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Nike: Just Do It …
(The Shoe Throwing Incident: George W. Bush, Muntadhar Al-Zaidi and Nuri Al-Maliki)
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Nike: Just Do It …
(The Shoe Throwing Incident: George W. Bush, Muntadhar Al-Zaidi and Nuri Al-Maliki)
Picture by: Commander in Fail Caption by: rubenesk via Our LOL Builder
The security company is still on reseaching how this person ever could smuggle a shoe in the same room with the president.
A real trick would be to smuggle something funny and current on here.
security on Pundit Kitchen is too tight for anything funny to be smuggled in, so instead we get George W. Bush.
I liked the Vote LOL where it shows Obama and says Presidebt for one whole year and not one LOL critical of Obama has made the front page. Censorship anyone?
Careful. Everytime I bring up the topic of censorship I get blasted as a troll.
Talk about how voting is done and you will get bombarded about how you just don’t understand how voting is done.
Comment about how we vote on dozens per day yet only 1 or 2 actually make it and you get ripped about how they aren’t funny enought. Relate this to censorship and you’re back to trolldom.
Troll.
Censorship? It’s their damn website. They can post whatever the hell they want. If you don’t like it, go somewhere else. I’m sure you can start your own conservatroll site somewhere.
thanks for providing such a great example.
Rando: You kinda took the bait. However you must admit there is some conspiracy since EWAdmas gets about 4 or 5 posts a week.
EWA just logs on in like a billion different e-mails and votes for himself.
That’s the only reason I can think of. Has anyone e-mailed the admins about him just to see what they say about him?
I’ll give you that. There is no way someone that unfunny could possibly make the front page that many times. And I like taking the bait. It’s a great stress reliever.
Say that to the Tuna I landed the other day. He was mighty tastey!!
I’m just amazed that a trollsayer would finally admit that the site might have a bias.
He never said otherwise, douche.
noob
Well I guess we have to thank Nike for that!
To Review.
Laughing when ‘bama gets the Nobel for doing… nothing: Unpatriotic.
Pointing out that ‘bama completely mucked up the Olympic bid : Unpatriotic.
Cheering an expression of support for the people killing out troops : good fun!
Puh-lease. For years and years all I heard about was what an unamerican and traitorous jackass I was for opposing Bush’s war. Wanting the troops to come home from an unnecessary war alive made me unpatriotic.
That being said, while I can understand hating GWB, I don’t think throwing a shoe at any president is good. Even a moron like Bush. But we can still poke fun at it.
I second that emotion.
Can you dance when you day that?
What, you think I’m Britney Spears?
Psssst, Smokey Robinson.
-sobs- LEAVE BRITTNEY ALOOOOONE!!!!
thirded.
That guy killed our troops with his shoes?
Next up, Bill Clinton is a horndog! Then Hillary Clinton makes a funny face!!
Be careful. SOME people will think you are insulting Hillary. Then you will be forever marked as an amorous mammal.
Well he was right, I did get called a dumbass.
max, that wasn’t what he was implying… ivan’s been calling people fvckweasels. this was a not really subtle jab at the fact that ivan tends to defend hilary. although, it was completely pointless because he has admitted that she’s not a good looking woman and that she manages to make some of the oddest faces we’ve ever seen. when ivan gets his panties in a twist, it’s usually over something legit. but this was JAC being a dick without any provocation. i call it like i see it.
It was supposed to be an attempt to make it something to laugh over. Kinda like the wet towel thing guys do.
I dunno, the last time I saw that happen was in high school, and the guy got floored…
Just saying I’ve learned the best person to pick on is yourself. I’ve never hit myself over a joke I’ve made.
…..oh. I don’t think I figured that one out. I broke my arm last time I made a joke at my own expense. I just don’t know how to take a joke really. And I can be such a B*tch when I get mad.
Ow ow ow ow. Sorry. I take it back! I’m not a b*tch! Stop hitting me!
that wasn’t how it came across… but ok, benefit of the doubt!
still friendsies?
Always! Which is also the point to Ivan! *shoots spitball at Ivan*
**Hits ILPB** Hey fvckweasal!!!!! Who did that? **breaks out Big Board with a nail in it**
Fair enough, but if I tried to call out everyone taking a not so subtle jab at anyone who normally disagrees with them, you’d see a flood of “Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme” on EVERY lol.
I’m all for making jokes with folks, not at them, but I’ve long given up on stopping the mutual pissing contests that occur here frequently.
I usually just sigh, and shake my head as self righteously as possible.
Unfortunately, this disagreement got pretty personal, and upset the PK Irregular women-folk, so I have been ignoring all jabs as best I can. So how the hell have you been Max?
Oh you know… self righteous… happy-go-lucky… Jane and I had a late night last night, my hips kinda hurt… is that normal?
With Janie? Yes, that is absolutely normal. *grin*
I must so, I’m glad I missed the spat between you and JAC that got offensive, I was out of rolled up magazines to swat both of you with.
I must say* Must say dammit!
I’ve heard that Jane has that effect on a guy.
Something tells me I should stop leaking our taped “sessions” onto the internet…
One of the kids unplugged the wireless router, so I have been trying to get this posted for 10 minutes. *Arrrgh*
Just so you know, it wasn’t meant as a Jab, but rather, ok, he he, hah hah. Here, have another beer. Someone else made the same funny…
The “women-folk”? I feel I should be offended by this…..
Get back in deh kickchen womern….
*runs for dear life*
why do women have smaller feet than men?
so they can stand closer to the stove.
why don’t women wear watches?
there’s a clock above the stove.
how many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
none, she’d better have it open when she brings it to him.
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing, she’s already been told twice.
why couldn’t helen keller drive?
she was a woman, duh.
i’ve got a ton of these.
*puts up shield against feminist flaming that is bound to ensue*
*snerk*
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I said that there’s no one above you?
do you really think rod stewart will get you laid?
*suddenly realizes she’s naked and has no idea how this happened*
DAMN YOU ROD STEWART!
Shortright’s too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it huuuurrrrrrts…
Hey, it was MY invocation of the magic that is Rod Stewart that got her naked. Back offa my woman. Look, right in her name. She is the Ivanist. *carries his shortright off* Hey! Let’s go see if BT’s cave is free. He keeps lots of great toys in there, I hear.
Hey, I was just noticing. From a distance. Nevermind those binoculars.
*evacs BT’s cave, book in hand*
I’m goin! I’m goin!
Rod Stewart got me laid once… I’m currently suing for child support.
Ever watch Two and a Half Men? I’m reminded of when Stephen Tyler was on the show….
Alan makes the comment to Tyler (who is standing in the doorway holding a very fluffy little dog) that “I lost my virginity to you!” Of course, he meant that an Aerosmith song was on at the time, but Tyler respond (rather slowly) “Well, I took a lot of drugs in the ’70’s, so I really don’t remember….”
I loved that one! Especially when Tyler kicked Charlie’s ass!
if i could go back 9 years… i’d lose my virginity to steven tyler. yeah he’s old and kinda weird looking… but he’s a HOT weird.
an hour later i’d scrub myself head to toe in bleach to avoid all sorts of lovely STDs but it’d be one hell of a story to tell later in life!
And that story would start “I remember when I had sex with an STD tree… and end with, and even with the bleach burns, still ended up at the clinic.”
“and the moral of the story is… herpes is for life!”
That way you could share Steve’s “love” with everyone else you’re with.
… sorry ivan, you may have steven tyler’s herp now…
O_O
MAKES a funny face? I thought Hillary just HAD a funny face? That’d be like saying Andre The Giant makes a tall stature!
Thats the point. Dumbass.
No need for name calling, unless of course, that’s the limit of your vocabulary.
As you may know, cash registers have a very limited vocabulary, such as “Thank you”, “next customer please”. But I didn’t know “Dumbass” was one of them.
And surprisingly, he proved JAC right… I’m apparently a amorous mammal because I made a joke at Hillary’s expense.
Oh poo… that’s supposed to be “an amorous.”
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
*holds Max ever so gently* there there. I’ll make the coffee.
No coffee please, just give me a caffeine IV.
I used the IV for my heroin..
Hmmm that definitely wouldn’t help me wake up…
I think I have some spare crack around here somewhere..
No thanks! Coke was good enough for me!
Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn’t good enough for..
*hands Max an 8 ball of pure coke* Straight from Columbia my friend. Use it wisely..
<3 Dennis Leary.
*goes all Tony Montana on that 8-ball*
Let’s get an eight ball.. It’ll last us all weekend!
The one piece of advise from Mr. Leary that I will never forget: “Shut The F*ck Up, NEXT!”
I’m still amazed that he get the second shoe off before being tackled. Security seemed……slow.
Nah, security knew he deserved it.
He should be thanking an American he even has shoes.
“The earliest known shoes date from about 8000 to 7000 BCE and were found in Oregon, USA in 1938.”
I couldn’t figure out why you were posting that link…but now I know!
And knowing is half the battle.
Muppets are the other half!
That’s why they think we’re the devil!! They hate shoes.
ROFL, I approve this lol
So you were the one. I thought you had to get more than one vote to make it to the front page.
Unless it makes fun of Bush. You need elebindy million votes to get an antiObama one on the front page.
It would help if it were actually FUNNY for a change. “Obama iz the suxxors and ruind teh countree” is not funny.
Depends on your point of view. :p
Well, I can’t stand GWB, and I’m not a big fan of the generic “I fvcked up da nashun and I suck.” Now, if you can make it funny, then you win! Same with Obama, Clinton (both of them), George Sr., Reagan, etc. Make a dumb LOL about someone I don’t like, and I won’t like it. Make a good LOL about someone I like, and I’ll like it. But I’ll admit, I’m sensitive enough my messi…er…president of choice that it’d better be damn funny. And I’ve made a few LOLs about him in good fun about conservatives’ favorite targets (death panels, czars, for example).
This is gonna go down as an iconic moment of history
You might not like Bush but u gotta admit he has mad dodging skills :p
Actually it WENT as an iconic moment of history MONTHS ago. Were you living in a cave?
comes from all those years as a male cheerleader
ducking now myself
*gooses BF*
At least he wasn’t a male ballerina…at least male cheerleaders had the chance to slip a finger under the spankies of the girl they were lifting….ballerinas have to fend off amorous dudes
I don’t think he ever threw a shoe at Saddam. I guess George Bush Jr was actually so much worse that even the reporters got so mad that they had to do this insult. Vote for me in 2012 and I promise to re-instate the Ba’athists in Iraq to their rightful place as the beloved leaders of that country.
*facepalm*
I think the appropriate response to the ole troll here is “No, go away.”
I didn’t have the energy for all that.
But you have the energy for… so many other things.
I know, but those other things are worthwhile.
-snuggles the charro-
*snuggles her bitter*
You knw that’ll give you warts. Trolls also carry unprecedented organisms from the depths under the bridge. Especially under hte Bridges in NYC, anywhere in Jersey, and DC.
I’m a mermaid. I’m immune to that.
Upper half or lower half?
If she’s getting warts on the lower half, then I’ve got a bad feeling they’re not troll warts.
“I don’t think he ever threw a shoe at Saddam.”
He’s not in a mass grave so that would be a good bet.
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Oh no. WHY? WHY would you tell them how to do it?? It was a SECRET! DAMN YOU!!!! *weeping*
You troll… if you’re going to embed something… embed something useful… and if embedding is disabled… just link…
If only the guy that reviewed the captions for content would review the comments…….
I thought it should of said “Nike: Just Threw It”
I likes that, though it should be: “Nike; Just Throw it”
It should say: “Nike lol; Just throw up”
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
you fight like a girl!
It was his sole means of protest
I see your puns are laced with humor.
and i see you have a sharp tongue and are ready to deal with heels…
Shoe better believe I’m ready to deal with the the heels! Alls I needs is a good wrestler name, and I’m ready to go!
Well it’s always good to converse with others about your issues… especially the runs…
Maybe you shoed see Doc Martens about these issues?
He can’t… the doctor is out sick… he’s been sneezing like crazy… every time he talks it happens… “Yes, I can’t make it to the office to*ashoe!*
Ignore this post- trying to see if the avatar actually works…
Never mind…
did you try gravatar.com?
Nope, I’ll try that. Thanks!
And now it works. Yay!!!
ok, so what is it? it’s REALLY dark… and you got rid of your anti-EWAsshat name.
Every time I change something on mine, other than the gravatar, PK eats my comments.
Ok, lets see if this works.
FYI, you misspelled “against.” Thought you’d want to know.
*head desk* Also left out the ‘ for the plural of Carolinian.
Actually, I don’t think you need an apostrophe. Not 100% sure.
You only need an apostrophe if you were making it possessive.
Ok, Ok. I graduated in 1988, and have worked ever since. I’m allowed to forget one or two things since then.
Since then I have worked as a mechanic on Cotton Mill machinery, installed new elevators, rebuilt transmissions, and driven a contract courier route for 7 years.
If you want to know every dentist, doctor, lawyer, insurance co, accountant, mill, factory, home office and lazy bum in a 6 county territory southwest of Charlotte NC, ask me. And I’m rather decent on mechanical things too.
My wife was a courier for a small amount of time. She knows every damn street in the area. I call her onStar.
OnStar calls ME when they need help in that area. I even know the potholes. *sigh* If I NEVER cross Hwy 9 from Lancaster Sc to Chester SC again, it will be one time to many. It’s not really that far, but it’s in a place where there is nothing. But hills. Rolling Hills. And Cows.
It’s supposed to be the constellation of sagittarius, but yeah, it is kind of dark. That’s ok though, I still like it better than the goofy green thing.
And the name is back. IDK how it got changed on my other computer.
the weird thing about constellations… they’re usually pretty dark. that whole “space is big and dark and cold” thing usually takes effect when dealing with stars.
the names are tied to each computer… so anytime i change mine, i have to do it on the 4 different computers i may sign in from.
Yeah, it looks like there’s a little bit og dust in the middle of it. Other than that, it’s pretty much just solid black. Oh well, not changing it.
I’m about 90% certain I had them the same on all computers. Oh well, when I get my laptop back from the computer hospital, I’ll make sure to change it back.
That’s why I just changed it back to “the Randoist.” It was too much of a pain coordinating it between computers. LOL
LOL, Yeah, when I get my home computer back I’ll probably just go back to “Mina”. When the name takes up two lines, it’s just a little much.
And is a nightmare in the “recent comments” box.
There, better?
Much. Simple, but effective.
ROFLMAO! EPIC WIN! This is the funniest LOL in a while! Keep up the good work rubensk!
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.
Oh he is!
(Sigh) Now if only someone would throw a size 14 steel toed boot at Obama’s coconut head and knock some sense into him…..
warrrrgrblblblbl u can’t thro shoes at the lord and savior obamachrist!!! lest ye be smited by the electoral gods!
I also would enjoy watching the outlet of sheer rage of the nation were a foot covering device to be thrown at obama.
Or a big ol’ Monty Python foot just smushing him !
Why do the troll conventions always have to be on PK? Can’t you guys get a room or something?
As I’m not a fan of trolls, you do have to admit it’s annoying when people come on here and bash the person you support. Now you kinda see what conservatives have been up against for the previous 8 years.
Well, to be fair, Bush’s approval started out great, especially after 9/11, and it just went downhill from there. It took a while for him to turn into the hated man he was. At this point, I think the best thing to do is forget about him. He’s just another chapter in the history book now. Yeah, we’ve got a lot of his messes to clean up, but we should concentrate on his messes, not him. He’s not even relevant anymore at all. (That being said, we Democrats/liberals will continue to invoke his name when conservatrolls say Obama caused all the problems of this year…and they do.)
Understood, however I do understand Obama inheritted some of the problems he’s facing now, but his actions haven’t necesarily helped to ease the situation. Some of his acitons have exasperated the situations. I think that there is such “hatred” out there b/c people now realize that they did not get a Centric PResident, but a very liberal one who believes in big government. At this time the majority of America is not into Big Government (hence the quick down trend of Obama). Good luck though stopping the trolls, b/c Obama also makes a VERY very easy target.
They’re all easy targets. But Obama doesn’t usually lend himself well to LOL style humor, so the trolls have no recourse but to just insult him.
And pfft. Obama isn’t nearly liberal enough. Very liberal? I laugh at your definition of liberal! HA!
The man is so far left Kennedy’s (God rest his soul)to the right of him.
Well, those of us who are really pretty liberal think he’s a little bit left of center. And no, his health care plan doesn’t make him nearly liberal enough.
And that’s why he’s a one term President. Y’al don’t think he’s liberal enough, and the moderates (election swayers) think he’s too liberal.
There’s also a lot of anger amongst those who voted for Obama thinking that he was going to snap his fingers and fix the jobs crisis, the credit crisis, and everything else. He made a lot of sweeping promises during the campaign that he hasn’t been able to follow up on (either because they are impossible to follow up on or because he just hasn’t had time yet, what with all the arm twisting to get this stupid healthcare bill passed), and a little undeserved buyer’s remorse is setting in.
Yeah, I get really annoyed that people are jumping all over him because everything isn’t great already. No economy is gonna bounce back that fast, geez. And yeah, he made a lot of promises that sounded like we were gonna get results immediately, but use your brains, people! That’s not really how it works. It’s slowly starting to come back around again. Whether or not Obama can be credited with any of that I’m not really sure. I haven’t kept up that much with it.
I think the buyer’s remorse is somewhat warranted. If OBama had not fed that machine then yes I would say unwarranted. But Obama’s entire campaign (for some reason still going on) was about how he will “change”, “fix”, the nation. He lied in his campaign, people were naive enough to beleive him, but now that he has his true colors are starting to shine there’s resentment.
He needs to swallow his pride and realize that America doesn’t want what he wants. He was elected b/c he was a democrat. The democrats could have put a Gorilla up for election and it still would have won. Thanks GWB!!!!
I shall show Obamolech the exactly same kind of respect and consideration that the liberal left wingnuts have shown Bush. I find it ever so fascinating that these atheist humanists side in with Islamic fascists.
PS, the best liberal democrat is the defeated, muzzled and emasculated liberal democrat.
Defeated – not in power any longer
Muzzled – can’t speak lies any longer
Emasculated – can’t breed any longer
Funny, we on the left have already accomplished 1 of those goals in our favor. And since I doubt anyone is going to stop lying on either side, and the chances of making the whole of one side infertile are rather slim…. I guess…. we win?
Show us on the doll where the liberal touched you.
Right here! (points to wallet)
*snerk* HAHAHA. It’s funny cause it’s true.
Dammit. That actually made me laugh. Dammit dammit dammit.
just how does your constitution read? my copy says that all (not just conservative, moral majority, neo-con republicans) get to disagree with the government (as long as you aren’t promoting treason), that all get free speech, all get to follow the religion of their choice, that all get due process of law, that homes can only be entered and searched with a warrant, that nobody has to allow troops to live in their home, that anyone who is legally entitled (not a felon or other specified criminal) can own firearms, that it is legal (with some restrictions) to buy alcohol, to vote without tests other than citizenship….
so can we as citizens fed up with frothing then apply these same 3 things to you and others of your ilk?
this sight isn’t even worth coming to anymore. Goodbye…..what a world, what a world……….
lmfaO! BUSh SUCkSZ MAdd DiCkk =P
caps key spazz ^^
I can’t wait to see what he throws at Obama. Hopefully dung.
He wouldn’t throw anything at Obama, because Obama had nothing to do with the invasion. So.. troll fail?
I thought he’d throw roses!
And rainbows!!
And kittens! Wait, that might hurt…
These are a few of our favorite things…
I lurvs teh kittins. They iz teh kewtness!
Some one get some help. Rando has been possessed by LOLspeak.
Ebil maniacal LOLspeak. I has it. Mah ottomatik wepuns. Let me show dem to you.
*smacks Rando upside his head* Sorry brother, it was for your own good.
*stands by with water hose*
Wow, I had this awful dream that I was threatening to shoot people up because I had been possessed by LOLspeak. *shudder*
Was Auntie Em there?
Great avatar! Vote no on Obamafail!
Um, update your files.
A year ago, we gave his job to a different swaggering, underqualifed amatuer.
Leave it to this dickwad to find a way to turn it into an Obama flame. Seriously, dude, you suck. Please put a plastic bag over your head and leave it there.
Good Lord, you’re a pathetic fart! Get a life, asshat!
i need no updating! this fly is – ooh, files.. you’re stupid.
Like the “Wild W” LOL, I can’t see why we are making fun of Bush all of a sudden. Admittedly, some of the Bush LOLs are actually funny, but most of them seem to be for the express purpose of blasting the former President. Why is no-one making fun of Barack Obama?
because he hasn’t been caught looking like a monkey, being misunderestimated, talking about ob/gyn’s who practice their love on women, standing under banners that jump the gun (so to speak), or any number of other gaffes that bush blundered through. when obama does do something that memorably hilarious, the fun will be poked.
One of the funniest uploads ever! xD