of the Wild Turkey and features prominently in the menu of the Canadian and U.S. holidays of Thanksgiving and that of Christmas in many countries.
Turkeys are classed in the taxonomic order of Galliformes. Within this order they are relatives of the family/subfamily Tetraonidae (grouse). Turkeys have a distinctive fleshy wattle that hangs from the underside of the beak, and a fleshy protuberance that hangs from the top of its beak called a snood. With wingspans of 1.5–1.8 metres (4.9–5.9 ft), the turkeys are by far the largest birds in the open forests in which they live. As with many Galliform species the female (hen) is smaller than the male (tom or gobbler) and is much less colorful.
*takes shot of Wild Turkey*
Good call Janie.
‘Tis the season, after all.
Mmmmmm…turkey….*Homer drool*
you can’t pardon a turkey??
*slams into the bed with a tryptophan coma*
First!
fail.
When Europeans first encountered turkeys in the Americas they incorrectly identified the birds as a type of guineafowl (Numididae), also known as Turkey fowl (or Turkey hen and Turkey cock) from their importation to Central Europe through Turkey, and that name, shortened to just the name of the country, stuck as the name of the bird. The confusion between these kinds of birds from related but different families is also reflected in the scientific name for the turkey genus: meleagris (μελεαγρίς) is Greek for guineafowl. The domesticated turkey is attributed to Aztec agriculture, which addressed one subspecies of Meleagris gallopavo local to the present day states of Jalisco and Guerrero.[1]
The names for M. gallopavo in other languages also frequently reflect its exotic origins, seen from an Old World viewpoint, and add to the confusion about where turkeys actually came from. The many references to India seen in common names go back to a combination of two factors: first, the genuine belief that the newly-discovered Americas were in fact a part of Asia, and second, the tendency during that time to attribute exotic animals and foods to a place that symbolized far-off, exotic lands. The latter is reflected in terms like “Muscovy Duck” (which is from South America, not Muscovy). This was a major reason why the name Turkey fowl stuck to Meleagris rather than to the guinea fowl (Numida meleagris): the Ottoman Empire represented the exotic East.
The name given to a group of turkeys is a rafter, although they are sometimes incorrectly referred to as a gobble or flock.[2]
Several other birds which are sometimes called turkeys are not particularly closely related: the Australian Brush-turkey is a megapode, and the bird sometimes known as the “Australian Turkey” is in fact the Australian Bustard, a gruiform. The bird sometimes called a Water Turkey is actually an Anhinga (Anhinga rufa).
Heh heh. You said “cock.”
Is this Muhammar from the wax museum? looks creepy
It’s official: Qaddafi makes PK funny.
Fist
and fail.
Fisting is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum. Typically, fisting does not involve forcing the clenched fist into the vagina or rectum. Instead, all five fingers are kept straight and held as close together as possible (forming a beak-like shape, casually referred to as a “silent duck”), then slowly inserted into a well-lubricated vagina or rectum.[1] Once insertion is complete, the fingers either naturally clench into a fist or remain straight. In more vigorous forms of fisting, such as “punching,” a fully clenched fist may be inserted and withdrawn slowly. Fistees who are more experienced may take two fists (double-fisting) in the vagina or rectum. In the case of double-fisting, pleasure is derived more from the stretching of the anus or vagina than from the thrusting (in-and-out) movement of hands.
*blushes* Now I’m turned on.. *takes another shot of Wild Turkey*
*takes a shot* Well, he seemed to be looking for answers.
Not sure I’d want to demonstrate on him, though…
Wimp Lo! Retrieve the long rubber glove! Now you shall receive the fist of fury!
I think of fisting as…*blushes*….for friends!
So do I score points if I say that I have small hands? And therefore a small fist?
*fans self*
Yup!
*feels faint* Oh my..
-catches charro and smiles- high!
How did you know I’m high?
You mean.. like this!?!?
Yep. Like that.
*is getting dizzy trying to follow this nesting fail*
how does bitter troll know your high…well your awake
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* Whut?
Uh, ladies, Rando also has small hands! Perfect for, well, many deeds that may require a small hand so as to prevent injury.
So long as you aren’t donning boxing gloves for protection like Keithy.
*decides not to play with Kiethy on this one*
*holds up his hand* I never knew you had this power my friend… I promise to use this newfound power never for good, but for awesome!
Wow, that was a weird nesting fail there…
I’ve seen weirder.
Weirder nesting fails, or weirder powerful hands?!
-glances down to his bitter hands-
bitter does have wonderful bitter hands. *shivers*
-pulls charro into max’s car- backseat loven?
I do love backseat lovin’.
*tingles*
good cause bitter troll loves to give charro backseat loven…-buries face in charro parts-
*gasps* Oh bitter..
let bitter troll spread a lil butter on that…nomnomnom
*is nommed*
-puts on a diving mask and snorkle- mppphhh!
*sings* Under the sea, under the sea, darling it’s bitter down where it’s where take it from meeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!!!
nom nom nom nom!
grope!
nom nom nom nom!
Did you bring the riding crop and the mayonnaise?
O.o I’m gonna have to watch this!
Thanks be to the gods..
Don’t forget to add the meat!
Like this?!
No. Weirder.
*dons boxing glove* Let’s keep it safe…
Gives a whole new meaning to “Fists of Fury”, don’t it?
I am underwhelmed….
Same here. And so far the comments seem to be on par with the caption. BIG “meh”.
I’m just anticipointed. I finally came back to PK and this is the first thing I saw. Well at least it’s not preachy!
Long time no see! Welcome back, and … As you say – at least it’s not preachy.
*waves at Igloo*
Max, darling, I’ve been meaning to ask you. Since you’ve been promoted to Presidictator of PK does that make me the First Lady?
First Lady for life in fact… since I suspended term limits after DWN passed the reigns over.
Yay!!! The media may now fall all over themselves declaring me glamorous.
And anyone who so even mentions your shopping sprees gets a red hot poker in the eye!
*tries new name on for size* Does this name give me a better sense of style?
*applauds* Beautiful Janie love!
makes your boobs look bigger too
Re-he-heally? I’m afraid I’ll need proof of that.
*snerk*
“reins”, or “reign”. One is for horses, the other over a fiefdom. Which is your preference? –it isn’t clear, since we’ve heard that you like riding crops!
Couldn’t it be both? The Reins to the Reign?
Hmm. We’ll have to take a vote on on that one, Sir Presidictator!
This looks like a job for…. *trumpet fanfare* The Grammar Council!
I am making no value statements regarding the riding crop. I’m just saying that it may or may not be in the Bedroom of Doom at this moment. Maybe.
That give’s me inspiration for my next Dummy Election Campaign slogan “Let’s Ride This Horse to Utopia!”
*looks at riding crop hanging on wall*
*is tied to bed*
Hee hee I know where this is going..
You bet your bottom… dollar, missy.
I like money.
And riding crops..
Oh, this sounds like fun! Can I play?
Yes.
As a side note, I cheez friended you. Accept my request. As Supreme Internet Dicktator, I command thee.
What is this cheez friending and how do I accept?
Don’t you have an ICHC profile?
I do, but I don’t see any friend requests. I have no friends.
Under “defaultuser”?
No, that’s the bastard who stole my name! Kill him/her! I’m under DefaultName
Done and done.
Ooooh, can I join in?
My cheez friends or the stuff were doing with the riding crop and the bed?
Of course Eds. Here, hold this can of spray cheese.
Well, the first step would be cheezfriends I think.. I’m not sure about using riding crops with people I don’t know.
Hey BT, not worry.. sounds like a simple game of Whip the Cheez.
I got Eddie as a cheezfriend, but I still can’t seem to find Charro
Her cheez name isn’t charro. That’s an important point that went over my head at first too.
I dropped you a message..
Awww, thanks boys.
Yay! I have friends now! I’m so cool!
actually he will open his jacket and rape him
Dude!
damn right he rapes this dude.
So this “Who is this homeless dude” is like Vladurday for Sunday now? If they don’t pull out something better than this next week I’m gonna be writing some strongly worded letters with bad spelling and little to no punctuation. I think I may use poor grammar as well!
As well as at least one full sentence entirely written in capital letters (perhaps even bolded).
And one must never forget one’s “ELEBENTY!!11!1!!” when writing an angry letter.
Oh noes.. Anything but THAT!!!!!1
Whatever you do, remember to whine and make childish insults and taunts to anyone you don’t agree with !
Says the troll whose name is childishly taunting and insulting..
I smell a splash of MegaSock on this one. Hard to believe that pathetic troll would be back after all this time and humiliation but… well, maybe he just learned at his knee.
MegaSock? Oh great. It figures that a troll from before I was even here would target me. Damn, it’s a burden being this awesome.
Megasock? is that a zoird driven by one of the power rangers. the ranger witht he power of sock!…..the saddest ranger of them all
Megasock? I had a turkey sandwich for lunch. It was good.
Megasock? You know, the Penguins of Madagascar is ALMOST funny, but not as good as the Madagascar movies.
the penguin??? him be like a totally stupid villian…why dont batman just gut punch him and be done with it
Megasock? OMFG I love those animals they’re just so F*cking funny!
and tastey! with bbq sauce!
Megasock? Oh crap, I forgot to put the clothes in the dryer!
Megasock? Well, when they get stretched out that bad, I start using them for dusting.
Megasock? I hate dusting. I almost never do it, and it aggravates my allergies badly.
You’re in love with me, aren’t you? Sorry, I’m taken.
Unrequited love is such a heartbreaker. *busts out tissues* Oh poor stalker troll and the love that will never be! *sobs*
*holds Jane*
But see it has a happy ending… Rando’s married and you have me!
Oh and of course the real happy ending is that the Rando stalker is alone…. terribly and horribly alone…
Awh arone. So ronery!
bitter troll wishes he was pretty enough for stalkers
You need more lipstick the guys really love it when you glob it on!
bitter troll does! oh wait you mean on the lips?….well ok bitter troll will try it
*hands BT a tube of mascara* Here, try this too. HEY! Not down there! On your EYES!
On your -eyes-?! O_O
You know, with the mascara on the hair around his belly button it looks like his stomach is watching us….
You have inspired me! I shall write a tragic opera about Randos stalker sock and it’s un-requited love! It shall be written in Swahili and preformed by midgets! Broadway here I come!
Performed by midgets?!!!!! Are you calling me short???!!!!!! *Rando sulks*
Well, actually you were going to be played by two midgets. One standing on top the other one. Most of the other characters will only get one midget on stilts.
That’s just goofy enough to work!
This could be HUGE! Bigger than “Springtime for Hitler”!
If I pretended to be hurt by his insults and pretended to cry do you think he’d leave? Wait, I don’t want him to leave! It’s FUN!
*brightens up* That’s right! *gives Max a “happy ending”*
A latte with a happy ending?
A full body latte.
Is that like caffeinated soap?
For when you want your morning shower to really jolt you awake, Caffeinated Soap. *picture of smiling people in a shower*
I actually bought some for a friend for christmas one year.
Jane your not the only one to see Idoicity
Caffeinated soap? Eric likey.
{http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/}
Half a jar of Nescafe in the bath is just as good, and gives you a nice tan…
We should hang out.
You like money?
go away….bateing
Ouch my balls.
watch out its beef supream!
They are shaking hands like each just saw the other picking ass with that hand.
This man is BELGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAPIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOOOO SOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!11elebenty!!!q&schlumpfenhausen!
FRENCH EATS HIS HORSEMEN!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!1!!!!##!!!!
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!!
stop kicking people into the pit of death…really
Go back to the Drew Carey Show!
the price is rite?
*fake wrestle drop kicks Rando and BT*
SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
-flails- NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOooooOOoo7ooo
Holy shit, I was just drop kicked by the Tick.
EAT MY JUSTICE…-throws a mighty punch at the ref-
I CHOICE YOU PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(P_P)!!!!!A^^^^^^111111111
*hands over valium* You may need this more than I do I’m afraid.. Which is saying a lot.
Really. A lot.
Pikachu is very tasty with KC barbecue sauce.
not drunk already? how sad.
Why is he worried about his wallet? Gaddaffi isn’t a Liberal Democrat, is he ?
no no, Gaddaffi loves war and death , so he’s a republican
Your reach is excellent as usual, Reed Richards.
BAH!!!! ITS ALL RICHARDS FAULT !!!! RIIIIICHARDS!!!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!1
AAAAAAAALLLLVIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!1!!1111!!!!!!
*snort* Props Rando Young Bean.
And my favorite screamed line from TV or movies:
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!!
That never gets old.
Three! There are three lights Picard!
Five! There are five! Put your pants back on too!
We liberal democrats would tax all your income, TheOne, but alas your allowance from Mommy doesn’t count.
Tsk, tsk little boy. I’m sure you contribute greatly to the country…errr…maybe not you little fvcktard.
Look! It’s “Someonewhodoeswhateveryoneelseontheboarddoes”!
You make the space bar cry!
keep peace like that
Hi,
I like this article but..
Can someone tell me about Barack Obama?
I know that he is a serious candidate for ‘08, but I would like to know where he stands on the issues. I checked his site but nowhere can I find the info. i am looking for.
so please tell me…
*headdesk*
I’m charro and I approve this timely message.