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*sigh* “They told me mud bogging in the tank would be a bad idea…. and now both of my shoes are stuck…”
Pssst. Not a tank…. (before some troll gets angry and goes off on you.)
TOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!11!!ELEBENTY!!
IT’S BELGIAN! NOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS
You spelled Bulleyiesirirtsrit wrong!!!
ITS THE PRIME MINISTER OF SWEDEN!!!11!1!
No it’s the King of America!!!!
It’s the Viceroy of the Trading Federations!
IM PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS!
ZOMFG. *bows*
I’m God.
What does God need with a starship?
Well where is he going to watch his in-flight movies?
And his porn!?
Hmmm Charro, I think you and I should to get to work on inventing God porn… there’s a rule 34 to adhere by ya know!
I’m ready when you are..
Then let’s hurry and get to this… because my shift is over and I’m cutting loooose!!
Better yet, I think I’ll take a directorial approach to this project…
*looks over his shoulder*
BITTER! Put on your God costume you and Charro are ready for your close up!
*grabs the wide angle lens*
To the underside of the bridge!!!
And on that note, I’m heading home. Thank you, and goodnight!
It makes no difference what it is, the point is still the same.
Hey, I just figured that some military wanna be would come along and start name calling and bashing. I was trying to be helpful.
Sort of like a pre-emptive strike, right?
Yes and no. Pre-emptive, but not a strike.
*head desk*
No need to strike…I’m sure we can all reach an agreement.
I think it was agreed by all that it was an elebenty Belgium Flag, not a tank. And also too soon!!!!!11!!!1!!
And France surrendered.
There!!! Diplomacy CAN work!
IT’S NOT A TANK, VNV!!!11!!!
THE POINT IS NOT THE SAME!!11!!!
TERRRORRRRIIISSSTTT!!!
Ironically when i looked it up, the article refered to its “tank guns”, called it a “modern tank” and even compared it to several types of “tanks” from other countries. Sure, technically it may not be a tank, but I think its close enough for the joke.
And….
I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the weedwhacker in the garden of evil!
I am Darkwing Duck!
Very similar to calling a Yugo a car..
Did you know they have plastic clutch cables? I don’t know if that’s standard for automobiles, but I knew someone in grad school who was very surprised and pissed to discover the cable was plastic when it went out on her and she took it to a mechanic.
I remember someone else laughing a lot at her expression. Really, it wasn’t me.
As the snow flies….
Or my kids go cart with a 3 1/2 hp engine, with reduction drive. Which would actually pass a Yugo. And survive a crash better.
I always thought the car was a You Go to the Hospital.
They wouldn’t make it up the curb at the hospital.
Panzermensch?
I only wish I knew enough German to really appreciate And One. The song rocks, but… well… I only know English as present. Well, some Spanish and Latin… but not enough for it to count.
LMAO.. If you ever get the lyrics to “Pimmelmann” translated.. It’s hysterically disturbing,
I love And One. Saw them with Covenant in 2001 and VNV in 2007. Took my picture with Steve Naghavi. He is very short but very nice. I gave him a cow too. He dubbed the cow “Panzercow”. Did I tell you the VNV cow story?
I… don’t think so (maybe?). Sounds interesting enough. Tell us all a story!
LOL. I’m sure only you will care.
Let me give you a backstory. Goths in Phoenix are WAAAAAY pretentious, so whenever I went to the club in Phoenix I would dress as anti-goth as possible because it was hilarious. And the DJ loved me so he played what I wanted.
One of my favourite accessories was a stuffed cows head that I had cut a hole in the top of and would thread my ponytail through so I could wear it as a hat. The goths hated it.
I saw VNV in LA in 1999 or 2000. I wore the cow. I was up front. During the show Ronan leaned down and petted the cow, so I removed it and gave it to him. He held it up and pronounced it the VNV mascot. He placed it on the drum kit for the duration of the show.
In 2001 I saw them in Phoenix (sans cow). I ran up to Ronan after the show and said “I’m the girl with the cow on her head!!!” He got excited and hugged me and said “I have your cow in my flat in London!!!!” I got excited too.
Then, on this tour I missed them but my friend saw them in ATL and asked after my cow. They still have it. She called me while she was hanging out with them and we discussed the cow. The cow is happy. I love my cow that lives with VNV.
Incidentally, before dubbing him “Panzercow”, Steve Naghavi shoved THAT cow head down his pants. I was unable to retrieve it sadly..
That story is awesome and full of win.
You get a cookie.
*claps* Yay cookie!! I love cookies!! *noms cookie*
I understand you were “trying to help” but don’t you think by being the first one to respond, especially when we have our past, telling me that I am wrong when it didn’t matter, it makes you the very troll you were “protecting” me from? There are only about 5 people that name call me and attempt to bash me, and you are one of em. So…. thanks?
But we’ll always have Paris! Seriously dude. It was an opportunity to make a funny. Something like, “Yeah, what he said.” And it would be at least a small chance that the trolls wouldn’t be able to mention something already brought up. But then again, some of them would do it anyways.
It’s too early for a beer, here, have some home made BBQ.
Just ate meh broccoli and carrots.
You need some protein. How about a 22oz T-bone? Sprinkle some herbs on it cooking, and call them a salad.
Had my protien shake about 2 hours ago. Will have chicken and more protien shake throughout the day. After my plyo training.
*sigh* We have got to take you hunting. Let you find, kill, skin, cook and eat something for yourself.
venison??? *drools more*
Rabbits named Stew…..
Squirrels named Dumplin….
Wild Boar…..
Possum….(greasy)
Bear…. (Oddly, sweet)
Dove….(does NOT taste like chicken)
Dude, you need to add Gator to that list. ‘Course you don’t really hunt gator…
Now gator does taste a bit like chicken. Really chewey chicken. And frog does to.
Sorry, forgot gator. And they do hunt them in places in SC. Of course you know you can’t shoot them first. You must catch them, then shoot them. And you know they always get trapped first. Right?
My GF has family in the Okefenokee Swamp. At last Thanksgiving they caught a gator in the lake at their family picnic house, and then ate it with Thanksgiving. I was impressed with their swampy ways.
I’ve done fresh sashimi at Thanksgiving, but gator is a new one one me..
I don’t know how the natives do things around here, but I’ve never had gator for Thanksgiving. But that might be due to the fact that I have Yankee parents.
In Soviet Florida, gator hunts you…
eerrr..that happens in american florida too…-looks at the river under his bridge- they keep stareing at bitter troll
Bitter, you’re messing up my meme…
Dude, I live in Georgia. My grandpa would call you a yankee. I have had my fair share of hunting and fishing experiances, thanks.
Maybe we can go to the local Piggly Wiggly and hunt some wild Tofu…. I hear it’s hard to get under $1.89 a pound.
Let me check what the licensing requirements are.
Never been a fan of tofu. I once had two piggly wiggly’s in my home town though. Lovingly refered to a PigWig1 and PigWig2.
A FILTHY LIBERAL LIKE YOU HAS NO IDEA HOW TO REALLY KILL SOMETHING<TRY GOING TO A WAR AND KILLING A MAN WITH YOUR BARE HANDS OR TEETH BEFORE YOU SAY YOU HAVE KILLED SOMEONE LIKE I HAVE AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL THE REAL JESUS HELL NOT THAT HIPPY BUDDA CRAP
Thats…. actually sort of funny.
Well, the only other protein I can think of is legumes. Now, I can whoop up a pot of Pintos. That’s for sure. Collard greens, corn bread, onions and chow chow…..
larry’s just cranky because he forgot to take his metimucal this morning and is a bit stopped up.
Why are you struggling so hard trying to find protein?
*sigh* V, did you forget your funny bone this morning?
By the way Larry, it’s MY f*cking lawn and you have no say about it. You want to have a lawn you can control, move to a different neighborhood.. just sayin’
I am trying to be funny. I am just not sure what we are talking about. Maybe I am just tired or missing something.
I think we’re talking about lunch or dinner. How does it always come to either Shortty naked, boobies, or food with us?
larry – get the feck off eddie’s lawn. you’re blocking the sun and the pool is getting too shady for the nekkid party.
ILPB – because they’re things we all like? eddie’s lawn is also a good topic around here.
You really need to ask? I thought it was a given?
YOUR LAWN BOY I WAS MOWING MY LAWN BEOFRE YOU WHERE BORN ITS NOT BIG BUT ITS MINE AND YOU AND YOUR EVIL SOCIAL FRINEDS WONT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME EVER
Mmmmmm boobies, let bitter troll get his camera
Larry, Larry, Larry.. it’s painfully obvious you have not taken stock of the lay of the land. I suggest you review the PK charter, especially taking note of page 231, paragraph 3 where it explicitly states that there shall only be one lawn and that it belongs to EddiePscetti. If you have an issue with this, you might want to start a referendum, but I don’t think it’s going to fly.
Oh, by the way, my friends are very social. Especially when it comes to pool parties.. which you are NOT invited to.
INCASE ALL YOU FILTHY HIPPIES HD FORGOTTEN PEACE IS A RESULT OF WAR< DEATH IS A RESULT OF WAR< THAT MEANS DEATH EAQUALS PEACE< YOU WANT WORLD PACE THEN YOU SHOULD GO HANG YOURSELF
pool party? YAY bitter troll loves parties and watching people swim, bitter troll avoids it himself, to much like batheing. Oh bitter troll will bring booze! and weenies!
ok larry… but since i’m such a stupid liberal (*snerk*) i’ll need you to demonstrate EXACTLY how i should hang myself first. i promise i’ll do it riiiiiiight after you do. ok?
Larry we don’t want World Peace you twit, we want Whirrled Peas… and carrots.
snerk? you pop claws like woverine man? attack crabby old crusty man?
*folds Larry’s referendum into a paper airplane*
There, it flew. It still sucks, but it flew.
BT – be careful bringing weenies to the pool party. this is a nekkid pool party and that could be seriously misconstrued.
*presses the mute button*
Did he say we want world pace? I’m sorry, but I just can’t keep up with the world’s pace.
hmmmm good point, bitter troll will bring penis and lots of it…maybe some snack foods too…but mostly penis
Maybe he wants the world’s supply of Pace Picante Sauce? Or maybe he typed it because his pacemaker’s timing is off?
Uh, yeah, thanks, BT. Okay, party’s over.
but bitter troll brought twister! and baby oil!
*catches Larry’s referendum and unfolds it*
Thank you Secretary Rando…
*reads carefully*
Apart from it being in too large a font and written in… what is this? Crayon? I find it unintelligible and annoying.
*sets fire to the referendum*
As PK’s newly appointed Presidictator I do hereby snuff this referendum. Lawn ownership is still solely Eddie’s. Now… did I hear something about a pool party?
*tackles Max and sends him flying into the pool* Nekkid Pool Party!!! In Australia!
WHOOOHOOOOO NEKKED !!-does his grimmiedance-
My new suit!! Nooo it dissolves in water!!
Hot.
*tries to comprehend what just happened*
*fails*
Ah well.. Where’s the party now?
if VNV won’t take the steak i will. cooked medium, just salt and pepper…
*drools*
Have at, but if it was prepared by justa for me…. i would let the dog have a bite first!
if either of my mooches get near it i might get a chance to take the bone away from them sometime tomorrow… no chance of there being any meat left over.
Well, I meant to just cut em off a piece and make sure the food wasn’t poisoned.
yeaaaaah, i’d be giving a bite to the second dog and the first one would steal it off my plate. they’re sneaky brats. doesn’t help that the one is a border collie who is far too smart for her own good.
Peace. Peace in OUR TIME
Fvck it. I don’t care if it’s poisoned as long as it still tastes good. At least I’ll die happy.
I’ll take my steak bloody, with garlic and wild mushroom sauce please..
*dies*
Charro, will you marry me and have that kind of steak with me until the day that we both die?
*blushes furiously*
Of course Faerie Princess. The honour is mine.
Ok, now we just need to get that legal in both our states and we’ll be set!
I’m running for the Senate now just to make that happen!
Woohoo!!
To both of you.
It’s never to early for a beer.. as we used to say in the military, somewhere in the world it’s 5:30!
PSST Eddie that’s “too” early for beer. Wouldn’t that also be 1730, also. **runs over to Eddie’s lawn and starts plucking the grass and dancing while throwin git in the air** La La I’m a grammar nazi, la la…
Hmm, with the singing, I thought it was a grammar fairy… ba da bum.
Grammar fairies scare the hell out of me a lot more than a grammar nazi would.
But they leave a quarter every time you mess up!
That’s why they scare me… screw welfare it’s those damn Grammar Fairies that are making the stupid rich and the smart people in the poorhouse!
Yeah, yeah… too.. I get it.. sheesh!
“throwin git in the air”
Best. typo. ever!!!
LOL just for Eddie.
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LOL!! Perfect!
Thanks. I’ll be here all week!
That is win JAC… pure win.
100% Win.
It’s always beer-thirty.
Dude get up! It’s only a flesh wound.
Come on, ya pansy!!
No worries, soldier. They all melt into the sea. Eventually.
Next time you have to mix in 1 part cement to three parts sand…
But something went wrong, surprise attack killed him in his sleep that night.
pittypat: I read that wrong at first and thought you said it “killed him in his sheep”. And I was thinking no that’s not Montana.
La petite mort?
Dirty deeds
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Little Bo Peep……
New Zealand’s national anthem?
*peels another screen protector* Some one get me some fresh tea.
its why scotsmen wear kilts, sheep can hear a zipper a mile away
I’ve got green tea, decaf green, Earl Grey, lapsong souchang (sp?), and lemon zinger. What’s your flavor for the afternoon?
Hmmm, I think I’ll go make some of my blueberry tea. But thanks so much. I figure it will get cold by the time you get it too me.
*rummages in VG’s tea stash* Got any Irish Breakfast in there?
‘fraid not. We’d have to hit the BF’s stash for that one. Got some Jasmine and some nice oolong, though.
Oooo Oolong is nice! And fun to say!
In Soviet Russia, sand castle runs over you.
*snerk*
*snarf snarf*
So Brain, what ARE we going to do tonight?
Nope that’s Thunder Cats HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wait ILPB, just who are you calling a ho?
**contemplating**
I could answer in a few ways:
1) All women. **braces for impact**
2) Thunder Cats?!?!?!
3) JAC
And my wife loves me that way. I’m a one woman man, but we keep each other busy.
*Suddenly hearing Johnny Horton*
does he hear a who?
Boil that dust spec!!
But it’s a Honkey Tonk dust speck. And it can’t seem to stop.
Honky Tonk Padonkadonk
Psst… ILPB, it’s “Badonkadonk”. I know it’s kind of hard to understand Trace sometimes, but I promise that’s what he’s saying!
*guess I’m the only one who knows Johnny Horton*
Doesn’t he have a resturant chain in Maine?
No, it’s north, to Alaska. And he did it all for the love of a girl. He is, after all, a one woman man.
In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans
We fired our guns and the British kept a’comin’
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Well we fired our cannon till the barrel melted down
Then we grabbed an alligator and we fired another round
We stuffed his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind
When we lit the powder off the gator lost his mind
We’re the boys from Camp Cucamonga
Our parents sent us here for to study nature’s ways
We learn to make fire by rubbin’ sticks together
But when we catch the girls we’ll set the woods ablaze
….wait….what??
In May of 1941 the war had just begun
The Germans had the biggest ship, they had the biggest guns
The Bismarck was the fastet ship that ever sailed the sea
On her decks were guns as big as steers and shells as biggest trees.
Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship the Hood
And every British seaman he knew and understood
They had to sink the Bismarck the terror of the sea
Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as biggest trees.
They’d find the German battle ship was makin’ such a fuss
We gotta sink the Bismarck ’cause the world depends on us
Yeah, hit the decks a running boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut her down.
The Hood found the Bismarck and on that fatal day
The Bismarck started firing fifteen miles away
We gotta sink the Bismarck was the battle sound
But when the smoke had cleared away the mighty Hood went down.
Oh come back proud Canadians,
to before there was TV.
No hockey night in Canada… there was no CBC
“oh my god!”.
In 1812, Madison was mad, he was the president you know,
He thought he’d tell the British where they ought to go.
He thought that he’d invade Canada, he thought that he was tough…
Instead we went to Washington and burnt down all his stuff.
And the white house burned burned burned, and we’re the ones that did it, burned burned burned while the president ran and cried.
Hehe…
Just saying now, this is from a joke song, and I’m just trying to make people laugh (before I get trolled)
Alex, who was the artist on that song?
I think they’re called Three Dead Trolls or something.
We fired our guns and the yankees kept coming,
There weren’t quite as many as there were a while ago,
We fired once more and the yankees got to runnin’,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
They ran through the snow, and they ran through the forests,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn’t go,
They ran so fast they forgot to take their culture, and Gulf and Texaco
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, if you view all captions, I believe mine comes up first! hehe
LMAO! Nice.
Your’s is much funnier. So of course, it will never see the front page. I favorited though!
Thanks, Mina.. I wasn’t hoping for a front page on this one, I was just in a selfish mood when I did it..
Yeah, I saw yours up there Eddie and voted Epic Win on it…. Now I’m hoping my Cronkite lol makes it up to the front page.
40 captions up for vote a day.
only 1 or 2 make it to the front page.
and this is the best we can find…….
Jebus! Take it up with the admins. All you seem to do on here is complain, complain, and complain some more about the captions that make it to the front page. You could at least make the complaints amusing but noooooo.
*bored now. goes off to drink on Eddie’s lawn*
Tosses a Toohey’s Red to HOW.. come, pull up a piece o’ shade and relax a bit.
is the pool open now? if so, i’d be up for a swim and then relaxing and getting a tan (read: sunburn) on the lawn.
The pool is open year round.. heated you know!
sweeeeeeeeeet!
*jumps in the pool*
Wait, what? SKINNY DIPPING?!?!
Last one in is…uhhmmm..still dry!!!
*does nikkid cannonball in to Eddie’s pool*
whoo hoo! nekkid party in eddie’s pool!
nekkid skinny dipping without any clothes undressed?!
Yee-haw! I’m in! *splorch*
best. word. evah.
I think I’ll play towel boy on this one. I just got this new suit… and I can’t be getting it wet.
*signals to Eds, who is behind Max*
*has a bucket full of water at the ready but is reluctant to throw it cuz it’s covering my, well……..y’know……..*
’sOK Brak. We’ve seen that sort of thing before. Go for it!
Ed, I’ve asked you not to play Rod Stewart when shortright comes over to swim. This always happens. *sigh*
But, you say that like it’s a bad thing.. Ok, given it’s Rod Stewart what else can I say?
wake up maggie I think I got something to say to you, It’s late September and you really should be back in school?
I’ll steal my daddy’s cue and make living out playing pool..
*ooooooh, how appropriate!*
i don’t see you complaining though…
*splashes ivan*
*never complains about skinny dipping*
Rod Stewart though, that’s a different story altogether! And for the record, I honestly don’t know that got played. I don’t have one of his albums in my collection.
*suspects VNV of doing the horrible deed*
coulda been worse. he could have set it to play “numa numa” on repeat endlessly. only occasionally swapping out numa numa for never gonna give you up.
i probably still would have ended up naked in the pool though… it’s a trend. *shrugs shoulders*
*puts on Seabound*
Now if we are gonna have nekkid pool time, we might as well set a -real- mood.
*has no clue what VNV is talking about*
*suspects she is too young*
*just called VNV old… whoops*
Seabound started in 1995… so I don’t know if thats too old. But its an industrial/futurepop band. They have some… well.. very sensual songs. Would be great for skinny dipping. Them or the Covenant. Ask Charro whenever she gets on. She will confirm.
if we’re going to “songs you can fvck to” then why not stick to the basics… barry white and others of that ilk. no need to go all futuristic!
There are so many songs you -can- fu(k to. I was just suggesting a band that would be -awesome- to fu(k to. To me, the difference is subtle, but it’s there.
charro confirms.
Also, try Thrill Kill’s Leathersex…
Bored with your sex life?
And speaking of TKK, how about I was talking some trash about bumper stickers the other lol, but on my first car I got Crime for All Seasons when it first came out, and inside the CD was these two bloody red hand prints on a sticker… and I so had that on my bumber. It had Crime for All Seasons written wround it. I thought I was just the coolest rivethead on the block. Oh…. memories…..
Bathe me in Leather..
Saw TKK in 1998 in Denver. Had a TKK bumper sticker on my old car too.
Drown me in your sex!
Well…. i know what I will be putting on as soon as I get home.
Lick the tears from my face
be my slave
groove on
assume the motion
How can this not get you laid?
Would I be strange if I called Led Zeppelin baby making music? I mean.. not EVERY Led Zep song… but still.
Melissa Ferrick, “Drive”. Gets the BF in the mood, too, which is a win in my book!
I thought it was Bon Jovi… or tequila?
Now there’s a combination I can agree with!
i’ve been on a phil collins kick lately and i’m more partial to jack daniels…
Obviously not a country fan. Blake Shelton “Tequila makes her clothes fall off”
The only country they really have down this way is Keith Urban, and well, he’s married to Nicole Kidman so is it really country?
i actually am a country fan and happen to like that song quite a bit… but i can’t drink tequila enough for it to have that effect. JD however…
*shudders* Phil Collins is so 80’s, Shorty..
I’m a bit more old school.. I like most of the 60’s and 70’s, some of the 80’s and 90’s. However, I do like Matchbox 20, Fall Out Boy, and Good Charlotte just to name a few.
Beatles and PF are still my all time favorite though. Oh, and I don’t mind surfer music.
The 90s did now blow!!!!!
*goes to play Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, and Stone Temple Pilots*
THANK YOU RANDO! People always forget that there was some good music in the 90’s!
The local alternative station has “wayback weekend” where they play all music from the 90s. And that is some seriously good stuff. Lost my virginity to 311’s blue album. :-X
Pardon me.. but the 90s did give us Stabbing Westward as well… and I might I just say
*grabs a mic and screams*
I can’t even Save…. My…. Self!
Oh HELL yes, I love that song!
Old school here. Zeppelin, Beatles, PF, Van Halen (pre-Sammy Hagar *shudder*) Def Leppard. But I gotta tell you, I have a guilty secret. I snagged my current lady with Air Supply. No, I don’t listen to it recreationally, but for getting the babes, it can’t be beat. *winky*
Shorty naked again!!! This time it took less than 100 posts.
It usually only takes me 1 post.
I have taken it up with admin.
Now I’m down to protesting.
Hopefully you will get a chance to read more and more post like this until things change.
RAX YOU WORTHLESS SPINELESS HIPPY< YOUR JUST CRYING LIKE A LIL GIRL WITH A SKINNED KNEE INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE A MAN< WHY NOT INSTEADD OF WHINEING LIKE A LIBERAL WHO CANT EAT CAUSE THEY DONT HAVE JOBS AND SMELL BAD< GO MAKE A FUNNY CARTOON PICTURE OR SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE WILL VOTE FOR OR YOU CAN GO DRINK THE STUFF UNDER THE SINK
excuse me… you’re supposed to be demonstrating how to properly hang ones self. please stop bothering rax. the rest of us can take care of him just fine.
TAKE THE CAPS OFF. Actually while you’re at it STFU. Better yet, go take hub caps off a moving truck. Or play tic tac toe on the train tracks….. something other than being here.
Oh and if you wanted to know, I’m a conservative, and you’re a co%k sucking whore who makes us look bad. TWAT!
I smell a sock. One that wants to make the non liberals look bad. Such a sad, sad attempt. Maybe even an EWAdams sock?
He does seem a bit over the top, doesn’t he? Either he’s a conservative who just really enjoys being an asshole or he’s a sock for a liberatroll. Either way, he sucks balls.
tennis balls? golf balls? dog balls? all of the above?
at the same time
And he likes it.
Hell, he makes cocksucking whores look bad.
*puts on a corset and spiky-heeled boots*
Larry….you’ve been a BAD, BAD boy, haven’t you?
*flicks cat o’nine tails menacingly*
You’re going to have to be…disciplined.
can bitter troll watch?-grabs some popcorn for him and charro-
Sure, nothing like an appreciative audience!
I have to ask, Dis, are you a guy or a girl? I just think Larry would be best disciplined by a guy in a corset and spiky heels. Mostly because I’m fairly certain he would find that more objectionable.
Diss, you do realize you’re just going to encourage some of us to be bad boys if that’s the discipline we’re going to receive… Ahem… not me of course… because well.. I uh….
OH GOD I’M A BAD BOY WHIP ME NOW!!
Wow, I’m suddenly very turned on.
*noms* Thanks bitter baby!
Tough actin Tinactin. Great for socks.
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
No no dear child, the only way to properly combat such anger and hate is with love. Love is the purest and most wonderful emotion of them all. Do not threaten the angry old man, instead offer him hugs and tell him we understand his dread pain, with a little understanding we can work miracles.
The only hug that guy is going to get is from my hands around his neck. As for love, yeah, it be done for the love of all the other people here.
DONT YOU TRY TO HUG ME YOU STUPD WOMAN OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE< SPEAKING OF POLICE AND FIREMAN NOT ONCE NOT NEVER< WHY AM I BEING ROBBED FOR A SERVICE THAT I NEVER EVER EVER USE? I WANT THAT MONEY BACK!
You shouldn’t tempt fate like that Larry. You never know when you’re going to get mugged or become a victim of arson. I’m just sayin’.
*Puts away his knife and gasoline*
Yeah… never know… heh. It could be never… or it could be tonight… while you’re out getting plastered at the VFW, your house could burn right to the ground because of strategically placed petroleum based catalysts in your garage…
And you could always get a knife the back while you’re drunkenly stumbling to your car while your mugger takes your wallet to go out and get some cheap hookers and whiskey…..
Hypothetically.
It’s so easy to make it look like an accident too.
Why are you yelling at us????
Rando , take no anger at the old man, for he is just a bitter old man. Instead of lashing back at him when he lash’s out in a blind rage perhaps we should talk to him, try to find where his anger comes from.
ANGER? YOU HVE NO IDEA ABOUT ANGER LADYY< DONT MAKE ME ANGRY YOU WOULD NOT LIKE ME WHEN IM ANGRY AND DONT FEED ME THAT LIBERAL HIPPY GARBAGE I WONT EAT IT BUT YOU CAN CHOKE ON IT
EWAdams, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder which sock number this is?
Oh come on guys im hardly EWAdams, try harder !
We know you’re not EWAdams. You are an EWAdams sock.
BOY DONT BE GOING CALLING ME SOME DIRTY SOCK! YOU DONT LIKE IT WHEN I SLING INSULTSA T YOU DO YOU? IF IM A SOCK THEN YOUR A TAMPON! ROSIE ODONALDS USED TAMPON!
Oooooh, must have hit a nerve. Of course, I never knew socks had nerves.
Oh, Rosie ODonnell doesn’t use tampons, she uses sheep.
WELL SHE IS IRISH THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE< BUT IT HAS TO BE WHITE SHEEP SINCE HTE BLACK ONES WOULD VANISH IN HER MASSIVE AGRO OF PUBS
PEEPERS?? THAT DULL WITTED NANCY BOY? HA! HA! HA YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER GUESS AND IF YTOU DO I WILL MAN UP AND ADMIT IT BUT TILL THEN I WILL STILL PLAY THE CREEPY OLD CRANKY ASSHOLE CHARACTER HA HA HA HA HA
Naw, it’s EWAdams’s sock. One of many.
SORRY YOU LOSE< NO GRANDPRIZE NO HOME GAME ADDITOON NOTHING FOR YOU GO TO THE LOSERS SIRCLE AND HAVE A POPTARD
Like I said. He doth protesteth too much.
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
No, really, STFU.
Did you notice his grammar is about the same level of EWAdams?
That previous post by me was NOT aimed at you, JAC.
Oh, the pain. Why You No Love Me No More? (Put some windex on it)
bitter troll loves you justa…loves you all night long..
Well my friends the time has come
to raise the roof and have some fun.
Throw away the work to be done.
Let the music play on…
Everybody sing, everybody dance.
Lose yourself in wild romance.
We’re going to party, karamu, fiesta, forever.
Come on and sing along.
We’re going to party, karamu, fiesta, forever.
Come on and sing along.
No, I’m pretty sure it’s somebody we know (very possibly even someone we like) playing at trolling with a disposable sock.
It’s actually pretty funny.
Shhhhh, don’t give away the obvious secret.
strong enough for man, made for woman!
Ivan? Tyler? Eddie? HairySexyTroll? charro? I’m just gonna keep going until I guess the right one. I’m guessing someone we like having fun with us.
Keith Hackney. Can I have my prize?
Is the reason I’m not being guessed is because I make it painfully clear when I’m…. “socking”?
Nope, not me. I’d like to think I’m more creative than that.
Smother him in your hippie ways Linda! It’s his Kryptonite!
BAH HUMBUG IS WHAT I SAY TO THAT RUBBISH YOUR UNSHAVEN HIPPIE WAYS AHVE NO EFFECT ON A REAL MAN WHO WORKED ALL HIS LIFE TO GET WHAT HE HAS AND WONT LET ANYONE LIKE YOU TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME SO YOU CAN GIVE IT TO THE POOR BECAUSE WHAT MAKES THEM POOR IS A REFUSEING TO WORK BUT WANTING THOSE MUSIC THINGS AND CELL PHONES AND CABLE TV AND THE INTERNETS
*gives Larry a great big hug, with a loving hippie reach around*
Now I’m turned on even more.
Y’know, must of the unshaven hippies I know are girls, not guys, and they still manage to have quite an effect on real men.
Ok, this one gave it away. I know who it is now. But I’m not telling!
Please!!!! It’s driving me crazy that I don’t know.
Darlings i just have to add this, hippies shave. I may be a old bird but i still like to feel smooth and soft. lotion helps. Plus birds can use the loose hair to help make nests
There is some serious MPD going on around here. *looks around* I hope it’s not catching. My other personalities don’t want any more company…
Sound like a lot of work and time to maybe salvage a bitter angry old man.
I’m thinking legalized suicide would be much easier for everybody.
Yes, he’s a bitter angry old man that is pulling our chain.
A grim, bitter old man breaking our shoes …
Oh, that was good.
Wow. Such rage. Think medication.
just to be weird and “on topic,” (for shame!), I think that vehicle is actually a Stryker…?
Build a Stone Castle
THATS MY STRYKER!!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET ON HERE?? Heres the story. We were taking the Stryker crewman’s course at Fort Knox and we were taking the advanced driving test. This one guy decides to pull some cowboy crap and gun it at 55 in the mud and got stuck. The guy in the picture is the one who did it. This happened back in September. This is funny as hell…
LOL that’s my brother in that pic. he’s an asshat. he didn’t believe he was in the pic. all three of his kids, however, knew it was him at once.
<< laughing her ass off.