Since I am a eunuch (or possibly a Unitarian, or maybe even a unicorn – I can never tell the difference) I’m guessing sexual tension is probably the cause. It generally is in most conflicts in the world (If Obama and Ahmadinejad would just get together and go at it like bunnies, I’m sure they would sort out all their problems in a matter of hours).

And my bank account number is 24601….. no. wait. That’s my prison number. Oh well – you can try sending money to it anyway. I’m sure it will get there, and even if it doesn’t, it’s the thought that counts

Plus, since we both agree this picture has entirely lost the funny, we’re cool.

Have a nice day now.

thanks shortright for explaining my half-thought

I feel we have gotten off on the wrong foot…or else there’s a lot of sexual tension…or maybe your my ex…wouldnt that be a larf ?

:/

You’re right, this is the world wide web and it is a very scary place and you should keep your name a secret. So lets forget about names . . . what’s your bank acc. number so I can send you some money to show how sorry I am for the misunderstanding???

Are we cool?

But, just in case I wasn’t clear originally – this picture is not funny. Which, since this is a comedy site, does kind of defeat the purpose.

And no – my name is not Mr XY. Or Mrs XY. But since this is a world wide site, and I was taught not to give out personal information to strangers, I thought I would take the almost unheard of step of remaining anonymous on the internet.

Thanks.

He was not a smart ‘un.

I looked it up . . . this is still not funny by any of the definitions below.”

I rather think that was the point.

I looked it up . . . this is still not funny by any of the definitions below.

# light and humorous drama with a happy ending
# drollery: a comic incident or series of incidents
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# Comedy is a double album recorded by Paul Kelly & The Messengers and originally released in 1991. It was the last album released before the partnership of Kelly and The Messengers was dissolved.
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# Comedy (from the Greek κωμωδία, komodia) as a popular meaning, is any humorous discourse generally intended to amuse, especially in television, film, and stand-up comedy. …
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# Comedy| 喜劇|Kigeki is a short anime film produced in 2002 by Studio 4°C animation studio. The film was directed by Kazuto Nakazawa and featured the music of Franz Schubert’s “Ave Maria”. The film is noted for drawing its inspiration from Shubert’s piece titled “Erlkönig”
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# The Divine Comedy (Divina Commedia), written by Dante Alighieri between 1308 and his death in 1321, is widely considered the central epic poem of Italian literature, and is seen as one of the greatest works of world literature. …
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# The word “comedy” is derived from the Classical Greek κωμῳδία, which is a compound either of κῶμος (revel) or κώμη (village) and …
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# archaic Greece. a choric song of celebration or revel; ancient Greece. a light, amusing play with a happy ending; medieval Europe. …
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# comedian – a professional performer who tells jokes and performs comical acts
# comedian – an actor in a comedy
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# Comedian (1983) was Eddie Murphy’s second album. It is often referred to as his best comedy album and it was also his last that contained new …
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# Comedian is a 2002 documentary focusing on Jerry Seinfeld that explores the other side of stand-up comedy; that is, the preparation, politics, nerves, creativity, and so on. The film also features an up-and-coming comic named Orny Adams as he struggles to make it in show business. …
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# The Comedian is a 1957 live television drama written by Rod Serling from a novella by Ernest Lehman, directed by John Frankenheimer and starring Mickey Rooney.
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# A comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain members of an audience, primarily by making them laugh. This might be through jokes or amusing situations, or acting a fool, as in slapstick, or employing prop comedy. …
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# Comedian – Watchmen is a twelve-issue comic book limited series created by Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons, and John Higgins, and was initially published by DC …
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The best way to get a cat out of a tree is by using the fire hose.

after on dawsons creek, dawson gets mauled to death by a bear

Oh, now, that I’d watch.

hee hee. i always giggle at that one.

or when tony asks avi which part of rosebud he wants to bring with him after the “sword incident”.

And another thing, dammit !!! Between porn and cute pets, pussy of one shape or another is taking over the web. I’m sick of it. Especially the cute pets…

And who the hell is gonna put out the fires when this guys up a tree, who, the dog warden ?

Dammit.

my god…..he’s breeding….