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Hey Achmed, watch this! *boom*
Atleast the guy in the left can burry him when he blows up
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It just goes to show-
you can make a bomb out of ANYTHING.
Looks as if an Al-Qaeda cell has robbed a sweet shop. I see milky ways, wispa golds, mars bars and snickers.
What are they gonna do, ransom the chocolate to some fat kid?
The guy on the left with shovel and the pink bandana is really creeping me out.
As opposed to the rest of them being ok?
That’s no bandana. That’s a baby blanket. Creeped out even more now?
And they spend at least an hour placing all the shiney things in that order… It’s an anonimous Candy store o:
What’s up with the Pastel Brigade on the left? Especially the unique snowflake on the end with the trenching tool–he couldn’t be trusted with a rifle or something?
Was wondering about the guy in the middle with the mint green and baby blue. Obviously they are higher up the pastel brigade chain of command.
“Here Jhonny take these….fireballs and knock on that infidels house next.”
Halloween is gonna be a blast.
“You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word” – Al Capone
I suppose this works for Trick or Treating as well.
Can I also get some candy for my two dear friends?
Heckler and Koch?
I want to meet the neighbors giving out Marlboros for Trick-or-Treat!!!!
How many calls would they get from the other neighbors?
“Yes, Mr. Jones is this your idea of a political statement, because we are not amused!”
You know how as the evening gets later you start getting teenagers in half-assed costumes who are WAY too old to be trick-or-treating? I wonder how much trouble I’d get in if I handed them out condoms instead of candy….
Depends on the kids. Odds are they wouldn’t keep their mouths shut, and you’d have parents calling before you went to bed that night.
I gave out scantrons and blue books one year to a group of teenagers who were trick or treating with their little siblings. They didn’t think it was a funny as I did. Wonder why…
They must not have been in any college lit classes. I would have hugged you.
Considering those kids, I’d be surprised if they had ever set foot on a college campus. But they were in high school at the time, so they probably didn’t even realize what those were or how much they cost.
Ever buy a Scantron at the last minute out of a vending machine? I have. It’s why I still have student loans to pay off…
my profs hated me – beginning of each quarter i’d ask which ones we needed and how many – then i’d sell them in class to the idiots that wouldn’t have any….paid for my own, and sometimes a cup of coffee too… cheapskate trumped business majors
And yet you hate Capitalism……
*snerk*
lol, i’m as capitalistic as the next person, i just hate the greed and corruption that seems to run rampant at some levels — all things in moderation
Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.
I would be more impressed had you also sold sharpened and ready-to-go pencils like my friend and I did.
Some days that’s the only reason I was able to eat lunch.
wasn’t for lack of trying but it seemed like there was always some idjit willing to ‘loan’ pencils out. whether or not they ever got them back is a different matter, but i could charge for the scantrons… made no sense, but they were easier to carry all the time anyway so i didn’t mind
LOL, Hate when nice people try to corner the market! At least you were able to make a little bit of cash while you were there.
You went to a school that sold scantrons out of vending machines? That’s so cool!
Yeah, at my campus you have to hike to the bookstore and back, and hope you still have time to even GET to class.
Our student governement would give you one free one a day. Most people didn’t think far enough ahead to start getting them the week before finals and the bookstore would be sold out by the end of finals week. That’s usually how I paid for gas at the end of the semester.
I had to google to find out what a scantron even was!
I have a liberal arts degree; can you tell?
Aww, c’mon…. I’m doing that this year!!! At least I have a cool costume tho – I’m going as a Russian WW2 Commie!!
I would totally go trick or treating at their house. And not even try to pretend I’m a kid.
Me, too!
I’d keep coming back in different costumes! What cigarettes cost these days, I have no shame or pride.
My only question is will they film the decapitation of the gummy bears?
Hmm… weirld terrorists… american made M-16’s, US army issue shovel (see mister pink bandana on the left), and tons of american candy…. and they still hate America. weird… very weird
That’s because they’re US trick and treaters doing a bad ass parody of the standard terrorist e-peen show.
not to mention, American cigarettes. (Marlboros, made by phillip morris)
offyerrocker: in America, anyone with a bandana and a gun is a terrorist…
*Santient walks in*
Santient: You know, these guys have admitted being terrorists…
offyerrocker: …
Don’t encourage the little vandals in down my street!
Trenching tool, megaphone, candy and pastel head scarves? What is this, some sort of Village People – The Next Generation/ Willy Wonka hybrid thing?
Omar, give me the snickers!
I’ll take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollipop
“We demand candy! Bubblegum or taffy!” – Ibn Al Pee Pants
Oh noes!!! The Taliban are confiscating candy so the future suicide bombers wont be fat asses like the Americans!!
Your butt looks nice and wide from here.
Yes, but the mind is narrow, if there is one present.
Captain, all scans show no presence of intelligent life.
I like this caption:
You know you are a trainee when you are the one holding the shovel!!!
teletubies!
These are the islamic care bears!!!