Crap!
Crap! That homeless guy is following me again.
(Vladimir Putin and Muammar Al-Gaddafi)
He’s not any better dressed up.
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The Western Christian holiday of All Saints Day falls on November 1, followed by All Souls’ Day on November 2, and is a Holy Day of Obligation in the Latin Rite of the Catholic Church.
The origin of the festival of All Saints celebrated in the West dates to May 13, 609 or 610, when Pope Boniface IV consecrated the Pantheon at Rome to the Blessed Virgin and all the martyrs; the feast of the dedicatio Sanctae Mariae ad Martyres has been celebrated at Rome ever since. The chosen day, May 13, was a pagan observation of great antiquity, the culmination of three days of the Feast of the Lemures, in which the malevolent and restless spirits of the dead were propitiated. Liturgiologists of the Middle Ages based the idea that this Lemuria festival was the origin of that of All Saints on their identical dates and on the similar theme of “all the dead”.[2]
The feast of All Saints, on its current date, is traced to the foundation by Pope Gregory III (731–741) of an oratory in St. Peter’s for the relics “of the holy apostles and of all saints, martyrs and confessors, of all the just made perfect who are at rest throughout the world”, with the day moved to November 1.[3]
This usually fell within a few weeks of the Celtic holiday of Samhain, which had a theme similar to that of Lemuria, but which was also a harvest festival. The Irish, whose holiday Samhain had been, did not celebrate All Hallows Day on this November 1 date, as extant historical documents attest that the celebration in Ireland took place in the spring: “…the Felire of Oengus and the Martyrology of Tallaght prove that the early medieval churches [in Ireland] celebrated the feast of All Saints on April 20.”[4]
A November festival of all the saints was already widely celebrated on November 1 in the days of Charlemagne. It was made a day of obligation throughout the Frankish empire in 835, by a decree of Louis the Pious, issued “at the instance of Pope Gregory IV and with the assent of all the bishops”, which confirmed its celebration on November 1. The octave was added by Pope Sixtus IV (1471—1484).[5]
The festival was retained after the Reformation in the calendar of the Anglican Church and in many Lutheran churches. In the Lutheran churches, such as the Church of Sweden, it assumes a role of general commemoration of the dead. In the Swedish calendar, the observance takes place on the Saturday between October 31 and November 6. In many Lutheran Churches, it is moved to the first Sunday of November. It is also celebrated by other Protestants of the English tradition, such as the United Church of Canada, the Methodist churches, and the Wesleyan Church. [1]
In the United Methodist Church, All Saints’ Day is on the first Sunday in November. It is held, not only to remember Saints, but also to remember all those that have died that were members of the local church congregation[6]. In some congregations, a candle is lit by the Acolyte as each person’s name is called out by the clergy. Prayers and responsive readings may accompany the event. Often, the names of those who have died in the past year are afixed to a memorial plaque.
Relevance win, Janie! *smooch*
Awww, thanks!
hey! HEY! i saw that!
Never mind {{{TOS}}}XXX
That was a fraternal smooch, my love. My passion is for you only! Am I not Ivan The Shortrightist?
this is true…
btw, i put up halloween pics and your request for more cleavage was granted.
Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He’s not homeless, he lives in a tent, with gold bathroom
I respect Bedouin, but Gadaffi looks homeless. Must be the shoe-polish hair dye?
….and the tent apparently doubles as the robe he’s wearing in this picture.
Gaddafi isn’t getting older – he’s just getting weirder.
He’s got another outfit that doubles as his couch, the one with the gold and green brocade.
Is it just me or did the theme to the munsters pop in anyone elses head?
I’m guessing it is just you? I was hearing the Addams family, myself!
Huh, I was hearing the theme to Everybody Loves Raymond.. or even Two and a Half Men.
Everybody Loves Putin.
bitter troll can hear odd couple…
one is a crazy egomanical dictator with desires for world conquest who is messy
the other is a crazy egomanical dictator with desires for world conquest who is anal about being neat
I know it’s not relevant, but the LOL isn’t that funny anyway, so I thought I’d share. Today, I watched my computer clock go from 1:59 am to 1:00 am. I feel proud accomplishing one of my life goals of going back in time.
Silly Ivan, time is relative.
Lunchtime doubly so.
HGTTG for the win!!
LOL. Congrats Ivan! I slept through it.
did you get lotto numbers?
Was I supposed to?
if ivan can travel time now, bitter troll expects lotto numbers! enough of this work stuff
He went back in time, love. No forwards. Oh wait… Yeah Ivan, where are those damn lotto numbers?!
good ones too, ones that win money!
if bitter troll was rich, bitter troll would still be bitter, but surrounded by cool stuff
If I could! It only happens once a year (and I can only travel one hour into the future once a year too) and it’s only an hour. Lotto sales end at 8-9 pm, and they draw at 11ish? Unfortunately, I can’t control what time I time travel. *sigh*
I know we’re supposed to fall back, but did we fall all the way back to Vladurday again?
Now I feel like I’m in an episode of Star Trek Which one was the evil Spock again?
It would be highly illogical to join the Dark Side for a reward no greater than cookies, Captain!
Hey there, kiddo! I missed ya! *waves*
Ty-gor!!!
I saw a flair on FB that read:
I’ve been to the Dark Side. The cookies are a lie.
SO, now cookies are a lie, too? Oh the horror!!!!!
Hi, Tygor!
Noooooo!!!! Not cookies!?!?!!!!!!
-eats a few cookies- LIBERAL LIES!!!!! dark side has cookies, they have sprinkles, EVIL SPRINKLES
NOM NOM NOM
These sprinkles aren’t evil. They’ve just been misled.
Like Anikin?
-Curls up in fetal position and tries harder to forget the prequels-
I said they were misled, not whiny, emo bitches.
Sup, bud? How ya been?
‘Allo, poppets!
I’ve been strange how’ve you guys been?
Copasetic, man..
I was watching Gran Torino, Eddie, and I was thinking “Don’t I know this old guy?”
To be honest, Clint could have modeled the character more after my father. I can be damn ornery, but my dad took it to levels never imagined.
True, but I only know one man to whom I can attribute both death laser stares AND mind bullets.
All I can say is, I learned from the best! Oh, and thanks for cleaning up after yourself, even though you weren’t around. The lawn guards appreciate it.
-Finishes with the pooper-scooper, throwing the last of it onto Eddie’s least favorite neighbor’s lawn- No problemo!
if you want to travel with that… i’ve got a neighbor that could do with a large helping of excrement.
To quote Return of the Jedi:
“How we doin’?”
“Same as always.”
“That bad, huh?”
So is this a cameo appearance, or are you gonna hang out with us for a while?
Meh. Somewhat cameo.
I’ve got all my new games coming out, my schoolwork, my new music, my halloween candy (16 year olds trick or treating for the WIN. So much judgment, but nobody turns you away.) however, I do intend to stop in when I can- just not, you know, all day.
Did you actually wear a costume? Last night when teens with no costume came up, they got one piece of candy (they were polite though, I’ll give them that). Everyone else got a handful.
I left at 7:30 with an all-black Grim Reaper costume, so some of the older folks thought my friend was by himself until I put out my bag.
Awesome.
I keep forgetting you’re the same age as my step-son, and I can’t imagine how YOU can sound so together, and he is so clueless. *sigh*
My second thought was; lucky for you that you aren’t younger. Mom would have plastered reflective tape ALL OVER that costume. *nodding*
Tygor is a pretty together kid, for sure Ivan!
My teenagers are 17 and 15 and the older one went trick or treating. The younger one worked at teh fairgrounds scaring little kids and drunk adults. Fun!
Neither brought home candy for their mother to “inspect”, though. *grump*
i’m 24 and i considered trick or treating… but instead decided to help my friend pass out candy at her house while drinking quite a bit.
i think i made the right decision.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
I saw a couple of dads out with their kids and a stroller full of beer!!
Why don’t you guys just rename the place Putin Kitchen? Seems like nobody else is ever on here but Putin. It’s getting old — fast.
Because he’s Putin the lulz in the Kitchen?
Yeah, I know, that was lame…
At least you took the whisk to make a pun!
I hope no one beats him/her for it.
hey now don’t get eggcited
I’ll get him whipped up, fo sho.
That’s good because right now he’s not measuring up. Some work with you and he should rise to the expected level.
At yeast we’ll know what to expect..
Yeah, no time for spooning. I’ll not let him butter me up.
your all strainering for a joke here
It’s hard to sift through this much. Doughn’t discount it yet..
oh put a fork in it, its done
I’ll fork you bitter troll! Get back here, I have a bone to pick with you..
-snuggles charro- now your just haming it up
Stop yolking around.
But yolks are needed for baking, soda tell me.
bitter troll is baconing you all to stop!
Andouille listen to him? Do we? NOOOoooooooo!
Cheesus, guys, what’s been going on in here? Baking your pardon, but my blood is boiling.
These jokes are so deadpan. You all have true comedic skillet.
awww you guys are nuts
I knead to get some work done, and this pun run isn’t helping.
Oh lordy, I’m so late here….my cup has been really full over the weekend. Just now able to blend in some PK time. The way the weekend has gone it’s a spatula vent!
just can it
These puns are definitely for the pureed of heart.
Oh my God…if it wasn’t for the comments I would never come to this site. If the image isn’t funny, the comments always more than make up for it.
OMG! What music would you put this to?
Putin on the Ritz. Duh.
epic responce
Charro wins totally!
42 shiny new internets for the charro!
Woohoo!!
Only Fools Russian …
….where Anglos fear to tread.
you putin me on
Sounds like a load of Bolshevik to me.
‘X’ Marxists the spot
Oh quit Stalin already and show us where to put the dirty Lenin-s.
Turn on the T-Wee set so we can see what pogram is on.
homeless guy gets killed in russia by a accident hit on his head.
putin accidently beat him with a tire iron 145 times
I think Putin would use his hands only. Oh, and that Death Stare.
Nice post – kitchen pictures ..Keep Posting– Tip: Keep your post active- commenting helps it – Ron kitchen pictures
Thank you, spammer! Please accept our humble gift of DEATH!!!!
*breaks out the voodoo dolls* I’m ready Rando.
Oooooooooooooooooh, voodoo dolls.. I like it.. You don’t necessarily have to kill the guy, but you can make so he wishes you would!
-grabs dollie of voodoo and stuff it down the front of his bitter pants- mission akomplished!
*is jealous*
My mom was kind enough to introduce me to voodoo.
And we’ll always be friends, right? Right?
We’ll always be friends Eds. I don’t want to lose my lawn privileges.
or CAKE
We’re all out of cake. Eddie Izzard said so.
so his choices are Or Death???
Once again, Night Watch by Terry Pratchett clearly states (this is death speaking here)
THERE IS NO MORE CAKE. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER.
And as Portal state, the cake is a lie anyway…but a tasty chocolaty lie with lots of frosting…*drools*
Not if you make it the way it’s recommended.
(link)
Hm, you’re right, too much rhubarb.
Terry Pratchett is always a WIN in my house (my son got me hooked on his books). Did you know that he has Alzheimer’s? *sad*
So much sad to be had there.
It’d be awesome, though, if he started screaming “IS THAT MY COW?!” as he got older…
Ole Muammar has enough upper lip for about 4 people.
Yeah. I reckon he’s got a moustache growing INSIDE his upper lip. One day it’s going to pop out and YAY, Saddam’s back!
the Q-man was homeless when he came to the states recently. couldn’t pitch his tent anywhere.