Comments on: Vladurday: Roses are red

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:45:15 +0000

Well, they’ve defeated you. That doesn’t even scan!

By: Kefka

Kefka — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:41:13 +0000

A haiku:

Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator

By: Sean Gentry

Sean Gentry — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:02:07 +0000

Roses are red, violets are blue
Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn’t.

By: LolAtThat

LolAtThat — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:01:03 +0000

Guys… He said child-rearing. lol

By: King Graphjam

King Graphjam — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:24:51 +0000

In Soviet Russia, first posts you.

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:59:50 +0000

You are a Christian.
Know how I can tell?
I live next to a brat,
and both of you FAIL.
(ok, this rhyme is stupid)

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:54:10 +0000

and blue cheese!

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:52:12 +0000

Oh shut up.

By: Scatterbrain

Scatterbrain — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:36:48 +0000

Posting poems as answers
Is really quite lame.
But all of you fail
‘Coz you just lost the game.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:14:11 +0000

Um…guess I’m number 6.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:59:23 +0000

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All girls love Putin
What happened to you?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:36:13 +0000

Hippo birdie to ewe, hippo birdie to ewe.
Hippo birdie dear Wyrmie!
Hippo birdie to ewe!
And many hippo re-terns!
*give nice squishy birthday hug*

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:34:36 +0000

Because of the fun ‘in Soviet Russia’ meme. And because 4 out of 5 man-loving PKers think he is hot. I’m number 5, but I’m ok with that!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:31:22 +0000

Yeah. But I finally learned how to deal with that weird bit of grammar in the process!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:49:32 +0000

It’d be “Jane and me” I think. I’m pretty sure you always put the other person in front of yourself. I know that to decide whether you should use “me” or “I” you simply take the other person out and use what you would if you were just talking about yourself. For example, you wouldn’t say “you should have tea with I” you would say “you should have tea with me” therefor you keep the “me” when adding a name.

… I just nerded out, didn’t I?

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:22:23 +0000

*awards Rando 100+ internets*
Littering and…. littering and….. littering and…. SMOKIN THE REEFER!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:20:45 +0000

Oh this Vlaturday I did miss
I wonder what lips I did not kiss
And it was my birthday I admit
Though I doubt that any should give a sh!t

Add another poem to the pile
Perhaps I’ll even stay a while
Yonder I see Haiku
With cagey wit to see us through

And though I claimed to retire
To not return would make a liar
Here I am once again
To see what kind of mess we’re in

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:02:31 +0000

I actually like beans on toast! I am now in Amsterdam, doing…what people do here

By: gs

gs — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:08:05 +0000

That made me littleraly lol.

One of the best things i have seen on this site….maybe i just like it when jokes ryhme…

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:23:08 +0000

Isn’t that Super Troopers?
CANDY BARS!!!!

By: charro

charro — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:12:27 +0000

See below tea party. You should have tea with me and Jane. Or Jane and I.

By: Anope

Anope — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:12:34 +0000

Nope, it’s evolution.

By: froofrou: Now 5 times more accurate!

froofrou: Now 5 times more accurate! — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:43:17 +0000

I feel so loved

By: din

din — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:47:22 +0000

Why all the references to Soviet Russia in relation to Putin?

Bit out of date in knowledge of current politics.

Kinda fits with the notion of Czarist commies.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:46:34 +0000

Full of win!!

By: Classicist the Zappaist

Classicist the Zappaist — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:04:02 +0000

THESE CANDIES ARE CHALKY AND UNPLEASANT!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:56:32 +0000

*licks the plastic partition in the back of a cop car*
Will award many internets to whoever understands this.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:52:35 +0000

My uncle Mike stepped out in a traffic jam when this song came on the radio in the late 90’s and danced his @ss off. Everytime I hear it I think about him moonwalking in between cars on the dotted lines of Interstate 75. Epic.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:46:09 +0000

*feels like the child left behind*
Okay, that was a good one.

By: gmc360

gmc360 — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:04:13 +0000

moderators have no sense of humor

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:47:42 +0000

Saaaaaay, now it’s a party!

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:42:48 +0000

I’d like to think charro got those another way. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:42:07 +0000

I’m way late here, Max, but that Jay & Silent Bob quote made me LMAO. Srsly.

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:40:50 +0000

Oh, okay, I get it now.
(Note to self: Do NOT have tea with Jane.)

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:32:29 +0000

I’m getting all hot thinking about the things one could do with the right pinkie!
*fans self*

By: skystrider

skystrider — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:32:34 +0000

Oh, you can’t rhyme,
I feel bad for you.
If you really want,
I can suck also.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:05:27 +0000

It was pretty freaking sweet.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:03:31 +0000

It just means I have plans for that pinky later, darling.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:02:04 +0000

It’s pretty nice. It gets the job done, anyways.

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:56:24 +0000

Totally platonic love, bitter baby.

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:54:50 +0000

*tries to laugh*

*is trapped by corset*

You two are too kind.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:14:02 +0000

Ooo baby BAE-by!

By: Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK

Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:59:27 +0000

*starts groovin*

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:55:41 +0000

-jealous growl-

By: charro

charro — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:53:25 +0000

Push it? Real good?

By: Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK

Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:48:16 +0000

I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not…

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:39:26 +0000

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday?

why him not win oscar?

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:36:57 +0000

newp, makes you a brilliant tea bagger

By: Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK

Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:36:33 +0000

Bah… SB, not BT…

By: Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK

Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:36:07 +0000

While you’re there BT, could you please ask them Imperials what the hell they were thinking when they came up with beans on toast?!