I HOPE
I HOPE
His 72 virgins are all dudes.
(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)
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That extraneous comma is bothering me.
W,hy?
I, may, just, be, overreacting.
Oh, no! William, Shatner, you makeit, hard, toreadposts, it, hurtsmyhead.
Please. Everyone knows that Shatner uses the ellipses.
*facepalm*
*hugs* I forgive you.
He’s just speaking… thelanguage, ofthedeal…. sweetlips.
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Wouldn’t be fair to the virgins.
Besides, who says he’s going to Paradise?
With pitchforks
He probably does too.
He probably doesn’t care either way as long as they’re under 15 years old.
45 year old wow playing virgins sipping moutain dew talking about who uber leet their t7 raid gear is. and boobies…boobies they crave and never touch…and how mom makes the bestest peach cobbler!
Now that is an afterlife he deserves!
And I assume that those virgins will never stop talking long enough to notice Ahmanutjob, either…which would be good for his over-inflated ego.
I thought his name was I’madinnerjacket.
Don’t be silly his name is clearly…. Mahmoud Ame…. Amedi… Amedineinajanananna… na.
almondjoy!~
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
sometimes bitter troll feels like a vagina
Well, that would go with the 3 pairs of breasts…
VG can cop a feel off bitter troll, sure charro wont mind
I think she would prefer that only happen if she could participate as well!
hmmmm well lets go get her! she bestest at it anyways
I’m here! Sorry I’m late.
-grabs up his lovely charro and gropes her good and right- mmmms mooshy
Amedineinajanananannanana…hey Jude…
well he would have to start a wow character, most likely orc shaman, then they would power level him so he 2nd healer to the off tank
No no no, t7 is so three patches ago. It’s all about the t9 gear now.
Wow, I’m so glad I’m not addicted to that nonsense. *goes and plays 8 hours of Halo*
I hope you’re not bashing peach cobbler, cuz bitter troll doesn’t want to go down that road. Bitter troll not like what he find.
If you’re bashing the 45 year old virgins who can’t make their own peach cobbler(my girlfriend can’t cook), then I fully endorse this post.
Instant peach cobbler recipe:
1 box white cake mix
2 cans pie filling, your choice
A little butter
Heat oven to bakey-temp, about 350. Put pie filling, then cake mix in a casserole dish (13×9 works best). Butter on top helps it brown nicely. Bake until it’s golden-brownish and yummy looking. Don’t forget to send someone to the store for ice cream.
that’s pretty similar to dutch oven dump cake… but that’s gotta be cooked over a campfire or with charcoal for it to come out just right.
1 box yellow cake (and the stuff they tell you to use)
1 big can of pie filling
mix up the cake batter, stir in the pie filling. put in the dutch oven and cook (coals on top and bottom) about 45 minutes or until the center doesn’t jiggle anymore. it’s not really COBBLER, but it is yummy.
Om nom nom.
I’ll need to remember that one for the camping trip this weekend! It will definitely be cold enough for some good fires.
So in this recipe, the cake mix goes on dry? Or do you mix it into batter?
I thought it was 72 Virginians? at least according to Robin Williams.
according to robin, being with only one virgin is tricky enougn.
Also, it might happen like this:
“Where are my virgins??”
“Here are your raisins.”
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I would pay money to see 72 Virginians beat the sh!t out of Army Dinner Jacket. Good money.
As Jeff Dunham’s puppet would say, “I’d rather have 72 slutty broads that know what they’re doing!”
I agree. I’d much rather have sex with me now than when I first started figuring stuff out.
theryre all going to be WoW addicts
old is joke is SOOOOOOOO old
dont care. i still LOLed.
I hope, this meme will stop being recycled. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. Did I say OVER?
(Sorry Diss for the coma. I couldn’t resist.)
JAC, why are you putting diss into a coma? Isn’t a non-grammatical lol bad enough?
Just chalk that one up to a crappy HP Pavillion DV6000 keyboard, one that like to drop keystrokes.
I’m trying to come up with some witty comment about stroking, but unfortunately, I’m coming up short.
Max, I wouldn’t say anything around this crowd about coming up short.
Hmmm good point there… but… I was coming up short.
*sigh* You leave me no choice….. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
I never! Max has all a lady needs.
Thank you Janie, for defending my honor.
And now, if you’ll allow it, I’d like to defend yours…. sexually.
bitter troll will hold carmera, charro has boom mic
“Did someone call for a plumber?”
Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all through the night
It was honor and offer
Looks like somebody’s been watching us through the window again Jane.
I thought that’s why we installed peep holes, so they wouldn’t have to stand outside.
I thought she came in through the bathroom window?
Oooo…that’s a really old one.
I know, I’m wracking my brain trying to remember where I first heard it.
High School for me….about, oh….1873 or so.
As the old saying goes…it’s not the meat, it’s the motion!
I thought it was chicken feathers and chainsaws?
O.o
I’ve got do to more reading and experimenting!
Just as a warning, I highly recommend against the chainsaw. Just saying.
Kinky is using a chicken feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
*blushes* Oh mai.. How did this feather get here?
VG i’ve heard it as… “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean”. to which the proper response is “but it takes for-fvcking-ever to get to england in a rowboat”
You can also take the plane to England, and in euphemism-ese, “plane” means “tongue.”
Welcome to Oralday! FTW!! *scoops up shorty for an afternoon of linguistics*
It might improve my day.
Ketamine coma it is!
Oh.. for diss. Well, I might still have enough for a little nap..
Don’t be surprised if you wake up sticky and naked. You may have missed something fun….
Aw, dammit….was there video?
Did you say what? Over.
What did you say Roger? Over.
Roger that “over,” Roger. Over.
What’s the vector, Victor?
Hmmmph! I’ll say it again….the Syro-Aramaic word “hur,” that has been mistranslated for centuries as “houris,” or “virgins,” really means “white raisins.” So, assuming there actually is some kind of life after life, the fanatics arrive at their overcrowded “paradise,” and are welcomed with a handful of dried grapes. And no Sun-Maid in sight.
I remembered from the last time–and it was the first thought in my head, for which I thank you!
Can I nominate Glenn Beck 72 times?
Pretty sure he had kids though.
In 1990?
Don’t gotta lose your virginity to procreate..
then we will CLONE the weepy glen beck 72 times, add in the gay gene and let him rip!
Out his a**? Interesting
Redneck dudes with huge beer guts, 4 teeth and the theme from Deliverance playing in the background. THAT would be paradise.
Considering his track record when it comes to homophobia, I’d say 72 dudes is exactly what he secretly wants. :p
yes cause he a is jew xD
did he die?
maybe he is a clone
No, but you did.
i hope the 72 virgins take there nagging mothers and bossy aunties with them, and nag him to death har har
bitter troll hopes he gets anally raped by a rhino..
Are you trying to say that Rhino don’t have standards BT?
well a very drunk rhino…very lonely drunk rhino..with herpes
charro has to pee so bad.. And stuck on phone with Evil Wooden Tent Dweller.
bitter troll save his beloved charro- hello..yes…bitter troll knows…yes….no…green..
Um.. Whut?
bitter troll talking to weird tent man so charro can piddle
LMAO bitter troll I love you.
My link has my only thoughts on that matter.
Hot.
phant rape!
well he will be dead oopps, he would want to go to hell, no he would enjoy that, cant win either way. bangs head on wall, OUCH!!
As opposed to the 144,000 virgins (“for they have not defiled themselves with women”) who, according to Scripture, wait at the foot of Christ’s throne to be avenged? Nah, Christianity would never teach anything that wacky…
Anyone who thinks that being with a woman is to be defiled, deserves to remain a virgin for eternity!
Well, does the original text actually use the word virgin? I mean if they think women are a defilement maybe there just gay? 144,000 gay men. That’s gonna be one hell of an orgy for them
Somewhere on this page (and on previous similar pages) someone has posted that the word usually translated into ‘virgin’ actually means ‘white raisin’. Which means there will be some very disappointed worthy martyrs, I assume? –and I also assume that the suicide bombers are going somewhere other than heaven, since I have read that suicide is forbidden, as is the killing of innocent bystanders.
I guess the person doesn’t know much about their culture…In there culture men are for pleasure…and women are for reproduction…So the Virgin would probably be men
or asexual reproducing super mutants like godzilla
Don’t forget the goat for ecstacy..
I’ll bring the ecstasy.
Oh! I’ll take some! *sticks a hand out from her shrubbery and grabs a hit. Reaches out with her other hand holding a pitcher* Anyone want some margaritas?
*grabs pitcher*
*guzzles margaritas*
*passes out*
Baaaaaaa!
Keith brought the sheep!
Dey ain’t gettin’ mah margar…uh…marjor…booze. *passes out again*
No, just the goat I brought earlier was feeling left out.
Whatever they are, I hope he gets to find out real soon.
He won’t get any virgins. 72 virgins are the gift in heaven awaiting those who have martyred themselves for Islam. He isn’t a martyr.
I can’t believe a bunch of people who love nothing more than nit picking over inconsequential details would miss such a glaringly obvious mistake.
Did it ever occur to you that we actually just don’t care? I think the one thing we CAN all agree on is the man doesn’t deserve his next breath.
now let us nitpick over your post….first your tag name. very bla. you need to spice it up with something sexy..
Ok, how’s that?
It’s true. The lawn is a bit of a turn on.
so soft and smooshy….grass….soft tastey grass..
I’m incredibly horny.
Well you certainly grabbed MY attention..
I’m always horny apparently.
Nothin’ wrong with that.
That’s what SHE said.
-grabs up charro and lures her back to his bitter bridge- mmmmm charro…nummy..nomnomnom
We’re gonna martyr the living sh*t out of him and his bassackwards expectations for the afterlife. This lol is WAY ahead of the curve you see.
You don’t want to martyr Ahmanutjob. He does’t deserve the respect that some would mistakenly give him for that. What he does deserve is to spend the rest of his natural life stuck in some maximum security penitentiary next to the likes of Noreiga and the Unibomber, wishing that someone would give him a subscription to a decent newspaper…or just a set of headphones so that he wouldn’t have to listen to his neighbors’ unending drivel. Hell is other people–if you pick the right ones, and he deserves the inner circle!
He speaks highly of you…
Yeah well, he probably just likes blonds with boobies.
They will kill each other before its over.
Yeah! Let’s all bash foreign leaders we don’t know and who don’t effect our lives– but they say he’s evil on TV so, Hoorah! Wait, where is the herd going now, I must catch up!
the herd is going to HOOTERS!!! WHOOOOO BOOBIES AND WINGS WHOOOOOOOO
Wave to Putin & Bush for me!
Hell, I’ll even buy them a platter of Buffalo Wings in your name..
Whoooooaaaa, now hold on a second. If Bush gets wings in my name, my dirty librul card gets shredded and I get a permaban from all of our commie socialist meetings.
Just give them to Putin.
He doesn’t get virgins; he gets to be someone else’s virgin.
I think the word you’re looking for is “bitch”.
“The new dictator that threatens the civilized world and who we must hate” is identified. Quickly, load the bombers with some democracy!
Democracy is painful. And has much shrapnel.
But it’s good for your health, isn’t it?
This is stupid….
Oh Todd try not to be so rough on yourself now, I’m sure you have some form of intelligence.
Yeah so anyone who makes fun of this guy is a total oblivious moron themselves, because if you haven’t noticed, Ahmadinejad is actually a pretty intelligent man. Honestly, stop fooling yourselves guys cause in the end, if America ever fucked with Iran, Iran would kick the living shit out of America… wait on another thought, lets just wait to see America even TRY to fuck with Iran.
Well, we can plainly see that you are not Achmed, as you are not in the least bit funny.
Luckily, we managed to get the war-monger out of office, and replaced him with a more peaceful man. But I would warn you against coming over here and fu(king with US. We’ll be all up in your shit, spreading Democracy™ and shít. Just look how well that’s going in Iraq and Afghanistan. Weeeee!
He hopes they are dudes too.