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Wow…I’ve never seen it *that* way. A good reason for not making fun of them
When all else fails, nuke the… Anywhere!
Bomb them from orbit, its the only way to be sure
Omg….if you look carefully you can see THE FACE OF SATAN….and a snake’s head…and…and…a ducky!
I see the head of a worm, legs of a snake, and body of a man.
I’ll see your worm, snake and man and raise you a Jesus-on-the-screen-door.
I’m getting King Kong here. Anyone else getting King Kong?
Does anyone else see a giant fireball from a nuclear explosion, or is that just me?
You haven’t had enough hash brownies yet..
I see jesus…..
banging your mom.
You’ve definitely had enough..
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I see Super Mario, a Toyota Corolla, and a mongoose. How’d I do?
bitter troll has 3 jacks and an ace high!
Damn, I’m out. *pushes chips to bitter troll*
-breaks out ranch dip-
*cronsch* ooh, very stale.
I see princess leia….
I see the face of Dee Snider from Twisted Sister..
Those flash-backs are a bitch, ain’t they Eds?
Nerds invent the stuff. Assholes use it.
That reminds of Leonard da Quirm’s inventions…
interesting… I wiki’ed him. Perhaps I should be getting into more pelasure reading.
Pratchett is warmly recommended. It’s a bit cleverer than it appears at first sight.
Ooo…pleasure reading.
Seriously, read Pratchett. Read all Pratchett. Repeatedly. One of the best things I learned from my teenager.
I have to disagree with Danbala: it’s waaaaaaaaay cleverer than it appears at first sight. (Luv you still, D!)
Pratchett is brilliant. Read “Good Omens”. Frickin hilarious!!
Also the NightWatch series in Discworld. Vimes ftw!!
Couldnt agree more, Pratchett is fantastic!!!! Second the recommendation to read them all!!
The later ones tend to be clever, often very clever, the earlier ones are generally much simpler – there is a definite trend, but all are excellent.
“Going Postal” one of my favourites
I adore Pratchett. My favorites are Thief of Time and Pyramids… Just finished Mort the other night and loved that one too.
I’ve read his Discworld novels at least three times each now*, so I might be misremembering which level of cleverness it appeared to have.
*) Not Unseen Academicals, I’ve only read that once.
Read them ALL repeatedly and listened to several on audio.
What is Unseen Academcials??? I will have to inquire of the teenager.
The latest DW novel.
Yes! I just looked it up. (I couldn’t believe there was a new one when my son is not begging to go buy it IMMEDIATELY!)
Maybe he hasn’t heard.
and if you buy it from Canada, you can get the great original cover artwork : the Librarian holding the ball : ook!
I love the librarian! I want to get one for my library!
I also once managed to almost enter L-Space while high on cough medicine at work
I have to say though, Last Hero is one of my favorites.
They also made a wonderful hogfather movie about two or three years ago that was very true to the book.
The Colour of Magic is rather an entertaining movie as well (based on the Colour of Magic and the Light Fantastic).
You were right; my son didn’t know about the new book. I bought it today to take on my trip, but I think he stole it. *sniff*
Well, you shoudn’t have told him about the new book until After you got back from your trip
Hmph. I didn’t *tell* him. He found it.
What’s the word for an assembly of nerds anyway? A convention? A mensa? a WoW?
A PK?
*ducks and runs*
Oddly, I know an Uber-Nerd nerd who goes by the name PK. Though I don’t think he constitutes an assembly of nerds by himself.
(He is sexy hot and I want him.)
“Trekkie convention” ?
This.
A Nerd Herd?
“let’s drop the big one, there’d be no one left to blame us”-Randy Newman (“Political Science’ from the l.p. “Sail Away”)
First we got the bomb, and that was good,
’cause we love peace and motherhood.
Then Russia got the bomb, but that’s OK
‘Cause the balance of power’s maintained that way
Who’s next?
France got the bomb, but don’t you grieve,
they’re on our side… I believe.
Yep, that looks like what happens when my nerd friends and I get together. A lot of red bull, alcohol, and a little yay later, that’s generally the scene.
now a list of great things nerds have brought us!
bitter troll starts.
Mail order brides!
“Star Trek” fanfic p0rn.
Jaffa Cakes??!!?11
Utility belts?
The internet, where we can waste time?
Wait! By VNV’s reckoning that makes us all assholes! Aaaagh!
-puts on a viking helmut and red letterman jacket trying to look like Ogre from revenge of the nerds, god im showing my age- NERDS!!!!!!!!!
It only makes you an asshole if you use the internet or Star Trek fan porn to blow up a lot of people. By themselves, it just makes you a nerd.
Now you’re accusing me of inventing stuff….
KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!
Al Gore = Nerd?
AL Gore = SUPER NERD
I dig the mans message, really I do, but I read one of his books. Seriously, a very good alternative to those addicting over-the-counter sleep-ades.
Dungeons and Dragons!
Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, whata yah get?
alot of dead bugs….DAMN YOU DENNIS RICHARDS AND YOUR AWSOME BOOBAGE!!!
Briefs with a long half-life? Wait, or was it longjohns with a short …
Oh nevermind.
oh oops I thought you said “bung hole” LOL
always bung holes with you
Oh no, that’s hung boys. Simple misunderstanding, there.
No no…that’s the Fruit of my Loom!
Ah, you’ve found Jockey to my heart.
No need to keep your Haines to yourself!
I sense a Pokemon reference. PICKACHU: When several of these Pokémon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms.
Nerdy name, nerdy guy.
This thread does a nerd proud. *sniffle sniffle* Thank you all for proving once and for all WHY we nerds are antisocial. Both the immanent disaster shown in the picture, and the long strings of jokes that make non nerds want to go on shooting rampages. It’s just so beautiful.
lol i used to have that as my background picture XD