Um… I know this is probably a bad time…
Um… I know this is probably a bad time… but I never got my peanuts.
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They’re government peanuts. You don’t want them anyway.
Here, take some cheese.
Did you say take some please or cheese?
Did you say to get some please?
Did you say where’s my keys?
Did you say there’s a hair in my peas?
Did you ask where are the bees?
And how are their knees?
Can’t tell, they’re hard to sees. Better give ‘em a squeeze.
Then they would think you were a sleeze.
or sting you to please.
or string you by your knees.
All this talk about bees…. Sheesh.
I know: bees make me sneeze.
But do they have bad economies?
Only during a hiring freeze in Belize.
Yeah but the Belize Police sneeze at bees, which turns out to be nothing but a tease.
hooman please!
*wheeze*
We did all the with ease!!!
Huh, you never know what’s gonna fall out when you shake the trees…
But be sure to protect your dog from fleas!
While singing a song of melodies!!!
To the tune of My Dog Has Fleas.
Well, they call me the breeze.
The wind is in my face when I skis.
i bet it would turn out when he DID get his peanuts that he is infact allergic.
SUE!!!
Who’s Sue?
He’s a boy, in a song, mad at his dad.
What about *ahem* government peanut butter?
Ewwww, that’s all crunchy though!
and it has salmonella…
That’s what you make the patties with.
TOO SOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!!!
Yeah it takes at least another month before flights get busier, no sense in scaring people now.
We don’t need to do the scaring ourselves. The airlines are perfectly capable of doing it without our help. I think those pilots missing their destination because they were messing around on their computers are scary enough.
The peanuts are on the tray you didn’t secure before landing, so go back in and put that tray up before we have real problems.
Well, that explains why the plane went down! Everyone knows airplane tray tables are an integral part of airplane mechanics. He probably left the tray down when the plane was taking off.
Or maybe someone forgot to turn off their Gameboy…
One of the best captions on this page
psst this is the page for that LOL, its the only caption on this page
Also, coincidently, the worst caption on this page. Coincidence? I don’t think so!
I see now why your name is biter troll.
What, he got his name because he had to go off one time and kill some idiot who was trolling, and it made him bitter towards you, uh, them.
And since he ate the heart of the Troll he then was filled with the Trolliness. You konw sort of like in Friday the 13th 7 or 8 where the guy ate Jason’s heart and had Jason’s soul in his body.
That’s exactly what happened to d00d’s sense of humor. Real life does imitate “art”.
Okay – I chuckled. I enjoyed this one.
Wow! I actually lol’d!
Where the hell am I?
Bangcock.
*snicker*
You said “bang”!
I get my kicks above the waist line, sunshine.
that’s not what you said last night…
Shhh! Besides, it was a song lyric from One Night In Bangcock.
Were you piloting a plane just now?
Shhh….. I have to go for another 16 minutes until the flight recorder starts over at 00:00.
But who was phone?
do they evan pass out snacks on flights any longer??