Thank God it isn’t
Thank God it isn’t loaded.
I wonder if it’s loaded.
Thank God it isn’t loaded.
(Wayne LaPierre, Dick Cheney and John Sigler)
We all know what could happen.
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Apparently, rumour has it, that I read about, that it seems like that you could suppose that PK irregulars want you out! Be warned! ( And hush about me telling it)
Did Peepers not hear? The resident group of rethuglican asshats would like this public place to be considered their own personal playground. No other viewpoints permitted, thanks so much.
Waiting to be called a troll and have my point proved in 3… 2…. 1….
And you’re happy to have someone that is suspected of being clinically insane, and who’s only contributions have been blatent trolling and insulting pretty much anyone, around?
They may be wrong, but I don’t mind Conservatrolls who can muster an argument, and not use insults as a first and only resort.
I think Rando and a few of the other Libs around here would actually hire a hit man to kill you, if they knew you called them Republicans. Just so you know.
“would actually hire a hit man to kill you”
I decided to save money and do it myself.
Ooops, cat’s out of the bag.
*thankfully was not drinking tea while reading comment*
Thanks, all, for proving my point.
I know you’re trying to establish that you’re the first person here and Imma let you finish, but Adam had the best “FIRST!” of all time. OF ALL TIME!
We can learn much from you.
I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but this is the best “I’m really happy…” of all time. OF ALL TIME!
First Idiot- as usual
eh? I thought Obama was First Idiot…
…. or perhaps you are a … birther?
hi peepers!
Actually, that’s one of DRH’s socks.
*sighs*
Yeah, changing your name while leaving in the link to your blog….not entirely sure what the point is.
*shakes head*
Not to mention forgetting to change the e-mail address so you get a different avatar pattern. (Changed e-mail to demonstrate…it’s really me.)
And changing your name in the middle of a thread, with the new name almost directly below the old one – that’s how I knew it was DRH.
Who is also dhydar, but you probably knew that already.
*bored now*
Yep. Don’t you wish that the trolls would stop being cowards and use the same names/avatars? It’s boring when we have to repeat the same insults on what we believe is a new troll rather than coming up with new and better abuse.
PS – Ahahahaha!! I <3 "EWAsshatapocalypse"!! Well done.
Sarcasm fail- according to Peepers, we’re ALL stalking it/him!!!!
bitter troll far to lazy to stalk anyone
That guy’s a douche.
And an idiot. Did he really think we wouldn’t catch on to who he was?
damn. same breed though… i’d say they were one in the same, but that would take a lot more planning and brain power than they have combined.
@ corncat
*smacks with newspaper* NO! We do NOT feed the trolls in this household!
Uhhmmm, corncat IS a troll.
Trolls are now feeding trolls?! How can we stop them now!?
ooh, the trollanity!
There’s only one way to stop them. Poison their feed.
-is about to eat a poisoned ham sandwich-
Bitter, no!!! Okay, who gave the poisoned stuff to BT????
bitter, baby!!! You have so much to live for! Like me!!!
but is troll food MMmmmmmm smells like fat kid…-drops sandwich- CHARRO!-tackle hug crushing snuggle-
*is crushed by snuggle hugs*
Hi bitter baby!!
Well, thank goodness this tragedy was averted. Say, is that a sandwich?
RUN RANDO RUN!
Chocolate is as Chocolate does..
*drops sandwich* Did you say chocolate?
*runs off with chocolate*
*Pulls Whitman Sampler out of bag, shares with everyone but the trolls*
Sadly, this is probably the highlight of peepers’ day. It’s all downhill from here.
back into the basement and cry then?
BACK into the basement?
This’ll get him.
*hides all the Hot Pockets in peepers’ mom’s fridge*
It’s over, peepers! I have the high ground!
*peepers jumps across living room, gets legs and arms sliced off by lightsaber*
I can dream, can’t I?
I’m not dead! I’ll bite your ankles off!
It’s only a flesh wound!
To the sub-basement! Troll squad, away!
To the Troll Cave!
him have goblin sidekick named swallow?
No, I think peepers is the one who swallows.
Oh, you mean like the bird. I get it.
BTW good American Beauty reference there Rando. I just don’t want to think about peeper’s wanking in the shower.
bitter troll loves that movie, thora birch is the RAWR nummy!
True dat, yo.
Wow, I didn’t even notice that I had made an American Beauty reference, but you’re right. LOL
Rando, you’re welcome.
BT- Kevin Spacey IS made of win in that movie.
Even if they play for the other team, we can still admire their form!!
Fabulous fcuking film, in my top 5 fo sho
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Justa wins!
Let me tell you ’bout Sally Brown.
Sally Brown is a girl in town, she don’t mess around..
Sally Brown is a slick chick, she hits you, with a coocoomaka stick
I thought she was Charlie Brown’s sister.
Sally Brown is Leroy Brown’s sister, who is, as we all know, the baddest man in the whole damn town. Sally wasn’t as bad.
So is Leroy Brown Charlie & Sally’s older brother that we never hear about?
Sadly, Leroy was serving 25-life in the federal pen by the time Charlie and Sally hit it big in the comic strip. Released on parole for good behavior after only 10 years, he tried to get into the show with his siblings, but failed when he lost his temper with Pigpen and punched him in the mouth. He’s been a drifter ever since, showing up occasionally in the role of The Guy on crime dramas on NBC, and singing for tips on street corners. Charlie and Sally pretend he doesn’t exist, which led to some really awkward situations when Leroy crashed Thanksgiving dinner dressed as the Great Pumpkin back in 1976.
I heard about that! Linus had almost given up his blanket and sucking his thumb until he saw his hero The Great Pumpkin reeking of booze and throwing stuff around that Thanksgiving. Total relapse after that.
Yeah, but since she got that Mustang, all she wants to do is ride around.
But you know about Long, tall Sally… she’s built sweet…
Guns don’t kill people. Dick Cheney Kills people… then he sucks out their soul.
I thought shooting them was just his way of masking the real cause of death, the soul sucking.
Dick Cheney refuses to go hunting with chuck norris
Dick Cheney accidentally shot Chuck Norris in the face, but the bullet ricocheted and hit him instead.
I wonder what the reactions would be if Hillary Clinton was caught with a gun. It sounds scary. Scary indeed.
Hillary doesn’t need a gun. Her death stare kills at 10 paces.
Nice. *claps*
Well, if Hillary Clinton shot someone in the face, and then was photographed holding a gun, I bet people would react by making jokes about Hillary Clinton shooting people in the face.
There are a lot of people wondering if Hillary has a gun, that is, should you remove her panties.
*suddenly hearing “Jamie’s got a gun.”
What a good christian you are!
Yes, I am. Thank you very much. And I know you mean to be hate filled, seething with hypocrisy.
I don’t think you recognize hypocrisy, otherwise you’d see it every time you post something nasty, and pretend to be a christian. I don’t pretend to be a christian, so I can be as hate filled as I like.
STOP IT.
That’s called a double standard, and even worse considering the fact you know it’s a joke, and not a real insult. The point of the entire comment WAS Hillary jokes.
Even Jesus himself made a joke about a politician.
So a comment, even though it offends someone, is ok, because it’s JUST a joke?
And there’s such a thing as “going too far”.
Something you do on a daily basis. And I have heard you and other libs making the same basic references to Hillary before. It wasn’t meant to BE offensive, but rather a comedic relief.
Eat me, fu(kweasel. I LIKE Hillary. I don’t INSULT Hillary.
Double standard often?
Eh, I like Hillary too, but I can make a joke about her. I don’t REALLY think her death stare kills at 10 paces (Bill would’ve been dead long ago if that were true). Frankly, I’m more offended by the fact that JAC’s Hillary jokes wasn’t all that funny. And this is coming from someone who was genuinely disappointed that she didn’t get the Democratic nomination last year.
Nope. You have NEVER seen me say anything like that about Hillary. As a matter of fact, I don’t believe I’ve ever said ANYONE had a gun in their vagina. So please, show me where I insulted Hillary. I’ll wait.
I never said she had a gun in it. You completely missed the joke. And you would have declared me a hero if I made the same joke about Laura Bush/Sara Palin or some conservative.
And so you understand it, the “gun” would be male parts. Inferring that she is masculine.
Laura Bush is a classy lady. I like Laura Bush. I would be as equally offended if the joke was about her. My personal opinion is that Hillary has class. I don’t make jokes about women with class, and will defend them. Palin has no class. Coulter has no class. Garafalo has no class. Feel free to jump on them.
And as to the “Hillary is a man” joke, I find that MORE offensive. And yes, I’ve made “Coulter is a man” jokes. That’s because she is an offensive, nasty, foul, divisive bitch. Hillary is a strong woman, so in your world, she is manly? That’s a pretty sexist (and SAD) commentary on you and your belief system. Maybe you should consider changing your name to justacaveman.
if you’re talking about aerosmith… it’s “janie’s got a gun”.
and steven tyler is one weird mo-fo but he’s pretty sexy in a totally weird way.
And he makes pretty babies. That counts for something too.
Oh man, that Liv Tyler is a babe, isn’t she?
Hey, there’s a bathroom on the right….
But only when there’s a bad moon a-rising.
I wondered of anyone would catch that one. The number one misquoted song lyric of all times. (At least what they said on the radio the other day)
Before all the “old” comments start, let me just say that if you shoot someone in the face, that’s what you will be remembered for. Do I remember reading Naked Lunch? No. Do I remember William Burroughs shooting his wife in the face? Damn straight.
And the evil, soul-sucking profiteer that he is. We’ll remember him for that too.
Dick or William?
That “profiteer” should be plural, now that you mention it. The apple doesn’t fall far from the family tree.
Ironically, William Burrough’s son shot a friend in the neck. So you are correct, apples do not fall far from their given trees.
Oh, wow. I had a total neural misfire there. I thought Diss was talking about William Cheney (who was a profiteer BTW), not William Burroughs.
*headdesk* I’m sooo ashamed.
Oh…I was assuming that you were claiming that Dick’s dad was a profiteer. I have no idea what Dick’s dad did, but profiteering wouldn’t surprise me.
This got very confusing very quickly. I think I’ll just go shoot somebody in the face.
bitter troll is confused, this is amuseing and cute, where is the preachy, non-amuseing, boreing and inaccurate. this scares bitter troll who does not like change, where is the “lol” about how the troops save us everyday and we should blow them, or the “lol” about about a fireman being a true hero again and again. perhaps him saveing a kitten while children burn to death and how we should blow them too. where is it?
But the confusion makes is what makes this thread more funny.
Aaaand proofread FAIL!!
Now it’s even more confusing.
But definitely not more funny.
Still funnier than an EWAdams LOL.
My job makes me want to shoot myself in the face. Will you just shoot me in the face instead?
Um, I remember “Naked Lunch” and “Black Rider”, for that matter.
Don’t remember the “shooting his wife in the face” thing. At all.
Killed her. Killed her dead. In Mexico. Doing a William Tell thing to amuse the houseguests.
Epic FAIL…
Still funnier than an EWAdams LOL.
Im just wondering, what with all the dumb moves our current president is making on an almost daily basis, how come we always go back to Cheney shooting someone in the face. Yes that was a dumb mistake but it didn’t exactly affect the rest of the country now did it?
Damn. I tried to waylay all the “old” comments before they even got started, but one (and hopefully only one) got through anyway.
No, they’ll come anyway.
Well, then you make a LOL (that’s actually funny) making fun of his “dumb moves” and we’ll take a look at it. Oh, and so you know, saying “Obama is dumb” or “I iz Obama. I fvcked up teh countrie” is not actually funny. So what you got, pal?
I’m always looking for an ears joke but that would get called out for racism.
clearly his ears are racist
RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
And you forgot to add:
MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!11!1ELBENTY!
ZOMG THERE WAS A MURDERER!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!
What about “ZOMG OBAMA IZ A SOCIALEST!!!!”
Isn’t that funny?
ZOMG!!!!! WHEN DID OBAMANTION BECOME A DIRTY COMMIE????
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Try that one.
It’s getting there. I didn’t laugh, but I at least smirked.
Yeah I didn’t laugh either. But I smirked as well.
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A semi Obama LOL.
Now THAT made me laugh.
I giggled.
If Cheney would just go away as most vice presidents do (unless they run for president), no one would be talking about him at all any more. Except maybe those at the Hague who would like a little chat….
…. which doesn’t explain why “talking about him” involves way-past-expiration-date trivia like hunting accidents.
Because they’re funny!
the same way bill clinton humping fat intern jokes are still funny CAUSE THEY ARE
Nah. A lot of the liberals make the Clinton jokes pretty often. Funny is not partisan.
Clinton the horndog–funny
Gore the full-of-hot-air global warming robot–funny.
Bush iz dumb–boring
Bush or Obama iz evil–boring
Bush iz dumb CAN be funny, but it’s getting harder and harder as it’s been done so many times it takes a truly original joke to make it funny again.
I will grant you that one. I guess my voting experiences have exposed me to too many ‘haw, haw, Bush iz dum’ non-lols.
Very true. It’s really sad when good jokes are ruined by very unfunny people.
**coughEWAdamscough**
No way, dude. Even we liberals like a good Bill Clinton joke. (I’ve made a few of them in my time.)
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They both are tons of fun, but you don’t want your friends to catch you riding either one……
(That’s just a joke)
Hey! Big girls need lovin’ too!
Everybody needs some lovin’!
*pounce-hugs Rando and justa, then runs away*
Tee-hee!
but they gotta pay!
*has a warmy feeling*
Hugs are fun!
And bitter troll, giggity.
Well, considering he’s back in the news for using “The Reagan Defense” it is still timely to bring up his blood-soaked blunders. And really, once you shoot someone in the face, it sort of…never goes away.
Kinda like drowning a woman in your car never went away for Teddy. It’s all fair play when you run for public office.
Yes, but that’s hard to make funny.
Yes, but that doesn’t mean we can’t try.
That actually made me chuckle. I feel guilty for that. Thanks a lot, diss.
Snickered and winced at the same time…
Wow. Way to make an image that got removed.
Aw, dude, that isn’t cool! Why’d they do that?
It did? I was able to read it. o-o
The true mark of a great artist is to have your work banned. Way to go Diss! Fight censorship!
Exactly. He had to live with that for the rest of his life, so it’s only fair that Big Dick should too. Thanks for reinforcing my point!
I might be wrong about this, but I don’t remember Ted actually admitting what he did wrong. And ole Darth Cheney did. ANd Cheney’s was more of a matter of poor situational awareness.
I have no respect for those who drive drunk. And yes, I have a personal reason. My sister was killed in MY car by her new boyfriend, who had to have those beers to show off. And then had to show off how he could drive MY hot rod VW. And then went 80mph in a 30mph curve, flipping MY car, and ejecting and KILLING MY sister.
One is a lot easier to do than the other.
I’m sorry about your sister.
Thank You.
Me too. *hugs*
*warmies*
Ok, let’s play “they both did bad things, but our side isn’t as EEBIL as YOUR side!”. *eyeroll*
That wasn’t what I was doing. And you know that. But comparing a legitimate accident to stupid, criminal decisions is not kosher either.
I don’t think that’s what JAC was doing. I think it’s just a subject that hit a nerve with him. I can sympathize with that.
It seems like EVERY subject hits a nerve with justa. He has an opinion on everything, and you can usually see his posts a minimum of 10 times in every thread. It wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t being snarky and/or disingenuous about it. There’s no such thing as a civil disagreement with him, he always takes the low road and says the nastiest thing about that person/subject he can think of. It’s like he’s deliberately trying to “start something”.
When I was in high school, I lost my 17yo 8 month pregnant friend to a drunk driver. So obviously, I don’t condone that. For the record, Ted Kennedy denies being drunk during that incident. I’m not saying he wasn’t lying, I’m not saying he WAS lying. I’m just saying that was a LONG time ago, and he had apologized several times, and had since dedicated his life to trying to do good. As a christian, shouldn’t you forgive someone who is remorseful? Isn’t that what jesus would do?
Dick, on the other hand, is as nasty and mean and divisive as they come. What is HE doing to try to make things better? Nothing. As such, he is a tasty target for LOLs.
Not every subject. About the same number as you have an opinion on. And you disagree on.
And I said, I could be wrong, but even so you said he denies being drunk. And the rest of us would have done serious jail time.
What I was saying is that the 2 events are grossly disproportionate.
And I’m ALL for putting things in the past. But you have to be honest about them to put them in the past.
You think he got off scott-free? He did not, I assure you. And everything in his life has been tainted by that incident. He screwed up, and he knew it, and was haunted by it. (Read his memoirs). It totally ruined any chance he had to win a presidency. Also, I disagree with your statement that “the rest of us would do serious jail time” for the same occurrence. People “get off” with a wrist slap for things like that all the time.
Among other things, JAC, I think you’re applying current standards (as far as drinking and driving and wrecking your car, resulting in a death) to an incident that happened at a time when standards and expectations were far different. It’s entirely possible that by TODAY’S standards, he’d be screwed, but that’s irrelevant.
Ok, great, but as you pointed out, Cheney gets made fun of, and Kennedy will too.
A lot of my point was that Cheney made a location error, and it’s a lot easier to get disoriented than to choose to drink and drive.
That said, I concede to your point. And as I stated earlier, I wasn’t aware that he apologized.
The main difference though is it is from about 50 YEARS ago! AND the man is DEAD! Dickie’s little “location error” is much MUCH more current. And he’s still alive. And he’s still mean, nasty and divisive.
Cheney made a location error
Location error? Basic fvcking Hunting Safety 101 dropout error. Make. Sure. Of. What. You. Are. Shooting. At.
Yes DISS, agreed. I wont hunt with Cheney, that’s for sure.
your sister should do a Barrel Roll
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU
Oh, and Cheney didn’t abandon someone either. Leaving someone to die in order to cover your wrong is an entire secondary level of evil.
You are on the wrong thread. That was argued WAAAaaaayyyyy back last summer.
I’ll give you the Cliff’s notes version:
“MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRDDEEEEEERRRREEEERRRRRR!!!!1!!!11!1!!”
Nobody has ever called Teddy Kennedy a saint.
Ted Kennedy is not a saint?! *gasp*
I have to differ with you on that one. There was 2 weeks of the ole above human, we must morn and worship barf on the news when he died. Right about the level of Regan the Gipper God worship.
Ok, here we go!
Ted Kennedy asked for forgiveness, cleaned up his life and devoted the rest of it to trying to help people through legislation. He was, indeed, a great man, and his passing saddened the whole country. Now tell me, isn’t it a christian tenet that one should forgive? When someone repents of their sins, aren’t they forgiven? Doesn’t your god readily accept them into heaven? Jesus didn’t hold grudges, so be like your jesus and LET IT THE FU(K GO!
Let it go yourself. I don’t see any politician worth the kind of slobber a lot of them get.
Also, how many politicians appologize, then leave public service. As so often is demanded of them. Sanford is one that needs to.
“Except maybe those at the Hague who would like a little chat”
Bravo. Is there an LOL in there somewhere? I don’t think war crimes are funny but it’s Cheney we’re talking about here.
That’s why everyone goes back to this incident. Most of what he did was so unfunny. Maybe a lol about the $700 million fence he built for ‘us’ down here?
Duh. He wouldn’t have to wonder if it was loaded.
cheney was “loaded” most of the time.