Comments on: That’s right

By: Lancer

Lancer — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:58:06 +0000

A christian nuke-hawk… wow. (nuke-hawks are significantly different from war-hawks in that they’re exceptionally more retarded. They don’t realize that the long-term detriments to using a nuke are not worth petty idealism and that getting rid of our enemies is not worth WW3.

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:19:35 +0000

The protesters kinda confused me. From what I could understand they seemed to be protesting Obama and his taxes. But he had only been in office January, by then all of the tax laws for 2008 had been made and set. By the bush administration. At least I thought thats how it worked….it leaves me confused. Someone please explain it to me.

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:06:54 +0000

It’s called good friday because jesus died for your sins! Show some respect! Seriously….

Now if you don’t mind…I have to go make sure he didn’t die in vain.

Lets see..seven sins, seven days a week, thats a sin a day…I declare Sunday Sloth day! Monday Pride Day, Tuesday Wrath Day, Wednesday Greed Day, Thursday Gluttony Day, Friday Envy Day, And Saturday Lust Day!

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:56:05 +0000

Can you blame the ents though? I mean broccoli is(are?) just baby trees! And people eat them! If you found out someone was eating your babies you would flood their tower and impale their wizard too!

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:52:45 +0000

And he turns all the water into rancid grape juice. Jesus is mean.

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:49:50 +0000

*giggle* You get a cookie for that.

By: ill Dottore

ill Dottore — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:53:19 +0000

that caption is just epic!!!!! made me fell of my officechair laughing, with all my colleagues looking at me, thinking i’ve gone nuts!!!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:39:04 +0000

Jesus obviously was into non-violence. He preached it all the time, especially in his sermon on the mount. He lived it constantly. Which is why this guy’s poster is so baffling to anyone who has actually read the New Testament.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:36:30 +0000

Right, nothing says “love your neighbor as yourself” and “blessed are the peacemakers” and “blessed are the merciful” and “love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you” better than blowing the ever-loving crap outta people with a nuclear bomb. I’m sure Jesus would totally approve this message.

By: jmj

jmj — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:03:34 +0000

Sorry I missed your reply above, but there were 3 or 4 Roman historians who reference Jesus and the beginnings of Christianity.

By: Justacarolinaian

Justacarolinaian — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:15:26 +0000

No, I’ve only been in threads since I got laid off, and to save money, I sit at home…..

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:33:50 +0000

Pics are up on FB!

By: katya514

katya514 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:32:37 +0000

‘Teabagger’ ?

Aww, bless OP’s heart, trying so hard to be clever.

Man, broccoli soup *does* sound good right now…one of the best I’ve had used a bit of cauliflower, too. And there has to be just enough cheese to give it flavor and body, not enough to make it near-spreadable.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:43:06 +0000

Aliens planted fossils to hide their experiment (humans). Then messed up by showing up to build the pyramids, which is actually galactic traffic cones. “Avoid this planet, crazies live here”.

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:06:54 +0000

And I’m still waiting on those “other writtings” about jesus. Josephus doesn’t count, as it has been discredited, and no one can tell what is original, and what was added by the church. Nice subject change though, I fell for it for awhile.

And I still dislike that you think I have no morals, and I run around murdering people since I don’t know good from evil.

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:56:51 +0000

Wait – he called Danbala an idiot, and wants me to read what Ed said. I think he should apologize to Danbala!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:19:46 +0000

s_b – an unexpected johnny depp photo behind a link!? i think i love you right now!

now i’m super pumped to see this costume of yours.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:13:57 +0000

But there’s nothing under the IDIOT!!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:52:55 +0000

Johnny Depp / Tim Burton version. Something like this (link in name, don’t know html!)

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:38:13 +0000

in first, middle, last order mine was always EMC, so the nerds would pull out the e=mc^2 joke. got lame around the 4th grade…

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:09:17 +0000

Ah, but you forget sweetened cream cheese.

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:59:09 +0000

“What separates us from all the other animals Ivan?”

The short answer is “higher intelligence”. I’d hate to think it, but if you didn’t believe in god, you’d run over and kill your neighbor?

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:47:29 +0000

No, we can speak the name. Jim Gaffigan. It’s easy.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:46:53 +0000

For the last time, Ivan, it’s not your MIND that you want blown. *shakes head sadly*

It does seem to me though that a great number of things brought into the holiday folds from the pagans seem to be aimed at kids. I mean, sure, some adults go for the colored eggs and Christmas trees, but that seems more like kids’ stuff to me.
(FTR, I’ve been a fair amount of cynical about holidays since before this year, so don’t think that’s the only reason I like to downplay holidays.)

By: RainbowFish

RainbowFish — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:45:47 +0000

No, He wouldn’t. Because He could if He wanted to. And that guy’s still there.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:38:54 +0000

Well, to be honest, we do the Christmas tree and presents, and a few decorations, but we’ve never done Santa Claus. Same with Easter. We’ll do an Easter egg hunt, but no Easter Bunny. We prefer to keep imaginary characters out of our holiday celebrations (which I’m sure our atheist friends would find ironic ), plus I want credit for giving my kids those gifts not some imaginary fat man from the North Pole. Also, I’d hate to have to break their heart by telling them the truth about Santa Claus.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:33:51 +0000

Uh, as I said in another thread, let’s not compare losses. No good can come of this. Once you get into the area of losing a baby no matter what the circumstances, you’re already in an area that sucks so bad that it’s beyond comparison. The only thing I will say is that the experiences of miscarriage & extremely premature birth/stillbirth are different. Not better or worse, just different.

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:33:39 +0000

So god took 6000 years to create the earth?

Oh, and I want your honest opinion. How old do you believe the earth is? Did man live with the dinosaurs, or did satan plant the fossils to confuse us? Believe me, your answers will speak VOLUMES.

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:24:38 +0000

Is that anything like ‘the love that dare not speak it’s name’?

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:22:47 +0000

Oh, I will, I promise. *cheeky grin*

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:19:45 +0000

She has a daughter, not a son, and why is she calling herself a bítch? *has a confused*

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:15:19 +0000

It’s a burden… *sigh*

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:14:33 +0000

And? It’s not like YOU don’t have an opinion on EVERYTHING. I mean seriously, you’re in nearly every discussion on every thread. Don’t get sanctimonious now.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:38:40 +0000

Josephus is one of the writers who wrote about Jesus. There are parts of his writings that historians believe were added in by the church at a later time to make it seem that he had a favorable view of Jesus. You can find edited versions of his text that delete or highlight the parts that historians believe were added later and see that he still speaks of Jesus in his writings. There are other early Christians who wrote about him that are not in the bible. I guess they don’t count since they are Christians though.

How can the date be off by a few years for someone who was never born and is just a myth?

Einstein made it a point to distance himself from atheists because he wanted to distance himself from them. As Suicide Blonde pointed out he said that he didn’t believe in a personal God, but he did believe in God. Whatever his concept of God was he still believed he existed.

How do I explain the people who existed before Jesus? You studied the bible you should know that. There was a Patriarchal, Mosaic, Ecclesiastic, and Christian dispensation. Those that lived before Christ lived under other dispensations.

I said if there were no God there would be no good or evil, I didn’t say if there were no Jesus.

Going back to murder, you said that even murderers know what they are doing is wrong. Let me ask you this. If we are no more than animals, why is it okay for animals to kill each other, even within their own kind, but it suddenly becomes wrong when humans do it? What separates us from all the other animals Ivan? Why do we have a moral imperative not to kill? If not God, however you perceive Him, then what? Why should we be held to any higher standard than all the other animals, if we are only animals ourselves? I am not saying you have to believe in God or accept God to know right from wrong, but why do we perceive a right and a wrong when it is absent in the rest of the animal kingdom. All other animals take what they want when they want it and the only thing that stops them is a stronger animal. Why are we different? If you can answer me that, honestly, then we can continue the discussion. Until you can answer me that I think we are done.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:25:04 +0000

You know how sometimes they do monograms with the last initial real big in the middle? Before my aunt was married, she had something monogrammed like that, don’t remember what. She wasn’t happy with it. It said “PMS.”

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:23:25 +0000

*mumbles something about getting the frozen bag of broccoli from the store*

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:22:34 +0000

My sisters initials are JEW.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:21:30 +0000

I’ll just say “bleh” to both of those. And asparagus. But I luvs me some broccoli.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:20:47 +0000

Yeah, my mother (who was a little butthurt that we didn’t name my daughter after her) made sure to tell us what she thought of Hailey’s initials before she was born. LOL We gave my daughter my mother-in-law’s middle name. My mother’s middle name is Hull. We’re not using that.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:15:38 +0000

don’t ever buy her the lands end backpack with the embroidered monogram…

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:49:48 +0000

At least you have hair. :-p

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:38:13 +0000

so, someone in my office just told me that i look good with black hair. umm, what?! no. i look like the weird goth kid in high school who plots to kill people.

how exactly are you going as sweeney todd? stage version or burton version? you need to post pics too! i’m intrigued!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:10:24 +0000

Ivan — I thought I was the only weirdo who ate potato chips and chocolate ice cream together! (I kinda use the ice cream as a dip, though…)

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:09:12 +0000

Lol…feel free to use it, Ivan! (If you were to, say, post a pic of it on FB…that would be superawesome!)

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:06:38 +0000

Capt. Wow, I have to admit I LOVE that sign, although I’ve personally made it a policy not to refer to my kids’ dad as a deadbeat son of a bicth in front of them, so I couldn’t use it…

By: Justacarolinaian

Justacarolinaian — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:14:34 +0000

Wallfly, if you want to be pagan, go for it. But I’m not. And I also am not dependent on you to approve or condemn my religious beliefs.
Pagans and other religions don’t celebrate certain things, as they are not part of their beliefs. Doesn’t mean any more that they are condescending than any religion.
So I guess you just read it wrong. And I would also say I don’t go for the idea of Pagan/Jesus as you describe. But you are welcome to believe what you want.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:05:13 +0000

Diss I like that. I have a t-shirt that says, “Angular Momentum is what makes the world go round.”

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:59:18 +0000

Those people are crazy. They wouldn’t let my Dad build a barn, but they let this woman hang a sign that said, “My Daughter’s Father is a deadbeat son of a b!tch.”

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:59:56 +0000

DUDE! Really consistency from human beings? That’s the one thing that Christians have compeletly wrong. The bible was written by men, not by the divine presence of god within men. There might have been guidence, but once again God gave us free will, and I’m pretty sure that men used that free will to write some of the bible.

The one scary thing though is after watching “History of the Bible” on History channel, there are some scarey accuracies in the Bible being written thousands of years later. With out science now we still cna’t get everything accurate from 100 years ago.

By: Lister

Lister — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:47:33 +0000

Lol, Christians… epic hypocrites