ABRAMS TANKS
ABRAMS TANKS
ALWAYS have the right of way.
(M1 Abrams Tank)
But sometimes they make mistakes
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“NO PARKING” signs: This is why you obey them.
I guess it’s now a handicapped only spot …
Both would make good captions.
Tanks, I heard you say there’s a yield sign, but talk is jeep.
Don’t tread on me. Armor bad man!
I canon endorse this course of action.
Mais mon armour, love is a battlefield.
(&^#($#)($&#^*$%(&()#*(#&&$()*
Sorry….my turrets syndrome…
I think you’re up blitzkrieg without a projectile …
Shell(p) me, aim not gunning for you.
(huh huh…you said projectile)
In my mine I see this going all wrong and blowing up in our faces.
Yes, that would knock out your teeth, battle bet you recon do this without inci-dentals.
Ied like to see you try that!
Ammo against this, for religious reasons. I’ll get in my car(bine) and be leaving now.
I M-1 who believes in the garand scheme of things too! We shoot all get along!
I don’t how many more puns we can handle of this caliber.
I have now locked onto this thread and have puns ready to fire when ready.
That sounds like a load.
“Oh no we’ll all be dead!” Tom croaked.
“No! Don’t shoot!” Tom fired back.
“Anyway, you don’t have the balls! Tom yelled testily.
“Let’s whip ‘em good!”, Tom lashed out.
“Damn that gun was loud,” Tom reported.
“Take careful aim!”, said Tom pointedly.
“I guess I’d better throw the damn thing!”, Tom quickly tossed out.
*KABLAM!!
“Owwwwch! Grenade shrapnel hurts!” said Tom sharply.
“MEDIC!!”, screamed Tom shreddingly.
“Ogre ate! I’m turning green! And donkey me waiting!” Tom Shrekked.
“I’M HEALED!!”, said Tom with a Swaggert.
“But your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.
“And no one will notice”, was his limp reply.
“Wake up — fire in the hole!” yelled Tom alarmingly.
“Ah-don’t worry everyone! I have extinguished the fire!”, Tom gushed.
“Oh dear, I’m covered in soot, aren’t I?” Tom ashed.
“I HATE the bastards that set that damned fire”, Tom admitted grudgingly.
Bunch of lilly livered milquetoasts, Tom said curdly.
“Can’t wait to get my hands on the bums!”, said Tom with feeling.
Gives new meaning to road rage.
People will think twice about flipping you the bird when they see that’s what cut them off.
*rotates turret and aims at asshole in SUV honking*
…you were saying?
“Hey, pal, no passing in the suicide lane!” *BOOM*
“That’ll learn him.”
Honestly, I’d just go for the 50 cal. Seems more appropriate somehow (and you lessen the chance of running the main gun into someone in another lane).
If that gun starts turning, I have no doubt the other lanes will clear out quickly.
Hey, I think we’ve established what WILL stop a Toyota!
agreed. the real question is…chuck norris vs tank, who wins??? lol
CHUCK NORRIS IS A TANK FOOL!!!!
oh yeah, your right, (kneels and prays to the idol of norris, god of chuck.)
Your right is my left.
Somehow I kinda doubt that actually.
What if you have dyslexia? It works then.
*watches SAR member being strangled by Chuck Norris with a cordless phone*
Everyone should take this as a reminder. Chuck Norris is a tank and it’s made up of an indestructible material called Chucktanium.
Well, you’re half right. I don’t see him as a tank though.
No, the tanks are over in the corner cowering.
From a teabagger? Please.
The Chuck Norris meme has little to do with real life Chuck Norris. If anything, hopefully the meme has made it harder for people to take his politics seriously.
Can’t a man be both intimidating *and* a testicle slurper? Geesh.
In a lose-lose situation, Chuck Norris wins.
Unfortunately, we may never know as every tank that has had to go up against Chuck has spontaneously combusted out of fear. I didn’t know machines knew fear.
Read this and see if you still idolize him. I know I think he’s a piece of garbage.
{{http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/chuck-norris-stop-using-the-modern-american-flag—-or-use-tea-stained-ones.php}}
It said not found. I’m not about to get into real life Chuck. I just think the Chuck Norris jokes are funny.
You have some serious issues. Meds would help.
And yet, Charlie Sheen can be a Truther with no consequences….
That’s right…I knew there was SOMETHING I found annoying about him other than his cheating on his wife with hookers.
I can’t help myself though…..Two and a Half Men is one of my favorite shows
I liked the Movie Cadence too. Charlie and Martin.
That is a good show. It’s great they found a role where Charlie gets to play himself. :-X
He is basically a carbon copy of my brother-in-law. Ick
Actually, Chuckie is as crazy as a s**t-house rat. LOL
My, you ARE a nasty little man, aren’t you?
No, just an honest one catching you spreading a load of Bull.
Just what part of what I said is bull?
There isn’t enough space on PK to cover it all. But this time I was referring to the unnecessary rant about Chuck Noris, just because he doesn’t share your political views. And your link doesn’t work.
but this is a place to rant about people. be it make sense or otherwise. Mr noris ( whom bitter troll has no trouble with)) did put himself up there, expose yourself to the crowd and someone will throw a tomato. and his bow-flex dont work
True BT, and the stupid rants always get called……
So just because my link didn’t work, I’m lying? Here’s another link.
{{http://www.opposingviews.com/articles/news-actor-chuck-norris-says-no-modern-u-s-flags-at-tea-parties}}
And it isn’t because he doesn’t “share” my “political views”, it’s because he has gone wacko.
Now please leave me alone, you creepy, creepy stalker-type person.
Oh the vanity. I wouldn’t stalk you if I was paid millions to do it.
While you are on your rant, be sure to rant about Charlie Sheen and the libs who are “gone waco” as you say. There are people on both sides that come off as extreme.
What makes it bad is you accusing people of idolizing Mr Norris. It’s a joke, and I’m quite sure you understand that, but chose to rant. I.E. spread your bull.
Now show us all you can think for yourself, and rant on some Lib.
(What a joke, answer a post on an OPEN board and get called a stalker. Some people are legends in their own minds)
charlie sheen IS creepy, bitter troll wonders what sorta herpes is jumping off his junk at people….bitter troll would be scared to go near him.
Paris Hilton is afraid of Charlie Sheen’s VDs.
bitter troll thinks paris hilton really is just a giant herpe that crawled off charlie’s sheen
That might be true, but what would you bet that most of the guys complaining about her would jump at the chance?
bitter troll would not, to skinny, but charlies ex whats her face, from wild things, bitter troll would risk sheen herpes for her
Denise Richards. Loved her in Starship Troopers.
If you’ll pay attention, creepy stalker, you will see what I posted about Charlie Sheen above:
“Actually, Chuckie is as crazy as a s**t-house rat. LOL”
Now, go see who else you can stalk, creepy, creepy stalker.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Awww, she’s flirting with me. She wants to play stalker games. No honey, you aren’t my type, and I am happily married.
At the time you made the original rant, you didn’t say a thing, just hammered on one of the regulars for enjoying the standard joke about Mr Norris.
Ugh, I would never ever ever touch Paris Hilton. She’s too skinny and too skanky.
nell carter more attractive then paris hilton
lohan is still sexy to bitter troll…donno why…red head thing bitter troll thinks
I don’t see anything wacko in that article about Chuck Norris. Where’s the wacko?
ZOMG HE HATES THE FLAG HE MUST BE EEEBIL!!!1!!!!11ELEBENTY!
Oh, is that not in there? I could have sworn I saw something like that… bitter troll must have stolen it.
Pssst, it doesn’t promote her ideology, so therefore he’s a wacko.
And where are Yacko and Dot for that matter?
heh heh heh… Chuck Norris as an Animaniac. I never would have thought of that! Now I’m imagining him in the theme song, because I don’t remember anything else from that show.
So what if the top speed is 40 m.p.h.? (probably something else, but you get my point)
top speed is close to 70, can fire while cruising at 55, and not miss.15 rounds per minute(it’s amazing the things the israelis can do when we give them our stuff isn’t it?) 21 steps to initiate firing procedures, 3 steps for continuous fire(god i love our weapons.)
With a governor on the transmission, if it goes faster it literally shakes itself apart.
Which governor? Doyle is pretty fat, I could see him causing a problem. Or maybe it shakes itself apart as a defense mechanism if Palin hops on…
*getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff*
“Uh, Ms. Palin, you seem to be enjoying that waaaaaay too much.”
ok charro, you’ve done it now – you must hand over your screen protector to me (thought in an authoritative voice) because i’m getting tired of washing the snorks and spews of mine
If you call Billy Mays, he is supposed to be selling them for me. Kinda hard to get him to call back lately.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!! WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS YELLING!!! WANNA POLISH UP THAT HALO GRAB A ZORBEEZ WRAP IT AROUND MY AWESOME AUGER ADD A DAB OF MIGHTY MENDIT,MIGHT PUTTY AND GO TO TOWN. TO GET RID OF THE SCRAPES AND KNICKS JUST USE SOME SIMONIZE FIX IT!!!
-calls ghostbusters- yes, Mr Zedmore…bitter troll has a screaming ghost…trying to sell bitter troll things..yes billy mays….do it for free? great!
It’s Dr. Zedmore you racist!!!1!!11!!!!
HE NEVER FINISHED HIS DOCTORIN!
That doesn’t matter! It’s still racist…somehow…
now bitter troll is addicted to reading ghostbusters wiki stuff -la sigh-
Where is my royalty check dude? You are waaaaay late on that. *taps foot impatiently*
*pouts* Here is your screen protector, Bad Fairie.
*takes screen protector with guilt & rips in half*
here charro – i’ll share with you, if you put it as a strip down through the center of the monitor, it’ll keep the good parts clean
Awww I heart you Bad Fairie. Thanks.
Yeah, the turbine engines are nice and quiet too.
Shame they go through jet fuel at a rate of 1 1/2 to 2 gallons per mile.
My point: in the situation in the photo (ordinary traffic on an urban street) top speed for an armored,armed vehicle does not matter. Attempted humor? Go on and tailgate me, sucker. I don’t care. It seems I have mistaken this for a humorous use of the magical internet.
Now it’s time to Ask Mister Know-it-all.
It’s okay, Schmoe, the important thing is you tried your best.
Apparently I’m blind. I read that as “tied your beast” and couldn’t figure out how that applied.
boogaloo
Those things will STOP in distances many cars can’t. Think about that for the tailgaters.
plus, i get the feeling they don’t have brake lights, turn signals or back up lights*. could have A LOT of fun with obnoxious tailgaters.
*- i’m not military, never have been, could be dead wrong about this… i just don’t think they have them…
No, a forgotten turn signal would not be good in combat. (insert eyeroll smiley here, as I have NO idea how)
*roll* except replace * with : (shortright taught me that one)
Zonino!
I’m guessing you’re right about that. Probably no cupholders, either.
No power windows either. *sigh*
Tell me they’ve at least upgraded to an MP3 player in there though. If not, then our military really needs a technology upgrade.
Well, it does have the best GPS system in the world…
NO, the OTHER left, idiot.
The real story is they thought it would be ‘TeH Aw350M3Z’ to run it over for no reason when it was probably some poor family’s only means of income as some type of delivery service. Way to go guys.
…or it had already been used to deliver a bomb. Way to go douche.
I think there might be char marks on it then. Thanks for congratulating me on my douching technique. I find a series of short squeezes to be most effective.
Dude, you have no idea why they are running over that car. It’s a pretty douchey move to assume they’re doing something bad.
I’m a douchey kind of human. Wrongful deeds sometimes go unnoticed without someone who sees everything as a wrongful deed to call it out. Equilibrium.
If you’re gonna call out a wrongful deed, make sure it’s a wrongful deed first. I’m not saying they DIDN’T do something wrong, but you don’t know that they did.
But Rando…they are typical americanesche schweinhund, ja! It must be wrong what they do!
Naturally. EVERYONE knows that the American military=the new Nazi army. Duh. (OMG, I just Godwined myself!!!!)
You figured out the blockquote! Woohoo!
now, if i can just ge it to stop when i want it to within the same post.. hmm..
It’s all about remembering to close your tags. —> /blockquote
Like this?
Yay!
My great-grandfather drove tanks during WWII. One day, a car didn’t give him the right of way. He proceeded as usual to cross and wound up running over the car’s trunk, nearly killing the passenger in the backseat. The next morning, his superior calls him into his office, and informs him that the MAYOR called in asking why he almost ran him over.
That’s right folks, my great-grandfather almost killed the mayor of the town he was monitoring, and would’ve gotten away with it if he had actually crushed him.
I like your great grandfather.
Mayor or not, that’s just dumb. Tank wins every time, yo.
You’re god damned right it does!
unless its a king tiger or a chalenger
king tiger was only 4 inches wider and 4 feet taller (more or less), with less powerful an engine and worse maneuverability.. i’d still put my money on the abrams
I would doubt that. No the only real thing an Abram hasn’t got the right of way against is a Mammoth Tank.
How about a wooly mammoth?
Or an MP Patrol car. Nothing like seeing an abrahms pulled over by a ford mondeo
Now that’s a good lol waiting to happen. We need to find -that- photo.
“C’mon, can’t we run HIM over too?”
“Are you out of your fvcking mind?!”
Yeah, uh, the Abrams easily out ranges the Challenger with it’s gun, and is more accurate, in spite of the Challenger having a rifled barrel. And the Abrams is faster.
This one isn’t bad. I like it.
And it’s actually funny.
It’s funny ‘cos it’s true!
Not against METAL GEAR!
*pokes head out of box* That’s very true. *hides under box again*
Man Petting a Squirrel
What was the point of that?
That is the true imported american Democracy…
I would like to see all you funny and proid comments if this car was yours and in your hometown.
The actual story behind this car is that it was used in a crime, an attack on troops. I kind of like the idea of crushing the cars of some of the most severe criminals. Might crush a few of those over inflated egos.
These are not the proids you’re looking for.
Jaysuss, it’s ahhhbvious the funny and proid comments are in Dooblin ye eeejits.
What’s that? Sorry, I happen to live in a country that’s never seen a hostile army on it’s soil since, ehhhh, the 20th century or so?
French, hmmm?
gta bagdad! just dont drive to slow fire rapid backwards to accelerate!
Interesting piece there. Despite my outrageous levels of patriotism and militarism, I’ve honestly been against the handling of the Iraq War for a while now. Mind you, for all that, I strongly disagree with most of the anti-war crowd (and the pro-war side, at that).
Not againzt chalenger 2 tanks they dont