TOLERANCE
TOLERANCE
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Looks like one of those midwest Palin rallies.
Or protests against Bush.
Don’t be a deliberate douche, VNV
Or any episode of Good Morning America out that window.
*snerk* I’d love to see a “DEATH TO AL ROKER” sign. Just once.
That would be pretty awesome.
I don’t think I ever saw a “kill Bush” poster. There may have been some, but I didn’t see it. I did see and hear a -lot- of that from those other rallies. I try to watch both to see which direction our country would continue to spiral down the toilet.
I’ve seen Kill Bush, Bush is Hitler, Monkey Bush, and various others. It’s the ones labeled “art” that really cheesed me off. I have cites if you need them. There is also at least one movie out there on how to assassinate Bush.
I never wanted Bush killed. Impeached, sure, but not killed.
I feel the same way, but in broader terms. I’m just fascist enough to feel that any threat against the president, real or implied, is treason and should be treated as such. As in, bullet in the head and charge the remaining relatives for the ammo used.
I know that’s clearly against the First Amendment, but threatening the president’s life because you disagree with him (or her) is despicable *wipes Daffy Duck spit off mouth*
So what you’re sayin’ is…it’s Wabbit Season!
Duck season!
You’re dethpicable.
I demand that you shoot me now!!
Bang
No mo buwwits!!
*click* *click* *smoooooooch*
You gettin’ warmed up for that reach around now JAC?
Max.. Your hard-on for Justa is.. disturbing.. And erotic.
No Max, now I do the quick poke in the eyes, and run off. Often using the elevator in the rabbit hole trick.
I think I saw that trick once. And I think it was in a Ron Jeremy movie. *nods*
duck in orange sauce
COOK!!! WHERE’S MY HASSENPFEFFER!! (I really do watch too much TV you know
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No i believe you. I have seen the Hilter Bush stuff. So I guess that’s close enough.
Kill bush would of been a federal offense, since its illegal to threaten the life of the president.
least bitter trollish post evar.
in troll kingdom, its illegal to even imagin the death of troll king, the thought police probe your brain and if you even thinked of his death, your eaten.
What do the Dream Police do?
They come to me in my bed.
I guess that’s better than coming on your head.
Ewww..
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What about this, Bitter?
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And these?
Ok. Wow. Some of that was scary. I thought “He is the only dope worth shooting” what sort of funny, cause it was witty, but yea. Thats pretty scary, as are most of the people holding the signs. Geez… America is fu(ked up…..
It’s not just my side (said loosely) doing it……I think crap like that transcends sides. They’re all just nuts, and personally, I feel should be jailed. But like I said before, I’m a fascist when it comes to threats against the leader of our nation.
Did you notice the one with the young girl holding the sign? There are creeps on all sides, but it does seem like those not on the right get more flack for it. At least in the media.
Arrrgh. Make that, those not on the left……
If I was GWB and I saw that website, I’d cry myself to sleep. But I guarantee nobody would even come close to getting the balls to actually follow through with the threats.
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BTW, coming from a moderate…. liberals seem a bit more violent (so far) in their protests against the President (whomever it may be).
I’ll be honest….I’ve seen “Obama is Hitler”, screams of socialism, Obama with a bone through his nose, and the like, but I can’t remember any actual “Kill Obama” posters. I may have missed them though. It seems to be more along the lines of lampooning the president as opposed to calling for him to be guillotined……
cause they have more practice at it. have been doing it for years.
That’s just stupid. If you’re going to make such outlandish threats just use the word fukc, for fukc’s sake.
Also, spell there right. Fukcers.
You know what I noticed first? Not even the kill bush part, but the misspelled “there”. Both sides have morons! Noooo!!!!
The second link I posted is disturbing on a deep level….
Holy crap, you’re not kidding.
But in all fairness, the dude holding the “Kill Bush” sign is wearing a t-shirt that actually proclaims that he is stupid. So, ya know, a point for self-awareness.
I can’t help about the shape I’m in
I can’t sing, I ain’t pretty and my legs are thin
But don’t ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to.
Fleetwood Mac FTW!! That songs just rocks..
That guitar riff sticks with you, don’t it?
Yeah, it does.. It’s gotta be my favorite FM song.
My only problem with Fleetwood Eddie… is that I can never break the chain….
*snerk*
It’s okay, Max, just don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.
Oh sh*t! I’m having flashbacks to Clinton’s campaign!
Tell me lies Rando. Tell me sweet little lies.
charro, did I make you cry? Make you break down? Shatter your illusions of love?
Rando you say hello
Rando we both pretend
There was an end
But there was no ending
Try beyond disturbing. Both links really. This is why I avoid protests, and the like. Ugh.
he should be in prison-nods- he is commiting a fellony, not saying it never happened, just saying its STUPID
never be suprised by the level of stupid by humans in large groups. freedom of speech is not protected when it comes to making threats against a hooman. even more so when its the president of the US. they are all commiting a federal offense and should of been beaten savagely then fed to the wild dogs.
That’s not very nice Bitter! You might give the poor doggies indigestion. Also, not only is it stupid to threaten to kill the president it’s incredibly stupid to actually kill the president because you don’t like him. The word of the day would then be martyr. The biggest thing Kennedy did for his presidency was die. Suddenly everything he wanted was done. Poof! Like magic.
No, they’re clearly Belgian.
And Kennedys.
And socialists.
And Muslin.
and MURDERS!!!se7ven!!!!
TERRORISTS!!!!11!!
They’re made from fabric??
Yup. And they worship Satin.
They can’t pull the wool over your eyes, froo.
Hey!! I’ve cottoned on to what is going on here. Better get off now though!! I’m currently touching cloth
I believe you mean Muslims. Muslin is a type of fabric.
And the award for the most oblivious comment of the day goes to…….*checks envelope* B-Caff!!! Congratulations, man!!!
because everyone knows obama is a half blood muslin!
*smiles woodenly, claps steadily*
Dammit, that should have been mine.
*attacks B-Caff and steals their award*
*runs away giggling maniacally*
Take THAT, conformity!!
Hmmm. *Wonders why no one used the “I’ma let you finish” meme.*
I don’t think they give a sh.t about tolerance, so yeah, comment FAIL.
It’s actually a good example of British tolerance that these f*ckwits don’t get the sh!t beaten out of them by the police or the public. Give ‘em a couple of generations and they will be just as apathetic as the rest of us; all the waves of immigrants over the centuries have eventually integrated pretty well. Probably something to do with the climate.
its not HOT and sand is not everywhere…we have drinking water? and sand not everywhere? whats this..AC??? no one is invadeing to get our oil? man why where we so pissed? lets grab some drinks and watchs the football game
SLAY THOSE WHO INSULT MAN UNITED! CHELSEA YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY, EXTERMINATION IS ON ITS WAY!
TOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!11!!!!ELEBENTY!!!
Tolerance fail, variety win! In this picture we’ve got: “slay/behead/butcher those who insult/mock Islam!” Not only is this protest more focused and diverse than most, all the signs display proper spelling! These people know what they’re doing!
And allowing these Muslim nutjobs to demonstrate their nutty agenda is a good way to defuse the situation. Firstly they’re out protesting which means thay’re not actually slaying people. Secondly they get a chance to vent their self-righteous anger and get it out of their systems, rather than bottling it up at home.
Or bottling it up in an explosive device.
What’s the problem.
Europe = gay atheists
Who normal person wouldn’t want to slay, butcher, demolish?
Grammar fail: WHAT (or even which) normal person…
Which confirms another stereotype: stupid American.
That is so racist. On behalf of all 42 Americans who can find Germany on a map, name the five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment AND properly use the contraction “you’re” on the Internet, I demand an apology.
oh and its not a german flag its a belgien one!
I’ve even been to Germany; I can even spell Deutschland properly. I demand and even BIGGER apology.
If you can spell the German version of Bavaria, you win this shiny new Internet!
How about München?
No idea how to spell it, but it’s somewhere near Munich apparently!
Bayern.
What can I do with my shiny new Internet?
And why is my gravatar not working?
bayern, i’ll take my internet now.
dammit, i didn’t see that naoyusimi got to it before me. however, i did take a german geography course. i used to know all the regions, major cities, rivers, etc…
But why are you using the conjunction “and” instead of the article “an”?
Do not ask such questions!! They’re classified.
It’s a typo, we all make them. Even you.
Pshaw!! Me? Never!
I just thought it funny ‘cuz she was bragging about spelling Deustchland properly, then was unable to get “an” right …. yes, I’m sure it was a typo.
Can sumbunny help me with avatar/gravatar usage? I’m tired of being a kaleidoscope.
hmmm….. I don’t see any indication that “Sqwirk” is American.
KInda looks like your own prejudices are coming to the fore…
Give it up, DRH. It’s blatantly obvious in its posts that not only is Sqwirk a douche but it’s an American douche.
In Soviet Russia, gay atheist is Sqwirk.
if everyone in europe is gay…how do they keep having children?
wait..ozzy is from europe…ARE YOU CALLING OZZY GAY???? -grabs his bitter axe- THE OZMAN COMMITH!
A gay atheist Europe would be a peaceful Europe. And a lot tidier.
Yes, but a gay factory worker from the South would be funnier.
Especially since it would last a whopping one generation. Then the American Imperialist dogs can ride in and take over Europe. England would be the 51st State, Spain the 52nd, Netherlands 53, Swizerland 54… And FRance we’d turn into a giant Walmart and parking lot.
The only ones in Europe having children are the Mohammedans, and even then there are not enough of them to raise the birth rate above 1.5 C/F, and in Greece and Italy it is closer to 1.2.
In Soviet Russia, gay atheist Squirk is forcibly committed to insane asylum.
I think I’m starting to like Soviet Russia.
Not so much, doll. The Soviet authorities actually did commit gays to insane asylums. There’s still tremendous homophobia in Eastern Europe. I think it was last year the police beat, arrested participants in the Moscow gay pride parade and some on-lookers joined the police in their “peace keeping” efforts. I don’t remember the details though so don’t quote me on it.
Ok, back to all of my original dislike, and then some.
The Pope isn’t an atheist, and he’s European….
He’s Belgian.
No, definitely European.
Yeah, wait, what?
Hey when did we have new elections?
He could be?
Being Pope it would be a bad idea to tell anyone.
Ditto if he is gay as well.
You SO didn’t get the point!
Anyone notice that all of those signs were made by the same person and passed out to everyone? Same poster handwriting, wording, etc. Not that the people in the pic don’t believe what’s on the signs, but this pic looks a little staged to me.
I’m guessing the one guy in the group who had both decent command of English and good handwriting got the job of making everyone’s signs. Something that perhaps other groups of protesters should consider.
I don’t know why that never seems to occur to them. Phishers, too — they’re finally learning how to reuse the templates of actual emails, but they can never be bothered to track down a copy editor.
the reason for that is bitter troll was selling them at the protest of unshaven men who smell real bad and hate fancy smancy europen people
You know, I hadn’t thought about it before, but that’s something Americans have in common with Muslim extremists — we both hate Eurotrash.
To be fair though, a lot of Americans hate Ameritrash too.
Agreed there, but at least most Americans admit we have trash.
Don’t forget Justa, one man’s trash is another man’s yard sale purchase!
My mother goes to garage sales to find things she can flip for profit.
That’s called being a smart business woman.
We used to do that. If you’re persistent, you can do all right buying brand name baby/kid clothes at garage sales, washing them, and selling them on ebay.
A brother at church does that. He specializes in antiques, and makes more money doing that than his job. And in the process, often gives away tons of things to people in need, as he buys entire households to get a few items.
Best thing I’ve ever gotten to say at a yard sale: “HEY! How much for the Black Jesus!?”
Except, of course, the actual Ameritrash, who don’t understand why anyone would object to beer bottles in the front yard.
Or a 1967 Dodge Dart on blocks in the front yard.
But, but Uncledad is going to fix that up someday and give it to his youngest nephewson- Bubba Earl the 25th!
Uncledad!! Ow, Pepsi up the nose HURTS.
Flint, Michigan gets my vote for obvious “AmeriTrash”.
bitter troll knows many decent people from flint…like 7!
Of course, there’s also Jersey- just saying….
Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
LOL, Sorry!
That is YARD ART, you philistine!
I swear, some people just don’t have any appreciation for culture…
It’s only yard art if accompanied by pink flamingos
What about a plywood cutout painted to look like the back end of a large woman working in her garden?
OMG! I love those!
they turn bitter troll on
O.o
I can think of nothing else to say on this subject now.
I can: splinters.
*bwuh* Ick.
That was soooooo wrong.
@ dhoti — rofl on the splinters
for everyone – nesting fail, not my fault, tried this cr@p 3 times & gave up. like my kid used to sing: nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess i’ll go eat worms
Dhoti: Splinters? I LOL’d. Then almost hurled. Nice one.
Um, must admit to having the plastic flamingos, but they are in the back yard and no longer pink (an art project).
But no beer bottles! And the cars all run, honest!
Quick! Someone get a mirror if front of that crowd!
That only works if they’re vampires.
Or betta fish.
Ooh, speaking of those, we had the coolest thing happen at my house a few months ago!
Ok, so we’re lame at my house, but this was cool to us
Anyway, I had one of those betta bow front tanks that has the little partition so you can have two fish next to one another, and we came home one day to find both fish on the same side. Apparently, a wasp had fallen into the water, and one of the bettas jumped the barrier to get at it. Upon finding himself trapped with his enemy, he ate the wasp and beat the crap out of the other betta, to the point that I thought the other betta was going to die. We fixed the tank, made it jump proof, and waited to see if either fish was going to swim off this mortal coil.
Fast forward a few months. We needed to clean the tank, so hubby suggested we dump both fish into the same bowl for just a second, as it wouldn’t take but that long to clean and fill their original tank back up. He stood guard with a net to separate the fish in case they started fighting. Wonder of wonders, the fish started brushing up against one another, and co-existing in peace. I’ve never seen two male bettas do that.
So hubby suggested that since they seem to be getting along, why not see if they would keep getting along in our big tank with the other fish. We figured that it was no great loss if they didn’t. So we dumped them into the big tank and watched to see if there were fireworks.
Three months later, both fish are existing peacefully together in the same tank. It’s a beautiful thing
That’s really cool! I didn’t know that could happen.
Peace and brotherhood with the fishies.
I didn’t know that bettas can regrow fins, LOL. We had one red betta and one blue betta (One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish….we’re dorks), and the red betta is the one who beat the crap out of the other one. He ate the fins off the blue one. What’s weird is that the blue fish’s fins grew back red, so he’s even prettier than he was before.
It’s because tor red betta is a vampire O-o
YOUR! (dang keys!!!)
Hey, TheOne, peepers is gone. You can change your name back.
Okay!
That better?
Actually that about the fish isn’t all that surprising. I believe those fish are extremely territorial and would believe that another fish would be a threat and a competitor. Therefore they’ll do a bit of fighting until one of the fish come out on top and when the other fish is released back to meet the other fish, they’ll get on as they know where they are on the pecking order. So it’s nothing surprising, it’s just nature.
You should try that tactic with VNV and JAC: think the could coexist peacefully?
It could be like UFC. Two men enter, one man leaves…..hehe. We could sell tickets and merchandise!!!
But in a tank full of water, surely?
WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME!!!
I dunno bitter.. isn’t it about time we got Beyond Thunderdome!??
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
…bitter troll likes thunderdome
We don’t need another hero…
That’s MY joke that I rightfully stole from MST3K, damn you!
*snickers* Sorry, I’ve been watching them a LOT now that I can watch them instantly on Netflix.
*gasp* Must…get…Netflix…or pull out my old VHS tapes.
Ah, I love that song!
I do say Grace, and I do say Mamm.
You sure as hell can’t spell it, however
LOL, I tried 5 different ways, and spell check complained every time. Please, enlighten me.
Ma’am. Try it that way. No red squiggly line!
Yes Ma’am. I will do so.
My money’s on JAC ! VNV seems too wimpy to survive.
As long as he doesn’t talk me to death. Reminds me of the scene in Heartbreak Ridge. “Just don’t bore me.”
I had a betta fish named VCR.
I gotta ask- Why VCR?
Oh, no. Mina makes me feel old….
*wonders if Mina knows what reel to reel tapes are*
*glad someone got the joke*
*remembers when a stereo was 6ft long, 4ft high, 2ft deep, had one big speaker.* *also remembers autoloader on the record player as a new toy*
Oh man, my stepdad used to have a giant console stereo. That thing was AWESOME.
We used to have a console TV with the record player on the top. And a regular Sony stereo system upstairs….the one with the speakers like Justa described. The entire thing took up a wall in the living room. People my age think I’m nuts when I say I grew up with a record player and an intercom system in the house that had an 8-track player, but my family was about 10 years behind the technological times.
In the early 90s my parents bought an old Buick that had an 8-track as the factory stereo. Upside was that people would *give* you piles of 8-tracks because no one could play them any more.
Recently I had to disassemble an 8-track to show my son why they were called 8-tracks (and explain why auto-reverse on cassette players made them obsolete).
Now wait a second, cowboy.. I may not be a hard core audiophile, but I know for a fact that stereo implies having two speakers, not one big one..
The big speaker was the sub….I think. Ours had two gigantic speakers and a single bigger one under the record player. Does that sound right? I’m having to rack my brain to think back that far, lol.
Yes, I failed that one. I do remember one that was AM only on the radio part. BIG knob to tune that thing.
I had stereo back before there was such things as sub-woo-fers! We had to IMAGINE the bass.
No, I know what a VCR is. Oh… Beta/VCR. *Headesk* Can I claim I was half asleep when I asked that?
LOL.. Because we pronounced it “bay-TUH”.
Were these guys ever talking about tolerance? If not then this isn’t applicable.
YOU! Take your logic elsewhere sir (or madam)! It has no place here!
BEGONE before someone drops a house on you too!
Why would anyone drop a house on me? I’m the GOOD witch, remember?
not YOU mina, you good friend.
Whew! I was starting to get a little worried there. I hate it when houses fall on me. Someone always steals my shoes.
-hides sparkly shoes behind back- bitter troll not steal shoes for charro!
Damn, now I have to go find my spare shoes. *rummages through closet* All I have are my old tap shoes. Oh wait, this could be fun! Now who am I going to annoy?
-sneaks off to give shiny red shoes to his beloved charro-
*tap tap tap tap* LOL, this is fun!
*is easily amused*
-takes out some bangsnaps and starts throwing them at mina’s toes-
Gah! *jumps, lands on bitter’s foot* Oh whoops! Hehehe
-lets out a mighty troll howl, then gobbles up mina like a gruff billy goat-
See, I see “gobbles” and I think turkey, not troll.
-reaches down and catchs mina within mighty troll jaws, crushing bone and rending flesh. molars crushing and tusk ripping the meat, swallows and washes her down with a diet coke-
I has a sad. I got nommed.
atleast you was tastey
Um, thanks? o.O
Do stunguns work on trolls? Will it make troll regurgitate Mina? *bzzzzt*
Uh, I’m not sure at this point that Mina really WANTS to be regurgitated. Who really wants to be a messy pile of body parts and troll puke?
*blushes furiously and cries at her bitter gift*
I love you bitter troll.
Islamfags!
uh. no. ur just stupid.
I believe someone said those protesters were in Britain. If so…they really don’t look like cigarettes to me. Or a bundle of sticks for that matter.
It’s Christian Fundamentalists! RUN!
Wait, no – they’re brown… hrm.
Same schtick, different continent.
You’re a dumbass. That is all.
looking in the mirror again?
I can’t look in a mirror. I have no reflection.
And as long as you don’t sparkle, that’s ok.
AGH!!! *dies*
*is a ghost* I freaking HATE sparkly vampires, and want to get all stabby on the person who created them!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
That would be Stephenie Meyer. Need any help with that? Wait a minute, you’re a ghost now? Shit, I thought I was done seeing dead people!
I knew who wrote the books……I just refuse to speak her name. DIE, SM!!!!! ARGH!!
It’s okay; you’re not *seeing* her. She’s just possessing her computer to *talk* to you.
Oh, ok. I was worried for a moment.
Die SM? Why would want to kill S&M? What would I do for fun? And what would I do with all the whips in the basement?
Hahaha. Yeah I know how you feel on that one. I live in the state the damned books are based out of. I can’t get away from it all! D: Gah!
This is a song for that horrible, horrible woman……
{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8JYAo1giBU}
That’s amusing. Someone ought to rig up a cd player outside her new home in Forks (I really won’t get away from all the hype! GAH!), and have it play repeatedly.
Thankfully I don’t live in or near Forks. If I did… I’d go insane.
I heard that several tiny towns on the Olympic Peninsula are now having tourism booms because of her books! Doubly hilarious because we went there for our honeymoon (hubby wanted to see giant trees and giant slugs).
Now I just have to ask, why in God’s name would anyone want to see giant slugs? I ask this only because I live next door to one, and man, he’s one ugly bastard!
jabba has feelings too you know
No, no, no. Not slug-like humans, actual foot-long, multi-colored banana slugs. They are really quite cool…as long as they’re not in your garden.
how do they taste?
Like bananas. Duh!
-GASP-!!!! we must give them steriods! make them massive and huge!!! slap a saddle on them and charge people for slug rides
Actually, they have banana slug cookbooks…but I’ve never tried any of the recipes. No slugs here to speak of — probably need rain for that.
Uhm, ewwww, eating slugs seems wrong on so many levels.
People eat grasshoppers all the time. Not saying I would. But some do.
And what does that say about the person? I’d have to be on the treshold of stravation before I would plow down a grasshopper.
I’ve heard they are good covered in chocolate. Still won’t try them. Snails either. I don’t care what fancy French name they give them.
MMmmmmm….I love snails!! And grasshoppers are best in chocolate.
What’s Seattle escargot?
A banana slug in a geoduck shell.
[Pronounced 'gooey-duck.']
*geoducks are big clams found in Puget Sound — probably trampled to death by the all the vampire nuts*
They are. Actually those who live in Forks had to apologize for all the sun they had this summer.
I am? Interesting.
Sure, they’re much more into the butchering and beheading – but from what I can see, it all boils down to “My God is the real God and the right God and the only God – and those who refuse to recognize that and refuse to obey my God’s rules will have horrible fates”.
Personally, I’m with Nietzsche: “I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.”
Christian fundamentalists are usually happy to let God do the butchering.
these guys need to have a mixer with those god hates fags people!!
I’d pay good money to watch that!
I dunno…. I think they’d eventually find out they have a lot in common. But until the language barrier is broken, it could be a slug-fest, I’ll give you that.
awww who left all those lead pipes and chains on the floor near the punch bowl…also the other guys said diety of your choice is stupid
Deity of my choice is not stupid! Deity of the other guys choice is stupid! And deity of other guys choices’ mother is a slut!
Delicately put, but it should be
:s/D|deity/r/C|churce/
[sigh]“…”church/
Muslim Fundamentalists are more than 10x more explodey than Christian Fundamentalists!
So buy new Muslim Brand Explody Powder! For all your genocidal needs!
Or, Crelm Toothpaste!
those are definitely MY kid of people.
Don’t think they like champagne much.
As in, your children? Well for kids they certainly have a handle on spelling. You might want to look for some help getting rid of those violent urges though, they tend to make it difficult to make friends.
Those are your kids? Just how old are you anyway?
You know, you’re kinda dumb. Just sayin’.
suddenly TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE!! burst onto the scene with guns and bombs to handle the riot!
“Europe you will pay, your extermination is on its way.”
Catchy, but I think the Germans beat them to it.
*snerk* Nice.
This is just dark and depressing. What the internet needs is a humor site.
What the humor site needs is more people to make lols instead of just bitching about what gets put up.
what the internet needs is some porn, when will that be added to the internet?
How could that possibly work? I mean you need your right hand for the mouse, dammit!
footpad to control it, or hoomans could evolve a 3rd arm-nods-
become ambidexterous
But I LIKE women!!!!!
I’m left handed. That’s not really an issue for me.
1 guy, 1 jar.
Urp.. *BARFS*
LOL. Sorry Max love.
I wouldn’t be puking, but I had a friend show me that video…
Oh… *urp* Oh god….
BARFS AGAIN
Sympathies there dude. I made the mistake of looking it up, thinking I didn’t need to so ignorant to what people were discussing. I just do not understand the mind that could find that erotic. Or attractive in any way.
I did however punch my friend in the temple after I was done wretching.
No kidding, I’m getting nauseous just thinking about it.
Different strokes..
Oh god… strokes…
*BARFS AGAIN*
Wow, I didn’t know a human was capable of that much vomit. *gets mop*
God carrots… why is it always carrots? I don’t even remember eating carrots…
Roofies, maybe.
Thanks charro… You know I’ve told you don’t have to roofie me.
I know, but you’re so much more obliging when you’re roofied.
Rule the world. That is just nasty. There isn’t enough mind bleach for it. Puts a whole new meaning to the “What has been seen, cannot be unseen” LOLcat.
Sort of like the “Hand Vagina” college humor short.
I’ve seen fisting, in my BC days. Weird, but not sick to the level of 2g1c.
Even better. There’s an actual cookbook named “Two guys, one pan”. I’ve never seen the video the name is parodied off of but from what I’ve heard I wouldn’t want to eat anything out of that book.
Clearly you haven’t come close to the end of the internet. I’m positive there’s more disgusting stuff than that out there.
I don’t see how, and I don’t want to know if there is.
Yeah I hear ya that… I’m sure once I find that precipice I’m sure I’d jump off it.
2 girls, 1 cup?
*hands Max some ginger ale and saltines*
There there love.
Hey, have you seen the picture of Fort Hood on the ‘pictures to caption’ section? Six million interwebs to anyone who can make THAT one funny!
Oh GOD. Seriously?
My attachment to this site is already hanging by a thread…..
That’s just wrong.. horribly wrong!
You know someone is going to try to make a LOL out of it though. I’ll have to let my friend know to avoid the site when it’s coming up. She lives at Ft Hood.
For what it’s worth, I sent a note to the Admins asking that they take the picture down. Maybe we should make this a concerted effort?
I like that idea. I’ll have to do that.
How do you do that?
I went to the “contact us” thing at the bottom of the page. Not so sure if that’s what I was supposed to do, but it let me send an email to someone!
That’s all I did.. Just click Contact Us and follow the bouncing ball.
Done.
No, we will all just go vote against it with as many email addresses as people use to get the really stupid ones voted in!
pull a EWAdams?
Why not use that power for good instead of evil? Of course *some* have stolen sparkly shoes to escape evil!
Did EWAdams steal my shoes?
don’t vote against it, click the find it objectionable button instead
Oooh, good idea, BF!!
Yup, that’s what I was going to suggest.
Am I the first to say… “TOOOO SOOOOOON!!@1!1!!!1S!”?
I was going to, but I thought it was TOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!11!!1!ELEBENTYMILLIONZ!!
Some people do make LOLs. Sock puppets vote them down.
they need to make one account per IP address or something keep the socks down. sorry multi people who share the same IP address EWAdams screwed you over!
Ok, so show us what you’ve submitted.
you seen what bitter troll has submitted
-http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33859565/ns/business-forbescom/?gt1=43001-
bitter troll found this on putin, made bitter troll laugh
Prime Minister might as well be known as Czar, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russians. Vastly more powerful than his handpicked head-of-state, President Dmitry Medvedev. Presides over one-ninth of Earth’s land area, vast energy and mineral resources. Former KGB officer unafraid to wield his power; invading Georgia, cutting off natural gas supplies to Ukraine or Western Europe (again). Declared nuclear power has veto on U.N.’s Security Council. The anti-Obama: “I’m deeply convinced that constant change is not for the better.”
Kill people … watch them bleed … poke with stick … make sure dead … repeat.
So easy even a caveman could do it (not that there is anything wrong with cavemen)
anti-caveman racist!!!!
I am, however, deeply prejudiced against geckos with british accents.
I thought he was Australian?
They ALMOST told us where he was from in a recent commercial. I almost wish I cared.
I wish they would bring back the original, snarky caveman. They’re close with the “Let Me Be Myself” caveman, but he’s just not as flashy as the one who goes to therapy, gets pissed while on the moving walkway at the airport, and orders the orange duck with the mango salsa.
If I hear that “let me be myself” commercial one more time, I’m going to be in the news for burning down the Geico headquarters.
I’m so disappointed in 3 Doors Down for doing that commercial.
Me too.
Actually he’s ……..
No, I believe he is British. Uh, listen to Paul Hogan or Steve Irwin sometime, you should spot the difference.
*pssst!* It’s from the commercial
Oh, I know who the Geico Gecko is.. I was talking about the accent.
So was I
Clearly Cockney… Clearly.
Jaysus, am I slow today or what?
Noooooo, Iiiiiii’m beeeeeeeing slooooooooow toooooodaaaaaaay.
Think you could mime that?
Oh I was… sorry, I mime everything I type on PK…
Yeah, well everyone knows that mimes were meant to be seen, not heard!
You just need to plug in your Rascal a bit longer next time
Get it good and charged up so you’ll be all fast and whatnot.
Yeah, and just as they are about to tell us what he is, the commercial ends.
bitter troll found this interesting (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33859565/ns/business-forbescom/?gt1=43001)
I’m sorry, no where in this article is the religion of this man notated. Is he Christian? Jewish? What? These are important details that are being held back. How will we know what religion we should hold accountable for this?
Would you care to elucidate? What article are you talking about? Further, WHO are you talking about?
I have no idea what this girl is talking about either. Reply is your friend, Melissa. Otherwise you just look like a lunatic.
That is the stupidest comment I have ever heard.. You are the biggest most ignorant idiot I have ever wasted 30 seconds of my life addressing..
Really? Just imagine the 30 seconds I wasted on reading your drivel.. Your ‘comment’, such as it was, made no f*cking sense. So before you start flinging your abuse my way, try rereading what you wrote and tell us that it still makes sense.
Oh, and for what it’s worth, learn to click reply.. that will keep some semblance of order to the abuse you are about to open yourself up to.
Those wacky Canadians!
Move along ! Obama says there’s nothing to see here except some discriminated-against home boys! His possee, actually. “there are no radical Muslims anywhere” O-o
I think your obsession with Peepers is very sad. Move on, TheOne.
We’re insulting you zealots as individual people, not Islam. Islam’s fine, millions of Muslims (almost all of them) go about their daily lives without thinking of killing others every ten seconds, because that’s what NORMAL people do. Go and get a job or something…
F-ing muslims
STFU, its just the terrorist that a F-ing @$$holes
In Soviet Russia, f-ing muslim is YOU.
Whoah. One of my LOLs actually made it to the main page? I’m speechless. …wait, no, if I was speechless I couldn’t be typing this. Anyhoo, yay, neat.
Islam and muslims can blow my d*ck. How does it feel to waste your life on garbage like that ?
call 555-SUCK for horny nuns instead
Will do.
Is it just me or does one of the signs read “Butcher those who mork islam”…
Nanu, nanu!!
Mindy can’t be reached for comment.
maybe they’ll mistake cat stevens for robin williams and kill to birds with one stone.
If I can pick between christian religious nutjobs and Islam religious nutjobs, I’ll take christian nuts anytime…
Then you’re an idiot because they’re different sides of the same coin.
why, because they’ll only kill you if you work in health care?
Yeah, that’s it: more predictable. Those Islamic twits are wild cards, man!
{wait, did I haveto choose?}
trow pokeballs
Nihilism is better
I brought my kanu for sliding hills
Wow, they’re really going to get people to respect their religion this way. Death threats are always the way to go.