Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates

Breaking News – Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates his physical prowess by lifting a Hummer H3 with his butt.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Breaking News – Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates his physical prowess by lifting a Hummer H3 with his butt.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
picture: dunno source, Caption: SteamingPile, via our Breaking News Builder.
H3? Please. Come back when you can lift a REAL Hummer.
…and his leadership abilities by letting (slash helping) the legislature run his state into the ground fiscally.
Less impressed with the physical prowess than with the acrostic abilities he displays in veto messages.
Heh. Agreed. Creative and effective…if it hadn’t been for the forced feel of the line “kick the can down the alley” I would have thought it could have been an accident.
I look forward to trying this method in business correspondence.
hahahaha!! so do I…
I just had to remind myself what an acrostic was!
LOL! Did Arnie make it up all on his ownsome
or did he get a screenwriter to do it. I seem to have
very much underestimated the powers of the man;
everybody loves to have a go at him.
Don’t you hate it when your prejudices get
in the way of rational judgement?
Suppose I’d better do some more research, and
see what other funnies he’s come up with.
*snerk*
Breaking News – Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates his physical prowess by lifting a Hummer H3 with his butt.
Now if he would think out of something other than his butt…
Republicans, LOLZ.
Democrats, LOLZ.
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Trolls, LOLZ.
THE FLAG IS BELGIAN!!!!11!!
AAAGGGHHH BELGIAN!!! SCHIESSEN SIE!!!! SCHEISSEN SIE JETZT!!!111!!!
Nein. Die Markierungsfahne ist österreichisch!
MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tort reform will fix health care and is MUUUUURRRRRRDDDEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!11!!11!!!
George Bush is EBIL and responsible for foot rot!
Duh.
LOL. Well played, Ma’am.
I could do that if I wanted to…
BUNS OF STEEL!!!
Actually, if you look at his face, it could be that he’s filling an air bag back there. Loud n’ proud!
(Love the new toy.)
Appropriate application of toy!
And I would rather not be around for the application of that airbag….euwww!
He does look rather pleased with himself. Maybe he just thought up the acrostic….
For all the days of
united effort towards a
common goal, I
knew this was going to work.
You are an
open, generous
unicorn.
Well thank you!
How did she know I loved unicorns?
*stands and applauds*
Brava, Brava!
Being that
I am the only one
that knows
everything
Maybe
everyone should listen to me.
Oooooh, good one!
It required some really bad grammar but it worked out pretty well.
If you read it in William Shatner’s voice the awesome just goes right off the chart.
I was imagining the Family Guy shatner skit. Epic Win.
Stupid PK keeps eating my posts. Anyway, it required some pretty poor grammar, but it worked out okay.
Everyone knows pegasus is the cooler animal. I mean, what does a horn do, really?
Depends on whether it is metaphorical or not!
According to The Last Battle, horns are pretty damn good for killing soldiers from foreign lands.
Thought for the day.
Which produces more harmful gasses – the car or the Governor’s mouth?
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Ok, here’s to hoping THAT meme dies out quickly.
And you whack me for commenting. Yet you do the same. HYPOCRITE
Eat me, fu(kweasel™
I wasn’t attacking you, dumbass. I was saying I was tired of the Achmed meme. Get over yourself, you sanctimonious turd.
Yeah. Been a a lot of times I wasn’t saying anything in any negative way, shape, or form, yet you complain because I said it.
You have a chip on your shoulder, and it shows. And it’s very boring.
Listen you two, don’t make me use the newpaper!!
When you swing it, it would miss way to the left.
That’s it! You messed with the wrong girl. I keek your a$$ now. I wasn’t trained by the KGB for nothin all these years.
*Whacks JAC and Ivan across noses and adds a Three Stooges-like hit-upside-the-head-in-a-row for good measure*
Now, behave, both of you.
You can use my stun gun! You won’t miss at all with it!
Oooh! Thanks mabs! That’ll work much better.
But, I must admit that was funny, JAC.
Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
They created a H3? Sweet.
muscular bottom? probably not so.
“This guy’s been riding my butt all day.”