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*points to a sign* Don’t ride the bomb
It never ends up well.
Oh I don’t know. This one looks like it turned out just fine.
Major Kong was the first thing I thought of. Well…after, you know…those.
Yeah, baby!
she can ride my missile anytime
Where do I sign?
Yvan eht nioj.
Superliminal is where it’s at.
I want to be Superluminal.
IS that like being brightly lit?
It’s like having velocity and gasoline.
Electricity and adrenaline.
Ah, that would explain the drugs.
Yes.. THAT’S the reason. mmhmm.. *wanders of muttering*
Broccoli!
It’s a shrubbery!
Funny that. I don’t get any urge to join the navy, but I do get an urge to fondle big boobs.
Damnit. Army, not navy. I blame Spitzi’s subtle message above. :p
Army, navy, whatever…
Actually, given that she’s straddling what looks like a 500lb bomb on a bomb farm and that she’s not wearing digital camoflauge she’s actually more likely to be Navy or Air Force than she is Army.
Air Force chicks, at least to us Navy guys, are most always hotter than Navy girls. She fits the Air Force profile. Tig ol’ bitties and high explosives.
Could be Army, we still had that camo pattern in ‘04
*Rando pulls up a chair, leans in, and listens intently*
Tell me more about this urge.
*brings the popcorn and gummy bears* Yes, DO tell. A beautiful blond Swedish woman talking about fondling big breasts. I could listen ALL day.
Hmm. I couldn’t really say I’m blonde, and not all that Swedish either. ;p (Beautiful – check, woman … check.
I think it’s more an obsession with food and some lingering infantile reactions than anything sexual. ;p
I recommend intense therapy.
With me and the blancmange.
Well, boobs are boobs, aren’t they?
As I think we’ve established on PK before, a fascination or at least liking for boobs oughta be a rather unisex reaction.
And here I am at the start of turtleneck season. Sigh…
bitter troll suddenly wants milk
bottled or on tap?
fizzy or flat?
on tap please
Hors de combat. That would get me going.
I’m pretty sure that’s not in AR 670-1. Wait a minute, she’s in the Air Force. Disregard last. Out.
Exactly..she’s Air Force! They were allowed to sun bathe where I was stationed in Iraq.
I’ve always said that Air Force has all the hot girls.
A special thanks goes out to whoever identified what’s going on in this picture (a hot soldier riding a rocket). Without you, we’d be lost.
so long and alone… just boobies and an explosive devise (sounds like a bad bachelor party sequel).
It’s been changed now, to “Soldier riding a rocket”. Hotness is too subjective!
“A special thanks goes out to whoever identified what’s going on in this picture (a hot Airman riding a bomb). Without you, we’d be lost.” I fixed it for you! lol
“AirMAN”? Those are some impressive breasts for a man. Are they part of the recruiting package? “Join the USAF. We’ll give you breasts! All you get from the Marines is a funny haircut.”
Hate to admit it, but mine are almost as impressive as hers… if impressive implies size….
All of the branches of the armed forces hand out boobies??!! Where do I sign?
Size is unimportant to many men. It’s all about shape, and perk.
Not to mention that implants require cutting some important nerves…
And fake one’s just don’t bounce right.
*thinks of aerobics instructors*
blah
Mine are all natural
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My aunt Misti’s are fake (she’s sure to inform anyone of this fact) and those things are like marching soldiers, straight forward, and the things DO NOT move. I don’t understand the allure. I’d rather have small perky ones than hard rocks a few cup sizes bigger. :-/
I’ve never understood that type, especially since it’s entirely possible to do the procedure in such a way that they DO look natural. I can only assume the point for some people is to NOT look natural. *is confused*
Mine are all natural too…they don’t MAKE implants this small, I don’t think!
I’ve got a great breast cancer awareness shirt that says, “Save the Boobies!”
I wanted one that said “Save the ta-ta’s”
I would love wearing that around.
Save them all for me…
*saves them all for keithy*
Are you a boob guy… kind of like some guys are leg guys?
What now?
Leg, breast, it’s all good…(I seem to remember)..
*raises hand* Boob guy over here! Uh, I guess that’s not really a surprise.
Does the one have to exclude the other?
I’m a leg man….
and you know what they say about a nice pair of legs. They come to a great end and make of a.ss of themselves.
Wow, does waking up in the crack of dawn hurt? Sounds radioactive..
I told my fiance that I wish he had to endure having breasts for one day. He promptly told me he’d spend the entire day fondling his breasts.
And availability.
If size is primary judging point, then mine are more impressive than hers. If location relative to, say, the waistline is the primary judging point, then mine are full of fail. And a lot of other stuff.
I think you’re ok as long as you can’t throw them over each shoulder if they get in the way.
Therefore the ancient song…
“Do your tits hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your tits hang low?”
I gather the Girlscouts bowlderized it into ‘do your ears hang low, but my mother taught me the original!
I had heard it as “balls”. But then again I was a boy… *giggle*
I can’t imagine ever wanting to tie your balls in a knot–OW!!
Continental Army were very tough. Very.
But tying your boobs in a knot is okay? O.o
Well, more ok than tying my ovaries in one! There is ow, and then there is OW!!
What is the sound of one ovary tying?
“I’ll pull out – I promise”
*sigh* You’re not helping.
Sorry.
All of us big-busted gals are subject to gravity. But it appears from the locals that any breasts are good breasts…especially natural, responsive ones! Does that help?
*officially dubs Rattus into the AAAM*
Would you prefer the official breastplate, or the ceremonial mug?
*thud*
indeed lol… we all thought it was santa riding on a bed of flowers didn’t we?
That’s not all that’s rising.
that’s not your urge to join the army that is rising…
Is that your urge to join the army rising or are you just happy to see me?
Urge to motorboat…rising…
urge to hold waterballoons ….rising
Whew….a guy could get lost in that canyon. Make sure you bring your radio so you can call for re-supplies….evac won’t be needed.
If I remember correctly, she’s actually Air Force, not Army.
Air Force has control over bomber aircraft, so at the very least she’s on an AF base.
She’s clearly Belgian.
MURRRRRRDERRRRERRRR!!!1!elebenty!!!!
Toooo SOOOONNNNN!!!!11!!!11!2
If that’s the Belgian uniform, sign me up!
Heh. When does the Belgian AF calendar come out?
I believe it does this coming week actually. Should I put you down for one?
If she’s on it, I should get one for the BF!
Hmmm…YES.
Can’t be Belgian. Pits are shaved.
What pits? I don’t see anything other then her lovely tatas and her pretty smile!
I don’t think it’s your urge to join the armed forces that’s rising… I think it’s something else…
Wait isn’t that something else other than your desire to join the army rising?
ADM… you’re not wanting to join the airforce. it’s most definitely something else rising.
(who else is going to say this same overrun lameass joke next?)
Something is rising and it’s not your desire to join the armed forces, is it?
But the real question is…is it your urge to join the army that’s rising?
Hm, well, I made some bread dough, and I just checked, and it IS rising.
Is that your bread dough rising or are you just happy to see me?
*clears throat*
That’s not your urge to join the armed forces that’s rising.
Hahahaha! Jinx!
Dang! *Hands HOW a coke*
*takes Coke and hands Dark Side cookies to Mina*
They’re “special” cookies.
Thanks! *noms* I just love cookies!
Not Army (have you seen their women), she’s Air Force! Air Force has all the hot women!
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0905/this-is-not-demotivational-poster-1242770259.jpg
Grr, can’t find that picture of that airman going to town on herself though. That was a great motivatinal poster.
find it!
DAMN!
Actually, I’m pretty sure this is a good friend of ours and she’s a Marine.
Man, I’d hate to be on your Christmas card list. You can’t tell a good friend from a so-so friend. Trust me, if this was MY good friend, I’d sure as hell know it.
well her face is kinda shadowed and has a hat on..so hard to tell..course if she was bitters friend, bitter troll would never look at her face
Another reason to love bitter troll.
dr strange wants his bomb back
the marvel comics magic man?
you sure you dont mean Dr. Strangelove?
If you read that real fast, it looks like strange glove, which made me think of Spinal Tap’s album “Smell The Glove”, which makes me think of Fran Dresher, which makes me think of that nanny show she did, which makes me want to kill myself. Damn, I need a sedative.
Can you just imagine in a moment of extreme passion, that voice crooning in your ear, “Ooohh baby! Give it to me harder…yyyeeeaahhhh!!”
Heroin couldn’t soften that.
Fentanyl could though..
Well now that we have successfully tested our new recruiting poster time to put that puppy into print.
bitter troll wants to invade her
all alone or need a squad?
Breach her borders you will?
cover bitter troll, this is something bitter troll has to do alone…well charro can come…
*grabs the video camera*
This is for a documentary on, er, invasions. Yeah.
-looks into camera with grimm look- fighting through the bush was suprisingly easy..the grass well trimmed and managed…now acrossing the plains and up the moutains..
Remember soldier, those mountains need to be handled with extreme care and explored thoroughly to make sure there are no enemies hiding there. It’d be best to go over them repeatedly just to be on the safe side.
And when you reach the peak, make sure to enjoy your achievement…and if you do it right, the peak will enjoy your achievement too.
Weapon at the ready? Lock and load!
Late, as usual..
bitter troll left map so charro can catch up!
*follows map*
*finds everyone passed out*
*has a sad*
Are you channeling Yoda now?
Channeling Yoda she is.
I know, right? Where the heck did that come from??
Just you wait. With the drugs I’m taking I’m in psychic contact with the entire Star Wars cast of characters.
*Arrggrrrwwww*
I think that was Chewbacca.
Would you look at the size of those bombshells…she can ride my mortar any day.
Patriotic or not, many of us are involuntarily saluting.
If she can live with a fuse set to INST, I can think of about two dozen naughty things I’d like to do.
Make sure no gag rods protrude
I promise you nothing!
yvan eht nioj!
they have cool songs like “in the navy”
They should be carefull with those cannons in the army
Weapons of Mass Distraction
Hah! Funny.
I was thinking Massive Weapons of Distraction.
I would say “that’s not the only thing that’s rising” but it would be redundant. Oops, I just did say it
giggity
what a bombshell!
Ya’ll can join the army if you want, this chick in the pic is in the Air Force!
Something else of is rising as well…
Bravo, asshat. :p
I know really. If you’re going to repeat everyone else.. At least make sense.
Dudes, this girl’s in the Navy, this was emailed to all the ordies (aviation ordinationmen) about 4 years ago. And those look like MK82 bombs, with the self guiding fins on them,
That woman is DA BOMB!!!!
….
Sigh.
Dear sweet precision-guided Jesus.
hehehe
nice pict
thanks
Please, do join the army and rid us of this rubbish.
Some of us are not nerds who have a liquid explosion every time they see a cleavage.
(yes, I am male, I am straight, and she’s not ugly. I’m just not as desperate as you guys).
…if any salute lasts more than four hours…see a doctor…dammit…Janet…
you guys really need to interact with military more…
AIR FORCE! Not Army, not Navy, Not Coast Guard.
Oh and signs you can tell….
One no rank on hat means not Army.
USAF vehicle parked in background!
a couple service men have already made that distinction in the posts above. you do realize that in order to one up someone on PK you need to point this stuff out before 8 people before you already do the same thing.
Hey just putting in my post, really dont care how many since just a couple above me put something about how it was Navy because it was circulating around the Navy ordinance world…..why no comment to him? Seems kinda itonic, is this some sort of profiling, lol
more like marines.. get it right
So…what’s this guy saying? This is a picture of an Air Force Munitions Troop sitting on a Mk-82 2000lb pound.
So he wants to join the Army, so he won’t be exposed to such sights? or is he just too stupid to realize that the Army is the wrong service? and before I get a bunchaton of hate mail, I started out as a Navy Corpsman, served with 2MARDIV, switched to the AF for 21 years – and spent some time in Afghanistan as a TALO with 10th Mountain. So, unless you have combat time with all four branches, please be careful how you shoot your mouth off, thanks.
Well, see, it’s not that you’re pointing it out that we have trouble with, it’s the fact that if you had read the previous comments you would bloody well know that it has been established that she’s in the air force, not the army!
What is with that truck in the back?
Totally unprofessional, I really don’t care about the chick, you have to carry yourself with pride when in the military and part of that is wearing the uniform and wearing it properly and people wonder why the Air force and women in the military don’t get as much respect.
That is an Air Force chick. This photo was taken Summer of 2004 in Al Udeid Air Base. She is sitting on a BLU-109, 2000 lb penetrator bomb body. Her tits are real. This pretty much sums it up right?
Definitely Air Force. That Reflective belt that she has on is an Air Force Issue item only. Heck, even the seebees that visit Lackland can’t get away with buying them.