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“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones .” ~ Albert Einstein
(A nuclear mushroom cloud)
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Dibs on the stick!
*grabs pointy stick and runs away*
Dang, now all that are left are the stones! Wait, why did we only have ONE stick?
It DOES say stickS. Here! *hands Mina a stick*
Yay! I get a stick too. I feel like one of the cool kids now!
*snatches a couple sticks and plays the air drums*
We love you punditkitchen! GOOD NIGHT!
its a typoe, really it should say STIX
the WW4 will be fought by an ageing rock band-nods-
*smacks bitter troll on the back of the head*
That’s STYX ! Like the river!!
*wanders off muttering about the state of today’s youth and their danged hippity-hop music*
Last part not meant to be bolded…tag close fail.
bitter troll likes metal, not hippty hop
*walks out of closet* Among other genres, I actually really like country music. *runs and hides before getting pelted with rotten fruit*
*wonders why there is rotten fruit outside a closet*
I listen to mostly electronic stuff from Europe.
Well, duh, you wouldn’t want it IN the closet.
*peeks around corner* Ignore the fruit, it has nothing to do with you. And the closet is a sad, lonely place. I wouldn’t go in there.
*stop dropping rotten fruit outside the closet*
Ivan did it!
*is already in sad sad closet*
I has a sad now.
*looks around for Ivan* That wasn’t funny, Ivan!
Charro, I warned you. It’s no place for you. You could be scarred for life now.
You might like this then (clicky)
ZOMG I love Kraftwerk and that was hysterical!
Trance and Progressiv is the music i like best within Electronic.
Armin van Burren is the best DJ!
I like everything that’s considered “rock music” from classic rock (you might never guess I like the Beatles) all the way up to metal. Sorry, charro, but the words “mostly electronic stuff from Europe” just made my head hurt. And Mina’s confession of country music made it hurt worse.
Me too. There. it’s out.
Thank gods we got that over with.
wallfly, you tattle-tale!
I have a confession to make. I like…*sobs* a Nickelback song. *sobs hysterically* WHY GOD??! WHY ME?!?
*snubs Rando* We can’t be friends anymore.
I feel shame. *hangs head*
I like Nickelback’s “Swallow”. That’s a good one. But of course that came out around the same time as Seven Mary Three and Days of the New, so it’s allowed… Now Rando… the real question is WHICH Nickelback song do you like?
At risk of losing what possible coolness points I have, I’m going to come out and say that although Nickelback does tend to be fairly derivative and unoriginal, they’re not hard to listen to. Aaaand, I kinda like that song “Rockstar”.
*ducks and wonders if she can dive into the closet with the country music fans. I like some country music! Let me in!*
In that case I think I’m going to start a “Quasi-Nickelback fan” closet….
Wait a minute… so far there’s nothing but wimmens in the Country Music closet….
*eyes get wide*
Hey! I’ve got friend’s in low places! Let me the hell in there!
Can I join you in the closet, if there’s room…
I call Keith Richards!!!!111!!!
I get David Bowie.
Aw, dammit! Sharesies?
It’s only fair. You got the good stick!
So.. Styx and Stones is it? If we’re playing it that way, I’m going with Keith Richards as my weapon… that guy will NEVER die!
….. he just multiplies…..
But never gets what he wants…
But is he ever gonna give you up?
Well if he can’t get no satisfaction… maybe.
Will he ever let you down?
Well, he only does Rock N Rock…. but I like it.
But only if you start him up..
Will he ever let you down? Or run around and hurt you?
Oh Eddie, you know I’ll never stop!
And JAC, you know the game and we’re gonna play it….
We’ll be together forever? And never apart?
Well that’s a frightening image, no?
Just don’t start singing “Men in tights.”
Well I do roam around the forest looking for fights…
Cranks up HUMVEE. Why roam when you can ride?
I happen to know from experience Forest Vs. Humvee… the trees win… Now, Forest Vs. Jeep Renegade, now THAT’S a matchup!
I have a supply of bumper stickers for Jeeps. It says “If you can read this, flip me over and get out of the way.”
OW OW. These stones are damn hot. And kind of glowing..
I’d rather have the stones. Ranged weapons are better than hand-to-hand weapons.
William: We’ll make spears. Hundreds of them, long spears. Twice as long as a man.
Hamish: That long?
William: Aye.
Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
i less than three braveheart.
btw, i half expected this to be an EWAdams because it was so lacking of the funneh.
But at least by WW IV parking wouldn’t be a problem.
Best line from that movie evAR: “I didn’t like him anyway. He wasn’t right in the head!”
You want the stick, you got the stick. *flings rock at diss*
*swings at rock with stick*
Damn. I whacked the hell out of that rock! Looks like it’s headed right –
Ooooh. Sorry about that, Rando. Want some ice for that?
You’re not supposed to apologise, you’re supposed to run to the next base.
There’s no crying in baseball!
This is a stupid, pointless, and unfunny “lol.”
It’s actually preachy, which is bad enough.
I actually quite like the quote. But I am pretty sure Einstein was not lolling when he said it. I mean, I could be wrong and all, but I dont “think” he said this for its comedic value…..
….Because it has none….
….So WTF is it doing on PK?!?!!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204488304574426880110463194.html
Again, why is it FUNNY?
It’s kind of “giggle, hmmmm *think*”, but I must say the comments have out-funnied themselves.
it’s
AWFUL
Eric the Awful? Fun song!
Ray Stevens wins every time.
“His mama called him Eric because she couldn’t spell AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!”
That sounds like a terrible song!
Actually, I think you might like it… Punny!
This is one of the worst lols ever. Since when did “Pundit Kitchen” become “Preacher Kitchen?” Heck, I love a good message, but why do I have to endure them on a site that is supposed to make me laugh? I’m not laughing! You ruined my day! Well, at least you ruined my expectations of chuckles with this preachy graph.
Psst…. Not graphjam, sorry…
I agree, the LOL isn’t funny, though.
Yeah, welcome to 2009.
I have a habit of writing “graph.” I don’t know, I think Graph Jam is my favorite one.
You call me stupid? Ha you fool, sticks and stones my break my bones but wor… AH SH1T!
And how the hell are we supposed to have a world war with only sticks and stones? You can’t even get across a river with that kind of technology, much less an ocean. Einstein was such a retard.
/joking
We can use our sticks and stones to build a bridge!!!
*crosses bridge*
Now, chaaaaarg— OHFVCKIUSEDMYWEAPONSTOBUILDTHEDAMNBRIDGE!!
*runs back*
*ties trick wire to trip incoming enemies*
They suspect nothing.
Hey! He’s got wire. How’d he get hold of WMD’s?
Ahem. Sorry. She. Probably unravelled a charred wonderbra.
*stokes the fire on my wonderbra*
Wait a second….. what the hell am I going to wear for a bra now???
No idea, but I want to keep you in a cold room for a bit; this is relevant to my interests!
No bra + cold room = WIN!!! My dreams thank you Paws and Captain Wow!!
… you’re welcome?
Cpt. Wow has WMD’s! PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE ON CPT WOW!!!!
*calls to her troops*
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
She boldly scarpered, and bu99ered off,…
*brak, bent on conquest, crosses bridge at a full run carrying all the sticks and stones he did not have to use making a bridge* Wow. War is neat when you’re the only one with weapons! Woo Hoo!!! Hah! I suspect nothing!!
Brak, you know, the suggested weight limit on that bridge is under 150 lbs…I’m not an engineer. How many stones you carrying?
*cannot hear you while under water—busy trying not to drown*
must….let…go…of…rocks……
*hits brak with a rock*
HA-ha! /nelson
You can’t hit me with a rock. I have them all! …Down here…under the water…..CRAPCRAPCRAP!!! *gurgle-must…not…open…mouth…to…talk…down…here*
**Male Voice Choir starts Up**
“I want to be, under the sea in an octopus’ garden…..”
Love can build a bridge, between your heart and mine. Don’t you think it’s time?
*hits JAC with a rock*
*ducks faster than GW dodging a shoe*
That man is a Texan Ninja fo sho. I’d want him on my dodge ball team.
Name them the Nuclear Newtons. Just for the fun of it.
Pssst… you spelled nucular wrong.
Wow, so did dictionary dot com.
nu⋅cle⋅ar
/ˈnukliər, ˈnyu- or, by metathesis, -kyələr/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [noo-klee-er, nyoo- or, by metathesis, -kyuh-ler] Show IPA
Use nuclear in a Sentence
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–adjective
1. pertaining to or involving atomic weapons: nuclear war.
2. operated or powered by atomic energy: a nuclear submarine.
3. (of a nation or group of nations) having atomic weapons.
4. of, pertaining to, or forming a nucleus.
5. of, pertaining to, or like the nuclear family: nuclear bonds.
Well, I suppose… since we’re all here…
*strips off his jumpsuit*
Who wants the first reach around!?
(pssst) There are women in the future. Just so you know…..
Hey you were talking about your heart and mine, you didn’t specify!
I’m just an equal opportunity reach around-er!
It WAS a reply to Diss. Just saying….
Drawing a parallel from the reference I was using… Harold and Kumar weren’t trying to f*ck Freakshow either
Never saw that movie… So I’ll have to trust you. This time.
Oh it’s quite good, I knew I would enjoy it when the previews came out and introduced them as “Starring: The Asian Guy from American Pie! And The Indian Guy from Van Wilder!”
My guess was Full Metal Jacket, so I was way off.
You haven’t seen Full Metal Jacket? Or Harold and Kumar?
No, that’s skullfukcing.
Indeed, skullf*ckin requires a signed waiver though. And who has time for paperwork in the heat of the moment!?
I haven’t seen Harold and Kumar. FMJ has a similar quote, and that’s what I thought you were referring too.
Either one works I suppose. But I usually only quote the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket. He’s great.
Gunnery Sgt Hartman. IE R. Lee Ermy.
The only person I know, that made gay-bashing funny.
That’s because he hated everyone equally.
He’d be a frightening foe here on these boards, I’m sure very few of us would be able to withstand his onslaught of abuse without curling up in the fetal position on floor.
My dad WAS Sgt Hartman, only for the Air Force. So I grew up with that. Now imagine that on a sunny Saturday, and you haven’t mowed the grass by 9…..
OOOOH!!! *flails arms maniacally* I do!!
See? Charro’s in the spirit!
*gives Charro a well timed nuclear reach around*
*is nucleared*
Oh mai..
**hands diss a carboard shield, sword and plastic armor** Arm thy self, and CHARGE!
“We’re fighting with movie props!!”
Hey! How’d I end up with a rubber chicken?? *scowl*
*giggles and runs off with Ivan’s real chicken*
*unleashes the Robot Chicken*
It’s voiced by Seth Green, so it’s awesome.
Well, the world may be a lot smaller..
And apparently Korans….
Qur’an == Bible == Torah == nationalism == any ‘ism’
You can use anything as an excuse to lie, cheat, steal, and kill.
* Hands Peepers a history book.
*inserts any friggin thing ever
True. So true.
An asshat by any other name is still an asshat, TheOne.
….WTF?
*builds a catapult from sticks*
*proceeds to launch stones*
nooo! my pet rock! steve, what have you done??!!
*sings Gonna Fly Now*
MURRRDDEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
*almost forgot to do this today- stalks*
*heard a noise…saw a shadow…*
Huh?? What??
*is excited*
Did someone just… copy a dorm room poster here, or what?
Ugh, this is one of the worst ones I’ve seen here so far.
RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SOCIALIST!!1!!!!1!!!!
Pssst.. Rando.. It’s “socialest”.
Also, I just noticed this was a major nesting fail
No dorm room posters are Racist!!!
Is it 2012 already???
awwwww you caught us.
Everybody turn your calenders back to 2012 now the joke is over.
It’s 2012? I’ve been working at Sears for 6 years???? *sobs hysterically*
*holds Rando ever so gently* There there. Have a brownie.
*hits Rando’s brownie with a rock*
HA!
*chases after Max with superglue and feathers*
You left these at my place last night!
And you said you had never heard of the game “Sexy Chicken” before! You were a natural!
*blushes* I can’t wait to see how the pictures turned out.
I’d invite you into the dark room to see, but.. it’s dark in there.
Is that why it’s called a dark room?
*eyes get wide* Whoa…. you just wrinkled my brain…
*giggles* I have that effect on people.
Say…how did I miss this one?
ok, someone seriously needs to start vetting these posts.
The lol is dying
They need a vet, all right.
I think we’re gonna have to put this one down.
*shakes head sadly at unfunny lol*
*recalls scene in Napoleon Dynamite, with a shotgun, kids on a school bus, and a bovine death panel*
*snerk* I loved that scene, especially the kids screaming as they drove away.
Can I have your tots?
*erases the o in tots*
*replaces it with an I*
Snerk.
*runs of slobbering after Mrs. Carolinian* {makes motorboat sounds}
I can use my stones to make more stones from the giant rocks. What can you do with your sticks?
Rub them together really quickly and make fire?
*pokes LadyLuck with a stick*
Einstein had it all wrong. Sticks and stones are no match for a board with a nail in it.
Simpsons FTW!! WIN!! Tree House of Horror II!!!!
“They’ll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!!!!”
I’m guessing that quote was the basis for Fallout 3.
Or whatever. Shut up.
zzzzzzzzz…huh, what?
Anyway, Einstein would know as well as anybody what weapons WW III would be fought with. He practically INVENTED them. Disingenuous or what?
On the contrary, this country will be a safer place when everyone is carrying concealed nuclear weapons.
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Already am. Just call me “Raven.”
That’s a “Snow Crash” reference, for you people still asleep this morning.
Poor Impulse Control much?
Well now we know SOMEONE that plays Call of Duty 4
Ahhh… Now it’s Miller Time!
*fart*
There. I’m funnier than this lolame.
Bwahahahahaha. God I have never read anything so funny and amusing.
But enough of the page I have open in the background. Lets get to this picture here…..
(Seriously – has every single poster just lost the funny at once? Is it a disease? Have y’all come down with some affliction of some type that we should know about?)
Either people are artificially getting their lolames votes up, or the voters here are totally retarded. Present company excepted, everyone.
Hey STFU Rando, I am totally retarded and I have the fuzzy helmet to prove it!
Nah, it will be fought by cockroaches, and they generally make do wit neither sticks nor stones…
Funny, the best thing to get rid of them? Combat brand products.
And the very best way to get rid of them without lifting a finger? Live in the right latitude area. ;p
Isn’t that a Jimmy Buffet song?
Speak for yourselves. I’ll be fighting it with phased particle cannons.
the WW4 will be fought b
Yes, that’s right… CUBAN B!
Aren’t these meant to be funny?
whoa, CoD 4 quotes copypasta
I give an example of real-life idiocracy ^^.
At least the gamma radiation will allow us to make the most out of it.
And there will a run on purple pants.
This quote is awesome!
yeah baby, it gonna be fun… lol
Take your spam elsewhere, Mr. Spam. Geez.
What about ninjas?
They’ll all be killed off by the marsupials.
That’s impossumible.
Perfectly possumible, but lets not be shrew about it.
For that you’ll roo the day you left your mother’s wombat.
Echidna see where this is going..
Oh god! I’m running out of inspiration! I can’t do this any-mole!
But it kanga in so many directions …
I don’t want to get on vole-ved.
Lets not talk in platypus-tudes.
did you die alot in cod4 campaign to find this 1?
I hate to tell you this, but Einstein came up with this one loooooooong before CoD4 decided to cadge it.
Einstein also co-penned a letter to FDR advocating the Manhattan Project so that the US would have the bomb before the Nazis.
Wait!
What if we…. COMBINED the sticks with the rocks?
MMM. Sticks of rock. Yummy! (clicky)
WRONG! It will be fought with WORDS.
Pundit Kitchen: LOL News & LOL Politics. And this one is right on it! Totally hilarious. I just can’t stop laughing! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! gasp! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Mrjodie’s an a-hole. Thanks for ruining my day, jackass.