Let me explain this in simpler terms…
Let me explain this in simpler terms…
I OWN you now.
(Bill Gates)
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Poor fellow.
Wow. That’s a furst for me and I’ve been lurking for years.
What a family! Mother and grandmother have 2 children, one white and one black! Wtf?
Mktng dept must have mentioned that ‘biodiversity’ is a positive buzz-word.
I knew I should have read that end-user license agreement more carefully.
you read it? i just clicked “Accept” and hoped that bill gates didn’t just gain control over my meager savings account…
He does. Those numbers telling you that you still have the account? Bill faked them.
aw dammit… maybe uncle bill wants to buy me a house then??
O RLY?
Where are the guns? How do you do that to a billionaire and not get shot?
With so many captions submitted, why do we only get 1 or 2 per day?
Socialist rationing.
Given the fact that 99% of the captions submitted are shite, it’s a good thing we only get a couple a day.
bitter troll will make some winners on his day off, and a few crappy ones, then the crappy ones will get high scores
I only vote for your crappy ones….oh…uhhmmm…I mean: YAY, make more captions!!
*peels another screen protector*
I’m trying to figure out how they select winning captions – I would have said through some random algorithm – but everyone I’ve seen so far is pretty bad, and they should (by chance) land on a good one every once in a while/
Having said that, Gates may own us but the phreaks own him. Daily, it would seem.
But.. but.. Windows 7 is supposed to save us from the phreaks! You mean the cake is a lie?!?!
Steve Jobs owns me
We feel your pain…
your pain is soft and smooshy
Blow Jobs own me…it sucks.
…and hopefully swallows at the end.
I swing both ways
Steve Jobs stole my liver
Pshaw. You don’t need it. You’re one of the common people. The rich use you for spare parts.
The comments are 10 times better than the captions around this joint!
Apparently my iLiver belonged to him already, I just didn’t know about it
This isn’t even political….
you’re right. it’s news.
as the subtitle of the site says: Lol News and Lol Politics Fun
sooooooooo, i’m gonna have to ask you to fu(k off.
I think that at this point Gates is more of a celebrity at this point in his career than anything particularly newsworthy. :/
That reminds me. I found a better use for the party packs. Reusing all that crap in that box to host my Ubuntu 9.10 install party! And with the free stickers I have from when I got my 9.04 install disks I can use them to cover up that annoying Microsoft branding thats all over the stuff in the party pack.
One day to go! Is everyone excited?
(actually to be honest I could never get THAT excited over an OS, regardless of what it is.)
UBUNTU, **** YEAH.
He doesn’t own me. I own me.
No, China owns you. Check the bar codes.
Huh??? What??? China?!?? Barcodes????
What does China and Barcodes have to do with anything remotely connected to what we were talking about?
They have everything to do with what we’re talking about.
Explain. This I have to hear.
Let me explain this in simpler terms Mr. Gates…
I PIRATE you now.
actually, Steve jobs owns me. But I’m free twice a week when I break out “the penguin”.
I loled.
Time to talk about them thar Mac commercials. I sympathize with the PC character. He’s my future. An overweight nerd working in some nerdy position for nerdy overlords. Heck, I”m already halfway there.
But the hipster is obnoxious. I’m his age and I’ll never be him or like him. So the entire premise backfires.
Linux! Just installed xubuntu 9.10! Bill Gates does not own me!
That’s cute but Billy’s not like that. He’s a pretty cool muthaf*cka to be honest.