You have passed your destination.
You have passed your destination. Recalculating route… Recalculating route… Recalculating route…
zzzzzzzzz
(NWA Airbus A-320)
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Sorry, the urge was too great. But this is a genuinely funny one.
And you’re a genuinely boring one!
Heavy Metal is a 1981 Canadian animated film from executive producer Leonard Mogel, who was also the publisher of Heavy Metal magazine. With Ivan Reitman producing and Gerald Potterton directing, the work was expedited by having several animation houses working simultaneously on different segments, including CinéGroupe and Atkinson Film-Arts.
The film is an anthology of various science fiction and fantasy stories adapted from Heavy Metal magazine and original stories in the same spirit. Like the magazine, the film has a great deal of graphic violence, nudity, and sexuality.
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Nope.
It’s ok, you can both be clueless morons together. GROUP HUG!
*hugs through bubble* I’ve got bronchitis, and I’m a good person and not getting you sick.
That’s the ONLY way I managed to get here first.
Reason for any of us to give a flying FU(K………………..
Still waiting. Please die of your bronchitis. Thank you.
Psst… that’s not funny. I’ve been hospitalized twice with bronchitis.
Oh, and I haven’t forgotten that I’m supposed to be stalking you so… *stalks*
*channels bugs bunny*
“Did you ever have the feeling that you was bein’ watched?…That the eyes of straaaaange creatures were upon you…..”
*channels Scooby-Doo cartoon*
*makes eyes in painting follow brak around the room*
* Has the irrepressible urge for a snack of some kind. Also feels like meddling. Weird.*
*continues stalking*
Whoops, forgot to change my name on the home computer. >_<
*continues unaware (heh) but grateful for teh coolness*
Thought I heard something….ah well, guess it was nothing.
…….or is it?
Done the Pneumonia thing twice, and get bronchitis way too often since.
Ugh. I had pneumonia this last February. It was a NIGHTMARE. I’ve never been that sick in my life.
I’ve done the pleurisy thing before. Bleeauuch! Truly sux.
Bronchitis sux. Pneumonia is scary $hit. Asthma…used to be no big, until last year–now asthma is scary $hit also. I so don’t <3 my lung function any more!
The second time, it was right on the main vein in my left lung, causing pain in chest, heart, and jaw. They thought I was having a heart attack, and did an EKG. The tech had some of the wires hooked up wrong, and had this OMG look on his face when the readout came. About gave me one for real.
Funny though, it’s what caused my wife and I to end up married. I had sent out a text message for prayer, and her response through the whole thing kind of drew us together.
Ugh. Mine wasn’t quite that bad. It was bad enough to where I started tearing up when I knew I had to cough ‘cos I knew it was gonna hurt that bad. Fortunately the antibiotics cleared it up pretty quickly.
Yeah, the coughing is killer. And when you have the hereditary high blood pressure, every cough makes it feel like your eyeballs are going to shoot out of your head.
I’ve got a really interesting visual of that happening, JAC, and please don’t hit me for saying it made me giggle
Actually since you mentioned it, it does seem quite comical. Maybe we can work that into a Super Mario game?
Leave it to the mucus membranes to enflame the fire of love eh? *haughty French laugh*
Actually the desperate prayers for someone she loved, and thought was dying of a heart attack. It reopened the lines of communication between us.
I get pneumonia every easter. Seriously. I’m a severe asthmatic so I can’t fight off lung infections very well.
Mine always develops from sinus infections, which I get 4 times a year, every time the seasons change. Doesn’t help that I live near the swamps and am allergic to mold. My doctor told me if I don’t want to be sick as often, I should move to the desert. I reminded him that I’d probably find out I’m allergic to sand.
Don’t lung issues suck?
Actually my best friend moved here (NM) from Atlanta for that reason. She has very bad asthma (sp?) with humidity being a primary trigger. (Here 50% humidity is considered high.)
50% is a really good day here. It’s ok though. I think I’m adjusting to it, which I should be, considering I’ve lived here for most of my life. If I do move any time soon, it’ll be to the midwest. Think I’d rather deal with snow for a little while. I’m about burnt out on hurricanes.
um, Midwest? Isn’t that part of tornado alley?
No hurricanes or tornadoes or earthquakes…or rain.
I was thinking a little north of Tornado Alley. Where I’m at right now we get a little bit of everything, including earthquakes (but they’re so minor that all they really do is f’up the foundation of some buildings). And I don’t want to move somewhere that it doesn’t rain. I like the rain!
Worst I ever had was Mono when I was in HS. Missed two weeks of school and lost 25 pounds. My throat was swollen shut.
I’ve had pneumonia three times and wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Nothing has ever made me feel that bad, including being told by my parents that they didn’t love me.
On second thought, hepatitis was pretty much as bad as the pneumonia. And the time I broke my coccyx slipping on the edge of a pool.
Third thought – the shingles I had last year that attacked the optic nerve of my right eye, well, that was pretty awful as well.
THE FUNNEH IS BACK!!! *hands out drinks and party hats*
YAY! *has a virgin margarita*! Yaaaaay!
is that a margarita made by blending virgins with booze?
Causing me to imagine the pink plastic “My First Body Shots!” toy.
Which I sincerely hope does not exist.
Diss FTW!
It’s next to the breastfeeding doll.
Why use a doll when the real thing is so much more fun… ya know?
Max has cut to the heart of it!
ZOMG, MY MARGARITA IS MADE FROM PEEPERS!!!111!!1!!!
*wonders if it tastes as bad as tea coming out the nose*
They won’t be virgins for too long after they’ve been mixed with booze.
Oy, did that sound creepy?
*Blows noisey party toy!* Happy days are here again…..
I’m nit-picking but they were on their laptops and that a 787 not an A320
Lol…yes, I’d have to agree, you ARE nit-picking! At least it’s the right airline.
They said they were on their laptops anyway.
*snerk*
I have my dirty, dirty suspicions.
Maybe we’re just dirty minded but, damn it, it makes for a better story. Also, if you’re going to get in that much trouble for something it might as well have been worth it.
When they said “lap top” they were being literal.
Hmmmm I think we must find this “black box” as soon as possible!
I was on my laptop! I was checking my FB status comments….
*awkward pause*
Okay dammit I was texting.
Well….I don’t think theres a law against texting while flying.
Wasn’t this joke done not but a week ago at the latest?
There was another joke about the situation on Nov. 2, but I think this one’s funnier. Although I liked my own take on it as well.
I enjoy your take as well . . .
Indeed…
Diss WINS!
LOL-ALITY!
3rded!
{Diss}
That’s not an A320. It’s a yet to be finished Boeing 787.
I get so far behind with news: when I first saw this picture weeks ago I thought “NWA? wasn’t that a band in the 90’s? They got their own plane?”
Pfft. Not since Ice Cube started doing family movies.
What threw me off was the logo.. NWA changed it so I didn’t put it together at first.
“Make first legal U-turn!”
Please fix the caption. It is incorrectly listed as an A320. It should be a 787 graphic.
IT’S NOT A GERMAN FLAG, IT’S BELGIAN!!!11!!!
MUUUURDEEEEEERR!!!!!1!!!
And it’s SOCIALIST!!!!1!!!2!
*nods*
You mean it’s a MUSLIN SOCIALEST!!!11!??
No, Poly-Cotton.
I thought it was rayon?
Nylon?
Wool maybe? OMG! The sheep are socialists!!!!!!!11!!
Only the ones who are really wolves, wearing sheep costumes. (The ones with the Yes We Can logo on the tag) :p
Frigging pilots…
Probably caused the problem!
That’s cuz they’re a batch of prima donnas riding in a Waaaabulance crying about how tough it is to drive a glorified bus.
I’m new here and kind out of the loop, what is with all the “Anti-EWAdams-ism”, and who is he? Just wanna know if he’s somebody I need to be mad at, and I just didn’t get the memo.
EWAdams is responsible for a large quantity of un-funny lols. You’re either a friend of funny or a friend of EWAdams. You decide!
And by the way… smokey the bear mauls people for starting the lol forest flame wars.
What’s Smokey’s middle name?
McPotts
Nope… The
Short for Theodore, as in teddy-bear?
Smoket Theodore Bear… how did you KNOW?
‘Cause I loves me a teddy bear. And the ted bear, he tells me things…
have they been fired yet?
They’ve both been stripped of their pilot’s license, but the union is appealing the decision.
It’s funny you chose a Boeing 787 (not yet flying) to represent an Airbus A320.
And the importance of that is what?
Quite funny pic..
My grandson sent this to me ’cause we were looking for a pistol range yesterday and me and my GPS were having extended conversations . . .
Hee! I have witnessed some of those.
The laptop story actually gets them in more trouble than just saying they were sleeping. More than likely it was the truth, esp when you know the full story of what they were doing on the laptops…. things are not what they seem.
Ironically, the passengers were never in danger…
Still screwed up bad though, obviously.
The pilots were having sex. No one has considered it, but I guarantee thats what it was.
Sex. With the laptops. While sleeping. And texting.
This would be funnier to me if I wasn’t taking this exact flight home for Thanksgiving.
nice post, worth reading
it to a awhile for me to read all of your comment.. ;p
anyway nice posting