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My name? Putin, Vladimir Putin.
(Vladimir Putin)
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I am surprised he is aiming with his right hand and he is left eye dominant.
Good catch! Maybe he believes in equal opportunity. If he was aiming with his right eye his prey wouldn’t stand a chance.
He’s really saying “hoo boy, this is gonna look great on Pundit Kitchen”.
Best to give your prey as much help as they need. I mean when you’re Vladimir Putin that is.
Being right handed and left eye dominant isn’t that uncommon…most people in that boat will still shoot rifles right handed using their right eye, but will switch eyes with a handgun (or with whatever that nasty looking machine pistol thing is above).
I’ll bet you will find that it really is uncommon. Every person I know, whether left handed or right handed, uses the same eye and hand for shooting. Using the opposite eye from the hand holding the gun really doesn’t allow you to aim properly.
i don’t know, i shoot that way – drives my brother, the former di, absolutely bonkers
Oh, I wasn’t saying it’s not done, just that it’s not very common. I can imagine your brother gets a bit spun up if he was a DI!!
I’m cross-eye (that’s what it’s called, dammit!!! Stop making fun of me!) dominant with a handgun. It’s something you have to hide when you’re taking a concealed carry class because it’s not considered the proper way to shoot, and they won’t give you a license if they catch you doing it
I don’t even know how you’d do that. That would seem extremely awkward.
*pouts*
I’ve never fired a weapon.
I’m a dyed in the wool Texas Neo-Con. They’d revoke my ConservoCard and kick me out of the state if I didn’t own at least one gun, lol.
So that’s why my mom got kicked out of Tx. She doesn’t like guns or violence of any kind. Otherwise she’s uber conservative. Right down to listening to Rush *shudder*
Further education from PK! I now know why I was so rubbish at clay pigeon shooting! Nobody ever explained it to me!
I’m cross-eye too, and the only thing I can’t shoot with is a shotgun.
The future Mr. Captain Wow couldn’t keep my Christmas present a secret for another month and gave it to me early. A Rueger 380. It’s sexy. He informed me that my mutual love of firearms is one reason he fell in love with me….
*shrugs*
Capt. Wow, I think that beats the hell out of the crap the commercials are telling our men they must get us if they don’t want to sleep in the garage. “He went to the gun store and got me something awesome” is much, much better than “He went to Jared”, in my opinion.
I would love a gun much more than some fancy shmancy jewelry.
Can’t have one in this state though. *pouts* Can’t wait ’til I move…
Yeah the slogan would be hilarious: “He went to Bud’s Gun Shop and got me something awesome.” Gotta love Kentucky.
I’ve only fired a gun once…but it was a bullseye. I figured I’d better stop while I was ahead.
Guns do tend to be more of a necessity on a ranch out in the middle of nowhere in Texas. The nearest town in Junction, which barely exists as it is, and is still a pretty decent drive away. As much as I dislike guns, I wouldn’t want to be caught dead riding or walking around there without one.
“He went to Jared, shot him, took the diamonds, then brought them to me with a brand new Glock .45.”
Jared? My boss? He’s dead!? And I get a diamond out of it? You’ve made me the happiest girl!
I’ve never had to aim a shotgun. I’m rubbish with most anything else but skeet shooting, from the hip bewn. Done.
The only shooting I like to do is in Halo. Shottie snipers FTW! I finally got a new Xbox, and I am SO getting a new copy of Halo 3 at Christmas.
he gets so twisted watching me shoot, can’t stand my stance, can’t stand the fact that when he slips into di mode after all these years i yell back at him, and to top it all, he just can’t understand why i do everything wrong yet have as tight a pattern with his guns as he does…. but he agrees i can shoot any way i want as long as i reload his brass and bring the beer for later (as long as it’s mgd or mdg or whatever that cr@p is) {they’re going to come take away my bleeding heart liberal card for admitting this aren’t they?
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*takes bad fairie’s card*
Yep. Sorry, you can’t have this anymore.
You should know better than to let your man drink that crap.
Yeah, but the shooting’s just fine. Please don’t tell the conservatives that liberals like guns, too, though. I’d like that to remain a secret just in case… well, let’s just say “just in case”.
Hush, PM. You may have said too much already..
At this point we have no choice. We’re going to have to shoot him and make it look like he accidentally shot himself because ‘the stupid liberal didn’t know how to use the gun’. It’s the only way to protect the secret.
*sigh* You’re right. Harsh, but necessary.
my other friends on fb are getting provoked because i won’t play farmville with them, i keep telling them if i can’t shoot things or blow things up ala doom & the like, i’m not wasting my time….
does being liberal mean i have to be a pacifist too? if so, i’m toast
I’m not down with the Farmville either.
I was down with Farmville for a while, but it’s a bit tedious after a while. Farm Town is the same way, but you can plant flowers and squirrel topiary and I dedicated it to Sydney. I feel bad not going there more often to water my garden.
My daugher likes it, but she’s ten…
*sigh* her spelin is gud to
Farmville was fun for a while, but it’s just the same thing over and over. I’ve gotten addicted to mafia wars >< I'm the only person at my level who still has a single digit mafia!
what man?!?!!! that’s my brother — eww, we might be southern, but we’re not like that, ewww. besides if that’s the poison he wants, i don’t mind as long as he keeps his mitts off my scotch, but still, eewww. i mean he’s cute and all, but still, eewww
Wow how the hell did I miss that one. Sorry..
is ok, but still eww, but did have to tease a bit
Is how i shoot too. i’m left eye dominant but right handed. fair shot too imho. well, ok, i switch it up when shooting a bow vs a hand gun…
I switch it up when using a bow too! Er…that is to say I shoot both left and right handed. I’m a terrible shot with either hand though
i think its a pp-2000
…and I am aiming at the world!
Obama would scream like a girl if Putin pulled out his gun like that.
I suspect you would too, troll. And then you would piss yourself to boot.
It’s possible to troll here?
I thought that was the whole point ><
Well, you just proved that it’s possible, by bringing our President into something he wasn’t involved in, and trying to insult everyone’s intelligence.
Now, who put out the Purina Troll Chow? It’s a bit early in the day for them to start swarming.
Obama is a big sissy.
Here trolly trolly trolly! Come eat your troll chow! Remember if you don’t eat it all you won’t get desert.
A “desert” is a landscape or region that receives almost no precipitation… If you are going to mock a troll, please try to spell things correctly? Thank you.
Well, you won’t get desert, so there.
I thought trolls liked deserts? Isn’t that where they live?
Their brains work very badly in high temperatures. But nocturnal trolls might be well off in the desert.
Oh, that’s right, mineral based lifeforms have silicon based brains which always operate better in cold. That would explain why you usually don’t see them during the day though. If they’re in the desert it would be to hot for them any time other than night.
Indeedelydeed.
OMG! Danbala has been possessed by Ned Flanders.. Quick, someone call Dan Quayle!
I thought they lived under bridges. That’s why you have to send a goat across a strange bridge first, in case the troll is hungry. 8^D
Well, I suppose it depends on which species of troll you’re talking about.
What is that gun?
Cant remember the brand off the top of my head, but the model is a PP2200 Machine Pistol.
isnt this one of the machine-pistols in call of duty modern warfare 2?
yes, putin’s gonna akimbo your ass with pp2000
Certainly looks like an Izhevsk PP2000.
Is that a flashlight?
quite an impressive firearm.
“His displeasure was communicated partly by the barking hectoring quality of his voice and partly by the viciousness with which he waved a long silver Kill-O-Zap gun at them. The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. ‘Make it evil,’ he’d been told. ‘Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with.’”
HGTTG FTW! (Actually, that passage is from RATEOTU, isn’t it?)
I have no idea what that means, but the quote was awesome.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy..Restaurant at the End of the Universe..
I don’t have any guns right now, but if I did, I would have a Kill-O-Zap gun. Hopefully one that makes lots of noise.
*sigh* It’s been to long, I really need to reread those.
Putin is either extremely badass or has one hell of a guy setting up his photo ops.
I thought that too, then I came across this one (clicky). Kind of throws a new, possibly slightly disturbing light on him…
ZOMFG HE IS SUCKING THE INTESTINES OUT OF THAT POOR BOY!!!
Why is no one stopping him?! Oh won’t someone -please- think of the children?! *sobs*
He said he wanted to kiss the boy ‘like a kitten’. I doubt that seriously. Seems like someone caught him trying to suck the kid’s soul from his bellybutton.
In Soviet Russia, raspberry blows you!
well he is former kgb….. and did make it to the top of the political heap in russia, and hunts & fishes shirtless, so i’d go with totally badazz
Real marksmen fire with both eyes open.
Real marksmen don’t use wildly inaccurate machine pistols.
real marksmen don’t need a mosin to hit a moose.
thanks to Modern warfare 2 i now know the name of this gun AND it SUCKS Glock 18 is much better
I’ll write something I don’t often write, but this calls for it:
lol!
So if Putin wants his avatar to shoot things on Modern Warfare 2, he should use a Glock? Thx, I’ll keep that in mind.
Eh, Modern Warfare. Putin can’t be bothered with video game war. It’s no substitute for the real thing.
Remember, no Russian.
Oh. Very timely UserFriendly strip today.
vladimir putin uses small guns – he doesnt need to compensate for anything!
Anyone notice how he’s right handed and using his left eye? I’ve got the same problem using pistols. O_o
I’m better suited for rifles.
It’s apparent you didn’t notice that the very first comment said exactly the same thing. :rolleyes:
Is the flag Belgian?
And rising!
Yes, but is it rising? Or is it something else?
Eh.
Somehow using a Bond reference with Putin doesn’t really work for me – In that Bond worked against the Russians in most movies/novels. The disconnect makes this one piffle, in my opinion.
And that Putin is so clearly a Bond VILLAIN and not the other way around. He should be saying, “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE.” but I think that caption has been done before.
I think it has, too. Also.
to death I might add..
Is this Vladurday thing getting a bit lame? How long has it been going on for? I mean considering we only get about two lols up there each day, Vlad probably gets more publicity on PK than the Prez..
Maybe he should be moved to the ROFLRAZZI celeb site?? The way he’s posing and prancing would put most celebs to shame!!
He’d probably be quite good on ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here!’..
I can haz rhymes?
Roses red red
Violets are blue
You better watch out
Or Putin’s eye will eventually find you
this is my kina diplomacy
I’m not much of a gun nut, but I WANT THAT PISTOL!!!
A man who murders anyone who disagrees with him- no wonder the Libtards here love him !
Oh, at least try to make sense!
Awwww….Rando has a stalker. Aren’t you just precious?
*pets Rando’s troll stalker*
How cute. Would you like some skittles?
did you dip them in strychnine?
And arsenic..
and wearing old lace?
And then bury the results in the basement?
Using your WWI veteran brother to do the digging, of course…
Were you guys watching?! O.O
not at all, we just know you very, very well ;>
Apparently so.. *wipes strychnine and arsenic from her lace*
. . . the Panama Canal!
Would you like some elderberry wine?
Super… you got any spare room for these ladies?
A man, a plan, a canal.. Panama!
That is one of my mom & dad’s favorite movies.
I’ve ‘only’ seen it in play form, a local group. Lots and lots of fun!
“Well I’ll be dipped in sheep dip and called Rando’s Troll”
Please, go away fudpucker…
As usual, no intelligent arguements- just juvenile namecalling- a speciality of the Libtards.
Tit for tat little man.. I don’t see you adding anything relevant or intelligent to the conversation.. A specialty of retarded little stalker trolls..
I don’t know. I’m kinda tired of Rando’s annoying tantrums too.
libtards calling people names? well for that bitter troll will call them poopy heads! STINKY POOPY HEADS…to show how mature bitter troll is
Coming from the guy who started this thread off with a baseless assumption and a name-calling, I’d say you fit the description of a Libtard then.
*grabs Rando’s lame ass stalker*applies superglue to a set of earphones*promptly snaps them on his ears*duct tapes him to a chair and turns on twilight*smiles evilly at the asshat and turns ipod on continuous loop of Miley Cyrus songs*
{insert evil laughter here}
socko’s ears are bleeding and face is pooping out his eyes….
*applies evil eye opening torture devices a la Clockwork Orange*
*giggles maniacally*
*high fives Captain Wow*
hot chicks tortureing stupid socks? thats kinda sexy really
I think they call it torture porn… Strange it never really…. did it for me….. until… now.
max wants bitter troll to stroke him off while watching hot chicks torture stupid sockpuppets?
Oh well.. that killed it… Thanks bitter, yet another facet of my sexual psyche has been repressed! Thanks! You know I can’t have sex under bridges now because of you!
well bitter troll dont want you having sex under his bridges anyways
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should bitter troll feel bad for laughing?
I’m glad you think so bitter baby.
i can hass charro torture?
Only if you torture me back.
*high fives Charro*
And for the record, I’m not a Liberal. Get your facts straight or STFU.
and he needs to learn the difference between love and mock
I can well imagine he’s well aware of mock. Probably gets it quite often in the bedroom..
May hap his parents never really loved him, they only ever mocked him and it has caused him to become confused as to the difference between the two.
Rando! Didn’t I tell you if you wanted to keep the stalker troll as a pet you had to train it not to walk on the keyboard?!
Are you kidding? I still can’t keep it from going on the carpet!
clearly we need to waterboard it
If there ever was an argument for waterboarding…..
Hey! Hey! I haven’t murdered anyone! I was acquitted dammit! The glove didn’t fit!
Yeah, but if you had, how would you have done it?
Well, I would’ve gone around back, kept the murder weapon…hey! I know what you’re trying to do! You’ve gotta wait for the book to come out!
Damn! Oh well, worth a try..
little fat man hopes for his family.
*grabs Lars backpack*
Ah-ha! I knew there must be drugs in here!
Charro, drug confiscation on aisle 9, stat!
*shows up with drug confiscating paraphernalia*
Gimme.
In Soviet Russia president shots you!
I think I follow your attempt, too bad it was poorly executed.
Jello shots?
Anyone else notice the look of worry bordering on terror on the the other guy in the picture?
putin would scare stalin, and chuck norris. he could make an entire family lineage disappear. what really scares me is the fact that russia is reeeaallllyy quiet lately, too quiet for my taste.
He’s about to unlock akimbo so he can wield two!
The PP-2000 is a conventional blowback-operated weapon and weighs 1.5 kg (3.3 lb) empty. The PP-2000 is designed as a personal defense and close quarter combat weapon, intended for SWAT and Special Operations forces. It is now available to military and law enforcement users worldwide. It is chambered in 9×19mm Parabellum, and specifically designed to utilize the new Russian 7N31 +P+ armor-piercing version of the cartridge. This is intended to give the PP-2000 armor-piercing capability comparable to the FN P90 and Heckler & Koch MP7 personal defense weapons while retaining the superior stopping power of the larger 9mm Parabellum round.
One unusual feature is the ability to store a spare 44-round magazine at the rear of the gun, where it also functions as a stock. A wire folding stock is also available. Another unusual feature is that this firearm lacks a charging handle. Instead, to charge the gun, one pulls on the exposed end of the bolt carrier at the upper front of the gun
You do know that nobody will have read that, most people will just go “He-He, that’s the Gun from Modern Warfare 2″ at the Mention of the PP2000.
He-He, you said PP!
cut and paste wikipedia is neat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PP-2000
PP2000 FTW
What’s that gun he’s holding?