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…”Halt” for no man….
Although they will pull over for a traffic stop.
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Well, that is true…
. . . stands back and waits for PK peeps to complain about another cat lol . . .
firstly – this is pundit kitchen, not i can has cheezburger. we shouldn’t have a cat lol.
secondly – i see no cat lol. i see a cat wow-this-isn’t-funny-in-the-slightest.
thirdly – shove it up your ass.
And fourth, we all just got done with a huge rant about how we’re tired of being preached to, and we’re tired of the “fireman/soldier with kitty/puppy = hero” pics.
And in the words of Rando, STFUGTFOESADITOP© *pays the standard pitcher of Stoli & lemonade for the use of copyrighted PK material*
Oh thank God. *guzzles Stoli & lemonade* After the day I’ve had, I needed that shit.
How’d you do the little copyright symbol? I need that. LOL
Hold down the “alt” key and type 0169.
Oh and dont forget to do this: “f*ckweasel™”
Close! It’s fu(kweasel™. *waits eagerly for his Stoli & lemonade*
except the guys in this picture arent heroes. what kind of sadistic bastard points a gun at a cat?!
The smart kind of bastard. Everybody knows that given half a chance (or a better provider of food) the felines would slit our throats in our sleep.
They don’t really care if you’re asleep or not.
You can’t hear them when they laugh…but it’s ebil.
No I’ve heard my cat laugh. I slept with my eyes open for about a month afterwards.
Brrrrr….whew!
What did it sound like?
Claws on bone maybe?
Exactly. This isn’t funny, it’s creepy. Who votes for these?
…Although I do find it amusing that PKers keep throwing tantrums over cat LOLS when obviously _somebody_ here is voting for them. Not to mention the fact the PK wouldn’t exist for not for ICHC. So have a little respect, you young whippersnappers!
Shove the cat up his ass? And I though Richard Gere’s gerbils was was weird.
O. M. G.
Somewhere, there’s probably a fetish website devoted to that. Groooooooooosss.
No probably about it. If you can think it, there’s porn about it.
*sheepish looks*
What? I got student loans to repay!
Evil University isn’t cheap.
Neither are the cats to keep shoving up there…
That is IT. I’m calling PETA.
PETA isn’t answering their phones: too busy worrying about the sea kittens…
We told where you could stick it on the last cat non-lol, Creature. And we told you where you could go too. So, get bent, get TFO, and go troll at ICHC. Kthnxbai!!
Does that mean you are not my friend then??? And only today I bought you a lovely present . . .
Here…give me that,,,*snatches stupid present and opens it*…look HOW…it’s a sad big eyed baby clown Elvis painted on velvet! How perfect!! Where will you hang it?
I’d like to use industrial staples to attach the gift to Creature so that she/he is never without its magnificence. It’s always better to re-gift than to receive.
Don’t fall for it! If it’s one of those ICHC folks it’s probably a dead mouse!!
Your mom said to stop stealing money from her purse or she’s not making you hot pockets anymore.
Are they cold in the middle?
Frozen, sir.
Death Pockets.
…Or, they can be served molten-lava hot.
Will it burn my mouth?
It’ll destroy your mouth.
I think I’ll have the hot pocket!
Doesn’t a cat lol require misspelled words? And I think there is also a limit of ONE firearm per lolcat (not sure about that one though, and I can’t find my lolcats manual–think the dog ate it).
LOLSpeak is the ultimate source of pure evil. We try not to even mention it in here.
LOLspeak isn’t the root of all evil…LOVE of LOLspeak is the root of all evil. LOLspeak written so badly that even other LOLSpeakers can’t decipher it is the ultimate source of all evil.
But the more important question is, am I right about teh number of firearmz–oops, sorry, THE number of fireARMS
No, a cat lol does not require neither spelling nor grammar errors. Lolspeak is what lolcats speak, so it should only be used when a cat is speaking.
From the gear, I’d guess those officers have tried trimming a cat’s claws before ….
Very true…I prefer chain mail, myself.
Adamantine claws simply require Mithril chain mail.
Adamantium.
But adamanteve required the serpentine temptation
Oh Lordy…not gonna touch this one……but please….feel free…:-)
*snikt*
try chaining it to a table. that always worked for me.
I like the way the guy’s trying to stroke it and keep it covered at the same time. That’s caution for you.
Meanwhile, the cat is still trying to decide what it wants to do…
…bite fingers off, scratch out eyes, or eat grass and cough up a hairball.
You forgot … spray something!
Only if very motivated…I assume his/her person was a good citizen and fixed this furry terrorist?!
One of our fixed furry terrorists (we should find an ‘f’ word for terrorists for better alliteration) still sprays!
We have psych drugs for him. I believe if that doesn’t stop the spraying, we’re supposed to take them ourselves…so we won’t care.
He’s just mad that you took his manhood, and is spraying in retaliation
I once got sprayed on the shoulder by a fixed, overly happy female cat. She loved my lap, she loved sunshine, and one day I was sitting in the sun on a sofa, petting her….and EUWWW!!! Gick. Now I know why they call skunks ‘pole cats’!
Fixed furry feline-fundamentalist? Doesn’t have the proper
‘turrist’ feel to it. Next!
Fixed, furry, feline, freedom fighter!
And, hey, we didn’t fix him! He came that way. He should go spray the rescue people.
I thought it was all the pole dancing they did.
*imagines the results of rubbing catnip into a carpeted pole*
OK, I can see that!
That’s obviously an Extremist Muslim Kitty. There’s no other explanation.
But he’s not running for president….
…but he’s feline the political heat.
He’s working for a common claws.
At a mewnicipal level?
All the puns.. make me feel Hair-i-ball.
He’d just steal the kitty anyway…
I can’t believe I paws-d to read these pawful puns.
Those puns are litter-ly awful.
They’re a Fancy Feast for your funneh bone!
Tabby honest I find them hissterical.
Glad you took the time to hear meowt!
But don’t you know?! I catnip, if nipping is without you …
I think people are just getting out of hand with labeling things “terrorist” now a days.
*slaps sticker on VNV and points* TERRRRORISTTTT!!!11!!
Oh crap….
*takes cover from preemptive strikes*
WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM????
He has WMD’s!!! GET HIM!!! Oh wait, that’s his cell phone…TAKE HIM OUT!!!!!!
*tazes VNV and takes his phone*
Weapon secured!
No, no, he said he has a BONG, not a BOMB!
Oh, um, I’ll just take that into, uh… evidence. Yeah, that’s it.
…my god, it looks like they’re gonna shoot the cat o_o
They should do the smart thing and shoot the maker of this lolame.
I wonder what that cat underneath that other car is thinking? Or if he ratted that other cat out.
He did rat him out! And got evil American blue jeans and the rock n roll music for it.
LOL. Nice one, VNV.
He’s sayin’ “Psst…Frank…FRANK! When I dared you to go rub against their ankles, I was only JOKING…You DO know we don’t REALLY have 9 lives, right?! Get the hell BACK here!” And the third cat’s saying, “Told ya he’d do it, Fred. Frank’ll do anything for catnip…”hell, he’d put footprints all over the K-9 unit for a little nip.”
Heh…heh…heh….
Step one in world domination: awl da lol’s can haz kittehs in dem
*snerk*
kthnxbai
^_^ haha! One of my LOLs made it up!…funny thing it made it to Pundit Kitchen and not LOLcats….Oh well I’m happy!
Congarats frum da cheezpeeps RD!!!
Sometimes, they just get lost on the way, don’t they?
That proves it; they’re trying to drive us nuts. *nodding*
*nods agreement*
*nods at the nodders* Um hum. Yep.
Why did I see “*nods at the udders*”?
Hmmm…
Boobies on the brain.
They’re no fun THERE. You have to crack the skull to play with them! Too much like work.
So would it be appropriate for me to say that Jane’s blow my mind?
Only if it has a penis? Which is she has boobs on the brain then I guess it wouldn’t be too much of an extrapolation.
There is an old adage which suggests that if one cannot stand the heat, then one should stay out of the kitchen…by extension, if you cannot handle the random lolcat, you should stay off the internet, because they see what you did there and may even be watching you masturbate
Well I certainly hope so. Why else would I do it?
Because everytime… god kills a kitten…
*eyes widen*
I- I- need to go to my room… JANE! I need help in here!
I’ll save the kittehs!!! *dive bombs Max*
Ummm, by preventing you from, you know. ‘Cause I, erm, did it for you. In case no one got that. Okay I killed it. I’ll just go put something back in my mouth and stop talking now.
I is watching THAT too. Fine job.
Good girl! You took one for the team!
Well in that case darling please… “kill it” again…. and again… and again..
Jane!…JANE…..STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!! JANE!!!! JAAAAANNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Why yes. Yes I is.
You are NOT my humans. KTHXBY
cats are tough to figure out…
Boy, you Pundit Kitchen regulars ought to loosen the ol’ sphincter every once in a while.
That settles it, I’m gonna start submitting catless Obamalols to ICHC. See how you like it.
Actually, flood them with Cheney lols. He’s so evil that it should just wipe out all the “aaawwww, cute” on that site.
And you ought to SFU, fu(kweasel©. KTHNXBAI!
Oh good! I was thirsty!
Ivan, here’s my suggestion: since you’re using EWAsshat © more frequently, you and I will call it even on the royalty front when I use fu(kweasel™. Deal?
Case in point?
Fu(kweasel™
Taze the cat!
Don’t taze me, Joe! (GI Joe lolololol *ahem*)
lol your under arrest XD