Hard drive

^ Hard drive is very fragmented. Begin defragmenting process now?
(Muamma Al-Gaddafi)
You should see who he calls for Tech Support!
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^ Hard drive is very fragmented. Begin defragmenting process now?
(Muamma Al-Gaddafi)
You should see who he calls for Tech Support!
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Livvy via Advanced Lol Builder
C:\> defrag C:
Hard drive too fragmented for defragmentation. Format? (y/n)
Format Failed.
C: is not accessible.
Hard drive is corrupted.
How about a nice game of chess?
War Games FTW
I’m sorry, Muamma. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
Except for a single rambling outburst at the UN the ancient impenetrable monolith has remained completely inert. Its origin and purpose are still a total mystery …
my god…its full of stars…
tom cruise….
dennise richards…
willie nelson….
My God … Tom Cruise resembles a fetus encased in an orb of light! Oh wait, no, that’s one of Penelope Cruz’s breasts.
-lifts up his cookies- bitter troll wants milk now
Too bad the warranty has expired…
Upgrade to the AE312A?
Dave, what are you doing. Dave. Dave. Dave, I need that. Can I sing you a song?
very nice, that takes be back.
Better yet, how about a nice porn site?
C:\> iexplore [...]
…..like come on…
nobody sees this?
…….go watch star wars!! V or IV or ..one of the others…
the soldiers on the imperial ships have the same sign….
AND THIS IS A SIGN…HE IS A MEMBER OF THE DARK SIDE!!!!!
THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!
HIS BOSS IS DARTH VADER
THATS BAD!!!
EVIL! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, that’s why his views are outdated.
He’s running Windows 98.
(Bring back the old defrag! It was much more interesting to watch :] )
Lol! And I completely agree on the old defrag. I miss it. *Sniff*
You’re a bunch of defrag hags …
You’re a bunch of defrag fags …
Vistaists!!!
Old defrag was better than any game, only compared to the old “marbles” screensaver.
I liked the 3d maze one more.
However, hacking it into a modern OS results in it playing about 2X speed.
Wait… they changed the defrag in Vista? o.o
(I think XP still had the same one? Unless my memory really is that bad)
OMG They did change it… XP still had the colors. Vista just gives you… nothing.
Wow. All the extra fluff they added to Vista, but they took away the visuals on the defrag.
That actually makes me a little sad.
Try ultimate defrag.
http://www.disktrix.com/ultimatedefrag_home.htm
I have an older version so it looks a bit different. But this look is the most logical I’ve seen.
I lol’d.
Looks more like a mini keyboard…
He actually dresses worse than Elvis did in his latter years.
He looks like he’s trying to take a page from Michael Jackson’s fashion book. Which just goes to show what a loony he is. At least Michael had some kind of talent.
Oh I thought he was going for a post-mortem Patrick Swayze look.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!11!1!2!
I actually laughed at this one. (^_^)
me too …. brilliance
How come that this one’s only rated 4,5
It’s awesome.
Saw it again and laughed again. That doens’t happen too often.
*giggles* I like that you came back to comment again.
I believe that picture is taken at the annual Tripoli Star Trek convention. Colonel Gaddafi made his own Starfleet uniform.
He has a starfleet academy bumper sticker on his camel.
so does bitter troll
The whole camel, or just the toe?
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
on its soft round sensual hump
(s)
He said “hump”. Heh-heh, heh-heh.
Yeah yeah. And he said “round.” Heh heh. Heh heh.
And he said “Sensual”. Heh heh, heh heh.
And he said “soft”. Heh-He- oh. Never mind.
Yes!! Please add your very own Beavis and Butthead joke here.
And he wonders why no one on the world stage takes him seriously. I mean Bush was bad but at least he didn’t dress like he went dumpster diving behind a fabric shop.
Dumpster diving at the abortion clinic!
thats where you find the best ravieolie
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Then I laughed really hard. I can’t decide whether I love you or hate you, bitter troll.
Haha this is awesome!
Is he wearing Bono’s glasses?
If he is, he’s not doing it well.
I was thinking Dr. Jacoby.
And I was more thinking of Dr Crippen
Why does it look like his clothes were made by a six year old with felt and a hot glue gun?
So does his hair!
SOMEONE CALL QUEER EYE!
*snerk* Now THAT would be an exciting episode!
Shoulda use a REAL file system like ext4 or zfs.
Ten bucks says you don’t know why that’s true — other than what you can pull off of Wikipedia, of course.
Twenty bucks says you don’t know why your statement is internally inconsistent.
thirty dollars fora hand job
Seems cheap — not much left after you pay self-employment tax to the bitter government.
Ten bucks say’s you’re being a douche and sucking all the funny out of the room.
Whine, whine, whine. (Do you have an icon that says “Imagine no Ivan”?)
No, but I’m sure many here would donate if I took up a collection to make one saying “Imagine No Dhoti”.
Astonishing creativity.
Why thank you!
Journaled FS ftw
Something I’ve wondered about for a few decades now, who is dropping more LSD, Gaddafi or his seamstress?
It would appear that it doesn’t matter to either of them.
Perhaps there are no mirrors in Libya?
In Soviet Russia Mirrors look at you. (Then again that joke was pretty likely true
Take the old David Frost joke – “In Russia 95% of people own a Video camera. However only 10% of those people actually know about it”
)
lol. Awesome.
no HDD – no defrag – loooooooooooooooool
pssh. If he would use Linux, this wouldn’t happen.
Wow, I laughed. Best one since Sergeant Creepy. Maybe Qaddafi just makes these funny.
I think his costumes, rambling U.N. speeches and Bedouin tents are hilarious. Did anyone see the show about his global beauty pageant fom a few years ago? Quaddafi is straight loony. Only your lowly Earth species could produce such a person.
what all the colors mean? i have only 3 or so xD
I don’t think even he knows. I think he got them from sending in five box tops from packets of cereal (I purposely did not mention a cereal make, so that a. people could add their own and b. We don’t want to be done for Product Placement now do we