Comments on: POLITICAL PARTIES

By: Christine

Christine — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:00:13 +0000

Flight of the Concords reference FTW!

By: Christine

Christine — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:59:23 +0000

And yet, by being against them, he created them.

By: J

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:33:22 +0000

I think he was against monarchy, he did not want America to be another England.

By: MLD

MLD — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:03:01 +0000

when did pundit kitchen become preachit kitchen? I appreciate the truth behind this picture and the Einstein quote one, but… really don’t come here to get preached at–my bible and my history books do that

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:20:26 +0000

JAC, you might want to amend that to read “outside salvation AND CAKE than a good wife…”
That way, it’d be correct. -nod nod-

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:17:31 +0000

Oh the advantages of being HAPPILY married. I do pray with all my heart you find that happiness. God gave no greater gift, outside salvation than a good wife…..

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:11:58 +0000

Nope. I don’t.
My little brother, however, has a creaky bed….
Oh.
2) Family members knocking when you’re trying to get it off

By: Ghostwish

Ghostwish — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:56:27 +0000

That’s some mighty big shoes to fill… Apparently, he was 6′ something! But aye, he was, and still is, the best president we’ve ever had.

By: Champagne and Gunsmoke

Champagne and Gunsmoke — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:54:10 +0000

Washington was opposed to political parties because he was worried about a system where members of the party who won the election would lord it over those who lost. In other words, he was concerned political parties would divide the nation and lead to a “ruling class”.

By: S.A.R. member

S.A.R. member — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:28:28 +0000

i stand corrected, my apologies, but we both agree that he is the best president this nation ever had, so we are argueing that we agree. its a shame that there are no real leaders in this country like he and his generation. agreed?

By: Captain Wow for the severe beating of EWAdams

Captain Wow for the severe beating of EWAdams — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:34:47 +0000

Ditto. Alan Rickman is made of awesome.

By: trusts

trusts — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:25:33 +0000

GW was not all he was made out to be. not my hero.

By: Ghostwish

Ghostwish — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:54:01 +0000

Okay.

Look up a copy of the declaration of independence, and find George Washington’s signature.

That was easy. I guess you missed the part, or maybe this david fellow never mentioned it, in which George Washington was not a part of the Congress which decided, planned, and FOUNDED this country. He showed up afterward, in full uniform, and declared that he was ready to fight. He did not found the country, and is hence not a founding father, but he sure to hell fought for it. His brilliant and cunning tactical decisions were one of the few reasons this nation ever existed and resulted in the people of this young nation adoring him so much that he was elected to be the first president, a position which he reluctantly accepted.

He also wasn’t present during the signing, although there’s quite a few facts that hint he knew of the document. He was a bit too busy doing exactly what he said he would do.

He didn’t plan America. Many speculate he did not truly want to break from Great Britain, but like many others, events had left him no recourse.

George Washington wasn’t a founding father. He was more important than that. He was, and still is, one of the sole reasons this nation even exists.

Oh.

And he had small pox as a child, not scarlet fever, smart one. You can even trust wikistupida on that.

By: dissimilitude the fifth horseman of the EWAsshatapocalypse

dissimilitude the fifth horseman of the EWAsshatapocalypse — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:19:33 +0000

Also, there’s no point in asking “again” to explain anything, as they’re a raging troll. Just FYI….

And, yeah, dude, I was what we like to call “joking”….tough crowd.

By: Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull

Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:16:35 +0000

Joke recognition fail.

By: Jane is a Saint among EWAdams

Jane is a Saint among EWAdams — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:12:39 +0000

*licks crumpets off of Max*

By: S.A.R. member

S.A.R. member — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:08:05 +0000

prove it and i’ll admit it

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:22:11 +0000

Not funny? None of the previous comments mentioned that….

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:11:51 +0000

oh, come on, now you’re counting peas. (Hehe)

By: Ghostwish

Ghostwish — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:10:58 +0000

That’s just dandy. You’re still wrong.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:08:51 +0000

He’s dead. I doubt he “wants” anything these days. Just sayin.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:07:03 +0000

“ways in which I’m wrong. ( By the way, it wans’t that many ways, except for the “whore””

Once again, wrong.

“it’s safe to say that they made them wear makeup as well, to show their subordination”

^^ That is wrong.

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:27:31 +0000

We’re good this way, I let you add the useful stuff to the discussions and rather stick to my numerous ways in which I’m wrong. ( By the way, it wans’t that many ways, except for the “whore” maybe, but that was on purpose)

By: S.A.R. member

S.A.R. member — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:52:57 +0000

I was asking mr. again up top there to explain himself. Follow the thread gentlemen, follow the thread…unless you can explain how democrats are superior and republican should be banned??? care to take up his challange??
“if it doesn’t have your name on it, leave it alone.”

By: S.A.R. member

S.A.R. member — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:47:09 +0000

david “fellow?” DOCTOR McCullough is a professor amerutis(sp?) and recognized as THE expert on American Political history. He has written several books on ALL the founding fathers. maybe YOU should stop skipping history to shoot dope and start attending your classes ghost. but hey, you probably think Ken Burns is George Burns’ grandson(Ken Burns produced such quaint little films as “the War,” and “the Civil War, btw,…assclown!!!.)

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:36:23 +0000

First of all- not funny caption, you kind have to add some comedic spice not just go out there and say it and expect laughs. That’s like saying this is a funny caption.

“Bush went to war with Iraq. That was a bad idea.”
HAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

Also, the problem with Washington’s plan is that ideologies eventually split into parties. It’s kind of inevitable. That was just a pipe dream of his.

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:49:05 +0000

Ain’t no party like your nana’s teapart – Hey! Ho!

By: froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks

froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:40:59 +0000

That’s right, Max baby, and don’t you forget it!! *drags Max off to dungeon*

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:40:42 +0000

Maybe a little stealth bomb falling across the screen?

By: Merbet

Merbet — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:40:36 +0000

He technically preached against politics, but probably best affiliated with the Federalist party based on some of his actions and ideas of a centralized government and the like. If anything, he was on the brink of being hypocritical with his hammering against party politics but obvious slant towards one side. But he never claimed to be perfect.

By: Rando the Randoist

Rando the Randoist — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:34:23 +0000

You can’t really close caption silent but deadly ones.

By: Rando the Randoist

Rando the Randoist — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:31:54 +0000

Low attendance means you don’t get the coupon for the free cheeseburger at McDonald’s. Only those with perfect attendance get the cheeseburger coupon.

By: Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme

Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:27:20 +0000

That’s funny… I use my “asshole sensors” for a completely different reason Ty-gore.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:27:03 +0000

Maybe if we watch it on the flatulence screen.

By: Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme

Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:26:18 +0000

*munches on crumpets*
F*ckin delicious thats what state they’re in!

By: Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme

Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:25:45 +0000

I’ll “bend” to your “iron will” any time of day. *wink wink*

By: keithybabes who thinks EWadams is a demmed bed het, what what?

keithybabes who thinks EWadams is a demmed bed het, what what? — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:08:18 +0000

Maybe he’s just been teabagged.

By: Jane is a Saint among EWAdams

Jane is a Saint among EWAdams — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:04:45 +0000

Well, I admit my attendance has been spotty at best lately.

By: Jane is a Saint among EWAdams

Jane is a Saint among EWAdams — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:02:50 +0000

Ignore that bailey and come over and meet my way cooler friend, Bailey’s Irish Creme. Mmmmmmmmmm. So yummy.

By: Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull

Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:58:57 +0000

Can we have a tea party for EWAdams?
Torch
EW
Adams
There, it’s a TEA party, just like the other ones. We’re just not teabaggers.

By: shortright the ivanist who wants to castrate EWAsshat with a rusty spoon

shortright the ivanist who wants to castrate EWAsshat with a rusty spoon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:50:54 +0000

i like this idea even better.

By: Jane is a Saint among EWAdams

Jane is a Saint among EWAdams — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:44:22 +0000

That would not be ironic in the least, good sir!

By: Jane is a Saint among EWAdams

Jane is a Saint among EWAdams — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:42:09 +0000

Heathers is a classic film, froo! You stop your smack talking this intant!

By: Jane is a Saint among EWAdams

Jane is a Saint among EWAdams — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:40:01 +0000

While I admit that your doctrine is more flamboyant, mine drives the message home on a more personal level, I feel.

By: Jane is a Saint among EWAdams

Jane is a Saint among EWAdams — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:38:15 +0000

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs* And what is the state of the crumpets?

By: keithybabes who thinks EWadams is a demmed bed het, what what?

keithybabes who thinks EWadams is a demmed bed het, what what? — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:24:10 +0000

Whore makeup? Tell me more!

By: bitter troll who is bitter over this non-lol crap EWAdams keeps churning out to get front pages

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:21:39 +0000

what wrong with denise richards? her breasts are great actresses?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:12:07 +0000

Too much of the wrong type, and it could go bad pretty quickly. I would suggest only a small amount of the AB+, like maybe a 1/2 pint? Enough for a reaction, but not enough for a chain reaction!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:07:54 +0000

Oh, me too.

*drewl, drewl*

By: ay dios mio EWAdams no es gracioso

ay dios mio EWAdams no es gracioso — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:36:50 +0000

The cake is a lie