You’re wrong about us
You’re wrong about us, and to prove it… …we want to show you our recycling camp.
(Greenpeace Protester)
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As long as they have good pot, I’m alright.
In Soviet Russia, Trash Recycles YOU!
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That was horrible.
Two police found bin laden
Hur hur. That was worse.
It’s okay Keithy Babe, I still laughed
He shouldn’t wear green. That kind of garb-ages him.
He got it at Trash and Vaudeville in NYC! Very hip!
Hip is the operative word – and it gives him no waste whatsoever.
If he refuses to comply, cuff him!
Kind of slow tonight – compost some more!
Don’t try to render an escape! Slop or I’ll soot!!
No more hooch – you’re starting to slurry your words.
Vodka heller you tawkinabout…I’m jush fine! Thash rubbish.
*hic* Oh…well, maybe a li’l.
I like that you always seem to take it on the gin.
And I try not to wine about it.
don’t dump on him, he just seems a little trashed.
He likes to fly with the wind and feel free as debris.
No junk in my tru(n)ck!
A rolling stone
collects trashgathers nomessmoss.thats peating. i refuse to accept your discarded words.
OMG, I thought Bin Laden was just digging through my trash, but he was actually the trash can!!
He’s a sneaky S.O.B., isn’t he?
Is that recycle bin holding a toy truck?
But of course.
It wouldn’t make much sense if it wasn’t now would it?
the garbage bin is holding a toy garbage truck.
Why? Why is it holding a toy garbabge truck?
Because a real one would look silly!
Oh, I see. Thank you for clearing that up for me.
Yay! I earned my helpfulness badge, finally!
wonder if that toy truck transforms into something
What on Earth would it transform into? It’s a truck.
a nicer truck? a bimbo on a bomb? a giant robot with testicals?
Oh, if it turns into any kind of bimbo, I’m stealing it.
….bitter troll will watch…
Just no flash photography please. The bimbos are a little skiddish sometimes.
bitter troll will use camcorder…lil to the left…now jump to the right..
Put your hands on your hips.
knees in tight!
But it’s the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane!
Let’s do the time warp again!
“I wonder what’s eating Eddie?”
*flies in on my sailboat*
*texts eddie*
ZOMG GET YOUR BUTT ON BEFORE I FREAKIN-
*crashes*
It’s not just a truck!! It’s a series of TUBES!!!
First to say first. FIRST
Russian reversal or “In Soviet Russia” is a type of joke originated by Smirnoff, and is an example of antimetabole. The general form of the “In Soviet Russia” joke is that the subject and objects of a statement are reversed, and “In (Soviet) Russia”, or something equivalent, is added. For example:
In America, you can always find a party.
In Russia, the Party finds you.
All of Smirnoff’s original “In Soviet Russia” jokes made use of formulaic wordplay that carried Orwellian undertones. For example, two well known jokes of this type run “In America, you listen to man on radio. In Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to you!”, and “In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!” The joke alludes to video screens that both reproduce images and monitor the citizenry, as in Nineteen Eighty-Four.
At the peak of Smirnoff’s celebrity in the mid-1980s, he did not say “Soviet Russia”—he said simply “Russia”, as the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic had existed since 1917, was still existant, and showed no signs of imminent collapse. Smirnoff added the Soviet qualifier after the fall of the USSR, long after his fame had faded, presumably to specify that he was referring to the communist regime and not the present state.
The joke form has become a staple of Smirnoff’s humor, and is widely referenced in television parodies and references as well as many online communities including Uncyclopedia. The widespread reference to the jokes has led some linguists to consider the phrases to be snowclones.
In Soviet Russia, ordinals post you!
Okay, I give up: what’s a snowclone?
Oh! Good question, I just googled it. Wikipedia says “A snowclone is a type of cliché and phrasal template originally defined as “a multi-use, customizable, instantly recognizable, time-worn, quoted or misquoted phrase or sentence that can be used in an entirely open array of different variants”.”
it’s the best LoL comments you”ve ever heard, but in MP3 format. (you might have to copy and paste). 12 minutes long but well worth the laughs. I just uploaded it. Bill Hicks early 90’s stand up comedy. I wish more people would of heard this guy before he died.
opendrive.com/files/5785152_ZatK9/06%20_%20We%20Live%20In%20A%20World.mp3
Amazing that someone coined a phrase for that!
“portlad”? Sounds like a young, harbour working man of negotiable affection…
OOh, I could use me a Portlad.. Say, PM, what are you doing later?
And I agree -it’s fantastic that someone(s) decided that this particular and rather specific phenomenon needs its own word.
recycle bin laden arrested! awesome mission accomplished!
Did you really just steal keithybabes joke?
Wow. And it’s not like there were a 100 comments through which he had wade to have the excuse “I didn’t see it”.
Yes he did. Wow.
And coming from Captain Wow. That means something.
Double the wow-age double the fun!
I thought it would get recycled anyway.
what really happen.
he puked all in his trash can and did die so the only taking out the trash
Uh.. What?
Puke, I am your Fater?
*pukes*
Curse you Fater..
now they will arrest you keithy
Of course it does. She’s the CAPTAIN of all wow!
*straddles a missle in a camo bikini*
*Opens up a recruitment office for the army of wow*
Any takers?
he did call him a recycle bin
he didn’t say MA, so it doesn’t count!
Greenpeace blows.
call ahab then
No, Ahab only goes after whitey.
Don’t be a moby dick!
Spear me your whaling jokes.
Stop! You’re making me blubber!
OK now you’ve Piquod my interest.
Then let’s go get something to eat. Ishmael time.
How’s Starbuck’s? I like sitting there whale that coffee smell is sperm-eating the place.
Why are you all harp-ooning on these puns?
Whale oil never stop and you can’t make me!
Please stop, you’re krilling me!
No wonder you’re a bit under par
For you’re sonar and yet so far
*snoek*
Squid pro quo.
That’s a ping of interest. Let’s talk about it…orca-n you not discuss it now?
Sure! Plankton in a chair and I’ll put on the tea pod.
Ahab some delicious tea brought from China. And a nice landscape for Narwhal.
too many puns, you should be a shamu’d of yourselves.
As long as pitty puts out the great puns, I’ll Flipper one right back.
Blow it out your hole.
tusk, tusk Charro!
I’ve had a baleen-full of arguing today. How about krilling some barbecue?
We could calf a lot of fun.
Cow much do you think we can put away?
Enough to beef fowl to bursting.
Orca we could just sit here and humpback..
And while we’re at it we can pull the pod.
We’re getting a bit blue here.
I like it.
Nantucket??
My but Truro so very Falmouthed this evening.
stop bloating, you come off like a beach.
Hey! Dune talk to pitty like that! I’ll have to whale you.
Oh shell be OK. *waves*
Hauling Greenpeace douches in russia is a VERY common thing, because our celebrities aren’t that desperate for attention (and eat meat), they don’t join retarded things like PETA. From that they don’t have any power except a handful of environmental nutjobs.. who spend most of their time in the isolator.
Officers…I do NOT consent to a search.