When does the
When does the stripper pop out ?!
(Pope Benedict XVI)
I thought he had different tastes …
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Judging by the size of the cake, it’s probably just a statue of the virgin Mary. That’ll get ‘em aroused.
I figure it would be a midget stripper holding a cupcake and a crucifix.
midget? come on. think like the catholic church. BE the catholic church. it’s obviously a 6 year old male stripper in there.
I think you’ve got it.
*snig*
Holding a votive candle between his buttocks.
This thread is prosecutable under the Democrats’ new hate-crimes legislation. Careful what you say.
shouldn’t it be, When does the little boy come out?
And here I thought that the drinking politicians lol would be the one that got people out of shape today.
Do we sacrifice frosting virigns on top of the cake ziggurat?
But we aint got no pool no pets, and we aint got no ziggurats!
Thank you! I thought that looked like a ziggurat, too!
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziggurat#Interpretation_and_significance]
Ziggurat played guitar
Jamming good with Weeb and Gilley
And the Pyramids of Mars
The kids was just crass, he was the Nazariah
With God given Assyria …
That’s nonsense. That cake isn’t nearly big enough to hide a stripper.
She’s waiting in the next room.
You’re wrong, a little boy would fit nicely.
Don’t you see him thinking “. . . and he better not suggest using a condom when I take him back to my room.” ?
Ew.
Second that.
the zombie priest on the far left is freaking me out.
Well, the Church is an equal vitality employer.
If I didn’t know better, I would swear that’s GWB looking over his shoulder in anticipation.
Oh wait, IT IS!!
American flag – check
Seal of the President – Check
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!
I wondered if that was Bush or not. Go figure.
That’s the best cake the white house can manage?
They had a surplus of yellow cake that year …
That they found in Iraq?
You believed that Betty Crock?
Oh, and where’s that picture, Mr. Pscetti?
Haven’t started looking yet..
To me it looks like huge lumps of cheese: Cheddar and Wensleydale in alternating layers.
It also looks like the cake is leaning away from him.
Mmmmm cheese cake… Mmmmmm.
Here’s a health to the Pope
May he live to repent
And add just six months
To the term of his lent,
And tell all his sinners
From Rome to the poles
There’s nothing like Cheddar
For saving their souls.
I didn’t know you loved cheesecake, my dear. I’ll get to the kitchen in the Fortress of Doom and make you some, it’s one of my specialties.
Doomcake from the Kitchen of Doom. Sounds delicious!
Evil always tastes better.
caek!
The flag is belgian!
So it appears when you type you e-mail adress wrong you get a new kaliscope! And some @ho tali.com
tail not tali! ergh…I should know better than to try typing before midnight…
It is an interesting phenomenom, isn’t it?
Let’s see what I get. I hope it’s something pretty!
Well. That was fairly boring. What a letdown.
Snowflake!
Yeah! It kinda was! *feels better*
You can always try something else too.
What will it be?
tic tac toe??????
Oh, well I’m wasting my afternoon *puts X in middle*
Kinda looks like wall paper.
I’ve tried an AOL address before.. What’s this one?
doily, pale mint green
*noms doily*
It doesn’t taste minty.
I wonder if this works.
Oh god!! The horror!
Max!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*slow mo dives to push Max out of the way of horror*
My normal avatar looks something like the backlit savior of bathroom tiles…
When are you going to get an avatar more befitting of your rank and station, m’lord?
Once I quit being lazy and figure out this whole gravatar thing…
Dude, the gravatar thing is about as simple as it gets. Srsly.
Although this is kind of fun to play with as well.
I know, right? Jesus.
[gravatar.com]
What do I get now?
Weird.
Am I the only one who thinks charro’s latest one looks boobies through a kaleidoscope?
ZOMG I made purple bow ties with that one! The humanity!!
I do like boobies.
Me likes the boobies too!
Boobies through a kaleidoscope and then square boobies through a kaleidoscope
Gah fine! So after I set up my gravatar how does one get it to show up?
So, Max, you went to gravatardotcom and set it up with your email address? Um.. Did you try clearing your cache?
I think it changed my user name good lord this is complicated! Hehe.
Damn.. I don’t see yours and I cleared my cache. Dunno what to tell you.
There we go! I fixed it! Yay!
What the hell is a rip tide bishop?
The first two random words that popped into my head when it asked me for a user name.
Oh mai Max.. That’s very.. Titilating..
Oh, I guess riptide is one word.
Gotcha.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now it’s time again for the obligatory Pope lol!! Every month whether you need it or not.
Pope: (thinking) “Oh crap, just TRII-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IPPED!!!!!! GACK!”
My God, I want a bite of that cake. Accursed hunger.
Sacrelicious.
Ok, that made me smile.
Mmmm…I can taste the sin in the frosting.
Blasphummy,
Blaspheme, blasphe-you, blasphe-everybody in the room!
blaspho, blasphas, blasphat!
Ho-hum. Blazingly blase. *yaaawwnnn*
I don’t think a stripper will pope out..
OWW! PUN!
We should take a pole.
Or a votive!
I’ll excommunicate your idea to the Cardinal College!
Vatican get there before you!
It’s a surprise we never run papal off with these puns eh?
Should we sprinkle rosarie petals around to make things more palatible?
Well no thongs to you all, my stripper pun run’s been hijacked!
No need to get all gy-rate about it
I have to confess I’m rubbish at pun runs
They’re easy. You just have to know where to bump and where to grind. But no copy and pastie!
Stiletto us not forget to work our absolution.
Yes my child! We must unzip our sins and let them fall to the runway! The congregation will cheer us on!!
*suddenly craves creamed chippendale beef on toast*
Well, pitty, your pun run is clear(ly) heel(ed).
Gee, string a girl along whydoncha.
Run(a)way with me!!!!!
Oh you’re just paying lap service.
I think we should booth dance off to bitter’s bridge. Teddy could be a good day!
Would you like some chal-ice for your injury?
(nesting fail above. my bad…must be the fever?)
You have a fever? Do you need more cowbell?
I think that proper cowbell might actually hurt, this evening. Maybe muffled cowbell? That I could use!
Well, you don’t actually have to hit the cowbell. You could turn it upside down and fill it with “medicine”.
Ooooo! o.0 Deal me in!
/pours VG a cowbell of Margarita
Nice…. Frozen! *hic*
Brain freeze! Nooooo! (which happened constantly the last time I had frozen margaritas)
Caption should read, ‘The stripper better not be ethnic’
You mean Jewish.
Godwin’s law strikes again! Albeit subtly.
Asshole leftists.
THERE he is … I have been reading and reading comments and not one right-wing fundamentalist christian nutbag.
But I knew I would not be disappointed! Thank you Mr. Drake, you have made me regain faith in Human stupidity once more.
Now treat yourself and go have a Fox-”News” marathon. You go girl!
There is nothing there to indicate John is a Christian. Aren’t you a bit of an ass to assume that? Goes along with the assumption that Fox News is any less biased than MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and crowd.
Quite true. I’m not a Christian.
I just find the news section of this site a sad, pathetic collection of leftist cliches and stale jokes.
The echo chamber effect is definitely at work here.
Eh, it dances around from time to time. Getting better since EWAdams the sock voter quit shooting to the top.
You are no Danger Man. You’re just an a$$hole.
*checks with mirror*
Nope, it’s still in the middle.
i laughed at that, love starting my mornings with tea in my nose and on my monitor
LOL
It took me a second or two to get the joke – and it’s 2:23 in the afternoon! must be digesting lunch…..
Yeah, the whole mirror part made that joke.
Now there’s an interesting mental image.
“Honey, exactly what are you doing?”
“Making sure my asshole is still in the middle.”
Why do I keep forgetting to change my avatar back???
Ew..
Many of the posters here needn’t check the mirror, since the presence of their heads up their asses allows them to see quite clearly whether or not it is centered.
Oh…so you won’t be needing this mirror then?
Wow. Your clever comeback certainly silenced me.
Who writes your material for you?
*sobs* Why does everyone hate us southpaws! What have we done to the rest of you?!
Oh. LeftISTS. Well, you still suck balls.
I’s got the wrong caption… this should read:
“STEP 2: Get her to open the box.”
The Pope IS BELIGIAN!!!!!!
Would you ost a picture of Mohammed saying the same thing at presentation of a cake?
No.
Why?
Because you’re all yellow bellied, cowardly liberals afraid of a Fatwah being issued against you. Because it’s politically correct to make fun of the Holy Father. You liberals are all a disgusting refuse of what barely passes as sub-human life.
You have a photo of Mohammad and a cake? Interesting.
But the cake is a lie!! So the troll is lying.
Yes, if you have this alleged photo, please, send it to me. I will caption it, submit it for voting, post it on my facebook and post a link for it here.
And, if you are on FB, -why- have you not joined us?
I can’t believe how offensive this is, and the fact that it would be allowed up is pathetic. I don’t think I’ll be returning.
Awww.. Shucks.
here, let me hold the door for you so it doesn’t hit you in the backside as you go through
hmm.. Borgia Popes much?
these comments make me sad
It should say ( When does the little boy pop out) lol